Maybe humanity should issue God with a callout. Tell him that we're all going to stop worshipping him, and start worshippping the Spaghetti monster unless he proves his existance within the next month.
Why does that sound disturbingly similar to MLA's request to Alex? 
Coz Alex is the Spaghetti monster?
But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.
- Mark 13:32-33
Yes, that's my point. Instead of leaving the decision up to God, we should give him an ultimatum. Tell him that we're fed up with all this threatening to return, but not telling us when nonsense. Make it clear to him that we're in charge now, and that he works for us. Tell him that he's our bitch now.
If I have to have a god, then I want one that does cool stuff. This one just sits up in the sky ignoring us, letting millions suffer. God could be great fun if he would get more involved. I want to see him fight other gods. It would be so cool if he challenged Allah, or Budha to a fight.
If he's not a violent god, then he could entertain us in different ways. Perhaps he could form an alternative rock band with Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, and with the Spaghetti monster on drums.
Get off your arse God, and earn our respect. Stop coasting on bygone glories. Move into the 21st century. I don't think he's even got an e-mail address
