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Where the Fuck is that Screw for my God Damn Bike!?!?!

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Where the Fuck is that Screw for my God Damn Bike!?!?!

A lot of members here need a screw. :vibe:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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For the minimalist bride.

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Lets go  :tickle: ! :finger:

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Lets go  :tickle: ! :finger:

No.

You're not a good troll.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Damn it!!!!!

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Damn it!!!!!

You have to do something truly caddish to be a good troll. General Razorbeard claimed that the Nordic race is racially superior to other races, and he ranted about it in irrelevant threads, started rigged polls and spammed the forum to get his point across.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Damn it!!!!!

You have to do something truly caddish to be a good troll. General Razorbeard claimed that the Nordic race is racially superior to other races, and he ranted about it in irrelevant threads, started rigged polls and spammed the forum to get his point across.

  :indeed:  He was ignorant, arrogant, and a total pain in the ass!
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When I rode (on my bike) back from the town centre a car did 'beep beep' and the driver waved at me. :santa: Well, I lifted my hand to say hi too but thought who the fart is that. Just before I got home I noticed the same car in the neighbourhood and.. it turned out to be the neighbours of nr. 4. They're always very friendly. (pof, what a thrilling story)
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Damn it!!!!!

You have to do something truly caddish to be a good troll. General Razorbeard claimed that the Nordic race is racially superior to other races, and he ranted about it in irrelevant threads, started rigged polls and spammed the forum to get his point across.

  :indeed:  He was ignorant, arrogant, and a total pain in the ass!

Maybe he died.
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Damn it!!!!!

You have to do something truly caddish to be a good troll. General Razorbeard claimed that the Nordic race is racially superior to other races, and he ranted about it in irrelevant threads, started rigged polls and spammed the forum to get his point across.

  :indeed:  He was ignorant, arrogant, and a total pain in the ass!

Maybe he died.

His hemorrhoids swoll up and stopped the blood flowing to his brain?
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Damn it!!!!!

You have to do something truly caddish to be a good troll. General Razorbeard claimed that the Nordic race is racially superior to other races, and he ranted about it in irrelevant threads, started rigged polls and spammed the forum to get his point across.

  :indeed:  He was ignorant, arrogant, and a total pain in the ass!

Maybe he died.

His hemorrhoids swoll up and stopped the blood flowing to his brain?

Sounds plausible. He always had something up his arse to behave like that.
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When I rode (on my bike) back from the town centre a car did 'beep beep' and the driver waved at me. :santa: Well, I lifted my hand to say hi too but thought who the fart is that. Just before I got home I noticed the same car in the neighbourhood and.. it turned out to be the neighbours of nr. 4. They're always very friendly. (pof, what a thrilling story)

 Friendly neighbors are nice to have.  I don't know any of my neighbors except for the four other people in my building.  :chin:
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Damn it!!!!!

You have to do something truly caddish to be a good troll. General Razorbeard claimed that the Nordic race is racially superior to other races, and he ranted about it in irrelevant threads, started rigged polls and spammed the forum to get his point across.

  :indeed:  He was ignorant, arrogant, and a total pain in the ass!

Maybe he died.

His hemorrhoids swoll up and stopped the blood flowing to his brain?

Sounds plausible. He always had something up his arse to behave like that.

:indeed: Soleiyu's :penis:.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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