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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #75 on: February 06, 2011, 10:01:01 PM »
Ask if you can borrow her clothes.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #76 on: February 06, 2011, 10:10:38 PM »
Show up wearing the same outfit, especially if you are of the opposite sex.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #77 on: February 06, 2011, 11:50:14 PM »
Blow yourself up, unless of course Allah wills it
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #78 on: February 07, 2011, 02:48:23 PM »
Pay before services are rendered! :zoinks:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #79 on: February 07, 2011, 05:11:07 PM »
Quote from: Early Cuyler on February 06, 2011, 09:34:41 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on February 06, 2011, 09:30:12 PM
62.  never admit you are in the 'rolf harris appreciation society'

Why you hatin' on Rolf Harris??  :P


oh i love rolf harris, every home should have one   :2thumbsup:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #80 on: February 07, 2011, 07:35:53 PM »
Show up acting completely obsessed  :thumbdn:




yeah not a good idea to tell the girl you think about her constantly and have been waiting like all week long to meet


thats really more of a 3d date thing, and only say it to someone that seems like they will say it back


This happened to me recently. freaked me the fuck out. I dunno what I did, but he was like obsessed.

you should keep such things to yourself or she will think you are a stalker.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #81 on: February 07, 2011, 07:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on February 06, 2011, 10:01:01 PM
Ask if you can borrow her clothes.


See I would like that. I like to see a nice sissy boy in a thong.



Ok that may be why I get the obsessed ones  :screwy:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #82 on: February 07, 2011, 08:05:17 PM »
Don't do this ----->   :jaded:   or this ----->   :yawn:   or this ----->   :zzz: 
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #83 on: February 07, 2011, 08:06:26 PM »
Don't bring a book along.   :book:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #84 on: February 07, 2011, 08:07:44 PM »
Don't try to drink your date under the table.    :fiveshots:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #85 on: February 07, 2011, 08:11:05 PM »
Don't zone out with your favorite music.   :headphones:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #86 on: February 07, 2011, 08:12:22 PM »
Don't forget the rope.  :thumbup:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2011, 08:22:43 PM »
Don't lecture your date.   :soapbox:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #88 on: August 26, 2014, 11:59:27 AM »
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Show up in a booty hunter trucker's hat, tattered bluejeans, with a mouth full of chaw.

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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #89 on: November 10, 2014, 04:50:13 PM »
Show them your shotgun. :zoinks:
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