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things NOT to do on a first date
« on: February 04, 2011, 08:30:24 AM »
1.  do not talk about your ex too much
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2011, 08:37:19 AM »
2. Do not be fashionably late.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2011, 11:28:48 AM »
3.  do not eat a vindaloo curry the night before
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2011, 11:31:26 AM »
4. don't masturbate to them while they're still there
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2011, 11:37:12 AM »
Quote from: look at ma furreh face!!! on February 04, 2011, 11:31:26 AM
4. don't masturbate to them while they're still there

5. Unless he/she likes that sort of thing.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2011, 12:00:45 PM »
6  Ask to barrow money
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2011, 12:02:27 PM »
7. Lend money.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2011, 12:48:21 PM »
8.  wear something you had to squeeze into to start with
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2011, 12:49:40 PM »
9. bring your pets with you
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2011, 12:52:55 PM »
10.  bring your best mate

10b  and don't bring your best mate and masturbate with them :laugh:
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2011, 01:56:30 PM »
11. dont arrive in an entoxicated hallucinogenous daze, believing to be jesus-the-savior

(i was the "safety friend" but he sortof sealed his own disaster himself)
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2011, 03:46:01 PM »
12.  Forget about it and not show up if you're the guy or look confused when the guy shows up if you're the female.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2011, 05:01:56 PM »
13. Talk about marriage and babies.
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 05:30:26 PM »
14.  don't chat up someone else
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Re: things NOT to do on a first date
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 05:32:20 PM »
15. Ask them to pull your finger.
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