Shoppinglist of things forgotten

["couldbecousin"]

I seem to have forgotten just about everything that tastes good. i cant afford nutrious food!

Get pasta! Pasta is cheap!   

[richard]

Cousin, i'll get as big as a fucking house if i eat pasta everyday.

["couldbecousin"]

Cousin, i'll get as big as a fucking house if i eat pasta everyday.

What kinds of foods do you have now?   

[richard]

sandwich fixings, jalepenos, half a pumkin pie, 2 bags of chips and like two fucking cases of top ramen.
i ate all of my moms thanksgiving leftovers so now i'm back to feeling like a godamn scavenger in my own home.

my ribs are showing ffs!

["couldbecousin"]

sandwich fixings, jalepenos, half a pumkin pie, 2 bags of chips and like two fucking cases of top ramen.
i ate all of my moms thanksgiving leftovers so now i'm back to feeling like a godamn scavenger in my own home.

my ribs are showing ffs!

There must be a better way to budget! Are you low on food money because you are saving for fire agates?   

[richard]

I'm saving money for a custom made fire agate ring. I want very mind relaxing $5,000, I have about $800 saved and by next month i should have $1,000! i'm soo fucking happy. but I guess nothing is earned without sacrifice

sacrifice is fucking awful i tell you!

["couldbecousin"]

I'm saving money for a custom made fire agate ring. I want very mind relaxing $5,000, I have about $800 saved and by next month i should have $1,000! i'm soo fucking happy. but I guess nothing is earned without sacrifice

sacrifice is fucking awful i tell you!

Well, if you are saving $200 a month for the ring, I guess that explains why your food budget is so tight!
Are you studying the supermarket fliers to see what's on sale?   

[odeon]

Need to buy AA batteries.

[richard]

Need to buy AA batteries.

['andersom']

Coffee, didn't realise it had decreased so fast this week. I did not drink a single cup.

Over a pound of coffee used without me noticing this week.  Just found out when I packed the groceries in the cupboard.

Your daughters drank it all then?   

Nope, my ex. He came by twice without notice, and this Saturday according to schedule. I know he drinks his coffee strong, but this is absurd. Two visits in the evening and one day, using over a pound of grounded coffee? I really did two and a half packages left last Monday morning.

["couldbecousin"]

Coffee, didn't realise it had decreased so fast this week. I did not drink a single cup.

Over a pound of coffee used without me noticing this week.  Just found out when I packed the groceries in the cupboard.

Your daughters drank it all then?   

Nope, my ex. He came by twice without notice, and this Saturday according to schedule. I know he drinks his coffee strong, but this is absurd. Two visits in the evening and one day, using over a pound of grounded coffee? I really did two and a half packages left last Monday morning.

Maybe your ex took some coffee home with him as well! Time to rig your coffee supply with an exploding dye pack! 

[Queen Victoria]

I forgot to get mayonnaise twice, but remembered before I could put it on here.  Tuna salad isn't bad with the last of the mayonnaise and some Bacon Ranch salad dressing.

['andersom']

Coffee, didn't realise it had decreased so fast this week. I did not drink a single cup.

Over a pound of coffee used without me noticing this week.  Just found out when I packed the groceries in the cupboard.

Your daughters drank it all then?   

Nope, my ex. He came by twice without notice, and this Saturday according to schedule. I know he drinks his coffee strong, but this is absurd. Two visits in the evening and one day, using over a pound of grounded coffee? I really did two and a half packages left last Monday morning.

Maybe your ex took some coffee home with him as well! Time to rig your coffee supply with an exploding dye pack! 

And a surveillance camera in the kitchen too, so that I will have footage when I open the coffee with a sleepy head in the morning, not thinking about the exploding dye pack.

Would liven up the "what made you laugh thread"

["couldbecousin"]

I forgot to get mayonnaise twice, but remembered before I could put it on here.  Tuna salad isn't bad with the last of the mayonnaise and some Bacon Ranch salad dressing.

OMG, you should cross-post this in your Recipes thread! It sounds delicious!   

[richard]

Lowfat beans, Fresh jalepenos, cole slaw, squirt and blueberry juice