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Introductions
« on: May 18, 2010, 05:21:44 PM »
Hello,

I have autism.  It means I'm super cool, and I will make a heap of money if I write a novel about my super cool life, and even more if it's about an autistic romance.  Then I'll make a heap more money whoring it off to filmmakers.  No, wait, it actually means that if someone touches me, I break their face because no one touches me.  That's why they say I can't work with people.  It also means that all felony charges are dropped.  Too cool.

I have an IQ of 60, which means I laugh at all the retards who fall at the might of my inductive and deductive logic (if you haven't fallen to it, you will).

I'm a prude, and I hate all of you lewd motherfuckers, seriously.

Most of you probably don't even have an ASD, which is probably the saddest thing ever (if you can't figure out why it's so sad, that just makes it even sadder).

Anyway, I look forward to making you all bow and fall to my grand intellect.

O, yes, bring the drama.  I love it.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 06:00:23 PM »
I like being lewd now bow down to me you prude

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 06:17:03 PM »
Hello,

I have autism.  It means I'm super cool, and I will make a heap of money if I write a novel about my super cool life, and even more if it's about an autistic romance.  Then I'll make a heap more money whoring it off to filmmakers.  No, wait, it actually means that if someone touches me, I break their face because no one touches me.  That's why they say I can't work with people.  It also means that all felony charges are dropped.  Too cool.

I have an IQ of 60, which means I laugh at all the retards who fall at the might of my inductive and deductive logic (if you haven't fallen to it, you will).

I'm a prude, and I hate all of you lewd motherfuckers, seriously.

Most of you probably don't even have an ASD, which is probably the saddest thing ever (if you can't figure out why it's so sad, that just makes it even sadder).

Anyway, I look forward to making you all bow and fall to my grand intellect.

O, yes, bring the drama.  I love it.

Welcome, you sound like a really nice guy. Do you have any advice on how I might go about meeting someone as cool as you?

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2010, 06:43:59 PM »
Oops, that was embarassing. I went to ghey Goblin but I accidently Yay'd him.
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Re: Introductions
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2010, 06:47:14 PM »
Now the site won't let me ghey him for another hour.  :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2010, 07:02:09 PM »
its ok he is still at 0

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2010, 07:06:57 PM »
its ok he is still at 0

Yup, but he should be on -2. I'm going to have to stay up at least another 40 minutes just to cancel out my yay. God, I need to get a life.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2010, 07:18:10 PM »
Let me know where I can get one of those lives , I needs one too

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2010, 07:19:17 PM »
Let me know where I can get one of those lives , I needs one too

Have you tried E-Bay?

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 07:31:15 PM »
Meh , I will just wait it out 

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 08:02:36 PM »
Welcome.

That blinking is messed up, blue1.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 08:07:02 PM »
parts,

Is that a man with mammaries?  I mean, my face is probably prettier than hers. :/

Butterflies,

You just have to look around in the darkness, and you'll find someone of my likeness.

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 08:12:21 PM »
parts,

Is that a man with mammaries?  I mean, my face is probably prettier than hers. :/

Butterflies,

You just have to look around in the darkness, and you'll find someone of my likeness.

When are you going to make us bow and fall to your grand intellect?
Why do you hate us lewd motherfuckers when you haven't got to know us yet?

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 08:17:33 PM »
 :welcome:

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Re: Introductions
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2010, 08:22:02 PM »
Butterflies,

When you want to argue a point with me of course.  I'm always right when I argue, and it's fact that everyone who knows me or that eventually argues with me knows.  You'll see.

The irony of that statement is lost on you?  I just displayed a mere fraction of my intellect for you.  The mere fact that I added, "motherfuckers", to a statement about hating lewd people, should really be self-evident is its meaning and implications.