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I Have No Friends!
« on: April 22, 2010, 09:55:54 PM »
I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.  :orly:

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2010, 09:59:46 PM »
I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.  :orly:

I thought you said you had no friends. ;)


So, :welcome:



Are you :viking: ?
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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2010, 10:03:32 PM »
I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.  :orly:

Did you bring the Astroglide and condoms?? :ATM:  :evillaugh:

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2010, 10:04:24 PM »
I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.

Roar!

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2010, 10:05:29 PM »
I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.

Roar!

Online > the real world! :headbang2:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2010, 10:06:36 PM »
I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.  :orly:

Hi Lore.

:welcome:

How do you know Lit?

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2010, 10:09:33 PM »
I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.  :orly:

Did you bring the Astroglide and condoms?? :ATM:  :evillaugh:
No, but if I deem that you are the One. Then and only then will I allow you to lick your shit off of my dick.  :ATM:  :evillaugh:

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2010, 10:11:52 PM »
I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.  :orly:

Hi Lore.

:welcome:

How do you know Lit?
I know Lit from a Swedish forum.   :angel:

Roar!

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2010, 10:19:42 PM »
I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.

Roar!

Online > the real world! :headbang2:
The real world provides me with Vitamin D.

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2010, 10:24:25 PM »
I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.

Roar!

Online > the real world! :headbang2:
The real world provides me with Vitamin D.

Yes it does, via milk and THE SUN. But, does it make you laugh the way you laugh online? :zoinks:
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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2010, 10:32:08 PM »
I cannot drink milk from a cow.

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2010, 10:43:53 PM »
I cannot drink milk from a cow.

Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2010, 12:54:05 AM »
Do you have AS too or anywhere on the specturm?

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2010, 12:54:50 AM »
Who painted your ass white?

Do androids get hemroids?
 

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Re: I Have No Friends!
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2010, 05:36:21 AM »
I cannot drink milk from a cow.

We'll have to find you a wet nurse then :zoinks:

You now lit are you of similar mindset?

Welcome to the forum no matter what :thumbup:
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