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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: ScrapSheep on April 22, 2010, 09:55:54 PM
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
I thought you said you had no friends. ;)
So, :welcome:
Are you :viking: ?
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
Did you bring the Astroglide and condoms?? :ATM: :evillaugh:
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I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.
Roar!
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I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.
Roar!
Online > the real world! :headbang2:
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
Hi Lore.
:welcome:
How do you know Lit?
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
Did you bring the Astroglide and condoms?? :ATM: :evillaugh:
No, but if I deem that you are the One. Then and only then will I allow you to lick your shit off of my dick. :ATM: :evillaugh:
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
Hi Lore.
:welcome:
How do you know Lit?
I know Lit from a Swedish forum. :angel:
Roar!
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I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.
Roar!
Online > the real world! :headbang2:
The real world provides me with Vitamin D.
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I don't have any friends in real life. Just friends online and that does not count in the real world.
Roar!
Online > the real world! :headbang2:
The real world provides me with Vitamin D.
Yes it does, via milk and THE SUN. But, does it make you laugh the way you laugh online? :zoinks:
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
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Do you have AS too or anywhere on the specturm?
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Who painted your ass white?
Do androids get hemroids?
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
We'll have to find you a wet nurse then :zoinks:
You now lit are you of similar mindset?
Welcome to the forum no matter what :thumbup:
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I have no friends either :bigcry:
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I Have No Friends!
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site.
Figures. ;)
Welcome, lore. :)
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.
Roar!
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Do you have AS too or anywhere on the specturm?
I have Asperger's. What kind of loser joins an Asperger's forum that doesn't have Asperger's. That is like hanging around a bunch of blind people and pretending you're blind, but you're not. They're the only ones that ones that will hang around whomever ugly arse.
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Who painted your ass white?
Do androids get hemroids?
Did you come up with this all by yourself? You're not clever.
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I have no friends either :bigcry:
Of course you have no friends. 13,000 posts
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
We'll have to find you a wet nurse then :zoinks:
You now lit are you of similar mindset?
Welcome to the forum no matter what :thumbup:
ROAR!
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I have no friends either :bigcry:
Of course you have no friends. 13,000 posts
:'(
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Now that you mentioned it, I have no friends either. And I am a virgin as well, so who's the BIGGEST LOSER NOW, eh? :evillaugh:
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Me :toporly:
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I only have my husband.
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I don't understand why no one likes me. I have such a lovely, upbeat personality :(
(http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MoNique.jpg)
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Now that you mentioned it, I have no friends either. And I am a virgin as well, so who's the BIGGEST LOSER NOW, eh? :evillaugh:
Stop naming TV Game shows, unclever one.
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I only have my husband.
Do you practice ass-to-mouth on a daily basis?
ROAR!
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Who painted your ass white?
Do androids get hemroids?
Did you come up with this all by yourself? You're not clever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=414TmP12WAU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWq56gcbOi8
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That is Data you fool. I am Lore
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That is Data you fool. I am Lore
I know. Close enough for the joke anyway.
Tell us about your ROAR.
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I fear that you don't have the power to grasp my roar.
ROAR!!!
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I fear that you don't have the power to grasp my roar.
ROAR!!!
Sounds ghey.
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It is indeed.
ROAR!
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It is indeed.
ROAR!
You're full of shit. :finger:
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It is indeed.
ROAR!
You're full of shit. :finger:
Just because he doesn't like you I just must so :plus: for you
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.
Roar!
Have you tried lactose-free milk?
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It is indeed.
ROAR!
You're full of shit. :finger:
I am incapable of producing shit. You want to finger my arse? :finger:
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Welcome.
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Although a debatable topic, Next Generation was the best Star Trek era.
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.
Roar!
Have you tried lactose-free milk?
I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?
ROAR!
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I only drink soy milk.
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Although a debatable topic, Next Generation was the best Star Trek era.
It's possible that you may grasp the power of my roar.
I was the leader of the Borg until Data betrayed me.
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Boring. But welcome anyway.
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How old are you?
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It is indeed.
ROAR!
You're full of shit. :finger:
I am incapable of producing shit. You want to finger my arse? :finger:
Yes. But first, you must suck my penis and swallow whatever comes out. :evillaugh:
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.
Roar!
Have you tried lactose-free milk?
I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?
ROAR!
:orly: Sorry, I have no milk. If I did, I might be persuaded to pump it into bottles and sell it to you, but since we are total strangers, I would not allow you to get it directly from me in the manner you have described.
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I only drink soy milk.
I have tried both soy milk and rice milk, and, oddly enough, am allergic to both! :chin:
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How old are you?
<------------ You see my screenname off to the left. If you click it, it shall tell you my age.
I'm 36, to answer your question.
ROAR!
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It is indeed.
ROAR!
You're full of shit. :finger:
I am incapable of producing shit. You want to finger my arse? :finger:
Yes. But first, you must suck my penis and swallow whatever comes out. :evillaugh:
I can do that. I must warn you, I may roar.
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.
Roar!
Have you tried lactose-free milk?
I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?
ROAR!
:orly: Sorry, I have no milk. If I did, I might be persuaded to pump it into bottles and sell it to you, but since we are total strangers, I would not allow you to get it directly from me in the manner you have described.
Lore has described no manner.
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I cannot drink milk from a cow.
Well, no, not directly from it, that's not a good idea. I buy it at the store! :thumbup:
I cannot drink cow's milk. It damages my insides.
Roar!
Have you tried lactose-free milk?
I cannot drink milk from a cow. Lactose free milk is not organic and I cannot drink it. I can only ingest breast milk from a human like you. Can I suck on your nipples?
ROAR!
:orly: Sorry, I have no milk. If I did, I might be persuaded to pump it into bottles and sell it to you, but since we are total strangers, I would not allow you to get it directly from me in the manner you have described.
Lore has described no manner.
Well all righty then! :2thumbsup:
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I only drink soy milk.
I have tried both soy milk and rice milk, and, oddly enough, am allergic to both! :chin:
Soy Milk is not real milk. It is a vegetable. Lore doesn't enjoy when someone writes this type of nonsense. Lore finds it offensive that someone on here dares to question my intelligence.
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I am Lore, hear me roar! My good friend Lit suggested I come to this site. :orly:
Did you bring the Astroglide and condoms?? :ATM: :evillaugh:
No, but if I deem that you are the One. Then and only then will I allow you to lick your shit off of my dick. :ATM: :evillaugh:
I'm a bear, not a twinkie. ::)
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You lack any type of originality. South Park fanboy.
Use the Danish caricatures of Muhammad instead, South Park fanboy.
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You lack any type of originality.
So says the uncreative fuck who can't even come up with his own unique profile. ::)
Use the Danish caricatures of Muhammad instead,
Oh, I will, and I'll go a step further. I'll make my avie a picture of Muhammad getting assfucked by a camel!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
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You lack any type of originality.
So says the uncreative fuck who can't even come up with his own unique profile. ::)
Use the Danish caricatures of Muhammad instead,
Oh, I will, and I'll go a step further. I'll make my avie a picture of Muhammad getting assfucked by a camel!!! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Lore will be waiting for that. South Park fanboy
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Soy Milk is not real milk. It is a vegetable. Lore doesn't enjoy when someone writes this type of nonsense. Lore finds it offensive that someone on here dares to question my intelligence.
To refer to one's self in third person is an interesting writing style, but most effective when first person pronouns are avoided. Keep it up; it has a certain something.
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Talking in third person can be funny, or it can be really pathetic.
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Talking in third person can be funny, or it can be really pathetic.
:indeed:
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Rage be thinkin all ya'lls all be triflin mothafuckas. ALL YALLS TRIFLIN!