hahahahaha I call out Crapheap... for this...

[Adam]

It's for 2 reasons. (I'll make this clear so even Shleed understands it  )

1) I use it to filter out the non-stop stream of miasma that they queef out of their unwashed vaginas

2) So I can pick and choose which comments to respond to

They're not on ignore to block them out 100% which is after all, damn near physically impossible. 

Fucking hell scrap, that's the lamest excuse I have ever heard in my life

You don't even know what our posts are until you view them, so wouldn't it actually be easier for YOU if you didn't have us on ignore in the first place?

Also, you don't have to reply to anyone's post just because you read it... I don't have anyone on ignore yet I still have 100% control over who I respond to and who I don't respond to

 

 

[Scrapheap]

[Adam]

took you ten minutes to come up with that?



Oh well, I bet ten minutes is longer than you last in bed, Amazing Penis Man 

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

Now those are some clean-shaven testicles. 

[Celticgoddess]

Is she doing the splits?

[Phlexor]

Is she doing the splits?

Looks like she has a foot on each of that couches arm rests.

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

I'd be cringing like that too if I were doing the splits.

[Phlexor]

I'd be cringing like that too if I were doing the splits.

So just from the splits, not the DP?

[Scrapheap]

I'd be cringing like that too if I were doing the splits.

So just from the splits, not the DP?

< Insert tastless joke >

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

I'd be cringing like that too if I were doing the splits.

So just from the splits, not the DP?

Definitely. Holes are supposed to be penetrated but a ball-in-socket only rotates so much.

[Phlexor]

I'd be cringing like that too if I were doing the splits.

So just from the splits, not the DP?

< Insert tastless joke >

< Insert tastless penis >

[Scrapheap]

I'd be cringing like that too if I were doing the splits.

So just from the splits, not the DP?

< Insert tastless joke >

< Insert tastless penis >

 :lol:

[The Member Formerly Known As Sophist]

Just because holes are supposed to be penetrated doesn't mean mine are game.

I'm not a golf course ya know. 

[El]

Just because holes are supposed to be penetrated doesn't mean mine are game.

I'm not a golf course ya know. 

<insert 2 ____ 1 cup golf pun here >

[Squidusa]

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