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Offline Gopher Gary

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #615 on: October 09, 2014, 06:45:00 PM »
I only watched you sleep.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #616 on: October 27, 2014, 02:02:22 PM »
It should have been you. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #617 on: October 27, 2014, 04:29:08 PM »
Which me shall I be?   :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #618 on: October 28, 2014, 07:47:07 AM »
I don't care just as long as you wear these.   :bra:   :underwear:    :cfm:    :booty:     
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #619 on: October 28, 2014, 11:26:36 AM »
Do not wear them, Pappy! :o
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #620 on: October 28, 2014, 05:33:26 PM »
Yeah, Pappy!! Wear them, Pappy!!  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #621 on: October 28, 2014, 05:56:47 PM »
They're for you gopher.

Of course you'll have to shave your beaver first.   :orly:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #622 on: October 30, 2014, 11:28:50 PM »
A gopher shaving a beaver... boggles the mind. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #623 on: October 31, 2014, 01:29:58 AM »
Get me some coffee, please.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #624 on: October 31, 2014, 03:56:36 PM »
Thank the Lord it's not Pappy or Gopher.  Care for something to dunk in the coffee?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #625 on: October 31, 2014, 08:59:48 PM »
Did you call my name?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #626 on: November 01, 2014, 03:38:56 AM »
You again? You like me.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #627 on: November 01, 2014, 02:48:43 PM »
Can I have the remote?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #628 on: November 01, 2014, 06:25:31 PM »
You want to be dunked in Queen Victoria's coffee?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #629 on: November 01, 2014, 07:00:21 PM »
Actually that sounds incredible. I am a coffee and tea fanatic, so bathing in it would be quite the experience.
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