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Offline Trigger 11

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #525 on: August 13, 2014, 09:10:49 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on August 13, 2014, 07:02:35 PM
Quote from: Trigger 11 on August 12, 2014, 06:23:30 AM
If I woke up naked next to...

...a girl?

"Holy crap, who paid you?"


I brought my snorkel gear.  :eyelash:

Did you find any polyps?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #526 on: August 13, 2014, 11:29:24 PM »
You're not diving anywhere here.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #527 on: August 13, 2014, 11:36:39 PM »
That was one fast Jag!
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #528 on: August 14, 2014, 02:35:10 PM »
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   :kitten:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #529 on: August 14, 2014, 04:25:38 PM »
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #530 on: August 14, 2014, 05:57:22 PM »
Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. I am fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #531 on: August 14, 2014, 08:16:08 PM »
I'm blinking right at you.  :eyelash:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #532 on: August 14, 2014, 08:44:54 PM »
Can I please shave it?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #533 on: August 15, 2014, 01:38:02 PM »
I'll watch you shave it.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #534 on: August 15, 2014, 01:39:32 PM »
Oh Jesus no!  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #535 on: August 15, 2014, 03:35:28 PM »
Just drive me home...NOW!
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #536 on: August 15, 2014, 03:37:16 PM »
Hold your horses.  The carriage is coming.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #537 on: August 15, 2014, 03:38:30 PM »
That's what she said, honey!
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Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #538 on: August 15, 2014, 03:43:28 PM »
OMW!  Two penii ponies!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #539 on: August 15, 2014, 05:15:48 PM »
I can see your posse.  :zoinks:
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