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Offline Semicolon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #495 on: August 08, 2014, 05:21:37 AM »
Did you move your laptop?
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #496 on: August 08, 2014, 06:56:07 PM »
Be careful of your scrotum.  :hahaha:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #497 on: August 09, 2014, 06:55:05 AM »
Don't sit on your balls. :hahaha:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #498 on: August 09, 2014, 02:51:31 PM »
Why is there a pile of fossilized rocks in my bed?  :hahaha:
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #499 on: August 09, 2014, 03:26:19 PM »
you're so fluffy and warm.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #500 on: August 09, 2014, 03:47:19 PM »
Your bovine kisses are sweet :)

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Quote from: hykeaswell on December 08, 2014, 04:14:58 AM
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AM
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

Offline Semicolon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #501 on: August 09, 2014, 04:35:02 PM »
Is there room for me? :hyke: :eyebrows: :chicken:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #502 on: August 09, 2014, 05:06:27 PM »
NO! Now get out!  :finger:
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Offline Semicolon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #503 on: August 10, 2014, 06:52:06 AM »
Will it be big enough? :GA:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #504 on: August 10, 2014, 07:17:25 AM »
I don't give a shit about the blanket fort. Both of you, get out now!  :GA:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #505 on: August 10, 2014, 08:14:52 AM »
Were you hiding your gold? :lep:
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #506 on: August 10, 2014, 04:28:05 PM »
Elephant's noses are very nimble.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #507 on: August 10, 2014, 06:01:48 PM »
I'm a mastodon, you groundhog. :M :hahaha:
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Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #508 on: August 10, 2014, 08:08:45 PM »
Hush and rub my tummy.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #509 on: August 10, 2014, 08:25:02 PM »
Do you like tusk jobs? :eyelash:
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I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

Quote from: iamnotaparakeet
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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