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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2505 on: May 30, 2017, 04:34:41 PM »
Quote from: odeon on May 30, 2017, 10:51:09 AM
Wake up in five words.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2506 on: May 30, 2017, 10:58:24 PM »
Do you like tickle fights?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2507 on: May 31, 2017, 12:26:10 AM »
What's there not to like?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2508 on: May 31, 2017, 09:03:30 PM »
It can lead to peeing.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2509 on: June 01, 2017, 12:22:24 AM »
Don't do THAT in bed.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2510 on: June 01, 2017, 07:32:35 AM »
Read the NO PEEING sign!!
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2511 on: June 01, 2017, 03:21:06 PM »
Gophers can't read, can they?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2512 on: June 01, 2017, 04:33:38 PM »
That will be a problem  :thumbdn:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2513 on: June 01, 2017, 11:55:31 PM »
I doubt he is housebroken.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2514 on: June 02, 2017, 11:00:20 AM »
Litter box probably won't work
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2515 on: June 02, 2017, 06:34:21 PM »
Will you scoop my litter?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2516 on: June 03, 2017, 01:13:19 AM »
Does that turn you on?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2517 on: June 03, 2017, 04:48:17 PM »
Will you be wearing chaps?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2518 on: June 03, 2017, 04:50:14 PM »
Would you hump my leg?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2519 on: June 03, 2017, 04:52:25 PM »
I'm already humping your leg.  :zoinks:
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