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Offline odeon

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2445 on: May 17, 2017, 03:08:01 PM »
Lestat, read the original post. :P
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2446 on: May 17, 2017, 03:31:22 PM »
Who are you talking to?
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2447 on: May 17, 2017, 05:28:28 PM »
Conversations with myself are amusing
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2448 on: May 17, 2017, 06:33:15 PM »
Do you have any cash?  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2449 on: May 17, 2017, 11:55:29 PM »
You should pay in advance.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2450 on: May 18, 2017, 05:53:29 AM »
Hey, do you accept coupons?  :lol1:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2451 on: May 19, 2017, 02:29:36 PM »
How would that even work?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2452 on: May 19, 2017, 02:57:36 PM »
Maybe debit or credit then?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2453 on: May 19, 2017, 08:50:45 PM »
The check's in the mail.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2454 on: May 20, 2017, 01:43:40 AM »
Is there a group discount?
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2455 on: May 20, 2017, 09:36:17 AM »
Use your frequent flyer miles.  :zoinks:
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2456 on: May 20, 2017, 01:17:39 PM »
I get senior citizen smiles.
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2457 on: May 20, 2017, 01:35:39 PM »
You have a lovely smile.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2458 on: May 20, 2017, 02:43:06 PM »
The Queen must be happy
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Re: If you woke up naked next to...
« Reply #2459 on: May 20, 2017, 03:01:30 PM »
I'd be delighted ^_^
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