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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2006, 09:17:16 PM »
Might as well stick this in here (re-posted from Hale_Bopp's legs thread).

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2006, 09:20:29 PM »
Peter, you are positively hot.  If I were gay(and you were insane from a fever or something) I'd totally fuck you.

I often hallucinate when I get fevers.  One time, as a kid, I had a really bad one and hallucinated that Picard was in my room talking to me.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #62 on: December 10, 2006, 10:17:13 AM »
Reposted from "Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?":



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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #63 on: December 10, 2006, 11:52:17 AM »
wit wooo!
Misunderstood.

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #64 on: December 10, 2006, 02:07:12 PM »
Except for the male scent it would probably be as enjoyable to fuck as any female arse.

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #65 on: December 10, 2006, 02:10:29 PM »
Except for the male scent it would probably be as enjoyable to fuck as any female arse.

hehehehehe  You seem very facinated by Brown Eye Litigious!!  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #66 on: December 10, 2006, 02:15:30 PM »
Sure. It's tight, warm and kinky to fuck.  8)

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #67 on: December 10, 2006, 02:29:19 PM »
More reposting:

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #68 on: December 10, 2006, 02:46:12 PM »
Nice tush peter!!!!

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #69 on: December 10, 2006, 02:54:25 PM »
 :agreed:      :agreed:      and       :agreed:
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #70 on: December 10, 2006, 03:09:31 PM »
I knew I had a "hot" gif sitting around somewhere ...  :evillaugh:

Peter's ass is

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2006, 05:45:13 PM »
*snickers at pete's assdimples* :green:
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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #72 on: December 11, 2006, 06:38:03 AM »
Except for the male scent it would probably be as enjoyable to fuck as any female arse.

What if he used women's body wash in the shower? ;)

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #73 on: December 11, 2006, 06:39:16 AM »
Except for the male scent it would probably be as enjoyable to fuck as any female arse.

What if he used women's body wash in the shower? ;)

Oh, please, stop tempting me!  ;)

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Re: peter, where are your semi-nudes??????!
« Reply #74 on: December 11, 2006, 07:27:47 AM »
Except for the male scent it would probably be as enjoyable to fuck as any female arse.

What if he used women's body wash in the shower? ;)

Oh, please, stop tempting me!  ;)

The problem is that the effectiveness of the woman's body wash would reach a half life every so often and eventually, even quickly, the maleness smell, which is being constantly replenished, would overpower the "perfume", especially if you have dog-like olfactory characteristics like I do.
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