I'd settle for being able to correct the following delusions:
- that he has superior social skills/ is less disabled than the rest of us, despite the mountain of evidence suggesting that this is in fact complete bollocks
- that he is not autistic, despite blablabla
- that it is possible to 'burn' people with misspelt, incoherent, unfunny babbling - which generally bears little relation to the target's characteristics which might be 'burnable', particularly if you then need to explain why your gibberish burns the target. This is just asking for small children to point and laugh at you.
seriously. if anyone can get these truths into his head, half of the 'bullying' would stop overnight as he would become much less irritating to people.