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Offline Squidusa

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #585 on: June 29, 2011, 04:27:55 PM »
I'm sueing Semicolon for conspiring to murder an innocent cephalopod. (emo)  :angel: :harp:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #586 on: June 29, 2011, 04:29:46 PM »
I'm suing CBC because she doesn't have solidarity; she has jiggle-arity.

I'm suing Squiddy for falsely implying that he is innocent. :eyebrows: :bonban:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #587 on: June 29, 2011, 04:32:26 PM »
  :lol:  I'm plussing Semi for that word  "jiggle-arity,"  then I'm suing him for defaming the character of our beloved Squiddy!
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #588 on: August 03, 2011, 08:20:06 PM »
I'm suing CBC for slacking off on her postwhoring.   :squiddy: to it, girlie.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #589 on: August 03, 2011, 09:21:22 PM »
I'm suing QV for the knighthood I didn't get.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #590 on: August 03, 2011, 09:26:05 PM »
I am suing TCO for his hatred of WP.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #591 on: August 03, 2011, 09:33:01 PM »
I'm suing Trig for not posting here enough.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #592 on: August 04, 2011, 09:33:55 AM »
I'm suing TCO for harassing Trigger.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #593 on: August 04, 2011, 09:37:02 AM »
I am suing the joker above me for abusing his powers and unlocking user-locked threads at his whimsy! As compensation, I want control of the forum.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #594 on: August 04, 2011, 09:38:51 AM »
I'm suing Trigger for harassing me. :smarty:
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #595 on: August 04, 2011, 04:19:27 PM »
I am suing odeon for belittling me and making me cry. :'(
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #596 on: August 04, 2011, 04:20:42 PM »
I'm suing Trigger for crying.
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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #597 on: August 04, 2011, 04:25:26 PM »
I'm suing odeon for not taking the bullets aimed at John Lennon.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #598 on: August 04, 2011, 06:40:38 PM »
I'm suing Trigger for allowing the Village People to record.

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Re: Sue the person above you.
« Reply #599 on: August 05, 2011, 04:21:03 AM »
I'm suing TCO for mentioning the Village People in the first place.
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