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Title: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:36:15 AM
well?  and if not, why not?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:38:23 AM
Why? Condoms are no fun, except when you cum in them and let the girl drink the cum from them. 8)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:43:19 AM
so pedestrian...   ::)

but you didn't vote - get onto it, man!
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:45:50 AM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:47:54 AM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)

ATM?  you stick your knob in and money comes out?  how fucking cool is that?!  :woohoo:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: TheoK on August 07, 2008, 10:49:03 AM
I didn't mean that kind of ATM. 8)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 10:52:37 AM
I didn't mean that kind of ATM. 8)

no!  really?!

:smarty:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 10:57:16 AM
No. I don't need them.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 07, 2008, 11:09:08 AM
I do not require condoms for safe sex because I do not feel any threat of disease.

I do not require condoms for birth control because I am chemically infertile.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Peter on August 07, 2008, 11:14:08 AM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)

ATM?  you stick your knob in and money comes out?  how fucking cool is that?!  :woohoo:

Money comes out, but not in a good way...  They're also known as girlfriends or significant others; you stick your knob in and your bank account gets emptied.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 01:09:10 PM
I voted "no idea". Condoms are no fun. And if you have anal sex you don't need a condom either, since there is something called ATM. 8)

ATM?  you stick your knob in and money comes out?  how fucking cool is that?!  :woohoo:

Money comes out, but not in a good way...  They're also known as girlfriends or significant others; you stick your knob in and your bank account gets emptied.

:laugh:

no good to me, then: i haven't got a penis.  well, not attached to me, anyway...   8)

but fuck me, aren't people taking this thread a little seriously?  :rofl:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 01:10:11 PM
It's a very serious issue
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 01:12:27 PM
It's a very serious issue

as serious as pay phones?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 01:27:45 PM
It's a very serious issue

as serious as pay phones?

no, but it's close.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 01:34:25 PM
should i start worrying now, or save it for later?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 01:51:29 PM
should i start worrying now, or save it for later?
save it for later, a long time later. The worrying I mean.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 07, 2008, 04:45:20 PM
i read and i obey, master.  :worship:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 07, 2008, 04:59:58 PM
No condoms....why? 

A) I got a vasectomy 15 years ago.

B) Married 17 1/2 years and have never slept with any other woman or man in all that time.  In fact I have slept with only one woman in the past 23 years....my wife.

C) Had no STD's  before marrying and since my wife is not carrying an STD.  It's all good. 

 ::)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 07, 2008, 05:00:07 PM
This is a very strange thread.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 07, 2008, 05:23:34 PM
There are a lot of strange threads on this forum ;)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Christopher McCandless on August 07, 2008, 05:24:24 PM
Spokane Girl seems to have multiplied...

Or heres hoping, Spokane has had an earthquake and split into 2...  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 05:48:42 PM
i read and i obey, master.  :worship:
LOL
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 07, 2008, 07:55:44 PM
Wow even Luci acts stupid too.  :lol:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 08:00:18 PM
Wow even Luci acts stupid too.  :lol:
:laugh:
Sorry to break the news - but you don't have a monoploy on stupidity.

yes - i spelled it wrong on purpose
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Icequeen on August 07, 2008, 08:32:39 PM
Why?

So that I can have another thing to dust?  ::)

Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 07, 2008, 08:49:40 PM
I do have condoms in My home.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Natalia Evans on August 07, 2008, 09:55:58 PM
Oh yes, I am the vending machine. I find them at work (unused) and bring them home. Plus they have been given to me too by another co worker who found them in one of the checked out rooms. But we don't even use them. I guess I hoard them.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ApotheosisIV on August 07, 2008, 09:59:06 PM
I had a posh wank with a condom in 2005.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:57:30 AM
Why?

So that I can have another thing to dust?  ::)



:laugh:

dusting?  what is this strange concept?  :hide:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:58:23 AM
I had a posh wank with a condom in 2005.

"posh wank"!

:LMAO:   :plus:

kosmo, you are on rare form recently.  is it the opium?  ;)

actually, though, what would be a posh wank for a female?  (i.e., me).
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 08, 2008, 06:41:38 AM
Oh that's easy to figure.
Step 1. Think of a "posh female"  --->>> Too easy...........Th Queen
Step 2. Imagine her naked and horny.....
Step 3. Imagine.......OMFG!!!  :drool:  :yikes:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
er, not exactly what i was thinking of, les, m'darlin'.

what i meant was, if a posh wank for a bloke is using a condom, what's a posh wank for a female?  putting on opera gloves first?

:laugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 08, 2008, 11:46:31 AM
Yes I'm sorry. I don't know where I was going there.....except for places I really don't want to go. I won't be able to ever look at her image without giggling maniacally.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 08, 2008, 11:53:23 AM
They do make condoms for women today too.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:33:03 PM
They do make condoms for women today too.

oh kevv, please do not mention femidoms.  if anyone could actually feel like having sex after:

a)  the shenanigans involved in getting them in place;
b)  the sheer hideousity of the damn things; and
c)  the bizarre noise they make when they're in plcae, let alone what they must feel like (an empty packet of crisps, i am reliably informed)

then they have more staying power than anyone could possibly have without exploding.

even the staff in GUM clinics crack up over them.  :laugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 08, 2008, 02:35:20 PM
Is it that bad. :lol:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:36:20 PM
yep.  i strongly advise you to get hold of one, next time you need a really good laugh.  :laugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 08, 2008, 02:38:38 PM
Okay I'll go find one. :plus:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:46:40 PM
Okay I'll go find one. :plus:

report back - i'd love to know what you think!  :LMAO:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 08, 2008, 02:50:25 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 02:53:12 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D

you want a femidom?  i can substitute a dustbin liner, if you like - i doubt you'd notice the difference.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on August 08, 2008, 02:56:14 PM
Oh wait I got find someone to use it on. :o ;D
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 08, 2008, 02:57:25 PM
Female condoms, no thanks to that.  Too much margin for error.  It wouldn't make a difference either way as far as pleasure goes overall, you still have a layer of latex between you and your partner.   I would rather trust myself to put on the condom, as I have gotten used to doing so correctly.  
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 08, 2008, 03:01:24 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D

you want a femidom?  i can substitute a dustbin liner, if you like - i doubt you'd notice the difference.

:LMAO:

:laugh:

No, I just want to hear Kevv about Kevv finding out.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 08, 2008, 04:04:51 PM
Me too. And don't forget pics! ;D

you want a femidom?  i can substitute a dustbin liner, if you like - i doubt you'd notice the difference.

:LMAO:

:laugh:

No, I just want to hear Kevv about Kevv finding out.

They look and sound like sandwich bags!   ::)  Not from personal experience, but, from what I saw on a tv show one day that touted them years ago.   ::)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 08, 2008, 04:05:49 PM
/suppresses the obvious joke
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 08, 2008, 04:07:54 PM
/suppresses the obvious joke

Oh, c'mon share it with us, you know you want to!   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 08, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 08, 2008, 10:54:32 PM
No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

er, because you'd rather not die of AIDS-related illness?

::)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Parts on August 09, 2008, 06:22:10 AM
I had a laundry soap box vending machine when I was young I had found it in a dumpster new with the keys in it I used it as my safe
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 09, 2008, 04:00:59 PM
No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

er, because you'd rather not die of AIDS-related illness?

::)

You're asking a bit too much of him, you know. :P
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on August 09, 2008, 04:02:19 PM
oops, soz.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 09, 2008, 10:09:43 PM
No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?
You know how to have safe sex, yet you don't practice it?

Do you ride a motorcycle without a helmet?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: punkdrew on August 10, 2008, 02:01:11 AM
No - safe sex is boring sex and why would I practice when I already know how to do it, hmmm?

ME NOT WANT THE HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So condams, yes.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 10, 2008, 08:31:58 AM
...and get tested and get your partners tested.

I do indeed have a box of condoms in my apartment.  Unopened.  At this point though it feels more like a hope chest than actual preperation.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 14, 2008, 09:17:24 PM
I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 14, 2008, 09:58:21 PM
I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.
That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 15, 2008, 05:34:47 PM
I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.
That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 15, 2008, 09:37:26 PM
I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.
That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.
True a woman can't knock up another woman.   Sorry, I assumed that you would be having sex with a man for some reason.  Dental dams should have told me it was oral sex only.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 15, 2008, 10:37:37 PM
I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.
That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.
True a woman can't knock up another woman.   Sorry, I assumed that you would be having sex with a man for some reason.  Dental dams should have told me it was oral sex only.

Hey, on the interwebz, she probably could. Nothing suprises me. There must be a porn video somewhere of a woman impregnating another woman with the good old turkey baster method...
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 15, 2008, 10:57:04 PM
I have dental dams. I have no intention of using them because I'm a rebel and because I'm not getting laid.
That sucks, the not getting laid part.   Why expose yourself to potential disease and pregnancy when you do get laid?

I'd be really fucking impressed if the lucky lady could get me knocked up. Actually, no, I'd be worried.
True a woman can't knock up another woman.   Sorry, I assumed that you would be having sex with a man for some reason.  Dental dams should have told me it was oral sex only.

Hey, on the interwebz, she probably could. Nothing suprises me. There must be a porn video somewhere of a woman impregnating another woman with the good old turkey baster method...
Are you bi, or gay (lesbian)?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 15, 2008, 11:13:06 PM
Lesbian.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 15, 2008, 11:39:55 PM
Lesbian.
The Go Getter is a lesbian as well.   She is hawt.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 15, 2008, 11:57:34 PM
I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 16, 2008, 12:04:22 AM
I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.

lol  That hasn't happened here, yet.  You should be ok for a while because you are a n00b. 
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Callaway on August 16, 2008, 12:20:24 AM
I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.


 :lol:

What on Earth did Sir Les tell you about us, Rayne?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 16, 2008, 01:31:56 AM
Only the good stuff.  :laugh:
I told her a few of the more colourful personalities here. I can't remember who I said was nice or nasty or which things I said belonged to who.....sometimes I like to just mix it up.
We are all agreed that Randy is our wise old Sensei right?  :lol:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 16, 2008, 02:36:49 AM
I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.


Oh she is the girl with the nice pair of tits on the "Sexiest female on Intensity" thread. All the younger blokes here want to have sex with her. I think you would probably not throw her outta bed, but then she is blonde and fair skinned so maybe not exactly your type.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2008, 03:28:08 PM
I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.


You should be scared. Have you met Flo yet? :P
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 16, 2008, 03:28:53 PM
Only the good stuff.  :laugh:
I told her a few of the more colourful personalities here. I can't remember who I said was nice or nasty or which things I said belonged to who.....sometimes I like to just mix it up.
We are all agreed that Randy is our wise old Sensei right?  :lol:

Can I have what you're drinking?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 16, 2008, 09:14:29 PM
Only the good stuff.  :laugh:
I told her a few of the more colourful personalities here. I can't remember who I said was nice or nasty or which things I said belonged to who.....sometimes I like to just mix it up.
We are all agreed that Randy is our wise old Sensei right?  :lol:

Can I have what you're drinking?

Hell no it is too good to waste.....besides shhhh I think its started to talk to me.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 17, 2008, 12:43:27 AM
I don't know who she is. I still don't know who everyone is here. I know I should feel very small and scared but I have all the naive bouyant enthusiasm of a kid on their first day of school... who gets smacked round the head repeatedly with their Bob the Builder lunchbox by older kids and left for dead in the football pitch by lunchtime.


Oh she is the girl with the nice pair of tits on the "Sexiest female on Intensity" thread. All the younger blokes here want to have sex with her. I think you would probably not throw her outta bed, but then she is blonde and fair skinned so maybe not exactly your type.
I was talking about The Go Getter, who is Zaftig or Gus.   She has brown hair and is a hot lesbian.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 17, 2008, 01:34:53 AM
Oh right Gus. Don't mind me. Yes Gus is perfectly spankable. Not as hot as Rayne but more her type. Where has Gus gone to. In fact where has Soph gone to. I go away Duncs, Cal, Soph and Gus, Matthe have left. What the fuck went on whilst I was away?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 17, 2008, 03:26:14 AM
Its not easy to find the perfect condom, it has to be loose, but not slip off.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 17, 2008, 09:10:15 AM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: enronh on August 17, 2008, 09:12:58 AM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

You mean golden showers?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 17, 2008, 12:45:36 PM
Oh right Gus. Don't mind me. Yes Gus is perfectly spankable. Not as hot as Rayne but more her type. Where has Gus gone to. In fact where has Soph gone to. I go away Duncs, Cal, Soph and Gus, Matthe have left. What the fuck went on whilst I was away?

Soph managed to accidentally delete her account, but I think she meant to leave, anyway. Gus has left and reappeared a few times. Dunc took a break after leaving the site to me. Cal got blabberized, but what probably made him leave was the ignore mod--that's a narcissist's silver bullet.

In other words, the usual drama.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 17, 2008, 03:11:35 PM
Oh right Gus. Don't mind me. Yes Gus is perfectly spankable. Not as hot as Rayne but more her type. Where has Gus gone to. In fact where has Soph gone to. I go away Duncs, Cal, Soph and Gus, Matthe have left. What the fuck went on whilst I was away?

Soph managed to accidentally delete her account, but I think she meant to leave, anyway. Gus has left and reappeared a few times. Dunc took a break after leaving the site to me. Cal got blabberized, but what probably made him leave was the ignore mod--that's a narcissist's silver bullet.

In other words, the usual drama.

I left too. Fuck !!

I had had enough of everything! I was NOT coming back untill I was ready.

Goddamn, RIGHT!   I had a nap, worked a normall day, took a swim, ate some chicken, drank some cofffee and played some Miles Davis.

Now, I'm am back.

Just try to deal with it.


:asthing:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 17, 2008, 07:52:47 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?



My fleas are trained to only join in if asked.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 17, 2008, 08:53:53 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Meh.....your idea sucks!........Unless I can hold the camera.....in which case it is an AWESOME IDEA!!!  :headbang2: :thumbup:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 18, 2008, 09:26:24 AM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 18, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
Yup there's a market for that. I say it could work.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: rayne on August 18, 2008, 10:19:47 AM
Yup. Possibly airing exclusively to I2. I don't think AFF is ready for this jelly.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 18, 2008, 07:36:23 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 18, 2008, 08:09:41 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.
That was just a stroke of bad luck.   I doubt the next person you fool around with will have fleas.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 18, 2008, 08:43:51 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   :zoinks:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 20, 2008, 03:26:14 AM
gak! I suggest vetting them first.  :green:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 22, 2008, 04:00:21 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   :zoinks:
Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 22, 2008, 05:22:31 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   :zoinks:
Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 22, 2008, 05:48:49 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   :zoinks:
Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

So now keep a few Flea and Tick collars on hand, along with your condom supply!   :green:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Parts on August 22, 2008, 06:12:49 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   :zoinks:
Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

So now keep a few Flea and Tick collars on hand, along with your condom supply!   :green:
You could have separate vending machines for each depending on what you suspect  :zoinks:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 22, 2008, 06:35:00 PM
Lesbian.
Oh really?  Are you single, flea-free, and willing to give a petite, slender, smart and fiesty young lady free rayne to find out if she swings your way?

Its been 4 months since I saw any action, and flea collars are cheap. In fact it might even add to the experience. You could pop a couple on my nipples, it'd be like an orgy. I've never thought of bestiality as being a particular kink of mine but there's a first time for everything.
It's not a kink of mine either but the last person I fooled around with had fleas despite being human and having no pets.  So now I ask.

THere are worse creepy crawlies.....crabs?   :zoinks:
Actually the dumb little motherfucker was worried about getting ticks too because he worked outside.  I mean I know there's a cliche that men are dogs but I think that's a little extreme.

So now keep a few Flea and Tick collars on hand, along with your condom supply!   :green:
You could have separate vending machines for each depending on what you suspect  :zoinks:

QFT   :orly:   :plus:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 22, 2008, 07:47:56 PM
Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.
DD, you OK?  You took that weirdly personally.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 22, 2008, 08:16:58 PM
Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.
DD, you OK?  You took that weirdly personally.

He probably took it like I do sometimes.  NOT ALL men are assholes and I hate assholes.............of any gender!  I think that we men who actually care, are tarred with the same brush as the ASSHOLES.  And that makes my ass suck wind!   :grrr:   Live long enough and go through the shit that us, old fogies have endured, well you'll see the point I'm trying to make!
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 23, 2008, 07:00:54 AM
Unfortunately man-bashing is a popular past-time and whether it is done through "Mere male" articles, showing stupid, incompetent men being patronised and put up with by long suffering wifes on sit-coms and commercials, whether it is populated through femiinist texts in University that seem to readily apply themselves to all manner of subject or whether it is just a private joke "between the girls"......it does shit me too. "All men are bastards"?. I wish every woman with that mindset to find such a man and be miserable.
The whole, "Oh we had to put up with the women are stupid, incapable, incompetent or inferior thing for centuriers" type speech, I have heard from various women to justify the mindset never really swayed me.
Bigoted is bigoted and prejudice is prejudice.

Ignore me anyhow in a shitty mood.  :grrr:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 23, 2008, 07:37:21 AM
Ignore me anyhow in a shitty mood.  :grrr:

Cheer up, Sir_Les :green:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 23, 2008, 07:41:51 AM
Ignore me anyhow in a shitty mood.  :grrr:

Cheer up, Sir_Les :green:

OK I will look at your photo again. Thanks Nocti. I appreciate your concern.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 23, 2008, 08:24:17 AM
Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.
DD, you OK?  You took that weirdly personally.

He probably took it like I do sometimes.  NOT ALL men are assholes and I hate assholes.............of any gender!  I think that we men who actually care, are tarred with the same brush as the ASSHOLES.  And that makes my ass suck wind!   :grrr:   Live long enough and go through the shit that us, old fogies have endured, well you'll see the point I'm trying to make!
:(  I think I have an idea of what you mean even at my young age, and it isn't fair.  I try not to do that save for facetiously, but since I'm much more likely to joke or bitch than sing praises I can see how DD would take it personal, if he did.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 23, 2008, 11:52:11 AM
Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.
DD, you OK?  You took that weirdly personally.

He probably took it like I do sometimes.  NOT ALL men are assholes and I hate assholes.............of any gender!  I think that we men who actually care, are tarred with the same brush as the ASSHOLES.  And that makes my ass suck wind!   :grrr:   Live long enough and go through the shit that us, old fogies have endured, well you'll see the point I'm trying to make!
:(  I think I have an idea of what you mean even at my young age, and it isn't fair.  I try not to do that save for facetiously, but since I'm much more likely to joke or bitch than sing praises I can see how DD would take it personal, if he did.

I was trying to be funny, but I loook back and I am knot sure what wave I was on.

Continue to be facetious with us. We enjoy it,..,

Ozy is right ,  though.  Guys, trying to do their bestt, often get a a bad rap, because of about a quarter of the genre. I would kill them all off for you iff I was younger and had my own way.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 23, 2008, 12:06:17 PM
Uhm, some men ARE dogs, but a few men are kind to cats and know many cats who would choose to live with them.


Deal with it.
DD, you OK?  You took that weirdly personally.

He probably took it like I do sometimes.  NOT ALL men are assholes and I hate assholes.............of any gender!  I think that we men who actually care, are tarred with the same brush as the ASSHOLES.  And that makes my ass suck wind!   :grrr:   Live long enough and go through the shit that us, old fogies have endured, well you'll see the point I'm trying to make!
:(  I think I have an idea of what you mean even at my young age, and it isn't fair.  I try not to do that save for facetiously, but since I'm much more likely to joke or bitch than sing praises I can see how DD would take it personal, if he did.

I was trying to be funny, but I loook back and I am knot sure what wave I was on.

Continue to be facetious with us. We enjoy it,..,

Ozy is right ,  though.  Guys, trying to do their bestt, often get a a bad rap, because of about a quarter of the genre. I would kill them all off for you iff I was younger and had my own way.

Be vewy vewy quiet, we'we hunting jerks! :tooledup: 

Seriously, dudes lamenting their chronic lack of nookie is one thing, dudettes bitching SERIOUSLY and I mean SERIOUSLY about men 24/7 gets on my nerves just as much.  If somebody is being facetious, thats one thing, but, I'v heard the "ladies who lunch" lamentation just as often.   :grrr:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 23, 2008, 12:55:12 PM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 23, 2008, 02:45:58 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 23, 2008, 02:56:45 PM
Cheer up, Sir_Les :green:
OK I will look at your photo again.

 :paperbag:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 23, 2008, 02:59:25 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 23, 2008, 03:07:04 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
They seem to do well in both respects at times, I know assholes that sleep with the wives of men who are nice guys.   They may not do well personality or intelligence wise, but in looks they can do well.   Plenty of pretty women who seem to think a guy is worthless if he doesn't mistreat them and treat everyone else like shit in the process.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 23, 2008, 03:47:41 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
They seem to do well in both respects at times, I know assholes that sleep with the wives of men who are nice guys.   They may not do well personality or intelligence wise, but in looks they can do well.   Plenty of pretty women who seem to think a guy is worthless if he doesn't mistreat them and treat everyone else like shit in the process.

I'll stick to my ethics and principles over getting laid more often.  And if a woman likes and fucks an  asshole over a guy who'll treat her well with respect and thought.....well, she gets what she deserves.  Nothing.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 23, 2008, 05:28:26 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
They seem to do well in both respects at times, I know assholes that sleep with the wives of men who are nice guys.   They may not do well personality or intelligence wise, but in looks they can do well.   Plenty of pretty women who seem to think a guy is worthless if he doesn't mistreat them and treat everyone else like shit in the process.
Part of it is the more of an asshole a guy is, the more willing he is to totally use too-nice girls.  Same is true if genders are reversed- girls how are assholes are more willing to use too-nice guys.  From the perspective of a girl who in retrospect has many "too-nice" tendencies*, I'm starting to become very aware that, unfortunately, gratefulness can be a damn poor motivator for reciprocation.  Kind of sucks to know I may need to learn to be a bit more of an asshole (or at least be OK feeling like one, even if I'm not objectively being one) if I don't want to be walked all over in future relationships.  I think my being totally nice tends to train guys I'm with to feel fine about hurting me.  :-\

*oh god how I hate to admit that
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 23, 2008, 05:53:03 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
They seem to do well in both respects at times, I know assholes that sleep with the wives of men who are nice guys.   They may not do well personality or intelligence wise, but in looks they can do well.   Plenty of pretty women who seem to think a guy is worthless if he doesn't mistreat them and treat everyone else like shit in the process.
Part of it is the more of an asshole a guy is, the more willing he is to totally use too-nice girls.  Same is true if genders are reversed- girls how are assholes are more willing to use too-nice guys.  From the perspective of a girl who in retrospect has many "too-nice" tendencies*, I'm starting to become very aware that, unfortunately, gratefulness can be a damn poor motivator for reciprocation.  Kind of sucks to know I may need to learn to be a bit more of an asshole (or at least be OK feeling like one, even if I'm not objectively being one) if I don't want to be walked all over in future relationships.  I think my being totally nice tends to train guys I'm with to feel fine about hurting me.  :-\

*oh god how I hate to admit that

How about....................JUST BEING YOURSELF, no compromises, no apologies, no WHATEVER.  Playing the GAME begets the GAME and more of the GAME ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

I hate to ponder this, but, if anything happened to my wife (and I hope I die before her), I would stay celibate and single for the rest of my life, rather than deal with the mind games of mating, EVER AGAIN!  Rosie Palm and her five sisters would be more than sufficient for me. 
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 23, 2008, 06:07:39 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
They seem to do well in both respects at times, I know assholes that sleep with the wives of men who are nice guys.   They may not do well personality or intelligence wise, but in looks they can do well.   Plenty of pretty women who seem to think a guy is worthless if he doesn't mistreat them and treat everyone else like shit in the process.
Part of it is the more of an asshole a guy is, the more willing he is to totally use too-nice girls.  Same is true if genders are reversed- girls how are assholes are more willing to use too-nice guys.  From the perspective of a girl who in retrospect has many "too-nice" tendencies*, I'm starting to become very aware that, unfortunately, gratefulness can be a damn poor motivator for reciprocation.  Kind of sucks to know I may need to learn to be a bit more of an asshole (or at least be OK feeling like one, even if I'm not objectively being one) if I don't want to be walked all over in future relationships.  I think my being totally nice tends to train guys I'm with to feel fine about hurting me.  :-\

*oh god how I hate to admit that

How about....................JUST BEING YOURSELF, no compromises, no apologies, no WHATEVER.  Playing the GAME begets the GAME and more of the GAME ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

I hate to ponder this, but, if anything happened to my wife (and I hope I die before her), I would stay celibate and single for the rest of my life, rather than deal with the mind games of mating, EVER AGAIN!  Rosie Palm and her five sisters would be more than sufficient for me. 
Interesting double-bind, isn't it?  From the outside, "nice guys" complain about how assholes always get the "nice girls" who let the guys walk all over them.  When you drag the issue out of the black-and-white 'extreme' ends of the spectrum and take into account how being a spineless doormat like I know I've been in the past (and find it all too easy to be) can actually encourage others to BE assholes- behaviorally, it's reinforced, not punished, and to not be totally 'taking' would be a self-inflicted penalty- it stops being something that's quite so comfortable, because it's not so "easy" any more.  I'm loathe to 'blame the victim,' but at least I can say I think I must have had a part in the way my own relationships have the tendency to end up lopsided.

I wish I could say that the problems I've had have been all a matter of who I date but it seems illogical to think there has been NOTHING interactional about it.  I know I have thus far shown shitty, shitty mate selection, but I also really think I encourage my mates to be selfish by letting them.  The idea of needing to be "more of an asshole" is only half-joking- I think I very likely need to be much more willing to show negative affect/sometimes be a little selfish/just generally be less than "practically everything a guy could ever want" even if I think I very well could be.  I think that what would look from the outside like healthy reciprocity would make me feel like an asshole because it's so alien to me- like, I'm uncomfortable with 'taking'- even in little things, like if in a group we have someone who's sort of designated to make a run to the kictehn to drop off trash/grab drinks, I'm the only one (besides the designated trash guy) who seems to get antsy about it, and half the time I'll end up kind of accompanying them just with my stuff even though there's no sane reason/it's less efficient.  Imagine that tendency permeating most or all apsects of one side of a relationship- there's no way it won't have an effect.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 23, 2008, 06:14:27 PM
The assholes get laid far too often.

I'v always preferred quality over quantity myself.   :green:
They seem to do well in both respects at times, I know assholes that sleep with the wives of men who are nice guys.   They may not do well personality or intelligence wise, but in looks they can do well.   Plenty of pretty women who seem to think a guy is worthless if he doesn't mistreat them and treat everyone else like shit in the process.
Part of it is the more of an asshole a guy is, the more willing he is to totally use too-nice girls.  Same is true if genders are reversed- girls how are assholes are more willing to use too-nice guys.  From the perspective of a girl who in retrospect has many "too-nice" tendencies*, I'm starting to become very aware that, unfortunately, gratefulness can be a damn poor motivator for reciprocation.  Kind of sucks to know I may need to learn to be a bit more of an asshole (or at least be OK feeling like one, even if I'm not objectively being one) if I don't want to be walked all over in future relationships.  I think my being totally nice tends to train guys I'm with to feel fine about hurting me.  :-\

*oh god how I hate to admit that

How about....................JUST BEING YOURSELF, no compromises, no apologies, no WHATEVER.  Playing the GAME begets the GAME and more of the GAME ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

I hate to ponder this, but, if anything happened to my wife (and I hope I die before her), I would stay celibate and single for the rest of my life, rather than deal with the mind games of mating, EVER AGAIN!  Rosie Palm and her five sisters would be more than sufficient for me. 
Interesting double-bind, isn't it?  From the outside, "nice guys" complain about how assholes always get the "nice girls" who let the guys walk all over them.  When you drag the issue out of the black-and-white 'extreme' ends of the spectrum and take into account how being a spineless doormat like I know I've been in the past (and find it all too easy to be) can actually encourage others to BE assholes- behaviorally, it's reinforced, not punished, and to not be totally 'taking' would be a self-inflicted penalty- it stops being something that's quite so comfortable, because it's not so "easy" any more.  I'm loathe to 'blame the victim,' but at least I can say I think I must have had a part in the way my own relationships have the tendency to end up lopsided.

I wish I could say that the problems I've had have been all a matter of who I date but it seems illogical to think there has been NOTHING interactional about it.  I know I have thus far shown shitty, shitty mate selection, but I also really think I encourage my mates to be selfish by letting them.  The idea of needing to be "more of an asshole" is only half-joking- I think I very likely need to be much more willing to show negative affect/sometimes be a little selfish/just generally be less than "practically everything a guy could ever want" even if I think I very well could be.  I think that what would look from the outside like healthy reciprocity would make me feel like an asshole because it's so alien to me- like, I'm uncomfortable with 'taking'- even in little things, like if in a group we have someone who's sort of designated to make a run to the kictehn to drop off trash/grab drinks, I'm the only one (besides the designated trash guy) who seems to get antsy about it, and half the time I'll end up kind of accompanying them just with my stuff even though there's no sane reason/it's less efficient.  Imagine that tendency permeating most or all apsects of one side of a relationship- there's no way it won't have an effect.

Look I hear what your saying, being the "male doormat" in a few relationships.   :thumbup:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on August 26, 2008, 06:42:14 PM
Lucifer, says get into now?

Was that an offer? :wanker:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Pyraxis on August 26, 2008, 07:00:01 PM
I think that what would look from the outside like healthy reciprocity would make me feel like an asshole because it's so alien to me- like, I'm uncomfortable with 'taking'- even in little things, like if in a group we have someone who's sort of designated to make a run to the kictehn to drop off trash/grab drinks, I'm the only one (besides the designated trash guy) who seems to get antsy about it, and half the time I'll end up kind of accompanying them just with my stuff even though there's no sane reason/it's less efficient.  Imagine that tendency permeating most or all apsects of one side of a relationship- there's no way it won't have an effect.

For me it's related to never wanting people to do things "for" me (ie independence = good/safe) and not wanting to be the one making someone else into a doormat. I often find myself in the position of pushing useful gifts back at the recipient, or wanting to refuse them to but not being able to because it would be considered more polite to take them than refuse.

It feeds itself, the asshole/too-nice interplay. Hard to figure out how to be more of a bitch, but in the "right" ways.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 26, 2008, 07:31:22 PM
I have avoided relationships because of my tendency to be the nice guy and get walked all over.   As soon as I see the signs of me being treated like shit by someone, I usually give up trying to date them.    Then I can be their friend still sometimes, but usually even that isn't worth the effort.   The last girl I dated lied to me about her having a boyfriend and she treated her friends badly behind their back and to their face.   The way she talked to me at times hinted that she was just trying to be nice, and as soon as she stopped trying it was going to get ugly.   I could definitely see her turning on me like my first girlfriend did, as they did have similarities that were all too obvious personality wise.    As soon as I meet someone who thinks that they are always right, or that they always have to be right, then I should know there is a problem.   They want to have everything their way, every time and never be wrong about anything.   I say no thanks to women like that, there is nobody alive that is always right.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 26, 2008, 07:38:12 PM
I think that what would look from the outside like healthy reciprocity would make me feel like an asshole because it's so alien to me- like, I'm uncomfortable with 'taking'- even in little things, like if in a group we have someone who's sort of designated to make a run to the kictehn to drop off trash/grab drinks, I'm the only one (besides the designated trash guy) who seems to get antsy about it, and half the time I'll end up kind of accompanying them just with my stuff even though there's no sane reason/it's less efficient.  Imagine that tendency permeating most or all apsects of one side of a relationship- there's no way it won't have an effect.

For me it's related to never wanting people to do things "for" me (ie independence = good/safe) and not wanting to be the one making someone else into a doormat. I often find myself in the position of pushing useful gifts back at the recipient, or wanting to refuse them to but not being able to because it would be considered more polite to take them than refuse.

It feeds itself, the asshole/too-nice interplay. Hard to figure out how to be more of a bitch, but in the "right" ways.

Oh yes!   :plus:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 26, 2008, 07:39:21 PM
I have avoided relationships because of my tendency to be the nice guy and get walked all over.   As soon as I see the signs of me being treated like shit by someone, I usually give up trying to date them.    Then I can be their friend still sometimes, but usually even that isn't worth the effort.   The last girl I dated lied to me about her having a boyfriend and she treated her friends badly behind their back and to their face.   The way she talked to me at times hinted that she was just trying to be nice, and as soon as she stopped trying it was going to get ugly.   I could definitely see her turning on me like my first girlfriend did, as they did have similarities that were all too obvious personality wise.    As soon as I meet someone who thinks that they are always right, or that they always have to be right, then I should know there is a problem.   They want to have everything their way, every time and never be wrong about anything.   I say no thanks to women like that, there is nobody alive that is always right.

My psych consult really focussed on my social avoidance tendencies!   ;D
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 27, 2008, 09:40:40 AM
I think that what would look from the outside like healthy reciprocity would make me feel like an asshole because it's so alien to me- like, I'm uncomfortable with 'taking'- even in little things, like if in a group we have someone who's sort of designated to make a run to the kictehn to drop off trash/grab drinks, I'm the only one (besides the designated trash guy) who seems to get antsy about it, and half the time I'll end up kind of accompanying them just with my stuff even though there's no sane reason/it's less efficient.  Imagine that tendency permeating most or all apsects of one side of a relationship- there's no way it won't have an effect.

For me it's related to never wanting people to do things "for" me (ie independence = good/safe) and not wanting to be the one making someone else into a doormat. I often find myself in the position of pushing useful gifts back at the recipient, or wanting to refuse them to but not being able to because it would be considered more polite to take them than refuse.

It feeds itself, the asshole/too-nice interplay. Hard to figure out how to be more of a bitch, but in the "right" ways.
We should start a pro-bitch online community.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 27, 2008, 09:41:51 AM
Cool.

Can I watch?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on August 27, 2008, 09:45:15 AM
Cool.

Can I watch?
That was sexist, flippant, and insensitive, but I know you were only joking, so it's not a big deal.

Should I pick you up at eight?  Don't even bother trying to remember to bring gas money- I know you're broke and it always makes me sad when you have that one moment of faux regret upon realizing that you don't have any cash on you.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: driftingblizzard on August 27, 2008, 10:05:16 AM
I think that what would look from the outside like healthy reciprocity would make me feel like an asshole because it's so alien to me- like, I'm uncomfortable with 'taking'- even in little things, like if in a group we have someone who's sort of designated to make a run to the kictehn to drop off trash/grab drinks, I'm the only one (besides the designated trash guy) who seems to get antsy about it, and half the time I'll end up kind of accompanying them just with my stuff even though there's no sane reason/it's less efficient.  Imagine that tendency permeating most or all apsects of one side of a relationship- there's no way it won't have an effect.

For me it's related to never wanting people to do things "for" me (ie independence = good/safe) and not wanting to be the one making someone else into a doormat. I often find myself in the position of pushing useful gifts back at the recipient, or wanting to refuse them to but not being able to because it would be considered more polite to take them than refuse.

It feeds itself, the asshole/too-nice interplay. Hard to figure out how to be more of a bitch, but in the "right" ways.
We should start a pro-bitch online community.

Guys need that website too....    My first marriage, I thought being a good husband meant always being the one to sacrifice.   I was the big loser there.  Dating time, the more I demanded my boundaries be respected, the more the girl thought of me.
Second marriage, maintained boudaries, she thought I should be the doormat of yesteryear,  so we parted company.   You don't have to be an asshole (and in my opinion it wouldn't lead to a long term relationship anyway), but you do need to know what your personal boundaries are, and enforce them.   

For example, I should not have to be the only one of the two of us to get up to change/feed the baby in the  middle of the night.  ITS YOUR TURN....
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Alex179 on August 27, 2008, 10:27:55 AM
Ideally there would be a balance between being a total asshole or a total pushover.   You would want to be neither.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Callaway on August 27, 2008, 10:57:49 AM
You don't have to be an asshole (and in my opinion it wouldn't lead to a long term relationship anyway), but you do need to know what your personal boundaries are, and enforce them.   

For example, I should not have to be the only one of the two of us to get up to change/feed the baby in the  middle of the night.  ITS YOUR TURN....

That makes a lot of sense.  Of course between my husband and me, I was the one who usually got up with our daughter in the middle of the night, but that was because I was the one who stayed home with her while he had the more traditional job.

Even though my personal boundaries are different from yours, I still have them.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on August 27, 2008, 12:45:14 PM
Cool.

Can I watch?
That was sexist, flippant, and insensitive, but I know you were only joking, so it's not a big deal.

Should I pick you up at eight?  Don't even bother trying to remember to bring gas money- I know you're broke and it always makes me sad when you have that one moment of faux regret upon realizing that you don't have any cash on you.

What a bitch!

 :plus:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Pyraxis on August 27, 2008, 02:07:33 PM
We should start a pro-bitch online community.

Huh, I wonder what we would call a place like that... it would be kind of like an intense snarking arena... I think it should be a square one, though.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on August 27, 2008, 02:53:31 PM
I used to let people walk on me, then I started paying more attention to lifestyle habits, that was the death of that. I think when you let some "walk on you" you lack self esteem.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 27, 2008, 03:24:24 PM
Or you're a born victim. Yes, Flo, there's a "Kick Me"-sign on your back.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 27, 2008, 04:44:41 PM
We should start a pro-bitch online community.

Huh, I wonder what we would call a place like that... it would be kind of like an intense snarking arena... I think it should be a square one, though.

Does the Delphi Forums look promising, maybe AS partners!   :-*
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 27, 2008, 07:34:25 PM
Does the Delphi Forums look promising, maybe AS partners!   :-*

lol... best of luck to any Spectrumite who wanders anywhere near that bitter place :P
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 27, 2008, 07:44:17 PM
Does the Delphi Forums look promising, maybe AS partners!   :-*

lol... best of luck to any Spectrumite who wanders anywhere near that bitter place :P

They suck lemons!   :laugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on August 28, 2008, 04:26:42 AM
Does the Delphi Forums look promising, maybe AS partners!   :-*

lol... best of luck to any Spectrumite who wanders anywhere near that bitter place :P

Probably one of .....if not the only sensible thing you said here Lion (go on gives us a growl... :lol:).
Phelexor told me about this mob at the start of the year. I opened an account had a little fun there but in all honesty the pervasiveness and nastiness is hard to put up with and does ruin the fun. It is not much good going in for a stir up and what not if regardless you come out feeling tainted. I still get newsletters from them.

So ummmm....good post. Keep it up. Way to show, if you apply yourself, you won't "appear" to be an ass.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 28, 2008, 04:45:54 AM
 :indeed:I've been told about that forum and none of it was good. Seems to me that the women there have more problems than their spouses and they are the ones who are supposedly "normal".
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 05:41:44 AM
:indeed:I've been told about that forum and none of it was good. Seems to me that the women there have more problems than their spouses and they are the ones who are supposedly "normal".

ASpartners is just a part of the Delphi Forums.  To be fair they do have another one thats a bit friendlier and fair.  But still, I'm just tired of "support" forums that rehash the same stuff over and over.   ::)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 28, 2008, 07:10:16 AM
Yes, I agree. I much prefer boards *not* about AS support per se.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Parts on August 28, 2008, 08:07:47 AM
Yes, I agree. I much prefer boards *not* about AS support per se.

Yes board with boobs are better :laugh:


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Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 28, 2008, 08:24:11 AM
Those need another kind of support entirely.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 28, 2008, 09:31:02 AM
ASpartners is just a part of the Delphi Forums.  To be fair they do have another one thats a bit friendlier and fair.  But still, I'm just tired of "support" forums that rehash the same stuff over and over.   ::)

There are many Autism fora on the Delphi format... many of them OK - and not just support fora. I used to be a Moderator on some of the Delphi fora... including the similarly named 'AS and their Partners' which was set up by Autistics for both Autistic and NT in response to the hateful 'AS Partners'.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 09:58:33 AM
ASpartners is just a part of the Delphi Forums.  To be fair they do have another one thats a bit friendlier and fair.  But still, I'm just tired of "support" forums that rehash the same stuff over and over.   ::)

There are many Autism fora on the Delphi format... many of them OK - and not just support fora. I used to be a Moderator on some of the Delphi fora... including the similarly named 'AS and their Partners' which was set up by Autistics for both Autistic and NT in response to the hateful 'AS Partners'.

I agree with As and their partners.  At least they provide a degree of support and fairness.  My wife did a post on ASpartners about how much she loved being married to an aspie and how I am the total opposite of what MamaMarch and Klorden, etal. were dealing with................and the "hornets" came boiling out of their hive and shut down the thread because it was not a forum for positive things, but for their "support" for each other.   :violin:  This in a forum where they talked endlessly about how awful their AS husbands and AS children were.   :violin:  My wife got eviscerated for daring to post a positive experience.   :wanker:

Both me and my wife washed our hands of the place and moved on. 
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 28, 2008, 02:17:54 PM
My wife got eviscerated for daring to post a positive experience.   :wanker:

Both me and my wife washed our hands of the place and moved on. 

Thanks to your wife for speaking up positively about experience with Autistics there. My wife is also happy to be married to me and loves our two Autistic children... who we both find very entertaining and great fun. I've heard of others who have sought to be positive on that site and had similar reactions.

I once merely took a look at 'AS Partners' without posting nor intending to, and because I had put in my Delphi profile that I was Autistic... suddenly there appeared several posts chiding me for daring to look :o They are an unbelievable bunch.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 02:30:58 PM
My wife got eviscerated for daring to post a positive experience.   :wanker:

Both me and my wife washed our hands of the place and moved on. 

Thanks to your wife for speaking up positively about experience with Autistics there. My wife is also happy to be married to me and loves our two Autistic children... who we both find very entertaining and great fun. I've heard of others who have sought to be positive on that site and had similar reactions.

I once merely took a look at 'AS Partners' without posting nor intending to, and because I had put in my Delphi profile that I was Autistic... suddenly there appeared several posts chiding me for daring to look :o They are an unbelievable bunch.

What a bunch of bitter, old bitches.  Now they're paranoid about what a  *GASP* autistic person *GASP* will see with their rants.  These are women who have screamed "I hate you" to their Autistic kids, or openly told them that they hoped their kids would either NOT have KIDS..PERIOD or that they should have autistic children just to be as miserable as the "Oracles of Delphi" are.    They have an ignore function in their forum that they use whenever someone who disagrees directly with them speaks out.  They obviously, prefer to swim in their little cesspool of pity rather than try to do anything that could make a positive impact in their lives.

They're not unbelievable...they are fucking PATHETIC!     :violin:  :hahaha:  Oh, and final irony, they have made snide comments about the more supportive things THEY have read on the other forums.   The smell of hypocrisy and loserdom wafts from their little cesspool pity party!   :hahaha:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 28, 2008, 02:48:32 PM
I wonder, did it ever occur to them that they are treated the way they are, not because of some label but because they don't deserve any better?
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on August 28, 2008, 03:30:25 PM
Never would have a condom vending machine my room, plenty of dirty laudry, playboys, and the real thing is out of my reach, perhaps for ever.  If wasn't for the obsessive taking care of myself, then it would be 100% chance of never, its better than nothing.  I will just continue play dumb otherwise, that is what has worked for me.  I think to much, and others get pissed, they don't like  the complex shit that comes out of my mouth. Sounds like a orgasm waiting to happen :laugh: :wanker:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ALLDAYGLOWRANDY on August 28, 2008, 03:44:59 PM
Maybe this will get Lucifer's attention

Stretch my used condom of fuctionalness, and try to stretch it on her head.  Might improve things :-*
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 28, 2008, 04:03:42 PM
They're not unbelievable...they are fucking PATHETIC!

I'd say they are both those things :green:

There is just so much hate and blatent bigotry there.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 04:21:02 PM
They're not unbelievable...they are fucking PATHETIC!

I'd say they are both those things :green:

There is just so much hate and blatent bigotry there.

Then they deserve each other and MamaMarch is heading for the lowest depths of Dante's Inferno!   My thoughts are that if her marriage to an aspie is so horrible, GET A FUCKING DIVORCE and MOVE ON!  Do herself and him a favor and end the charade................BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, stay in the marriage and keep playing the pity party card and make yourself look like a "martyr".  My "mother" aka the female progenitor, played that card for most of life, don't work, don't last.

If I had the druthers, I'd go back there and register, state in my profile that I AM AS/autistic, and let them bitch..... :evillaugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Callaway on August 28, 2008, 05:36:39 PM

If I had the druthers, I'd go back there and register, state in my profile that I AM AS/autistic, and let them bitch..... :evillaugh:

They aren't worth your time, though.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 05:38:43 PM

If I had the druthers, I'd go back there and register, state in my profile that I AM AS/autistic, and let them bitch..... :evillaugh:

They aren't worth your time, though.

Exactly, I have a life, they don't and by the sound of it, never will!   :violin:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 28, 2008, 06:44:34 PM
My thoughts are that if her marriage to an aspie is so horrible, GET A FUCKING DIVORCE and MOVE ON!  Do herself and him a favor and end the charade...

This has been suggested to the members of that site in the past by a partner who liked her Aspie. I think she got banned for suggesting it... or at least got flamed.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on August 28, 2008, 06:45:54 PM
If I had the druthers, I'd go back there and register, state in my profile that I AM AS/autistic, and let them bitch..... :evillaugh:
They aren't worth your time, though.

Absolutely... besides, upon one post and his profile... they'd probably just ban him on the spot. They dislike Autistics visiting their site.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 07:30:46 PM
My thoughts are that if her marriage to an aspie is so horrible, GET A FUCKING DIVORCE and MOVE ON!  Do herself and him a favor and end the charade...

This has been suggested to the members of that site in the past by a partner who liked her Aspie. I think she got banned for suggesting it... or at least got flamed.

Why am I NOT surprised!   ::)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on August 28, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
If I had the druthers, I'd go back there and register, state in my profile that I AM AS/autistic, and let them bitch..... :evillaugh:
They aren't worth your time, though.

Absolutely... besides, upon one post and his profile... they'd probably just ban him on the spot. They dislike Autistics visiting their site.

 :violin:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: punkdrew on August 30, 2008, 07:38:56 PM
I used to let people walk on me, then I started paying more attention to lifestyle habits, that was the death of that. I think when you let some "walk on you" you lack self esteem.

Look, guys, I know it's fun to rank on Randy but some of what he says is sound, particularly as regards nutrition. I can tell for a FACT that if I was eating the "standard" American diet my brain and body would be in much worse shape.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: The_Chosen_One on August 30, 2008, 08:30:06 PM
My thoughts are that if her marriage to an aspie is so horrible, GET A FUCKING DIVORCE and MOVE ON!  Do herself and him a favor and end the charade...

This has been suggested to the members of that site in the past by a partner who liked her Aspie. I think she got banned for suggesting it... or at least got flamed.

Why am I NOT surprised!   ::)
See, if they got out of the relationship, they wouldn't be able to feel quite so much self pity unless of course, the courts saw them for what they are (pathetic whining losers) and awarded a fair property settlement and custody arrangement for the kids if there are any. They cannot or will not see that there is a hell of a lot of difference between venting and then doing something to improve the situation or endlessly whinging and whining because they got a bum deal out of life.

Do they ever think how unhappy they themselves might make their families? Noooo! That would take intelligence and the ability to look into themselves and realise what they might be doing that's ineffective eg. trying to force their partner or children to change, wasting their time on ineffective therapies, expecting to constantly be treated like a princess....and so on.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on August 31, 2008, 08:23:12 AM
I used to let people walk on me, then I started paying more attention to lifestyle habits, that was the death of that. I think when you let some "walk on you" you lack self esteem.

Look, guys, I know it's fun to rank on Randy but some of what he says is sound, particularly as regards nutrition. I can tell for a FACT that if I was eating the "standard" American diet my brain and body would be in much worse shape.

Of course, but when the sound part is mixed with the, well, less-than-sound part and with something like a 1/100 ratio, I'd say that the diet didn't help. :P
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Parts on August 31, 2008, 07:25:14 PM
I keep one in every room just in case right next to the payphone
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Gluey on September 14, 2008, 12:35:41 PM
I thought this topic was a parody of Spokane's topics.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: driftingblizzard on September 22, 2008, 02:01:30 AM

Absolutely.    They dislike Autistics visiting their site.

Hmmm, I might go there and muck about a bit...
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: DirtDawg on September 22, 2008, 02:06:58 PM

Absolutely.    They dislike Autistics visiting their site.

Hmmm, I might go there and muck about a bit...

Use stealth mode and post the results.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on September 22, 2008, 06:01:59 PM
Is it really worth it.

Go to the site and muck them about and they'll only see their point as having been proved.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on September 22, 2008, 06:27:00 PM
Is it really worth it.

Go to the site and muck them about and they'll only see their point as having been proved.

QFT  Though, it may have therapeutic venting effects and the bottom line is, when your dealing with those harridans aka, THE ORACLES AT DELPHI, it's damned if you do, damned if you don't.  And quite frankly, damned if you do just feels so good and so right!   :eyebrows:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Parts on September 22, 2008, 06:51:09 PM
I have one in every room just in case my car too
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: ozymandias on September 22, 2008, 07:04:19 PM
I gave up condoms for Lent............................................several months after my vasectomy!   :orly:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: the evil one on October 01, 2008, 05:20:03 PM
My ex and I used to stock up on free condoms from the local college and keep them in a candy dish by the front door so our guests could grab some on their way in or out, or just feel awkward or whatever.

The funny part was that we never used condoms because we were proven healthy and the guy was proven sterile!  He found out when he tried to make money by donating sperm and they turned him away!
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 01, 2008, 07:11:46 PM
What a gigantic coincidence- my first boyfriend and I went though something ever-so-similar.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 02, 2008, 01:30:22 PM
I don't use condoms accept for the first time I pleasure a woman. :eyebrows: After that, she'll do anything for me, including let me ride her bareback. :headbang2:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on October 02, 2008, 03:02:31 PM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 03, 2008, 06:53:44 AM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Leto729 on October 03, 2008, 07:56:48 AM
I still have condoms in a box.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 09:07:54 AM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.

I know I am clean and I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't feel was clean as well. It's not like I live life on the edge or anything. I trust myself and my judgment in women.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 10:06:52 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 03, 2008, 11:03:23 AM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.

I know I am clean and I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't feel was clean as well. It's not like I live life on the edge or anything. I trust myself and my judgment in women.
Yes, because someone's STD status is a question of character.  You'd certainly know if a woman was 'the type to have an STD.'
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 03, 2008, 11:08:08 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 11:14:15 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ended up with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 03, 2008, 11:18:48 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ende dup with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.
All right, all right, fair enough.  Although knowing someone a long time doesn't guarantee knowing their STD status.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 11:23:38 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ende dup with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.
All right, all right, fair enough.  Although knowing someone a long time doesn't guarantee knowing their STD status.

I'm not disagreeing with that, as technically you are right. Without a test, you can never be 100% sure.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 03, 2008, 11:28:33 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ende dup with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.
All right, all right, fair enough.  Although knowing someone a long time doesn't guarantee knowing their STD status.

I'm not disagreeing with that, as technically you are right. Without a test, you can never be 100% sure.
K.  I will then likewise condeed that if you have known someone well for a long time and know their sexual history, you at least have more information about their likely STD status and are therefore safer than riding a stranger bareback.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 12:30:02 PM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ende dup with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.
All right, all right, fair enough.  Although knowing someone a long time doesn't guarantee knowing their STD status.

I'm not disagreeing with that, as technically you are right. Without a test, you can never be 100% sure.
K.  I will then likewise condeed that if you have known someone well for a long time and know their sexual history, you at least have more information about their likely STD status and are therefore safer than riding a stranger bareback.

So gingerly, yet eloquently put!
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 02:23:04 PM
i am actually terribly proud of myself that many years ago, just before a crucial moment, i announced to a reluctant condomite that he could either use the condom, or use the oblong thing in the wall over there (pointing at the door).

the one occasion where i didn't think of it a couple of hours later.   :lol:  it's all been downhill in the repartee stakes since then, sigh... :'(
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 02:53:06 PM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.

I know I am clean and I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't feel was clean as well. It's not like I live life on the edge or anything. I trust myself and my judgment in women.

Sorry, but that's just plain stupid. Who you "didn't feel was clean as well"?

Are you on the Spectrum, Trigger? How far will you trust your instincts? And if you are not, the same question all over again.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 02:54:07 PM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ended up with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.

I'll have what he's having. It seems so nice to be this innocent about it all.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 03:06:43 PM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.

I know I am clean and I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't feel was clean as well. It's not like I live life on the edge or anything. I trust myself and my judgment in women.

Sorry, but that's just plain stupid. Who you "didn't feel was clean as well"?

Are you on the Spectrum, Trigger? How far will you trust your instincts? And if you are not, the same question all over again.

I have AS! Seeing as how I have never pursued a woman, and always ignored the one sthat pursued me, I've never been in the position to question my instincts. If I was out there dating different women, and sleeping around, then I would definitely wear a condom. I am just saying that for me, and my lifestyle and experience, I don't need them and don't wear them. Every girl I have slept with, except one, I have known a long time, and well enough, to feel confident. Plus, I've been tested. So I know I am clean.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 03:07:34 PM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ended up with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.

I'll have what he's having. It seems so nice to be this innocent about it all.

You can't have it! I don't share! :P
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 03:22:39 PM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.

I know I am clean and I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't feel was clean as well. It's not like I live life on the edge or anything. I trust myself and my judgment in women.

Sorry, but that's just plain stupid. Who you "didn't feel was clean as well"?

Are you on the Spectrum, Trigger? How far will you trust your instincts? And if you are not, the same question all over again.

I have AS! Seeing as how I have never pursued a woman, and always ignored the one sthat pursued me, I've never been in the position to question my instincts. If I was out there dating different women, and sleeping around, then I would definitely wear a condom. I am just saying that for me, and my lifestyle and experience, I don't need them and don't wear them. Every girl I have slept with, except one, I have known a long time, and well enough, to feel confident. Plus, I've been tested. So I know I am clean.

The point is that you can never know. Never.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 03, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
dodgy, though.  it's not just pregnancy you have to worry about...

 :police:
Yes, but if you're a guy and of the mindset that life isn't worth living without sex, you will prioritize sex over your physical health.

I know I am clean and I wouldn't get with a girl who I didn't feel was clean as well. It's not like I live life on the edge or anything. I trust myself and my judgment in women.

Sorry, but that's just plain stupid. Who you "didn't feel was clean as well"?

Are you on the Spectrum, Trigger? How far will you trust your instincts? And if you are not, the same question all over again.

I have AS! Seeing as how I have never pursued a woman, and always ignored the one sthat pursued me, I've never been in the position to question my instincts. If I was out there dating different women, and sleeping around, then I would definitely wear a condom. I am just saying that for me, and my lifestyle and experience, I don't need them and don't wear them. Every girl I have slept with, except one, I have known a long time, and well enough, to feel confident. Plus, I've been tested. So I know I am clean.

The point is that you can never know. Never.

Not 100%! Yes! And I already agreed with that in a previous post! So why am I such a bad person? ???
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: odeon on October 03, 2008, 03:31:07 PM
You're not a bad person. Quite the contrary, from what I know so far. I said that your strategy re protection was stupid, and that's something else entirely.

But then again, this is Intensity. Kid gloves will only get you so far.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Lucifer on October 03, 2008, 03:36:24 PM
You can't have it! I don't share! :P

neither does the O Man, which is why he's so snitty.

:laugh:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on October 03, 2008, 07:38:23 PM
I don't put myself at risk.

Unless you have super micro vision and can see infections clearly... then I'm afraid that, in my opinion (and probably the opinion of some others also), you probably have repeatedly put yourself at risk. Its true that condoms do not protect against everything... but short of abstinence, its better to be as safe as possible. No insult intended, but I'd consider you too much of a risk to get involved with sexually - this also goes for those who have been in unprotected sexual contact with you (if that were on the cards... though in reality it wouldn't be anyway - I'm not on the market - lol).
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on October 03, 2008, 07:45:22 PM
I trust myself and my judgment in women.

Famous last words...

'They can't shoot an elephant at this dist.............' (The man who's last words those were, General John Sedgwick while others dove for cover, should not have trusted his own judgement).

'I've never felt better' - Last words of Douglas Fairbanks.

'Please know that I am quite aware of the hazards...' - So start the last recorded words of Amelia Earhart.

Trigger, you may need only to be mistaken in your practice just once. This may have already happened. It may no longer be your risk, but the risk of those who have sexual intercourse with you in the future.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Pyraxis on October 03, 2008, 09:26:35 PM
You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.

Agreed.

And before the hounds of AIDS hell come ripping down on me for not buying the party line, I'm paranoid enough that I don't even trust condoms by themselves (breakage). I really really don't want to be pregnant.

But I've also taken risks that relied solely on myself and my judgment of people. And while I'd happily get tested for any partner that requested it, I don't regret the risks.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Callaway on October 03, 2008, 11:57:03 PM
I trust myself and my judgment in women.

Famous last words...

'They can't shoot an elephant at this dist.............' (The man who's last words those were, General John Sedgwick while others dove for cover, should not have trusted his own judgement).

'I've never felt better' - Last words of Douglas Fairbanks.

'Please know that I am quite aware of the hazards...' - So start the last recorded words of Amelia Earhart.

Trigger, you may need only to be mistaken in your practice just once. This may have already happened. It may no longer be your risk, but the risk of those who have sexual intercourse with you in the future.

I think that it depends on just how intimately you know someone before you have sex with them, Nocturnalist.

Abstinence before you know someone well enough to bet your life on having sex with them could be even safer than wearing condoms.  Do you still use them every single time after you have been married all these years?  My husband and I don't use them.  Of course we are both monogamous.  I guess that you could argue that one of us might be accidentally stuck with an infected needle at the doctor's office and then both of us could get hepatitis or AIDS if we don't use condoms, but that's not very likely.

Trigger said that he has been tested and he knows that he is healthy.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 04, 2008, 06:00:14 AM
I don't put myself at risk.

Unless you have super micro vision and can see infections clearly... then I'm afraid that, in my opinion (and probably the opinion of some others also), you probably have repeatedly put yourself at risk. Its true that condoms do not protect against everything... but short of abstinence, its better to be as safe as possible. No insult intended, but I'd consider you too much of a risk to get involved with sexually - this also goes for those who have been in unprotected sexual contact with you (if that were on the cards... though in reality it wouldn't be anyway - I'm not on the market - lol).

See I thought you said you weren't interested in men at all Nocti.
Good to see you keep your options open.  :clap: You are an ass  :asthing:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 04, 2008, 07:41:17 AM
/shrugs > pms elle and trig.

try telling that to my friends who are HIV positive, or who have died from AIDS-related illness.
:(  I'm sorry, Lucifer.  I think it's a poor decision to be as unsafe as trigger is saying he prefers to be, but I have also seen that guys care a LOT less about getting (or spreading) STDs than women do; it seems damn near impossible to make them care unless sex is contingent on safety.

I'm confused! I am not unsafe in my sexual practices. In all likelihood, if I was dating some girl I didn't know very well, I'd probably wait a long time, until I did or was committed anyway. But I've always ended up with virgins or girls I knew very well and intimately over a long time. Best friends with benefits kind of deals. Condoms are so impersonal. If I went around sleeping with strangers, then I would certainly wear one. I don't put myself at risk. You don't have to wear condoms to minimize the risk.

I'll have what he's having. It seems so nice to be this innocent about it all.
Herpes?   :zoinks:

Sorry; the joke was too obvious.

I think that it depends on just how intimately you know someone before you have sex with them, Nocturnalist.

Abstinence before you know someone well enough to bet your life on having sex with them could be even safer than wearing condoms.  Do you still use them every single time after you have been married all these years?  My husband and I don't use them.  Of course we are both monogamous.  I guess that you could argue that one of us might be accidentally stuck with an infected needle at the doctor's office and then both of us could get hepatitis or AIDS if we don't use condoms, but that's not very likely.

Trigger said that he has been tested and he knows that he is healthy.
Yes, but if he's not getting the girls tested, his clean bill of health more indicates luck than skill.  With tests, though, the 'knowing the other person' thing becomes a great asset- the longer you have known someone, the better an idea of how high a risk they are to cheat on you (which would of course negate the 'clean bill of health.')
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on October 04, 2008, 10:29:25 AM
Do you still use them every single time after you have been married all these years?  My husband and I don't use them.  Of course we are both monogamous.

My wife and I are also both strictly monogamous. I personally think condoms are horrible things... however I would use them if it wasn't for the fact I am in a completely committed and stable relationship which we both intend to last for life (so far it has lasted a little over 20 happy years). As far as I can tell, Trigger's situation is quite different from ours Callaway ;D He probably doesn't exactly sleep around, but neither has he settled with one partner for life. Doing that on a judgement of character without 'protection' is quite a dangerous and unnecessary risk.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on October 04, 2008, 10:31:10 AM
Yes, but if he's not getting the girls tested, his clean bill of health more indicates luck than skill.

I wish I'd put it that way - lol. That's basically a large part of what I mean. :plus:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Callaway on October 04, 2008, 11:02:09 AM

I think that it depends on just how intimately you know someone before you have sex with them, Nocturnalist.

Abstinence before you know someone well enough to bet your life on having sex with them could be even safer than wearing condoms.  Do you still use them every single time after you have been married all these years?  My husband and I don't use them.  Of course we are both monogamous.  I guess that you could argue that one of us might be accidentally stuck with an infected needle at the doctor's office and then both of us could get hepatitis or AIDS if we don't use condoms, but that's not very likely.

Trigger said that he has been tested and he knows that he is healthy.
Yes, but if he's not getting the girls tested, his clean bill of health more indicates luck than skill.  With tests, though, the 'knowing the other person' thing becomes a great asset- the longer you have known someone, the better an idea of how high a risk they are to cheat on you (which would of course negate the 'clean bill of health.')

True, and if someone has not known the person for long enough to trust them before getting them tested, then even the 'clean bill of health' could be faked.

Do you still use them every single time after you have been married all these years?  My husband and I don't use them.  Of course we are both monogamous.

My wife and I are also both strictly monogamous. I personally think condoms are horrible things... however I would use them if it wasn't for the fact I am in a completely committed and stable relationship which we both intend to last for life (so far it has lasted a little over 20 happy years). As far as I can tell, Trigger's situation is quite different from ours Callaway ;D He probably doesn't exactly sleep around, but neither has he settled with one partner for life. Doing that on a judgement of character without 'protection' is quite a dangerous and unnecessary risk.

I think that Trigger is in a committed relationship and he was talking about his past.  He posted a picture of his three adorable children here:  

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,10009.msg430510.html#msg430510
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on October 04, 2008, 11:06:18 AM
See I thought you said you weren't interested in men at all Nocti.

Hey I feel perfectly secure in my sexuality and simply do not mind in the least how that statement can be read. I knew somebody would bring the line up, but, quite frankly my sweet, I don't give a darn. :eyelash:









Edited to replace the word 'comfortable' with the word 'secure'.
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Nocturnalist! on October 04, 2008, 11:08:00 AM
I think that Trigger is in a committed relationship and he was talking about his past.

Good for him :green: I'm glad he survived his past ;)
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: El on October 04, 2008, 01:26:44 PM

I think that it depends on just how intimately you know someone before you have sex with them, Nocturnalist.

Abstinence before you know someone well enough to bet your life on having sex with them could be even safer than wearing condoms.  Do you still use them every single time after you have been married all these years?  My husband and I don't use them.  Of course we are both monogamous.  I guess that you could argue that one of us might be accidentally stuck with an infected needle at the doctor's office and then both of us could get hepatitis or AIDS if we don't use condoms, but that's not very likely.

Trigger said that he has been tested and he knows that he is healthy.
Yes, but if he's not getting the girls tested, his clean bill of health more indicates luck than skill.  With tests, though, the 'knowing the other person' thing becomes a great asset- the longer you have known someone, the better an idea of how high a risk they are to cheat on you (which would of course negate the 'clean bill of health.')

True, and if someone has not known the person for long enough to trust them before getting them tested, then even the 'clean bill of health' could be faked.
Sadly, yes- and that, with condoms, is the point at which my libido eclipses my sense of safety/paranoia and allows me to make somewhat questionable decisions.  I prefer to think of it as a nice first step toward trust- if I like someone well enough to want to do them, I'm inclined to be at a place where my judgement of them is at least high enough to think they're unlikely to fake test results, and take it as a good sign if they do actually get tested.  I know, though, that 'there is no safe sex.'
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 04, 2008, 09:22:50 PM
I think that Trigger is in a committed relationship and he was talking about his past.

Good for him :green: I'm glad he survived his past ;)

Hmmmm....I must have been really lucky.

My past?

Two virgins, I was one at the time of the first, and I was tested after one of them got in touch with me 15 years ago and said she was HIV positive. Even though it was highly unlikely I was, since I had very limited past and she had none, I still went to the Free Clinic and got tested. This was before my more recent 13-year sexual era. The only other two over the past 13 years were tested by default during pregnancies. Thus, I am clean. So if any of you eligible young ladies need some practice, you know where to cumcome. :green: :razz:

Relax, and have some fun!
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 05, 2008, 05:37:16 AM
I don't put myself at risk.

Unless you have super micro vision and can see infections clearly... then I'm afraid that, in my opinion (and probably the opinion of some others also), you probably have repeatedly put yourself at risk. Its true that condoms do not protect against everything... but short of abstinence, its better to be as safe as possible. No insult intended, but I'd consider you too much of a risk to get involved with sexually - this also goes for those who have been in unprotected sexual contact with you (if that were on the cards... though in reality it wouldn't be anyway - I'm not on the market - lol).

See I thought you said you weren't interested in men at all Nocti.
Good to see you keep your options open.  :clap: You are an ass  :asthing:


I don't put myself at risk.

Unless you have super micro vision and can see infections clearly... then I'm afraid that, in my opinion (and probably the opinion of some others also), you probably have repeatedly put yourself at risk. Its true that condoms do not protect against everything... but short of abstinence, its better to be as safe as possible. No insult intended, but I'd consider you too much of a risk to get involved with sexually - this also goes for those who have been in unprotected sexual contact with you (if that were on the cards... though in reality it wouldn't be anyway - I'm not on the market - lol).


« Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 08:52:08 PM by Nocturnalist! »

See I thought you said you weren't interested in men at all Nocti.

Hey I feel perfectly secure in my sexuality and simply do not mind in the least how that statement can be read. I knew somebody would bring the line up, but, quite frankly my sweet, I don't give a darn. :eyelash:


Nice cover Nocturnalist. No-one saw. Hey don't worry you are amoung friends here and no-one is going to give you a hard time for considering the same sex option in sexual relationships.
It is a small step to make - a proclaimation on a forum but I imagine soon you will be telling your workplace and loved ones. I am glad you graced us with the admission first. :D

Go Team Nocti!!!!  :asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Trigger 11 on October 06, 2008, 09:01:56 AM
So...what have we learned?

1.   Trigger11 does not have any STDs. He cannot emphasize this enough!!!
2.   Condoms are a good idea if you are promiscuous or early on in a relationship.
3.   Condoms are not 100% effective against STDs or pregnancy.
4.   Getting to know someone intimately prior to relations can also help reduce the risk.
5.   Asking your partner to get tested is not 100% effective in reducing your risk. They can always lie in order to get some.
6.   Trigger11 prefers the “rhythm section want ad” method of birth control.
7.   Nocturnalist is scared of Trigger11’s past.
8.   Trigger11 is sexually frustrated.
9.   Condom machines in the bed room are a bit too much.
10.   You can get STDs from sources other than relations.
11.   Trigger11 is obsessed with relating music lyrics to every day life.

Anything else?

"Rhythm Section Want Ad" by They Might Be Giants

In a world we call our home there's lots of room to roam
Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme
There's a place for those who love their poetry
It's just across from the sign that says, "Pros only"

So if you like a band with a chick singer,
Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones
If you dig Menudo, or MDC we salute you the way we know
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
I'll tell you why

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank

Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the Eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank

Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the Eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And here's the reason why
Why
Why
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on July 15, 2012, 08:57:53 PM
  All of you who voted yes are dirty whores.  That is all.   :M  :P
Title: Re: do you have a condom vending machine in your home?
Post by: Genesis on August 24, 2012, 08:56:20 PM
I R Virgin