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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: Gluey on July 18, 2007, 09:40:41 PM
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Here are some pics of my rat. If you say shit about Splinter she will give you all the bubonic plague, than rip you apart and than eat you
and than throw you guys up and than eat you again. But rats are cute and smarter than dogs.
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7d931b3127cce8779b3a102c000000026100QbM2zFs5bMT)
(http://imgcash2.imageshack.us/Himg146/scaled.php?server=146&filename=splinter12sn2.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480)
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I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though. :laugh:
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Rats can't throw up.
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Oh my...your right. I forgot about that. They can't burp either.
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He'd have to poop us out before eating us again.
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The rat on the headphones is cute!
I used to have a rat. I gave him away to someone who really wanted him after he bit me.
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Nasty when it craps on your hand or something you put it on, but otherwise, cute. :)
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i like em.... had pet gerbils, myself
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Rats are great pets, smart, clean, and pretty, durable and affectionate. 8)
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I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though. :laugh:
No, no, THAT was too much information.
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I've always been more of a cat-dog-bird man, myself, but I once had two of them, at the insistence of a "love interest". A friend brought over his cat for some boarding and I was skeptical of the possibility of harmony. It turned out that all the animals were great friends. I never left them alone together, though.
The rats were far more intelligent and responsive than I had ever imagined.
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i love rats. they poop too much though.
i had a guineapig. his poop was all pellets. :P my guineapig ate his poop. i found that fascinating.
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I hate rodents. All of them... they freak me the fuck out. I think it's the incisors.
Even though rabbits aren't rodents, they freak me out too.
Easter sucked when I was a kid.
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rats fucking rule.
both of mine have passed away. :(
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rats fucking rule.
both of mine have passed away. :(
Bummer!
Get another one or two. Two are more fun than one.
I just gave you a :69:
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rats fucking rule.
both of mine have passed away. :(
Bummer!
Get another one or two. Two are more fun than one.
I just gave you a :69:
I am all hot now!!!
eventually, yes. currently a gerbil and a rabbit are in residence.
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Rats are cute nasty little claw and tooth riddled bastards. Animals as dumb and primitive as rats and worse-so a lot of lizards are kind of nasty necessarily since they have very basic response systems and you cant really blame them when in some situation they are most inclined to piss all over everything or bite the nearest object. But they got tiny little eyes and arms and make cute noises, and do tricks, so they are cute nasty little bastards.
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rats aren't dumb
my guineapig was really limber, he was a fatass and managed to climb out of his cage. i was like omg. i saw him do it, he fell on the floor and i was so afraid he hurt himself but he was ok. but i removed the door so he could run around in my room and piss and poop everywhere. :laugh:
the door was always open anyway but i was afraid he would hurt himself on it cuz it had these things poking out of it so you could put hay on the door and i was afraid he would poke his eye out. :laugh: i also built him stairs cuz his paws got stuck on the way out of the cage, i dunno why they build them like that.
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They are relatively speaking. I'm aware how they behave intelligently, but their brain is roughly the size of a skittle, and there is only so much you can get out of a skittle.
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skittles are very intelligent beings from outerspace. unfortunately for them they colonized a planet whose inhabitants enjoy eating them. :P
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i like em.... had pet gerbils, myself
Gerbils break too easily.
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I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though. :laugh:
No, no, THAT was too much information.
Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?
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i love rats. they poop too much though.
i had a guineapig. his poop was all pellets. :P my guineapig ate his poop. i found that fascinating.
Yeah, they do that.
Usually when they're nervous.
Probably trying to hide it.
Sure doesn't taste good.
EDIT: Our GP LOVED to eat the
skin off garlic though. There was
nothing in the world that he considered
a better treat.
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skittles are very intelligent beings from outerspace. unfortunately for them they colonized a planet whose inhabitants enjoy eating them. :P
Enjoy? Or just are trying to eradicate the little fucks?
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i love rats. they poop too much though.
i had a guineapig. his poop was all pellets. :P my guineapig ate his poop. i found that fascinating.
Yeah, they do that.
Usually when they're nervous.
Probably trying to hide it.
actually they get nutrients and shit from it.
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i love rats. they poop too much though.
i had a guineapig. his poop was all pellets. :P my guineapig ate his poop. i found that fascinating.
Yeah, they do that.
Usually when they're nervous.
Probably trying to hide it.
actually they get nutrients and shit from it.
:laugh: :plus: :laugh:
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:P
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I hate rodents. All of them... they freak me the fuck out. I think it's the incisors.
Even though rabbits aren't rodents, they freak me out too.
Easter sucked when I was a kid.
Here are Splinter's incisors they are VERY BIG!!!!!!!!!
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b7d900b3127cce878e5de8629600000056100QbM2zFs5bMT)
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I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though. :laugh:
No, no, THAT was too much information.
Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?
I'm in the mood, now. Let it rip!
How do you love a rat too many ways?
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Rodents are wrong.
I have possums mating on my roof tonight.
Damn the small furry creatures.
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Rodents are wrong.
I have possums mating on my roof tonight.
Damn the small furry creatures.
SMALL? Fuck! ... ours are thirty pounds. Of course kangaroos mating on the roof would be more noisy, wouldn't it?
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Rodents are wrong.
I have possums mating on my roof tonight.
Damn the small furry creatures.
SMALL? Fuck! ... ours are thirty pounds. Of course kangaroos mating on the roof would be more noisy, wouldn't it?
Not really, possums are about the weight of a bull terrier if you get a good well fed one. Last night they sounded like grown men running up and down my polished wood floors, but they were in the roof...
(and if only there WERE grown men running up and down my hallway!)
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I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though. :laugh:
No, no, THAT was too much information.
Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?
I'm in the mood, now. Let it rip!
How do you love a rat too many ways?
Crap, you're calling my bluff. :laugh:
I've had one in my ass, though it wandered there
on its own. Damn near suffocated. Got a male rat off
through sucking it. And (often) masturbated a couple
of female ones using their own tails. None of them seemed
too pleased.
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I loved the pet rats my wife and I had.
Maybe in too many ways though. :laugh:
No, no, THAT was too much information.
Aw, I suppose you DON'T want the details?
I'm in the mood, now. Let it rip!
How do you love a rat too many ways?
Crap, you're calling my bluff. :laugh:
I've had one in my ass, though it wandered there
on its own. Damn near suffocated. Got a male rat off
through sucking it. And (often) masturbated a couple
of female ones using their own tails. None of them seemed
too pleased.
Didn't think you were bluffing, just curious about your motivations.
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rodents need to have their teeth cut by a vet if they grow so long they can't eat properly and stuff.
i hope you're kidding calandale. ::)
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I used to have rats. I think they're great pets as long as you keep the cage cleaned.
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I had a black and white rat as a teenager. It was a cool pet, inquisitive, friendly and smart. It used to sit on my head while I was reading. 8)
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Didn't think you were bluffing, just curious about your motivations.
Boredom? I'm not really sure.
i hope you're kidding calandale. ::)
sorry. Uh, I'm a bit of a perv.
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i don't care if you're a perv. i just have a thing about animal torture.
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Didn't think you were bluffing, just curious about your motivations.
Boredom? I'm not really sure.
Does this have to do with the woman who has tortured you for, I forget, how many years?
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DD, your post needs some fixing.
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DD, your post needs some fixing.
Sorry.
I have disassociated you with regards to this discussion.
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thanks. :P
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i hate rats.
but i loved the movie.
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Fievel?
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ratatoulie
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i don't care if you're a perv. i just have a thing about animal torture.
I agree. I actually think that's the
main reason. A combination of my
sexual silliness, along with something
really cruel. And, even though it
bothers me, I still do things like this
occasionally. Maybe not quite as bad,
but disturbing.
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Does this have to do with the woman who has tortured you for, I forget, how many years?
Nah, I've always been an ass this way.
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Oh how cute. Careful, my cat might eat them. She tried eating my brothers' hamsters and I think she got them because they disspeared when they got out of their cages. One was never found and the other was but I don't know what happened to it eventually. Died of old age or my cat got it.
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I almost lost one rat to a terrier.
My wife was warning me not to
put it near him, as that was what
they're meant for.
I figured that a housedog wouldn't
have such instincts. Luckily, NO dog
is as fast as I am.
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I almost lost one rat to a terrier.
My wife was warning me not to
put it near him, as that was what
they're meant for.
I figured that a housedog wouldn't
have such instincts. Luckily, NO dog
is as fast as I am.
on the dance floor/
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True too, but I meant that my hand speed
is (or at least was - I haven't tested it recently)
quite great. I've been beaten by one cat.