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Start here => What's your crime? Basic Discussion => Topic started by: McGiver on January 25, 2007, 09:42:44 AM
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can i get a witness?
this is the thread to announce your duty or doody.
hell, you can even announce your flatulance here.
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So, did you poop yet, McJagger?
:poop: :tp:
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;D
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can i get a witness?
How?
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So, did you poop yet, McJagger?
:poop: :tp:
yes i poopied.
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So, did you poop yet, McJagger?
:poop: :tp:
yes i poopied.
I hope that it went well for you.
;D
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So, did you poop yet, McJagger?
:poop: :tp:
yes i poopied.
I hope that it went well for you.
;D
i ran into trouble on the cleanup. :tp:
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God, it must have been a giant turd :laugh: or did you catch your tender parts?
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Oh my... has I2 reached a new low? :laugh:
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Don't you mean, has I2 reached a new blow??? (as in blow off)
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First off I thought I felt the ground shake. Secondly, this reminds me of a certain episode of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy", so did you find the Nachos ;) Fred Fred Burger! :laugh:
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My dad helped me to fix my car today and then we went for lunch in a pizza place, before going to the car inspection. After the car inspection we went to a hardware store. My dad went in to buy some tools and I sat waiting in the car. The pizza (garlic) made me blow a tremendously smelling fart, just in time for my dad to come back and sit down into the odour. He didn't like it, to put it gently. 8)
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My dad helped me to fix my car today and then we went for lunch in a pizza place, before going to the car inspection. After the car inspection we went to a hardware store. My dad went in to buy some tools and I sat waiting in the car. The pizza (garlic) made me blow a tremendously smelling fart, just in time for my dad to come back and sit down into the odour. He didn't like it, to put it gently. 8)
*rolls around laughing* ehehehehe
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i poopied again.
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I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today :laugh:
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I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today :laugh:
like a wabbit?
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Naw, wabbits do these neat little circular ones don't they? This was like splatters lol
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Naw, wabbits do these neat little circular ones don't they? This was like splatters lol
This is too much info thankyouverymuch!! :-*
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All you shitheads have gotten me to look at my shit, lately. I generally have no problems, at all, with my elimination of excess contaminates. I was always a once-in-the-morning-does-it Kind of guy until I got older and became more sedentary, but I still have no issues. I usually do a mercyflush, immediately after plopdown, and never have a look to judge its character. Sometimes, the incrimination I already feel over something I over-enjoyed with knowingly decided gluttony is enough of analysis, and when combined with the olfactory evaluation, I am satisfied that every definitive test has been performed as I quickly stab for the flush lever, but this idea of looking for a sign of a bowel obstruction, in the flowery offscourings, has me checking every one before the compassionate, wallpaper saving, first flush.
This morning's first edition was quite manly, indeed, agreeably curling its malodorous repugnance two thirds of the way around the water's surface, nicely tapering on each end, relatively uniform and homogenous in both coloring and texture. Pure shit, I'd say. But how big in diameter is expected? I don't know. I've certainly done bigger, in both diameter and overall accumulation, and smaller, too, sometimes more rancid and occasionally somewhat fresh still, considering its origin and reflecting on its composition, that is. After a quick estimation of diameter regarding the current edition, I would say it was two fingers in diameter. Is that big enough to not worry about? Should I be doing a three finger? Should I compare its diameter with some other body part, maybe? I'd guess one and a half noses, for instance or seventy five percent of one dick diameter, one and a half thumb diameters and one and a quarter bigtoe diameters. I know I'm not obstructed in any way, but should I be concerned about it? I wonder ...
The second, supplemental update was obviously smaller in every way, but I noticed an unmistakable conglomerate structure, varying in color and texture along its length, almost as if someone had tried to divide it into paragraphs, adding bold emphasis to certain important cargo or conceivably it could have gotten into a fight over some territorial dispute, likely with tomorrow's early edition. Diameter-wise, I'd call it about one good thumb, roughly, but the damn thing was extremely claustrophobic and a little demanding considering its stature. It is also obvious, to me, that its self esteem was fairly low, but I wonder ...
Should I turn it over, poke at it also and inspect every inch looking for fineprint, to be sure? Or in the instance of a bad case of hemorrhoids, which I had many years ago, should I be wary of finding a bloodgroove on one side, like an old saber would have? If, after its liberation, the cross section should resemble a "C" shape I probably have another bout with 'roids coming, right? So I really should do a cross sectional imprint of each one and keep a log ... a log log, it would be ... Dawg's Log Log. I wonder ...
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No, Scr'eap, THAT was too much information ...
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:LMAO: I bow down to your shitwit
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i cannot wait for edition 2 pt.1.
i believe that analyzing your shits can be helpful.
i often hear the doctors ask about the stools.
so i guess this is a scientific thread.
helpful and accurate science. not like that second hand smoke and global warming BS.
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Mc Jagger is talkn shit everyone :laugh:
Mc Jagger has a potty mouth :laugh:
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Mc Jagger is talkn shit everyone :laugh:
Mc Jagger has a potty mouth :laugh:
:good: :fart:
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Wonder who is gonna be the first to lay their turd out against a ruler and take a photo to compare relative dimensions :laugh:
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If you want to talk shit, lay it on me :laugh:
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or a voiceover of a fart.
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Recorded my burps but not farts.
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Recorded my burps but not farts.
can we hear one?
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I guess you don't feel like shit anymore. :laugh:
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No, Scr'eap, THAT was too much information ...
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I bow down to your Superior Prosterior!!! :fart:
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Recorded my burps but not farts.
can we hear one?
Only ever did them onto a dictophone. Wouldn't have a clue how to put them onto a pc.
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Wonder who is gonna be the first to lay their turd out against a ruler and take a photo to compare relative dimensions :laugh:
Bet there's pictures of this somewhere on the internet.
....no, I'm not going to look for it. Looking at my own is enough, heh.
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I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today :laugh:
I usually take my first shit after my morning coffee. 8)
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I usually shit every day when I first get up, which is convenient as it means I don't have to worry about it the rest of the day. It twas a little pebbledashed today :laugh:
I usually take my first shit after my morning coffee. 8)
Ditto! Though myf first coffee is usually in the afternoon by the time I drag myself up.
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who has had near orgasmic poops?"
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Don't imagine that happens as much with females as with males?
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who has had near orgasmic poops?"
I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)
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who has had near orgasmic poops?"
I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)
at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?
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:LMAO: :moon: I cannot reach that level of grossness lol
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who has had near orgasmic poops?"
I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)
at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?
No, I'm not that kinky, but it was was good shit, though. ;)
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who has had near orgasmic poops?"
I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)
at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?
Oooooooooh if Freud was here right now...................... :laugh:
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who has had near orgasmic poops?"
I have. I once had a really fat and long turd that came out of my arsehole in one single piece, that almost reached the surface of the water in the toilet bowl before it slipped out of my anus. It really felt like being fucked from inside by my own shit. 8)
at one point, did you try to work it back and forth (in and out)?
Oooooooooh if Freud was here right now...................... :laugh:
....he'd probably shit in his pants! ;)
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8) :laugh: :o :eyebrows:
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Omg... I think this is nearly as disgusting as the shit digging thread.. maybe more. :lol: