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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: McGiver on May 27, 2013, 04:01:52 PM
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Skyblue1 once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
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He is like god. but god sucks a lot of dick so I don't know if that's a good thing
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Skyblue1 always has sex on the first date. Always.
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I think he's a Mexican. his attitude online screams of being one
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Skyblue1 is what Willis was talking about
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I think he sniffs his cats ass and likes it.
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I think he's a Mexican. his attitude online screams of being one
Explain.
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I didn't know it was my job here to explain things to you. but I can tell you have an issue with it because, you are Mexican.
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Skyblue1 knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
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I didn't know it was my job here to explain things to you. but I can tell you have an issue with it because, you are Mexican.
I'm not the one with the issue. I just don't understand what you said. Does not compute. :tard:
Skyblue1 always seemed rednecky to me.
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I think his mind convinces himself that he is right even if what he just said, made no sence.
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I didn't know it was my job here to explain things to you. but I can tell you have an issue with it because, you are Mexican.
I'm not the one with the issue. I just don't understand what you said. Does not compute. :tard:
Skyblue1 always seemed rednecky to me.
skyblue one has a fist in his jaw.
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
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I think his mind convinces himself that he is right even if what he just said, made no sence.
Like my crazy mommy. :green: She's Mexican, so all Mexicans most be loony bipolars like her. True story.
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I'm sure he has thought about coming in here and beating us all up. we better watch out you guys
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He is like god. but god sucks a lot of dick so I don't know if that's a good thing
God is celibate, you young blasphemer, as we all should be! Repent, I say! :christ:
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Skyblue1 once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
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God is celibate, you young blasphemer, as we all should be! Repent, I say! :christ:
God isn't real. besides, if he existed he made weenies. he had to have known what they were ment for? sucking.
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God is celibate, you young blasphemer, as we all should be! Repent, I say! :christ:
God isn't real. besides, if he existed he made weenies. he had to have known what they were ment for? sucking.
Clearly a catechism class is needed, private parts are for reproduction within a heterosexual marriage. :M
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Please tell me you don't believe the lord made a penis and vagina only for reproduction weeble!
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Skyblue is the ultimate power top
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Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Skyblue1. Sky showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
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The US government has accused Syria of using chemical weapons. This is a lie. Skyblue merely let slip a tiny fart.
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Please tell me you don't believe the lord made a penis and vagina only for reproduction weeble!
:asthing: :asthing: :asthing:
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Skyblue's semen is so fertile that any woman coming within three feet of a single drop will become pregnant with octuplets.
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If you want a list of Skyblue1s' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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I didn't know it was my job here to explain things to you. but I can tell you have an issue with it because, you are Mexican.
I'm not the one with the issue. I just don't understand what you said. Does not compute. :tard:
Skyblue1 always seemed rednecky to me.
He compared me to a 'nigger' once so I agree.
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Skyblue is also known as Chuck Norris.
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Skyblue is :viking: :viking: :viking:
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Skyblue is :viking: :viking: :viking:
Skyblue shoots 2 litres of cum with each orgasm, the force of his ejaculation can clean concrete and he can hit a 1cm diameter bullseye from 20 metres.
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He compared me to a 'nigger' once so I agree.
You were most likely acting like one. reguardless, I have been hurting butts online since about 2001
Call me a nigger and see If I get upset.
now watch duck girl reply with her passive aggressive behavior.
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Skyblue1 once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ9Nh_XTvXFJdMvrOV2Getv2pqpP_qfk8o1NqLTL9gr-tBfVXe7wQ)
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You offer us some nice fish. I thought you were going to give us free haircuts instead
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I dont do free :M
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I bet chuck Norris gave a free haircut or two in his life. why cant you
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
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You offer us some nice fish. I thought you were going to give us free haircuts instead
skyblue1 will give you a roundhouse to the head so hard that your hair falls out into a perfect haircut...but you're dead.
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
I do a lot of chop-chopping, but I get paid for it! :fatchef: And I get free coffee and food!
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
I think hairspray is a liquid which is poured into the can. Then the nozzle distributes it as a fine mist. :nerd!:
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
I think hairspray is a liquid which is poured into the can. Then the nozzle distributes it as a fine mist. :nerd!:
that sounds like a winner :dunno:
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
I think hairspray is a liquid which is poured into the can. Then the nozzle distributes it as a fine mist. :nerd!:
that sounds like a winner :dunno:
Awesome! :cbc: In related trivia, I recently gave a friend my leftover can of White Rain from the 90s!
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
I think hairspray is a liquid which is poured into the can. Then the nozzle distributes it as a fine mist. :nerd!:
that sounds like a winner :dunno:
Awesome! :cbc: In related trivia, I recently gave a friend my leftover can of White Rain from the 90s!
(http://img.answcdn.com/view:feature/getty/urban-legends/a0e6c99f/154373891.jpg?&w=300&h=250)
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
I think hairspray is a liquid which is poured into the can. Then the nozzle distributes it as a fine mist. :nerd!:
that sounds like a winner :dunno:
Awesome! :cbc: In related trivia, I recently gave a friend my leftover can of White Rain from the 90s!
(http://img.answcdn.com/view:feature/getty/urban-legends/a0e6c99f/154373891.jpg?&w=300&h=250)
What? Did I do something wrong? :orly:
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Weeble why are you acting scared like he is going to hit you?
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Weeble why are you acting scared like he is going to hit you?
It's an evil clown and I don't understand what it has to do with hairspray. :tard:
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You are now in charge of doing things for free
chop chop
How do they ever get hairspray into a can? and I'm being serious. the reason I ask is because you are familiar with it
got me
I only take hairspray out of the can
I think hairspray is a liquid which is poured into the can. Then the nozzle distributes it as a fine mist. :nerd!:
that sounds like a winner :dunno:
Awesome! :cbc: In related trivia, I recently gave a friend my leftover can of White Rain from the 90s!
(http://img.answcdn.com/view:feature/getty/urban-legends/a0e6c99f/154373891.jpg?&w=300&h=250)
What? Did I do something wrong? :orly:
That is the last person on earth to have used White Rain
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21g97nfO%2BAL.jpg)
He looks thrilled to have used it
doesnt he? :voodoo:
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Its a haircare product dispute that he has. my mistake, I thought he was gonna put a sleeper hold on you
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He compared me to a 'nigger' once so I agree.
You were most likely acting like one. reguardless, I have been hurting butts online since about 2001
Call me a nigger and see If I get upset.
now watch duck girl reply with her passive aggressive behavior.
LOL
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He compared me to a 'nigger' once so I agree.
You were most likely acting like one. reguardless, I have been hurting butts online since about 2001
Call me a nigger and see If I get upset.
now watch duck girl reply with her passive aggressive behavior.
:butthurt:
Are you sure you don't have a vagina? Because you seem to like reading between the lines like a chick.
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
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If I were Mexican I would start a cleaning company called Spic 'n Span for the lulz
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If I were Mexican I would start a cleaning company called Spic 'n Span for the lulz
Spictacular!
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If I were Mexican I would start a cleaning company called Spic 'n Span for the lulz
Spictacular!
Or an Optometrist called Spic Specs.
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Skyblue is so powerful that anyone who posts Chuck Norris style jokes here or on other forums is erased from existence mid pos..... <fatal error>
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
Don't you live in Texas? Next you'll be telling me there aren't any Mexicans there
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
Don't you live in Texas? Next you'll be telling me there aren't any Mexicans there
I live in California. I am almost a shut in. I avoid places with Cuntry Music. My Mexican family isn't rednecky. I dunno why. :dunno:
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
Don't you live in Texas? Next you'll be telling me there aren't any Mexicans there
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy
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I think he's a Mexican. his attitude online screams of being one
WTF?
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
Don't you live in Texas? Next you'll be telling me there aren't any Mexicans there
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy
And how do you know this? I thought you said you were an Aussie living in UK?
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
Don't you live in Texas? Next you'll be telling me there aren't any Mexicans there
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy
And how do you know this? I thought you said you were an Aussie living in UK?
It is a quote from the film Full Metal Jacket...
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I know a bunch of Mexicans that like Toby keith, Budlight, and NASCAR. that's pretty fucking rednecky to me
I don't. Maybe it is where you live.
Don't you live in Texas? Next you'll be telling me there aren't any Mexicans there
Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy
And how do you know this? I thought you said you were an Aussie living in UK?
It is a quote from the film Full Metal Jacket...
That scene is fucking hilarious. :2thumbsup:
Full Metal Jacket Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o#)
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Private Joker & Private Cowboy
one of my favorite scenes from a favorite movie
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Private Joker & Private Cowboy
one of my favorite scenes from a favorite movie
Were you ever a gunnery sergeant?
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That would be Marine Corp not Army
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That would be Marine Corp not Army
I thought you were a Marine, now I'm sad. :'(