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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2013, 10:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Merauder on May 27, 2013, 04:07:02 PM
He is like god. but  god sucks a lot of dick  so I don't know if that's a good thing

  God is celibate, you young blasphemer, as we all should be!  Repent, I say!  :christ:
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2013, 10:27:15 PM »
Skyblue1 once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2013, 11:00:43 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2013, 10:16:58 PM
God is celibate, you young blasphemer, as we all should be!  Repent, I say!  :christ:
God isn't real. besides, if he existed he made weenies. he had to have known what they were ment for? sucking.
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2013, 11:07:39 AM »
Quote from: Merauder on May 28, 2013, 11:00:43 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2013, 10:16:58 PM
God is celibate, you young blasphemer, as we all should be!  Repent, I say!  :christ:
God isn't real. besides, if he existed he made weenies. he had to have known what they were ment for? sucking.

  Clearly a catechism class is needed, private parts are for reproduction within a heterosexual marriage.  :M
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2013, 11:45:18 AM »
Please tell me you don't believe the lord made a penis and vagina only for reproduction weeble!
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2013, 01:39:09 PM »
Skyblue is the ultimate power top
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2013, 01:43:46 PM »
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Skyblue1.  Sky showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.

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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2013, 03:03:12 PM »
The US government has accused Syria of using chemical weapons. This is a lie. Skyblue merely let slip a tiny fart.
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2013, 03:06:30 PM »
Quote from: Nile on May 28, 2013, 11:45:18 AM
Please tell me you don't believe the lord made a penis and vagina only for reproduction weeble!

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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2013, 12:38:39 AM »
Skyblue's semen is so fertile that any woman coming within three feet of a single drop will become pregnant with octuplets.
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2013, 06:34:03 AM »
If you want a list of Skyblue1s' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #26 on: May 29, 2013, 03:22:41 PM »
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on May 27, 2013, 08:34:24 PM
Quote from: Merauder on May 27, 2013, 08:32:14 PM
I didn't know it was my job here to explain things to you. but I can tell you have an issue with it because, you are Mexican.

I'm not the one with the issue. I just don't understand what you said. Does not compute. :tard:

Skyblue1 always seemed rednecky to me.

He compared me to a 'nigger' once so I agree.
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #27 on: May 29, 2013, 03:24:16 PM »
Skyblue is also known as Chuck Norris.
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #28 on: May 29, 2013, 03:24:35 PM »
Skyblue is  :viking: :viking: :viking:
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Re: Worship he that is, skyblue1
« Reply #29 on: May 29, 2013, 03:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Lit on May 29, 2013, 03:24:35 PM
Skyblue is  :viking: :viking: :viking:

Skyblue shoots 2 litres of cum with each orgasm, the force of his ejaculation can clean concrete and he can hit a 1cm diameter bullseye from 20 metres.
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