Actually when I see a deer I want to eat it. Venison is the most delicious thing ever, aside from particularly well cooked yellowfin tuna steaks.
Actually when I see a deer I want to eat it. Venison is the most delicious thing ever, aside from particularly well cooked yellowfin tuna steaks.
Venison is possibly the finest meat on this earth. I see most animals as delicious food. As for pet people, I wouldn't want a pet person but I see plenty of girls I want to stroke. :mischief:
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean? :zoinks:
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
If they growl then smack them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say No! in a firm voice.
I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.If they growl you have to hit them on the nose with the newspaper and say 'NO' in a firm voice
:laugh:
I got cuddled in the streets, not too long ago. :hyke:
I now wonder how the wife of the cuddler would have reacted if he had tried taking a bite. :laugh::laugh:
I got cuddled in the streets, not too long ago. :hyke:
I'm not surprised. Who could resist a cuddly chocolate bovine? :heart:
I now wonder how the wife of the cuddler would have reacted if he had tried taking a bite. :laugh::laugh:
I got cuddled in the streets, not too long ago. :hyke:
I'm not surprised. Who could resist a cuddly chocolate bovine? :heart:
If you see a cute dog or cat you want to pet them. If you see a deer in the wild, looking so calm and tame, you want to pet it.
Then why, pray tell, do we not have the same desire to pet other people?
I'm the opposite man. I might actually bite someone's hand on impulse if they touched me around the head or shoulders especially. No kidding.
I'm the opposite man. I might actually bite someone's hand on impulse if they touched me around the head or shoulders especially. No kidding.
I'm the opposite man. I might actually bite someone's hand on impulse if they touched me around the head or shoulders especially. No kidding.
I never bit anyone but I have smacked my fair share of people who have gotten to close of touched me. I tell people I like my distance and that if I can smack them in the head they are too close.
I'm the opposite man. I might actually bite someone's hand on impulse if they touched me around the head or shoulders especially. No kidding.
I never bit anyone but I have smacked my fair share of people who have gotten to close of touched me. I tell people I like my distance and that if I can smack them in the head they are too close.
I'm a biter. :dunno:
I'm the opposite man. I might actually bite someone's hand on impulse if they touched me around the head or shoulders especially. No kidding.
I never bit anyone but I have smacked my fair share of people who have gotten to close of touched me. I tell people I like my distance and that if I can smack them in the head they are too close.
I'm a biter. :dunno:
The human bite is filthy dirty. My mother was a nurse, she knew what she was talking about. :M
If you see a cute dog or cat you want to pet them. If you see a deer in the wild, looking so calm and tame, you want to pet it.Wait, you don't? :P
Then why, pray tell, do we not have the same desire to pet other people?
Pet me and I'll hit you.promise?
Pet me and I'll hit you.promise?
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.
* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.
* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *
But they make wonderful cakes! Can't you love them for that? :zoinks:
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.
* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *
But they make wonderful cakes! Can't you love them for that? :zoinks:
I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.
Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.
* realises this could be in another thread too *
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.
* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *
But they make wonderful cakes! Can't you love them for that? :zoinks:
I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.
Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.
* realises this could be in another thread too *
Cross-post it then! That's what a true postwhore would do! :headbang2:
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Glad it wasn't me man. I might reflexitively have bitten off one of your fingers, or broke your nose or something.
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Glad it wasn't me man. I might reflexitively have bitten off one of your fingers, or broke your nose or something.
I'm not an idiot, I would be very, very aware of who I touched my finger on :D
There's a lot of people I would never provoke :D
Twice I've been the 1st dude to bail, after my moron aquaintances have managed to provoke someone capable of kicking all their asses. I'm not getting involved :D
One time was a party, they had JUST managed to puff up my half a gram of weed without even sharing back at me, too busy licking up to each others w socialism and art talk. Obviously, I was hating everyone.
Suddenly the party is paused by this bald, bulky Hells Angels dude, with a baseball bat in his hand. He tells us party is over.
I am up, and out, there and then, "Yessir, if you say so!" like a wind! Even smiling! :D Such a delicious little thing to land on this dreadful little party...
But yeah
Behind me, as I woosh out the door, I can hear them "What right do you have, to barge in here and - !"
ONE other guy left right behind me, also considering himself in no mood to get all ideological with the Hells Angels...
Funny as that is, I wouldn't attack because i'm some kind of badass something. Its like a reflex. Like you'd pull away if your finger was burning on something right? And you'd pull away a lot faster and with more force than normal.
For some reason I have that same kind of immediate response to being touched from the shoulders up. It results in either a punch or a bite, depending on how far the thing touching me is from my mouth. Weird I know.
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly :autism:
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly :autism:
No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly :autism:
No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I
Oh. *Tucks cock back in trousers.
Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean? :zoinks:
If people were soft a furry like animals, they might be more tempting to pet.That's exactly the type of people I'm talking about. Soft furry and shiny....you know, Italian Americans. 8)
OMG, now I see Buddy Valastro and his family in my mind. Non pettable at all.
* shudders and thinks of brainbleach *
But they make wonderful cakes! Can't you love them for that? :zoinks:
I should watch TLC more often. If I see all those gigantic cakes made by Buddy, my appetite completely goes. Too big, too much, too everything.
Klootwijk, on the other hand, seeing one of his programs, I just want to eat. Pity you don't know Dutch. Wouter Klootwijk makes beautiful television.
* realises this could be in another thread too *
Cross-post it then! That's what a true postwhore would do! :headbang2:
I did, I did, I did.
I was so proud of myself when I did.
I heard your voice in my head, telling me to do so, the moment after I wrote this one. :flyingbat:
Some years ago I would touch people. Like, reach out an index finger, and touch their shoulder, or arm
Some times I touched their things
They are remarkably confused by this
Do you mean 'things' as in penis? *Casually unzips fly :autism:
No >:I I mean as in their personal belongings >:I
Oh. *Tucks cock back in trousers.
Thought cock was one of the ultimate personal belongings. :dunno:
Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean? :zoinks:
Rage won't let me sniff his asshole. :'(
Who knows, perhaps it will lead to a getting to know you ass sniffing.I will pet a person this week. If they growl at me I will take that as a no.
If they growl, growl back. You might actually get lucky. Know what I mean? :zoinks:
Rage won't let me sniff his asshole. :'(
You can sniff mine. :cbc:
They other day this dude was going on and on about his $100 haircut.Haha.
He had it coming. I pet him.
They other day this dude was going on and on about his $100 haircut.
He had it coming. I pet him.
Have had two bad haircuts in a row; which means about six months of being dissatisfied and growing it out. Am now looking for someone new and would gladly pay that right now to get what I want.
Pet me and I'll hit you.
Pet me and I'll hit you.
:thumbdn: UNF...
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:Pic? Not necessarily of you, but of the hairstyle you're going for?
Just remember before you pet a person hold your hand out for them to smell it because nobody wants to get bitten :M
Wear a long bob with heavy straight bang; seems it's easy to screw up. :laugh:Pic? Not necessarily of you, but of the hairstyle you're going for?
undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled linei always liked the lopsided bob.
undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled lineGiving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
hey wait. I just did that too. :lol1:undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled lineGiving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
at least I give advice about subjects I knowundercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled lineGiving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
Oh, burn baby burn. slowly turning into a woman is a subject you would knowat least I give advice about subjects I knowundercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled lineGiving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
I have given haircuts for 48 years nowOh, burn baby burn. slowly turning into a woman is a subject you would knowat least I give advice about subjects I knowundercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled lineGiving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
Um. yeah, I just. don't. know. what. to. say, :laugh:I have given haircuts for 48 years nowOh, burn baby burn. slowly turning into a woman is a subject you would knowat least I give advice about subjects I knowundercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled lineGiving hairdoo advice now? so manly.
Its an honorable craft
What can you do
Besides sit on your ass and leach off society
*pets the blue one and Richard on their heads to calm them*
undercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled line
they either dont understandundercutting the bottom would provide a cleaner more beveled line
Keep mentioning that, but it's never right with underlayer showing when moving around, or the line isn't even straight to begin with. Just need to find someone good; have had a steady stylist in a long time.
sometimes petting results in getting your hand bitIt's the price sometimes paid for the privilege to interact with animals.
Richard seems the type
they either dont understand
or arent technically proficient with the technique
Pet me and I'll hit you.
:thumbdn: UNF...
What does UNF stand for? Is it one of those internet expressions the young people use? :prude:
We know you are a jack but aren't the rest of us animals? :zoinks:sometimes petting results in getting your hand bitIt's the price sometimes paid for the privilege to interact with animals.
Richard seems the type
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was. :GA: She was no petting material.
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was. :GA: She was no petting material.
:lolwat:It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was. :GA: She was no petting material.
Why can't I do these things too?
:lolwat:It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was. :GA: She was no petting material.
Why can't I do these things too?
:lolwat:It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was. :GA: She was no petting material.
Why can't I do these things too?
Don't take this the wrong way Kapkao, but I think I would be deeply disappointed if I met you in person unless you were wearing that exact expression all the time. That is how I picture you in my head, a stick body with that face typing away at the computer.
I purr when petted. :M
:toporly::lolwat:It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was. :GA: She was no petting material.
Why can't I do these things too?
Don't take this the wrong way Kapkao, but I think I would be deeply disappointed if I met you in person unless you were wearing that exact expression all the time. That is how I picture you in my head, a stick body with that face typing away at the computer.
I purr when petted. :M
:orly:
I think this topic is going to be very successful. in a few years time it will remain relevanti am glad you recognize my genius
I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
:lolwat:I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
Wat, kapkao?
:-*I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
" scratches behind ears ":-*I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
* purrs and curls up comfortably *
" scratches behind ears ":-*I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
* purrs and curls up comfortably *
" small, clockwise circles on your belly. "" scratches behind ears ":-*I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
* purrs and curls up comfortably *
Mmmmmmm
* rolls over and stretches *
Well, you are welcome. Can I get a pat?I think this topic is going to be very successful. in a few years time it will remain relevanti am glad you recognize my genius
do i have to pay you?Well, you are welcome. Can I get a pat?I think this topic is going to be very successful. in a few years time it will remain relevanti am glad you recognize my genius
No. it is a completely free venture, one we both will enjoy.Dodgers are on fire.
" small, clockwise circles on your belly. "" scratches behind ears ":-*I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.id pet you.
* purrs and curls up comfortably *
Mmmmmmm
* rolls over and stretches *