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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #90 on: July 12, 2013, 10:24:10 AM »
Petted an elderly lady, couple of days ago. She started it, by tapping my arm. After a funny conversation, I petted her on her shoulder.

Got hugged this morning, on the doorstep of work.

And then played fake basketball while working.

Playing is good for bovines. Shrugging and hugging and petting too.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #91 on: July 12, 2013, 04:13:49 PM »
Because it's wrong. It's not natural.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #92 on: July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM »
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #93 on: July 13, 2013, 09:55:15 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.

  Usually it's not the dogs who are the problem, but the owners.  :thumbdn:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #94 on: July 31, 2013, 08:19:49 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.
dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
Why can't I do these things too?
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #95 on: July 31, 2013, 12:00:07 PM »
Quote from: McWorker on July 31, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.
dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
Why can't I do these things too?
:lolwat:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #96 on: July 31, 2013, 12:15:45 PM »
Quote from: Kapkao on July 31, 2013, 12:00:07 PM
Quote from: McWorker on July 31, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.
dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
Why can't I do these things too?
:lolwat:

Don't take this the wrong way Kapkao, but I think I would be deeply disappointed if I met you in person unless you were wearing that exact expression all the time.  That is how I picture you in my head, a stick body with that face typing away at the computer. 

I purr when petted.  :M
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #97 on: July 31, 2013, 01:37:45 PM »
Quote from: AspieMomma on July 31, 2013, 12:15:45 PM
Quote from: Kapkao on July 31, 2013, 12:00:07 PM
Quote from: McWorker on July 31, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.
dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
Why can't I do these things too?
:lolwat:

Don't take this the wrong way Kapkao, but I think I would be deeply disappointed if I met you in person unless you were wearing that exact expression all the time.  That is how I picture you in my head, a stick body with that face typing away at the computer. 

I purr when petted.  :M

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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #98 on: August 06, 2013, 01:30:58 AM »
You know, when I first saw this thread, I thought is said eating people, which I think is a very good idea.  But then I saw that it said "petting" which I'm totally against. 
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #99 on: August 10, 2013, 06:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on July 31, 2013, 01:37:45 PM
Quote from: AspieMomma on July 31, 2013, 12:15:45 PM
Quote from: Kapkao on July 31, 2013, 12:00:07 PM
Quote from: McWorker on July 31, 2013, 08:19:49 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 13, 2013, 04:05:49 AM
It can be very wrong, I agree, but it can be oh so good too.
I got petted by a dog too, yesterday. A mix between a Collie and a German Shepherd. She was sweet, golden brown, very slim and a very long nose, for a shepherd. The dog petting me, did give the owner the right/chance to claim my attention though. Took me 15 minutes to get away from her, and I did not even know who she was.  :GA: She was no petting material.
dogs lick people. They sniff asses and hump legs.
Why can't I do these things too?
:lolwat:

Don't take this the wrong way Kapkao, but I think I would be deeply disappointed if I met you in person unless you were wearing that exact expression all the time.  That is how I picture you in my head, a stick body with that face typing away at the computer. 

I purr when petted.  :M

:orly:
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #100 on: August 16, 2013, 02:44:55 PM »
I think this topic is going to be very successful. in a few years time it will remain relevant
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #101 on: August 17, 2013, 11:42:13 AM »
Quote from: Merauder on August 16, 2013, 02:44:55 PM
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #102 on: August 17, 2013, 11:59:13 AM »
I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #103 on: August 17, 2013, 12:00:59 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 17, 2013, 11:59:13 AM
I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.
id pet you. 
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Re: Why not pet people?
« Reply #104 on: August 17, 2013, 12:06:21 PM »
Quote from: McWorker on August 17, 2013, 12:00:59 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 17, 2013, 11:59:13 AM
I would not mind someone nice petting me right now.
id pet you.
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