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Title: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 17, 2012, 04:18:15 AM
A bit of a joke... Dont take this too seriously... I mean dis shite is just ironic ...

Hi. Im bluraven and I am a  hipster, but I wouldn't say I am because like all other hipsters, I hate hipsters.grrrrrrrr hipsters are evil.

All that I will say in my defence is

I do not ride a fixie. ( I ride a neo vintage bike instead. It has gears and brakes)
 I live in the suburbs. (but, im not too into it)
I don't wear lensless specks. ( though my alter ego as a kid did )
I listen to main stream music ( along with the indie stuff and most of the mainstream music is from korea...)


Yes. I know yall laughing.

Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Al Swearegen on June 17, 2012, 06:45:47 AM
I like watching action movies and any movies that have needless violence in them.
I assumed hipsters were a fashion item.  :-\
This thread may or may not be meaningful.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Parts on June 17, 2012, 10:23:12 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4J0MgqRP0QM/TfBTMDTys-I/AAAAAAAAAu8/n0S6LeYk2OU/s1600/how-to-be-a-hipster-25744-1298561597-5.jpg)

Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: P7PSP on June 17, 2012, 12:05:35 PM
I like watching action movies and any movies that have needless violence in them.
I assumed hipsters were a fashion item.  :-\
This thread may or may not be meaningful.
:agreed: James Woods and Charles Bronson movies.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: bodie on June 17, 2012, 04:02:19 PM
Blueraven,  you just simply  CAN'T be a hipster then,  because
a hipster would say

"No point talking to you about the kind of music i am into,  you
just wouldn't get it"
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: skyblue1 on June 17, 2012, 04:05:30 PM
what the hell is anomynous :dunno:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 18, 2012, 12:21:15 AM
Bad spelling. Another thing hipsters have
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 18, 2012, 01:17:26 AM
 :laugh:

I really can't imagine the fun of a fixie. Last time I tried that, it was on the tricycle I had. But, maybe it provides the need for needless violence and pain?

I'm riding a bike from the fifties, it was stronger than my late bike from the seventies. Don't know what that makes me. It's a cool bike though. The first one I was ever on, even before I was born. 
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 18, 2012, 06:18:07 AM
I honesty hate fixies. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I mean one speed no brakes, completely un functional , they belong in a velodrome only. Along with full lycra suits ( middle aged men in lycra or MAMIL ....EWWW ).



Fixies suck. Get some fucking brakes.



I like my bike, her name is paloma. She goes at three speeds and has brakes and I can attach things like baskets so I can carry stuff

You cant do that properly with a fixie


I also hate it when people dont wear helmets...WEAR A MOTHER FUCKING HELMET PEOPLE

I mean my helmet is so cool like it is sort of equestrian looking with tartan pattern and oh , if I fall off my bike I wont die.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 18, 2012, 06:24:01 AM
I honesty hate fixies. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I mean one speed no brakes, completely un functional , they belong in a velodrome only. Along with full lycra suits ( middle aged men in lycra or MAMIL ....EWWW ).



Fixies suck. Get some fucking brakes.



I like my bike, her name is paloma. She goes at three speeds and has brakes and I can attach things like baskets so I can carry stuff

You cant do that properly with a fixie


I also hate it when people dont wear helmets...WEAR A MOTHER FUCKING HELMET PEOPLE

I mean my helmet is so cool like it is sort of equestrian looking with tartan pattern and oh , if I fall off my bike I wont die.

No one wears helmets here.  :hyke:



Now everyone can admire my awesome pixie haircut.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 18, 2012, 09:04:05 AM
I call my electric bike T.A.U.R.U.S - Trauma Augmentation Utility, Regardless Under Situation.

I called it that becaused I slammed into a wall with it and that my star sign is Taurus. Bruised my legs real good. :laugh:

(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7086/7272294546_b3ff38d6a1_z.jpg)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 18, 2012, 09:28:33 AM
hipster -

Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age, who drink cheap beer (most often Pabst Blue Ribbon, on occasion Budwiser), smoke Parliaments, Lucky Strikes or hard to obtain foreign cigarettes (such as Gauloises) and take recreational drugs, coke being the most popular. Use a great deal of sarcasm, claim to be ironic. Are usually less than 5% body fat, drink copious amounts of coffee and eat children's cereal. Listen to Indie Rock, rely heavily on Pitchfork Media to tell them what's cool. Don't dance at concerts. Wear a mixture of thrifted clothing and items bought at American Apparel (commonly Tri-blend v-necks) and Urban Outfitters. Extremely tight jeans worn by both sexes, pairing these with either a band or b-movie t shirt and a plaid shirt/v-neck and a cardigan along with Nike hi-tops/Vans/Keds. Females often wear retro style dresses and racerback tank tops without bras. Eschew public transport and instead choose to ride fixed-brake bikes. Often claim to know about literature and film - will have googled a good deal of Vonnegut and French New Wave cinema.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 18, 2012, 09:30:41 AM
You forgot the love of geometric shapes (like triangles), space and having an unnatural obsession with fonts like Helvetica.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 18, 2012, 09:33:17 AM
You forgot the love of geometric shapes (like triangles), space and having an unnatural obsession with fonts like Helvetica.

I fail as a hipster expert :(
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 18, 2012, 09:36:27 AM
I see them all the time on Flickr. Joined an "indie" group just to troll them, it's fun telling them their photos are unoriginal and look like they've been pissed on.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 18, 2012, 09:38:05 AM
You forgot the love of geometric shapes (like triangles), space and having an unnatural obsession with fonts like Helvetica.

So Pythagoras was the first official hipster then? He really loved his triangles. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 18, 2012, 09:39:35 AM
He did go around barefoot and wearing a toga, so yes. Fucking hipster.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on June 18, 2012, 09:42:31 AM
He did go around barefoot and wearing a toga, so yes. Fucking hipster.

:LMAO:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 18, 2012, 03:45:15 PM
hipster -

Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age, who drink cheap beer (most often Pabst Blue Ribbon, on occasion Budwiser), smoke Parliaments, Lucky Strikes or hard to obtain foreign cigarettes (such as Gauloises) and take recreational drugs, coke being the most popular. Use a great deal of sarcasm, claim to be ironic. Are usually less than 5% body fat, drink copious amounts of coffee and eat children's cereal. Listen to Indie Rock, rely heavily on Pitchfork Media to tell them what's cool. Don't dance at concerts. Wear a mixture of thrifted clothing and items bought at American Apparel (commonly Tri-blend v-necks) and Urban Outfitters. Extremely tight jeans worn by both sexes, pairing these with either a band or b-movie t shirt and a plaid shirt/v-neck and a cardigan along with Nike hi-tops/Vans/Keds. Females often wear retro style dresses and racerback tank tops without bras. Eschew public transport and instead choose to ride fixed-brake bikes. Often claim to know about literature and film - will have googled a good deal of Vonnegut and French New Wave cinema.

You found this somewhere, or is knowledge like this stored in your head?  :GA:

Looks complicated, and a lot of work, to be a real hipster.






Hubert, how much time does it take the average hipster to get ready to face the world in the morning?





(Just read an article about men and beauty, one of those guys spent six hours a day, before he dared leaving his home.... :zombiefuck: )
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 18, 2012, 03:55:06 PM
hipster -

Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age, who drink cheap beer (most often Pabst Blue Ribbon, on occasion Budwiser), smoke Parliaments, Lucky Strikes or hard to obtain foreign cigarettes (such as Gauloises) and take recreational drugs, coke being the most popular. Use a great deal of sarcasm, claim to be ironic. Are usually less than 5% body fat, drink copious amounts of coffee and eat children's cereal. Listen to Indie Rock, rely heavily on Pitchfork Media to tell them what's cool. Don't dance at concerts. Wear a mixture of thrifted clothing and items bought at American Apparel (commonly Tri-blend v-necks) and Urban Outfitters. Extremely tight jeans worn by both sexes, pairing these with either a band or b-movie t shirt and a plaid shirt/v-neck and a cardigan along with Nike hi-tops/Vans/Keds. Females often wear retro style dresses and racerback tank tops without bras. Eschew public transport and instead choose to ride fixed-brake bikes. Often claim to know about literature and film - will have googled a good deal of Vonnegut and French New Wave cinema.

You found this somewhere, or is knowledge like this stored in your head?  :GA:

It's the definition in the Urban Dictionary ;)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 19, 2012, 01:16:46 AM
hipster -

Referring to young people of around 18-30 years of age, who drink cheap beer (most often Pabst Blue Ribbon, on occasion Budwiser), smoke Parliaments, Lucky Strikes or hard to obtain foreign cigarettes (such as Gauloises) and take recreational drugs, coke being the most popular. Use a great deal of sarcasm, claim to be ironic. Are usually less than 5% body fat, drink copious amounts of coffee and eat children's cereal. Listen to Indie Rock, rely heavily on Pitchfork Media to tell them what's cool. Don't dance at concerts. Wear a mixture of thrifted clothing and items bought at American Apparel (commonly Tri-blend v-necks) and Urban Outfitters. Extremely tight jeans worn by both sexes, pairing these with either a band or b-movie t shirt and a plaid shirt/v-neck and a cardigan along with Nike hi-tops/Vans/Keds. Females often wear retro style dresses and racerback tank tops without bras. Eschew public transport and instead choose to ride fixed-brake bikes. Often claim to know about literature and film - will have googled a good deal of Vonnegut and French New Wave cinema.

You found this somewhere, or is knowledge like this stored in your head?  :GA:

It's the definition in the Urban Dictionary ;)

Pfffeewww, that's  relief.  I was starting to think you might be going batshit crazy.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Phallacy on June 19, 2012, 08:49:16 PM
Using Japanese characters in his username... who does he think he's trying to impress on here?
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 19, 2012, 09:59:47 PM
Using Japanese characters in his username... who does he think he's trying to impress on here?

Actually its korean


I got blue raven translated into korean, im currently obsessed with korea

Its pronounced
Beullu kkamagwi
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 19, 2012, 10:12:45 PM
I love korean language, how its written is so smart I want to learn it ones day and some day go to korea


힏글 hangul is korean for the korean language

This is the way its written

ㅎ ㅣㄷ =힏
H   a  n = han

ㄱ ㅡ ㄹ= 글
G  eu  l = gul

Each little clump of characters is  a single sillable


So cool


Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 20, 2012, 10:57:48 AM
Fucking aspie  ::)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 20, 2012, 10:22:39 PM
You are too
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 20, 2012, 10:34:51 PM
I like Kimchi, especially Bowl Noodle Soup, kimchi flavored.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 21, 2012, 12:45:46 AM
Fucking aspie  ::)
You are too


Love between the two of you finally being consummated?
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 21, 2012, 05:52:00 AM
OHmigod, kimchi is the most amazing thing, how can they make cabbage taste so good
Bib im bap is soo good , I also like this raw fish and buckwheat noodle salad with chilli thing at my local korean restuant , dont know how to spell it. also korean corn tea is amazing .
Im not much of an eater, I only really eat dinner properly and drink coffee alot.

Haha  hubert and i....
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 21, 2012, 08:45:44 AM
You are too

Prove it  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Queen Victoria on June 21, 2012, 12:04:50 PM
A video of a primitive hipster - Al, the Hippy, Dippy Weatherman, AKA George Carlin

George Carlin "Hippy Dippy Weatherman" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpB5CGfLQ#)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: "couldbecousin" on June 21, 2012, 12:07:56 PM
You forgot the love of geometric shapes (like triangles), space and  having an unnatural obsession with fonts like Helvetica.

  What about Georgia font, is that on the cutting edge of hipness?  :tard:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 22, 2012, 08:49:23 AM
I prefer Calibri.  What does that make me?
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 22, 2012, 12:19:22 PM
You forgot the love of geometric shapes (like triangles), space and  having an unnatural obsession with fonts like Helvetica.

  What about Georgia font, is that on the cutting edge of hipness?  :tard:

They'll look down on everything except Helvetica. Especially Comic Sans.

Some will accept Arial and Univers though.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: renaeden on June 22, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
I like Arial because it is pretty easy to read. But because of APA guidelines (or rules) we have to use Times New Roman at uni which I don't like.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 22, 2012, 09:17:54 PM
I like utsstah century gothic and windings
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: renaeden on June 22, 2012, 09:59:08 PM
The closest I have to the first one you mentioned is Utsaah and Windings is pictures; I have 3 versions of that.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 22, 2012, 10:03:01 PM
I like Arial because it is pretty easy to read. But because of APA guidelines (or rules) we have to use Times New Roman at uni which I don't like.

Most sans-serif fonts are naturally more easier to read. Don't really have a favourite font, but I prefer sans-serifed fonts over serifed. Much more cleaner, versatile and neutral looking.

Used a shitload of Helvetica on one of my recent college projects. I feel dirty. :-\

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g264/Shleed/finalposter.jpg)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: renaeden on June 22, 2012, 10:20:40 PM
I am trying Arial here. I use Microsoft Word and Helvetica is not on it and I don't know its equivalent.

You are right, though, you used a lot of it!
:green:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 22, 2012, 11:03:56 PM
Arial is very similar to Helvetica. Most people can't tell the difference. Clues to find out that if it's Helvetica is that it has "studs" on letters like "G", tails on letters like "a" and straight, horizontal cut edges on letters like "S".

(http://cdn.ilovetypography.com/img/gqr.gif)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: renaeden on June 23, 2012, 12:16:49 AM
That is cool, I like finding out stuff like that.
:plus:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Phallacy on June 25, 2012, 08:04:42 AM
I like Tahoma/Verdana myself. It just has a very "sarcastic" feel to it. :orly:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 25, 2012, 03:20:00 PM
They're humanist fonts. They're supposed to be more friendly and more informal, due to their more "handwritten" appearance. :orly:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 PM
This thread is off topic ....
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Frolic_Fun on June 25, 2012, 09:01:48 PM
Expecting a thread to stick to it's rails is like expecting an abusive husband to come home from a pub completely sober. It ain't gonna happen.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 26, 2012, 05:31:24 AM
I want it to be on topic  :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:














See, here's a hipster, from the 70-ies,  to get you all back on track.  :soph:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 26, 2012, 09:13:25 AM
This thread is off topic ....

Yup.  So?
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 26, 2012, 04:08:44 PM
This thread is off topic ....

Yup.  So?

 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 27, 2012, 07:21:24 AM
 
This thread is off topic ....

Yup.  So?

 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
So I did this
 http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html)
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: midlifeaspie on June 27, 2012, 08:50:17 AM

This thread is off topic ....

Yup.  So?

 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
So I did this
 http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html)

You linked to the free for all forum?  Neat  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 27, 2012, 05:35:15 PM

This thread is off topic ....

Yup.  So?

 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
So I did this
 http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html)


 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 28, 2012, 05:20:23 AM

This thread is off topic ....

Yup.  So?

 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
So I did this
 http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/board,35.0.html)


 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:

Thinking that I need this as an addition to my sig.


 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:

That need is not related to hipsters though. Nor to this thread.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: bodie on June 28, 2012, 05:28:39 AM
most threads end up with tits dominating the conversation
(http://commonsense4worldequality.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/boobies_padded.jpg)

you get used to it.  it's no big deal.

Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 28, 2012, 05:37:54 AM
They look so hard, not soft and cuddly at all.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 28, 2012, 05:39:07 AM
Ah, I get it, those are hip boobs, without a blemish, and always in perfect shape, but nothing extra when it comes to comfort, just like those bikes.
 :apondering: :nerdy:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: bodie on June 28, 2012, 05:44:23 AM
They are what you get after over exposure to boobies.

They are booby hell >:D

It is a treatment holding cell to cure boobaholics  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 28, 2012, 06:02:33 AM
So, it's supposed to teach that bugger something....

(res)training methods are so different nowadays.
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: BB on June 28, 2012, 06:36:17 AM
Omg, we have a hitler smilie.......!!!!!
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: Kaelyrhn on June 28, 2012, 11:02:37 PM
Omg, we have a hitler smilie.......!!!!!

It's been in Hyke's signature since maybe forever...  :nerdy:
Title: Re: Hipsters not so anomynous
Post by: 'andersom' on June 29, 2012, 05:15:56 AM
 :lol1:

Almost since forever indeed.
Look at the date-stamp.

Thinking that I need this as an addition to my sig.


 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum:
 :hitler: :rollingpin: :soapbox: :hair: :headexplode: :rage: :angrydance: :tantrum: