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Title: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 03, 2011, 07:05:33 PM
Sometimes, I wonder about the many immoralities of mankind. There is one particular thing I have wondered about today, as I was walking around the neighborhood, I heard dogs barking. Why are they there? Why do they even exist? What is the purpose of these domesticated animals, other than to just sit there, bark at other dogs and people, sleep, and wait for the occasional meal and attention from their owners? Why do people insist on having these animals for no reason other than as a "friend"? When in reality, they are nothing more than an "object" and are treated as such.

Some people treat their dogs like shit, some people care for them, some people want to show off their dogs at pet shows and stuff. Does it really matter in the end? No, it doesn't. And let me tell you why: For the most part, domesticated animals do not have a purpose. Now, there are farm animals and dogs which can assist their owners in hunting, they are the exception. Does it not seem infinitely cruel that we have bred these animals for hundreds of years, to be just living "toys"? Because that is exactly what is happening.

Look at your cats and dogs, rabbits and hamsters, whatever you have as pets. They are living the most torturous and meaningless lives in the animal kingdom. They have become so dependent on their owners, that they could not fend for themselves in the wild at all. And they have been bred to be this way. That is extremely detestable. Even a pig at a farm, which would be slaughtered for food, has much more purpose than most pets will ever have.

And let's face it: Only a human would give a shit about another human. Your pet doesn't care about you. And this planet is becoming overpopulated with WORTHLESS animals that disrupt the ecosystem, just like humans are doing. Humans are the stupidest animals that God has ever placed on this beautiful green Earth.

BTW: This isn't serious at all. I just wanted to see what would happen if I said this. :orly:
Title: Re: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Osensitive1 on October 03, 2011, 07:12:22 PM
Don't be talking that PETA shit. Lol. Seriously though, the purpose of pets is to make people happy; they've been proven theraputic. Though on a philosophical level, yes, do agree there should be no domestic animals and not just pets. However, am cold hearted when it comes to medical research.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: 'Butterflies' on October 03, 2011, 07:16:12 PM
I think that dogs and cats that are well looked after are probably happy.

I don't think it's good to own an animal, and then not treat it well. That's one reason I will never have a pet. I worry that I'd be a good owner for a few weeks, and then get bored of it and just ignore it.
I'm allergic to dogs and cats as well, so that's another reason why I wouldn't own one.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 03, 2011, 08:48:41 PM
I think that ....


Oh, wait, you are just trying to troll  :autism:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 03, 2011, 08:50:10 PM


I need to get a cat.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 03, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
So, if someone offered you a little pussy (cat), you'd say, "No thanks, it's useless"? :tickle:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 03, 2011, 11:41:50 PM
So, if someone offered you a little pussy (cat), you'd say, "No thanks, it's useless"? :tickle:

Yep. I'd have to feed it...

























...to my pet tiger! :zoinks:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Calavera on October 03, 2011, 11:45:19 PM
All animals must die.

Just kidding. I love my dog.

Actually, my dog's not a dog. He's a human with dog syndrome.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Al Swearegen on October 04, 2011, 07:31:45 AM
Who put the cat in catapault? I dunno but I think he had good, fun reasons.  :autism:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Adam on October 04, 2011, 04:04:22 PM
My cat and my dog definitely do not live shit lives - they get to sleep all day and fuck around as and when they like. they get fed, sheltered (was gonna say "and clothed" then until I thought about it for a second) and all they have to put up with for all that is my pestering them sometimes and kissing the cat on the mouth

they're there for companionship. not pointless
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 04, 2011, 04:10:06 PM
Honestly?

I have far more empathy for animals and insects than I do humans , infact I honestly borderline despise humans.
And no this isn't the squid persona going to my head , just me outright disliking most of my own species.  :autism:

I keep these thoughts to myself as they aren't exactly popular and I cba to debate them most of the time , I despise animal testing and cruelty even if it's for medical research I just can't personally justify it.

and yet........I'm a meat eater... I hold the biggest double standrad going.  :dunno:

Excuse my channeling Schleed and PETA there.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Adam on October 04, 2011, 04:16:42 PM
haha yeh I am a meat eater but feel the same way as you really. I am against animal testing too and generally prefer other animals to humans. although I am no longer the misanthrope I was a few months ago. I still prefer cats  to people (unless those people have awesome tits and make me feel funny in my chest :P )
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Adam on October 04, 2011, 04:17:22 PM
Lucy and matt have been trying to get me to go veggie, but I just can't :laugh:

Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 04, 2011, 04:18:46 PM
 And besides companionship, many dogs provide protection and even personal assistance!  :doggie:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Parts on October 04, 2011, 04:26:53 PM


I need to get a cat.

I too have been craving Chinese food today :zoinks:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 04, 2011, 04:27:25 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Adam on October 04, 2011, 04:29:03 PM
my last cat and I were actually really really close by the time she died. and no I don't mean that in a creepy way :P

it's meaningless yeah, but then wouldn't it be just as ,meaningless (only also shorter and much more dangerous) in the wild?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 04, 2011, 04:39:45 PM
my last cat and I were actually really really close by the time she died. and no I don't mean that in a creepy way :P

it's meaningless yeah, but then wouldn't it be just as ,meaningless (only also shorter and much more dangerous) in the wild?

Not really, because the animals actually have to try to survive, eat, and mate. Whereas in a home situation, it doesn't have any predators or in a lot of cases, potential mates.

Wild animals contribute to the ecosystem. If a domesticated animal were to be loose, or even breed feral animals, it would be destructive to the ecosystem and perhaps a danger to the public, depending on the animal.

I've gotten harassed by a few stray dogs in the neighborhood. Even bitten in the ankle once (just a few scratches though). Fucking ignorant fools not keeping those animals at bay. And why does 9 out of 10 people have to have a fucking dog in the yard?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: 'Butterflies' on October 04, 2011, 04:46:57 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

You've just described my life :lol:

And yes, my life is meaningless but mostly happy.

Not everything needs meaning. I wouldn't want to live a life where everything I done was important or meaningfull.
I like lying in my bed until mid afternoon, and then just getting up and doing nothing.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 04, 2011, 04:49:07 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

You've just described my life :lol:

And yes, my life is meaningless but mostly happy.

Not everything needs meaning. I wouldn't want to live a life where everything I done was important or meaningfull.
I like lying in my bed until mid afternoon, and then just getting up and doing nothing.

Whoops. I may have inadvertently described mine as well. :P
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Calavera on October 04, 2011, 04:52:15 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

Is this a trolling post, too. Or are you serious?

If serious, that is fucking ridiculous. Dogs show unimaginable love to their human owners (even if he's the most hated person on the planet), love that never fades away with time. You'll rarely see that coming from your fellow human being.

Try having a dog for once, and you'll see what I mean.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 04, 2011, 04:53:42 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

Is this a trolling post, too. Or are you serious?

If serious, that is fucking ridiculous. Dogs show unimaginable love to their human owners (even if he's the most hated person on the planet), love that never fades away with time. You'll rarely see that coming from your fellow human being.

Try having a dog for once, and you'll see what I mean.

Penty prefers sheep.  Speaking of which, sheep are domesticated animals you know.  Don't bag on them too.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 04, 2011, 04:54:37 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

Is this a trolling post, too. Or are you serious?

If serious, that is fucking ridiculous. Dogs show unimaginable love to their human owners (even if he's the most hated person on the planet), love that never fades away with time. You'll rarely see that coming from your fellow human being.

Try having a dog for once, and you'll see what I mean.

Of course, a foolish Christian like you could believe that an animal is capable of LOVE, let alone for a human being.

Let me say this again, and you cannot prove me wrong: The only reason your dog sticks around is for FOOD. That's it.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 04, 2011, 04:55:42 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

You've just described my life :lol:

And yes, my life is meaningless but mostly happy.

Not everything needs meaning. I wouldn't want to live a life where everything I done was important or meaningfull.
I like lying in my bed until mid afternoon, and then just getting up and doing nothing.

Whoops. I may have inadvertently described mine as well. :P

 That's it, we're going to turn you loose in the wild.  For your own good, of course.  :P
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: 'andersom' on October 04, 2011, 04:55:58 PM


I need to get a cat.

I too have been craving Chinese food today :zoinks:

Winter mice infestation not happening yet? :P
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: 'andersom' on October 04, 2011, 04:56:45 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

You've just described my life :lol:

And yes, my life is meaningless but mostly happy.

Not everything needs meaning. I wouldn't want to live a life where everything I done was important or meaningfull.
I like lying in my bed until mid afternoon, and then just getting up and doing nothing.

Whoops. I may have inadvertently described mine as well. :P

 That's it, we're going to turn you loose in the wild.  For your own good, of course.  :P

Nooooo, he and Butterflies would wreck the ecosystem.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 04, 2011, 04:57:12 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

Is this a trolling post, too. Or are you serious?

If serious, that is fucking ridiculous. Dogs show unimaginable love to their human owners (even if he's the most hated person on the planet), love that never fades away with time. You'll rarely see that coming from your fellow human being.

Try having a dog for once, and you'll see what I mean.

Penty prefers sheep.  Speaking of which, sheep are domesticated animals you know.  Don't bag on them too.

Sheep (along with other farm animals, like the PIGS that I seem to love so much, according to certain members!) generally serve a purpose, unlike your average housecat. Like getting their fur trimmed for clothing, or getting slaughtered for food.

All a housecat does is just stagnate for about a decade from birth, until its painful death. It does not even get eaten after it dies.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 04, 2011, 04:58:08 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

Is this a trolling post, too. Or are you serious?

If serious, that is fucking ridiculous. Dogs show unimaginable love to their human owners (even if he's the most hated person on the planet), love that never fades away with time. You'll rarely see that coming from your fellow human being.

Try having a dog for once, and you'll see what I mean.

Penty prefers sheep.  Speaking of which, sheep are domesticated animals you know.  Don't bag on them too.

Sheep (along with other farm animals, like the PIGS that I seem to love so much, according to certain members!) generally serve a purpose, unlike your average housecat. Like getting their fur trimmed for clothing, or getting slaughtered for food.

All a housecat does is just stagnate for about a decade from birth, until its painful death. It does not even get eaten after it dies.

Did you really just correct me in stating that your fondness is for pigs, not sheep?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 04, 2011, 05:00:05 PM
I'm not talking about the dogs that provide protection and personal assistance, like seeing-eye dogs or K9 dogs. I'm talking about pets the way Adam is keeping them. When he says that his pets get to do nothing but sleep and fuck around, that was exactly what I was talking about. Those animals of his are living absolutely meaningless lives. Companions?!? Give me a fucking break. Those animals of yours don't give two shits about you, except from when they are hungry. There is no human and animal companionship. That's bestiality.

Is this a trolling post, too. Or are you serious?

If serious, that is fucking ridiculous. Dogs show unimaginable love to their human owners (even if he's the most hated person on the planet), love that never fades away with time. You'll rarely see that coming from your fellow human being.

Try having a dog for once, and you'll see what I mean.

Penty prefers sheep.  Speaking of which, sheep are domesticated animals you know.  Don't bag on them too.

Sheep (along with other farm animals, like the PIGS that I seem to love so much, according to certain members!) generally serve a purpose, unlike your average housecat. Like getting their fur trimmed for clothing, or getting slaughtered for food.

All a housecat does is just stagnate for about a decade from birth, until its painful death. It does not even get eaten after it dies.

Did you really just correct me in stating that your fondness is for pigs, not sheep?  :laugh:

Yes, I am extremely fond of pigs. Not so much sheep.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 04, 2011, 05:01:19 PM
Yes, I am extremely fond of pigs. Not so much sheep.

Thanks.  Have been missing a sig since I went back to MLA  :laugh:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Calavera on October 04, 2011, 05:03:02 PM
Of course, a foolish Christian like you could believe that an animal is capable of LOVE, let alone for a human being.

Aww, how cute. The bunny boy knows how to talk like a badass, does he?

Quote
Let me say this again, and you cannot prove me wrong: The only reason your dog sticks around is for FOOD. That's it.

Yes, dogs love food a lot. But I don't see that being the one sole reason they stick around. Dogs, by nature, love human companionship. They love to be walked. They love to be pampered. They love making friends.

When you come back home from work, guess who's the first to welcome you with high enthusiasm even after so many years? Try getting your future wife to be excited for you after just one year of being together. :P

Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 04, 2011, 05:06:39 PM
^ Agreed.

I have two lurchers and they are the most loveable and loving things EVER , dog's are IMO the embodiment of unconditional love.  :green:
(Well maybe not all but most  :P)

Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Parts on October 04, 2011, 05:14:40 PM
I like most dogs more than I like most people.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 09, 2011, 01:38:13 PM
If dogs are the embodiment of unconditional love, then humans are the embodiment of ignorance. All of those dogs just sitting in the yard and barking all day and night. What the fuck is the point? It's not like the dog would be able to fend off any actual criminals or anything. :tard:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 01:44:36 PM
What exactly is the point of your existence?

You just sit around bitching about how miserable your life is , and how everyone else should die for not liking doom metal etc.
Right now , I think a pet dog has a more meaningful existence than you do.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 09, 2011, 04:07:56 PM
What exactly is the point of your existence?

You just sit around bitching about how miserable your life is , and how everyone else should die for not liking doom metal etc.
Right now , I think a pet dog has a more meaningful existence than you do.

How does a pet dog have a more meaningful existence than any human? How do you even define a meaningful existence without referring to the obvious rat race almost everybody has to run (except for trustfund babies and heathens)?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Binty on October 09, 2011, 04:08:53 PM
Animals > humans.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 09, 2011, 04:11:29 PM
Squids < Humans
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 04:21:15 PM
What exactly is the point of your existence?

You just sit around bitching about how miserable your life is , and how everyone else should die for not liking doom metal etc.
Right now , I think a pet dog has a more meaningful existence than you do.

How does a pet dog have a more meaningful existence than any human? How do you even define a meaningful existence without referring to the obvious rat race almost everybody has to run (except for trustfund babies and heathens)?

Not every human , just you.  :thumbup:

Squids < Humans
:tard:

Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 09, 2011, 04:21:46 PM
As for the music argument, I'm beginning to accept that certain people need to be spoonfed their pop bullshit and that I should be concerned about what I listen to.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 04:22:55 PM
How very generous of you.  :autism:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Calavera on October 09, 2011, 04:23:26 PM
It's TROLL time.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
Rainbow Trololol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wytn-_MSBo#)
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 09, 2011, 04:26:38 PM


Russian Singer Eduard Khil Dub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ#)
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 09, 2011, 04:28:52 PM
My one has prettier colours.  :M

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 08:20:44 AM
How very generous of you.  :autism:

That means I won't be bitching about what shit other people listen to on here anymore. I don't care.

Let me ask you this: Why would a pet dog have a more meaningful life than little 'ole me?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Calavera on October 10, 2011, 08:23:09 AM
Because it probably does. :o
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 10, 2011, 10:19:07 AM
How very generous of you.  :autism:

That means I won't be bitching about what shit other people listen to on here anymore. I don't care.

Let me ask you this: Why would a pet dog have a more meaningful life than little 'ole me?

Obviously that sarcasm flew straight over your head.

A dog accepts those around it and wants love
You push anyone around you away with your spiteful behaviour.

A pet dog is there for companionship that is it's purpose , I just find it rich how you go on about how pet dogs are meaningless and have no purpose etc etc... when last I checked your existence wasn't exactly that meaningful itself.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 10, 2011, 10:32:54 AM
Let me ask you this: Why would a pet dog have a more meaningful life than little 'ole me?

By definition, somebody loves a pet dog.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 12:31:39 PM
Let me ask you this: Why would a pet dog have a more meaningful life than little 'ole me?

By definition, somebody loves a pet dog.

What's the difference between a dog and a god? Or more specifically, what people see in them?

A dog has a physical "vessel" which is the animal. It's kind of like an abusive relationship between a battered wife and her abusive husband. She sees a man in her husband that is no more, and never was. Kind of sad, really.

Dogs are JUST animals, people. They don't know love from fuck! Do dogs love each other? No. They just fuck and the mother takes care of the pups while the father either goes away to fuck another dog or eat the pups. That's it. The mother doesn't even love her puppies, it's just instinct that she raises them. That's all. Animal instinct. Dogs are attracted to whoever gives them food. That's it. It's so fucking simple, yet you people foolishly believe there is something more to it. There is NOT!

I'm right. And everyone else is wrong. This, I believe, is correct. Doesn't take a scientist, but someone with half a fucking brain!
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 10, 2011, 01:05:26 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 01:38:43 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 10, 2011, 01:44:29 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

Cuz people suck, they can kill you, and they throw their shit around.  Hmmmmmm   :chin:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 10, 2011, 01:46:18 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

I see you still haven't changed.  :2thumbsup:

Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

Cuz people suck, they can kill you, and they throw their shit around.  Hmmmmmm   :chin:

 :indeed:

Methinks pig boi is aiming higher than pigs , optimisim is always a good thing.  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 01:47:05 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

Cuz people suck, they can kill you, and they throw their shit around.  Hmmmmmm   :chin:

Despite apes being quite close to humans, they aren't human. They are animals.

Oh, and dogs can kill you too. Especially pitbulls.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 10, 2011, 01:49:22 PM
I have quite lost your point by now.  Was there ever one?  Domestic animals suck, was that it?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 01:52:08 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

I see you still haven't changed.  :2thumbsup:

No, and you haven't either. What else is new?

Seems like you're just mad because you cannot accept the fact that dogs are just animals, so you try to shift the issue to something irrelevant instead. Just like a Christian fundamentalist. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 10, 2011, 02:05:10 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

I see you still haven't changed.  :2thumbsup:

No, and you haven't either. What else is new?

Seems like you're just mad because you cannot accept the fact that dogs are just animals, so you try to shift the issue to something irrelevant instead. Just like a Christian fundamentalist. :zoinks:

No but I didn't leave after creating a butthurt shitstorm only to come back promising I had changed , so yes you tell me what IS new?

And nope not mad I'm afraid , I know that dogs are animals but your logic has a major flaw , we're ALL animals.
And before you bring out some bullshit that we are not , what else are we? Plants? Micro-organisms?

Plus what exactly is your point in all this? , just trying to preach about something again?
Because all I see is you projecting your own misery at being lonely and then trying to make yourself feel better by shitting on other people.

Phase 1 is already underway , how long before you start phase 2?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 02:18:32 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

I see you still haven't changed.  :2thumbsup:

No, and you haven't either. What else is new?

Seems like you're just mad because you cannot accept the fact that dogs are just animals, so you try to shift the issue to something irrelevant instead. Just like a Christian fundamentalist. :zoinks:

No but I didn't leave after creating a butthurt shitstorm only to come back promising I had changed , so yes you tell me what IS new?

And nope not mad I'm afraid , I know that dogs are animals but your logic has a major flaw , we're ALL animals.
And before you bring out some bullshit that we are not , what else are we? Plants? Micro-organisms?

Plus what exactly is your point in all this? , just trying to preach about something again?
Because all I see is you projecting your own misery at being lonely and then trying to make yourself feel better by shitting on other people.

Phase 1 is already underway , how long before you start phase 2?  :zoinks:

Mr. Perfect, may I remind you that this is a political topic and not a callout?

Now, my point is that this animal worship is stupid and I don't like it.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 10, 2011, 03:06:36 PM
Clearly you have never owned a dog.

You're not right , you're actually very very wrong.
Scientists have proven that dogs have a large empathy and ability to experience emotions.

Case dismissed , you've just shown yourself to be a bitter little twunt yet again.  :thumbup:

Your case dismissal request has been overthrown, Mr. Perfect! :wanker:

Apes are just a few chromosomes away from being humans, so why aren't they more popular as not just pets, but companions?

I see you still haven't changed.  :2thumbsup:

No, and you haven't either. What else is new?

Seems like you're just mad because you cannot accept the fact that dogs are just animals, so you try to shift the issue to something irrelevant instead. Just like a Christian fundamentalist. :zoinks:

No but I didn't leave after creating a butthurt shitstorm only to come back promising I had changed , so yes you tell me what IS new?

And nope not mad I'm afraid , I know that dogs are animals but your logic has a major flaw , we're ALL animals.
And before you bring out some bullshit that we are not , what else are we? Plants? Micro-organisms?

Plus what exactly is your point in all this? , just trying to preach about something again?
Because all I see is you projecting your own misery at being lonely and then trying to make yourself feel better by shitting on other people.

Phase 1 is already underway , how long before you start phase 2?  :zoinks:

Mr. Perfect, may I remind you that this is a political topic and not a callout?

Now, my point is that this animal worship is stupid and I don't like it.

Never said it was a callout and never claimed to be perfect, just pointing out where I think your views come from.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 10, 2011, 05:22:17 PM
Why do people think dogs should wear clothes? It's stupid. Dogs have fur, unlike humans. And they wouldn't freeze to death, especially if you don't keep on shaving their fur off!
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 10, 2011, 05:35:28 PM
Why do people think dogs should wear clothes? It's stupid. Dogs have fur, unlike humans. And they wouldn't freeze to death, especially if you don't keep on shaving their fur off!

 Now you've just gone off on a tangent.  It's too hard for my little brain to keep up!    :GA:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: bodie on October 11, 2011, 02:29:34 PM

A dogs coat will adjust to meet the needs of the animal.


If temperatures are low,  the fur grows much thicker
and closer together.  In warm weather this is reversed.

It requires little intervention with most breeds.


Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Parts on October 11, 2011, 04:40:59 PM

A dogs coat will adjust to meet the needs of the animal.


If temperatures are low,  the fur grows much thicker
and closer together.  In warm weather this is reversed.

It requires little intervention with most breeds.

I have a pit bull mix that has very short hair and almost none on her belly we have gotten sweaters for her
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: midlifeaspie on October 11, 2011, 04:43:23 PM

A dogs coat will adjust to meet the needs of the animal.


If temperatures are low,  the fur grows much thicker
and closer together.  In warm weather this is reversed.

It requires little intervention with most breeds.

I have a pit bull mix that has very short hair and almost none on her belly we have gotten sweaters for her

Dog bellies are win
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: bodie on October 11, 2011, 05:29:07 PM
esp pink puppy bellies :LOL:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: eris on October 11, 2011, 05:52:12 PM
Why do people think dogs should wear clothes? It's stupid. Dogs have fur, unlike humans. And they wouldn't freeze to death, especially if you don't keep on shaving their fur off!

When I was a kid and we had a dog, It liked to wear clothes. It seemed proud to. It was a strange dog.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Calavera on October 11, 2011, 05:54:20 PM
My dog's cock is aching for you, Stultus Saxum. :probe:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 12, 2011, 06:06:58 AM

A dogs coat will adjust to meet the needs of the animal.


If temperatures are low,  the fur grows much thicker
and closer together.  In warm weather this is reversed.

It requires little intervention with most breeds.

I have a pit bull mix that has very short hair and almost none on her belly we have gotten sweaters for her

 Awww, Marley, right?  She is a sweetie.  :heart:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: PuppetSockPenguin on October 16, 2011, 06:21:54 AM
Why do people think dogs should wear clothes? It's stupid. Dogs have fur, unlike humans. And they wouldn't freeze to death, especially if you don't keep on shaving their fur off!

When I was a kid and we had a dog, It liked to wear clothes. It seemed proud to. It was a strange dog.

My dog refuses to wear them. She has short hair, so my mother bought her a coat once in case she was cold in the winter. She ripped it.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Charlotte Quin on October 16, 2011, 06:44:56 AM
We put a coat on our dog and and he just sat there with his tail between his legs and wouldn't move. He was so sulky and sad with it on :laugh:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 16, 2011, 08:57:38 AM


Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 16, 2011, 09:14:05 AM


Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.

The best part is when you encounter a loose dog and it chases you when you try to walk past it.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Osensitive1 on October 16, 2011, 09:16:43 AM
Are you afraid of dogs, Duke?
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 16, 2011, 09:28:20 AM




Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.

The best part is when you encounter a loose dog and it chases you when you try to walk past it.


I carry a small can of mace when I go running.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: eris on October 16, 2011, 09:33:56 AM
Coyotes used to come in my yard at night when I was a kid. That was scary as shit. 
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Osensitive1 on October 16, 2011, 09:35:15 AM
Someone once game me some advice about fear of strays. They said they even had to use it in a dog attack and it worked very well.  Imagine a human with arm outstretched, like the crucifix position. A dog's anatomy isn't designed for their front legs to do that. In the instance of a dog attack, attacking that part of their body is very effective, even if one can only do it to one leg.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: V on October 16, 2011, 01:57:05 PM
I tried to have a wild animal as a pet, the damn snail couldnt behave properly and had to be kicked out :lol:

In all seriousness I have two cats I love to pieces and while there are times when they behave in a deranged manner they are usually lovely.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 16, 2011, 02:00:20 PM


Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.

 I heard good advice once against the practice of keeping "guard dogs" in the yard all day:

 "Nobody's going to steal your yard."  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: renaeden on October 23, 2011, 12:26:22 AM
Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.
Yeah there is a house near GA's that does that. The dog barks non-stop. I wish they would walk it or something. It must get really bored stuck in one place all the time.

I have GA's cat sitting next to me. He jumped up on the chair to be with me. So cats do like company I think. But he is also very food oriented heh.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 23, 2011, 11:14:34 AM
My favorite domesticated animal is Prince Albert.   :pinkbeat:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 23, 2011, 12:40:29 PM
I'd say shoot the dog. :orly:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on October 23, 2011, 12:42:50 PM
I'd say shoot the dog. :orly:

 Which dog are you talking about?   :dunno:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Squidusa on October 23, 2011, 12:45:26 PM
I'd say shoot the dog. :orly:

 Which dog are you talking about?   :dunno:

Oh CBC pay him no attention.

Just think of him like a baby who makes noises in an attempt to join in a conversation , just smile and carry on. :pentagram:  :)
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Phallacy on October 23, 2011, 12:53:09 PM
I was talking about the dog that barks all of the time. It should be shot and put out of its misery that its ignorant owners imposed on it.

Or, you could go the "humane" way and give the dog a lethal injection. Whatever. :dunno:
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 23, 2011, 01:04:01 PM


I don't like dogs, but I don't think the dog should be killed. It's the dumbass owners that need a kick in the throat.


Dogs don't bark for no reason. They need food, water, attention, see something, whatever.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: 'andersom' on October 23, 2011, 05:01:58 PM


I don't like dogs, but I don't think the dog should be killed. It's the dumbass owners that need a kick in the throat.


Dogs don't bark for no reason. They need food, water, attention, see something, whatever.

And, they need training not to bark all the time.

Depends a bit on the breed, some dogs yap or bark more than others, but, the way the owner deals with the noise makes a huge difference.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: Queen Victoria on October 23, 2011, 07:07:51 PM
Uh folks, the title is NOT SO SERIOUS...

Here's some salt.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: renaeden on October 24, 2011, 04:50:05 AM
I don't like dogs, but I don't think the dog should be killed. It's the dumbass owners that need a kick in the throat.


Dogs don't bark for no reason. They need food, water, attention, see something, whatever.
I agree. The house where the dog is fronts onto a busy road and there's people going past all the time.

Rather than killing the dog, it would be better if it had a new home where it would get better attention paid to it. I think it gets left alone for ages at a time.
Title: Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 24, 2011, 06:32:27 AM


Up since 4:00 a.m. again. Fucking dog.


Seriously, what kind of asshole lets their dog bark for a fucking hour that early in the morning?