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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #75 on: October 16, 2011, 09:33:56 AM »
Coyotes used to come in my yard at night when I was a kid. That was scary as shit. 

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #76 on: October 16, 2011, 09:35:15 AM »
Someone once game me some advice about fear of strays. They said they even had to use it in a dog attack and it worked very well.  Imagine a human with arm outstretched, like the crucifix position. A dog's anatomy isn't designed for their front legs to do that. In the instance of a dog attack, attacking that part of their body is very effective, even if one can only do it to one leg.

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #77 on: October 16, 2011, 01:57:05 PM »
I tried to have a wild animal as a pet, the damn snail couldnt behave properly and had to be kicked out :lol:

In all seriousness I have two cats I love to pieces and while there are times when they behave in a deranged manner they are usually lovely.
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #78 on: October 16, 2011, 02:00:20 PM »


Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.

 I heard good advice once against the practice of keeping "guard dogs" in the yard all day:

 "Nobody's going to steal your yard."  :hahaha:
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #79 on: October 23, 2011, 12:26:22 AM »
Why the fuck do people have dogs and keep them in the backyard all fucking day and ignore them? The useless things bark non fucking stop because nobody pays attention to them. My whole god damn neighborhood is like that.
Yeah there is a house near GA's that does that. The dog barks non-stop. I wish they would walk it or something. It must get really bored stuck in one place all the time.

I have GA's cat sitting next to me. He jumped up on the chair to be with me. So cats do like company I think. But he is also very food oriented heh.
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #80 on: October 23, 2011, 11:14:34 AM »
My favorite domesticated animal is Prince Albert.   :pinkbeat:
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #81 on: October 23, 2011, 12:40:29 PM »
I'd say shoot the dog. :orly:

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #82 on: October 23, 2011, 12:42:50 PM »
I'd say shoot the dog. :orly:

 Which dog are you talking about?   :dunno:
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #83 on: October 23, 2011, 12:45:26 PM »
I'd say shoot the dog. :orly:

 Which dog are you talking about?   :dunno:

Oh CBC pay him no attention.

Just think of him like a baby who makes noises in an attempt to join in a conversation , just smile and carry on. :pentagram:  :)
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #84 on: October 23, 2011, 12:53:09 PM »
I was talking about the dog that barks all of the time. It should be shot and put out of its misery that its ignorant owners imposed on it.

Or, you could go the "humane" way and give the dog a lethal injection. Whatever. :dunno:

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #85 on: October 23, 2011, 01:04:01 PM »


I don't like dogs, but I don't think the dog should be killed. It's the dumbass owners that need a kick in the throat.


Dogs don't bark for no reason. They need food, water, attention, see something, whatever.

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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #86 on: October 23, 2011, 05:01:58 PM »


I don't like dogs, but I don't think the dog should be killed. It's the dumbass owners that need a kick in the throat.


Dogs don't bark for no reason. They need food, water, attention, see something, whatever.

And, they need training not to bark all the time.

Depends a bit on the breed, some dogs yap or bark more than others, but, the way the owner deals with the noise makes a huge difference.
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #87 on: October 23, 2011, 07:07:51 PM »
Uh folks, the title is NOT SO SERIOUS...

Here's some salt.
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #88 on: October 24, 2011, 04:50:05 AM »
I don't like dogs, but I don't think the dog should be killed. It's the dumbass owners that need a kick in the throat.


Dogs don't bark for no reason. They need food, water, attention, see something, whatever.
I agree. The house where the dog is fronts onto a busy road and there's people going past all the time.

Rather than killing the dog, it would be better if it had a new home where it would get better attention paid to it. I think it gets left alone for ages at a time.
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Re: Not so serious: Domesticated animals.
« Reply #89 on: October 24, 2011, 06:32:27 AM »


Up since 4:00 a.m. again. Fucking dog.


Seriously, what kind of asshole lets their dog bark for a fucking hour that early in the morning?
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