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Title: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: damfino on November 17, 2010, 02:59:29 PM
Heya! I'm Steph, newly 27 (wow, that came fast) and I live in the land of fake Elvi and gin martini spokesman mayors. I read a lot of books but I feel like I was a 2nd rate vaudeville performer in a past life so a lot of awful jokes come out. So I'm new... easy to trick, and I'm VERY impressionable. But I have a few tricks up my sleeve... like I have a fake 'stache in my purse. Really. You just never know.

I've attached two photos, it's impossible to tell which one is me. I'm a good egg but I gotta keep people on their toes. I love making new friends, deep discussions about smart people things and people that can quote obscure sketch shows most people can't remember.

Have a fabulous day!



Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Frolic_Fun on November 17, 2010, 03:07:43 PM
What's with the recent surge of females? Seems like every new member so far is one. :zoinks:

Anyways, hello.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on November 17, 2010, 03:09:10 PM
:welcome: to I2 damfino  ;D

9 more posts and the forum opens up to you .... feeling  :viking:?
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: 'andersom' on November 17, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
What's with the recent surge of females? Seems like every new member so far is one. :zoinks:

Anyways, hello.

Soph's wishes coming true.  :orly:


Hello indeed.

Are you the sensitive type?
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Adam on November 17, 2010, 03:17:14 PM
oooh a girl!  :2thumbsup:

Welcome  8)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: damfino on November 17, 2010, 03:22:00 PM
Crap, just my luck to come surfing in behind a tide of hot ladies.

I'm sensitive but I'm horribly punchy to hide it from the world.

Thanks for much for the welcomes! I'm looking forward to seeing the secret cool people parts of the forum...
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Adam on November 17, 2010, 03:24:41 PM
There's a sex forum - feel free to post naked pics in there if you like.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Loupgarou on November 17, 2010, 03:26:54 PM
Hiya.

Good to meet you.

Loup
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: 'andersom' on November 17, 2010, 03:36:44 PM
Crap, just my luck to come surfing in behind a tide of hot ladies.

I'm sensitive but I'm horribly punchy to hide it from the world.

Thanks for much for the welcomes! I'm looking forward to seeing the secret cool people parts of the forum...

7 posts to go, and the place will open up for you.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: damfino on November 17, 2010, 03:40:30 PM
There's a sex forum - feel free to post naked pics in there if you like.

If there's at least 12 super explicit photos of you there, you got it.

hykeaswell you're getting me really excited!! Feel free to ask me questions so I can quickly inflate my post count!
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: 'andersom' on November 17, 2010, 03:42:19 PM
What brought you here?
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Adam on November 17, 2010, 03:45:27 PM
Would you let any of us watch you masturbate?  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: damfino on November 17, 2010, 03:56:53 PM
What brought you here?

I was actually Googling a random topic and a thread here popped up, it looked interesting so I though I'd register. :)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: damfino on November 17, 2010, 03:57:59 PM
Would you let any of us watch you masturbate?  :zoinks:

I wouldn't, but I now know what archetype you would play in an American Pie-type movie!   :zoinks:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Adam on November 17, 2010, 03:58:32 PM
have you got AS? (not that it matters, just wondering)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: 'andersom' on November 17, 2010, 04:01:51 PM
What brought you here?

I was actually Googling a random topic and a thread here popped up, it looked interesting so I though I'd register. :)

Oh Wow, really fresh meat.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: damfino on November 17, 2010, 04:07:27 PM
have you got AS? (not that it matters, just wondering)

Actually that's how the Googling came up... my cousin does. She recently moved in with me and I've been obsessively researching/making connections to try and help her make her life as awesome as possible. If this forum seems positive I'll bug her to join. :)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: odeon on November 17, 2010, 04:18:59 PM
That's us. We are a positive bunch. :zoinks:

Welcome to I2. ;D
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on November 17, 2010, 04:19:46 PM
That's us. We are a positive bunch. :zoinks:

Welcome to I2. ;D

Stop lying to the noobies!

Thats cruel  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: odeon on November 17, 2010, 04:22:38 PM
That's us. We are a positive bunch. :zoinks:

Welcome to I2. ;D

Stop lying to the noobies!

Thats cruel  :zoinks:

Hush. Don't alarm the n00b.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: 'andersom' on November 17, 2010, 04:23:50 PM
That's us. We are a positive bunch. :zoinks:

Welcome to I2. ;D

Stop lying to the noobies!

Thats cruel  :zoinks:

Damfino, meet Squid_thing, our resident bitch on heels.   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Diesel on November 17, 2010, 04:31:39 PM
Greetings!
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on November 17, 2010, 04:35:37 PM
That's us. We are a positive bunch. :zoinks:

Welcome to I2. ;D

Stop lying to the noobies!

Thats cruel  :zoinks:

Damfino, meet Squid_thing, our resident bitch on heels.   :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: richard on November 17, 2010, 05:14:00 PM
hello and welcome  :)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Callaway on November 17, 2010, 05:16:56 PM
Hi damfino.  Has anyone tried to steal your lunch money yet?

:welcome:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: skyblue1 on November 17, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
 :google:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: 'Butterflies' on November 17, 2010, 05:24:58 PM
Hiya  :party: :party:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Scrapheap on November 17, 2010, 05:52:36 PM
Hi Steph, If you haven't already been asked for n00ds of yourself, I'll ask you now.  ;)

Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun & games!!
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Queen Victoria on November 17, 2010, 06:27:33 PM
Welcome to the Intense Autistic Empire
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: The_Chosen_One on November 17, 2010, 06:36:56 PM
Hey there.

Whatever you do, don't get richard to show you his BIG FUCKING PETER.

Then again, you could always stick your fake 'tache on it and send the pics to the National Enquirer.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: ProfessorFarnsworth on November 17, 2010, 06:58:54 PM
Hi, I'm a resident shit stirrer, don't start drama here or I'll make sure it goes epic. :zoinks:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Scrapheap on November 17, 2010, 08:07:47 PM
Hey there.

Whatever you do, don't get richard to show you his BIG FUCKING PETER.

Then again, you could always stick your fake 'tache on it and send the pics to the National Enquirer.

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 17, 2010, 08:24:28 PM
 :welcome:  damfino!


Have fun with all the smilies! They are a major reason I signed up here!   :happydance:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Icequeen on November 17, 2010, 08:34:01 PM
Welcome damfino!
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Charlotte Quin on November 17, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
O Hai Dere Walcome!!! :)

Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: RageBeoulve on November 17, 2010, 09:23:11 PM
Heya! I'm Steph, newly 27 (wow, that came fast) and I live in the land of fake Elvi and gin martini spokesman mayors. I read a lot of books but I feel like I was a 2nd rate vaudeville performer in a past life so a lot of awful jokes come out. So I'm new... easy to trick, and I'm VERY impressionable. But I have a few tricks up my sleeve... like I have a fake 'stache in my purse. Really. You just never know.

I've attached two photos, it's impossible to tell which one is me. I'm a good egg but I gotta keep people on their toes. I love making new friends, deep discussions about smart people things and people that can quote obscure sketch shows most people can't remember.

Have a fabulous day!





*narrows eyes*

....Sup?
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: skyblue1 on November 17, 2010, 09:32:20 PM
^^^ROFLMAO

careful Rage will try to recruit you for a long Mars trip


we are hoping to start a colony there, as soon as we can figure out how to install the wi-fi
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on November 17, 2010, 09:51:40 PM

*narrows eyes*

....Sup?

My eyes are narrowing too , but thats due to it being nearly 4:00 in the morning not psychic powers  :zombiefuck:

*collapses in a heap of writhing tentacles*
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 17, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
did somebody say narrow eyes?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3463454545_fa7e7359ab.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on November 17, 2010, 10:00:40 PM
did somebody say narrow eyes?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3463454545_fa7e7359ab.jpg?v=0)

He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 17, 2010, 10:16:08 PM
did somebody say narrow eyes?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3463454545_fa7e7359ab.jpg?v=0)

He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:

he squints SO much tho, he squints so much he makes he begin to subconciously squint myself :(
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: skyblue1 on November 17, 2010, 11:23:17 PM
did somebody say narrow eyes?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3463454545_fa7e7359ab.jpg?v=0)

He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:
tv show prison break
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: renaeden on November 17, 2010, 11:40:29 PM
Hello damfino, :welcome: to Intensity.

What does damfino mean anyway?
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 18, 2010, 06:43:36 AM

*narrows eyes*

....Sup?

My eyes are narrowing too , but thats due to it being nearly 4:00 in the morning not psychic powers  :zombiefuck:

*collapses in a heap of writhing tentacles*

*gently lifts the squid and lowers him into his tank*  There, try to sleep!  :)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 18, 2010, 07:58:53 AM
Are you really the sensitive type? If so that is interesting and I will make a careful note of that

*Note to self easy to pwn and make cry*

Oh and welcome aboard. Hope you have a pleasant time. Mustachioed women are in amazingly short supply these days and you are a most welcome addition.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: odeon on November 25, 2010, 12:55:58 PM
What happened to the n00b?
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 25, 2010, 11:09:27 PM
What happened to the n00b?

Patience, tis the holiday season, maybe she had some cooking to do!   :orly:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: odeon on November 26, 2010, 12:48:15 PM
What happened to the n00b?

Patience, tis the holiday season, maybe she had some cooking to do!   :orly:


I thought maybe we scared her off.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 26, 2010, 12:53:03 PM
What happened to the n00b?

Patience, tis the holiday season, maybe she had some cooking to do!   :orly:


I thought maybe we scared her off.


But how could we have scared her off? We're all about love here!  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on December 13, 2010, 12:12:06 PM
What happened to the n00b?

Patience, tis the holiday season, maybe she had some cooking to do!   :orly:


I thought maybe we scared her off.


But how could we have scared her off? We're all about love here!  :zoinks:


:rofl:

Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: odeon on December 13, 2010, 03:23:32 PM
What happened to the n00b?

Patience, tis the holiday season, maybe she had some cooking to do!   :orly:


I thought maybe we scared her off.


But how could we have scared her off? We're all about love here!  :zoinks:

You mean sex? :P
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: renaeden on January 04, 2011, 01:32:21 AM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Semicolon on January 04, 2011, 01:33:32 AM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She probably got to know everyone here. ;)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Scrapheap on January 04, 2011, 10:33:26 AM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She probably got to know everyone here. ;)

... in the Biblical sense.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 04, 2011, 10:39:53 AM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She probably got to know everyone here. ;)

... in the Biblical sense.  :eyebrows:

I hit it with a crowbar.  :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: odeon on January 04, 2011, 04:16:11 PM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She probably got to know everyone here. ;)

I don't know you.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Semicolon on January 04, 2011, 05:05:30 PM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She probably got to know everyone here. ;)

I don't know you.

Indeed.
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 04, 2011, 05:15:57 PM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She didn't even get to see more of the site.  :'(
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Scrapheap on January 04, 2011, 05:32:40 PM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She didn't even get to see more of the site.  :'(

She quit posting about the time I asked her for n00dz. Perhaps she though it was a requirement.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: "couldbecousin" on January 04, 2011, 08:34:51 PM
I wonder what happened to this person? She didn't make it to ten posts.

She didn't even get to see more of the site.  :'(

She quit posting about the time I asked her for n00dz. Perhaps she though it was a requirement.  :dunno:

You're such a perv!  :pie:
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: RageBeoulve on January 05, 2011, 08:49:18 AM
Nothing wrong with being a (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hMTEA59myUc/TO_19Xq-lpI/AAAAAAAAC10/rTv9m8fhDhw/s1600/pie.jpg)(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/318119/2/istockphoto_318119-golden-key.jpg)
Title: Re: Newbie! Please don't steal my lunch money...
Post by: Squidusa on June 13, 2011, 06:41:10 AM
did somebody say narrow eyes?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3531/3463454545_fa7e7359ab.jpg?v=0)

He's hot , where can i find topless pics?  :zoinks:


oh I really need to sleep.......  :duh:
tv show prison break

(http://bodyartsgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/fake-body-tattoo.jpg)

For some reason i'm not attracted to his due to those fucking tattoos.  :thumbdn:

At least they're fake  :zoinks:

Fo