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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Gopher Gary on August 17, 2020, 05:42:58 PM
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This is the thread to post all the blames. :autism:
Years ago, I used to blame Semicolon for everything, but since he left I had to find new stuff to blame. :violin:
I've been running out of stuff to blame, but if my new best buddy Reggie sticks around, I might start blaming stuff on him. :zoinks:
I may come back later and edit if I come up with some new ones. :dunno:
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The I2 history of Gopher blame. :zoinks:
I blame my frippery on neuromarketing.
I blame my strong character on chemtrails.
I blame poor white trash on the public education system.
I blame my toxicity levels on single use plastics.
I blame my philately on Bill Clinton.
I blame my smart shaped void on 5G towers.
I blame my thin skin on disinfectant wipes.
I blame my rudeness on the messenger.
I blame MOSW. Seriously, that guy's a problem.
I blame Jack
I blame the laborers who sold their soul for a job.
I blame the intellectuals for creating an establishment that allows for it.
I blame the elderly.
I blame my platitudes on great minds who think alike.
I blame the n00b.
I blame Al's dyslexia.
I blame my word salads on cloud seeding.
I blame my doomsday cult on the reptilian elite.
I blame my half a brain on misbegotten youth.
I blame GMOs for my inflated sense of self.
This week I blame impending doom of Christmas.
I blame my insecurities on closed circuit video surveillance.
I blame my hypocrisy on binge drinking.
I blame my testosterone levels on the beef and dairy industry.
I blame my intellectual dishonesty on Russian hackers.
I blame my loss of innocence on peer pressure.
I blame my need for attention on cultural Marxism.
I blame my misfires on HAARP mind control frequencies.
I blame my passive aggression on *somebody*
I blame my anti-social behavior on fluoridated water.
I blame my gut bacteria on morning talk radio.
I blame people who don't post.
I blame my brain damage on GMOs.
I blame my intolerance on autocorrect.
I blame my misogyny on global warming.
YEAH, LET'S BLAME PAPPY.
I blame my nationalism on my patriotism.
I blame the poor people
I totally blame testosterone
Let's blame it on Al.
I blame Pappy for distracting me.
I blame Semicolon.
I blame my misogyny on stupid whores.
I blame lots of stuff on coffee, so that works for me.
I already do blame Semicolon for everything, because everything is his fault.
I blame my banality on Semicolon.
Now don't try to blame your feet on my feet.
If it does then it's SG's fault. And Semicolon. I'll blame Semicolon too.
I blame Semicolon for my hostility towards Benji.
But everything I do is your fault.
Can I blame you when it turns to shit?
I blame my nationalism on Semicolon.
It doesn't matter because it's all your fault.
Don't try to blame it on me.
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You missed a spot.
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You missed a spot.
I blame his parents.
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I blame Bill Gates.
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You missed a spot.
Possibly. I've been doing it for a long time, so the search might not have found them all. I swear I once blamed something on predictive programming. :dunno:
I blame his parents.
Don't you be talking about my momma. :zoinks:
I blame Bill Gates.
:lol1: :plus:
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The I2 history of Gopher blame. :zoinks:
YEAH, LET'S BLAME PAPPY.
I blame Pappy for distracting me.
I got blamed twice!!! :2thumbsup:
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I blame our government for making us beyond teh stoopid. :zoinks:
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I blame the Leprechaun who keeps stealing my socks!!! Damn you!
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Don't you be talking about my momma. :zoinks:
Sorry. Bill Gates put mercury in my fillings.
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I blame 4AD for being an effeminate bitch boi! :zoinks:
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I blame 4AD for being an effeminate bitch boi! :zoinks:
You're just fantasizing on being the giver and not the receiver. We both know that ain't true.