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Title: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 13, 2007, 09:28:16 PM
Read about this forum on WP and it seemed interesting enough to warrant checking out.    I wonder how long it will take until someone gets pissed at me here haha.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 09:29:05 PM
Sure to happen.
No reason for that
to stop you from having
fun though.

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: richard on June 13, 2007, 10:12:13 PM
hello alex179. nobody will get pissed at you here, or be shocked at what you post :)
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 10:13:34 PM
hello n00b.  are you the sensitive type....get your feelings hurt easily.
are you a amama's boy?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 13, 2007, 10:36:50 PM
Not really, I am not that sensitive.   I have been banned from forums before for purposefully trolling mods.   My mother annoys me because she is insanely judgemental and I tend to be around her as little as possible.   I was just anticipating me saying something that offends in the near future and not your tolerance of my personality so much.   Usually I don't care if I piss people off, it can be really fun sometimes.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Calandale on June 13, 2007, 10:37:45 PM
Well, you won't get banned for trolling.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 13, 2007, 10:39:21 PM
Not really, I am not that sensitive.   I have been banned from forums before for purposefully trolling mods.   My mother annoys me because she is insanely judgemental and I tend to be around her as little as possible.   I was just anticipating me saying something that offends in the near future and not your tolerance of my personality so much.   Usually I don't care if I piss people off, it can be really fun sometimes.
your personality may be revolting, but who's isn't.

i doubt you can offend the bulk of us without getting your arse flamed into the next dimension.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: willow on June 13, 2007, 11:41:52 PM
Read about this forum on WP and it seemed interesting enough to warrant checking out.    I wonder how long it will take until someone gets pissed at me here haha.


DONE.


I am SO pissed at you, dammit.



(welcome, and such.)
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 14, 2007, 12:09:47 AM
Woot!  It didn't take me long.   More bad politically incorrect jokes to come that can and will offend.   I can make myself laugh with my bad jokes, thats all I need seemingly.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: vodz on June 14, 2007, 12:42:50 AM
Here, the mods are the trolls.

welcome++
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Calandale on June 14, 2007, 12:45:36 AM
Here, the mods are the trolls.

welcome++

No, that's WP. Here, there are no mods.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Lucifer on June 14, 2007, 01:36:22 AM
hello Alex179, and welcome.  i've read some of your posts, and i'm impressed so far.  don't spoil it, eh.  :P

;)
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: duncvis on June 14, 2007, 05:20:58 AM
morning n00b  >:D

we don't ban (well, we did once. But we let him back in once he stopped trying to sue the site :P ) and we dont have mods. But we have other ways to make you feel uncomfortable if you behave like a cunt. not that it stops some people. :shitfan:

welcome anyway.  :police:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: odeon on June 14, 2007, 05:31:05 AM
Welcome to Intensity. I'd like to add to my esteemed colleague that money or beer helps, too, if you aim to be popular. ;D
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: purposefulinsanity on June 14, 2007, 05:31:33 AM
Yeah welcome or whatever.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Callaway on June 14, 2007, 06:08:00 PM
Woot!  It didn't take me long.   More bad politically incorrect jokes to come that can and will offend.   I can make myself laugh with my bad jokes, thats all I need seemingly.

Hi Alex.  I think that might have been a record.   :green:

Welcome anyway.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Scrapheap on June 15, 2007, 08:59:21 AM
Woot!  It didn't take me long.   More bad politically incorrect jokes to come that can and will offend.   I can make myself laugh with my bad jokes, thats all I need seemingly.

Why were'nt any of the Kennedy brothers Boxers?? because they couldn't take a shot to the head!!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 09:54:54 AM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 15, 2007, 10:15:51 AM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

(http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg)
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 10:16:40 AM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

(http://shadowmage.plinkomedia.com/images/Admiral-Ackbar-trap.jpg)
'tisn't! i thwear!
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 11:54:28 AM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 12:02:06 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.
you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: The_P on June 15, 2007, 01:44:59 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.

Two words: Chastity Belt.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 15, 2007, 01:49:56 PM
Ugh if she chopped off your dick the blood would spill all over the place and it wouldn't be anything but flaccid.   Would have to get it stuffed for it to make a real flesh dildo or whatever.   That just sounds nasty.

Where did you get the idea I was trying to flirt?   I usually make that pretty obvious, which can get me in trouble.   Are you the Dikembe Mutombo of cockblocking on these boards?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 15, 2007, 01:51:54 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.

Two words: Chastity Belt.

Either that or a friend that never gets laid and that hates you getting some and wants you to be miserable like him/her.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: The_P on June 15, 2007, 01:53:24 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.

Two words: Chastity Belt.

Either that or a friend that never gets laid and that hates you getting some and wants you to be miserable like him/her.

I'm a happy virgin. Honest.  :angel:
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 03:01:11 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.
you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.


I was on board up to "and pleasure yourself with it."

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 15, 2007, 06:52:10 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.
you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.


I was on board up to "and pleasure yourself with it."


yeah, it rhymed up intil that point.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: willow on June 15, 2007, 06:52:55 PM
hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.


I love that word. cockblock.
you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.


I was on board up to "and pleasure yourself with it."


yeah, it rhymed up intil that point.

if you say so.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 18, 2007, 04:49:27 PM
Alex, do you play fantasy football?
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Alex179 on June 18, 2007, 10:35:50 PM
Yeah I played fantasy football with some friends last season. 
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: McGiver on June 19, 2007, 05:33:47 AM
Yeah I played fantasy football with some friends last season. 
if you are going to play this year on NFL.com or sporting news or whereever, send me an invite.
Title: Re: Hello
Post by: greendragon on June 19, 2007, 10:41:30 AM
Hello Alex nice to meet ya :)