Hello

[Callaway]

Woot!  It didn't take me long.   More bad politically incorrect jokes to come that can and will offend.   I can make myself laugh with my bad jokes, thats all I need seemingly.

Hi Alex.  I think that might have been a record.   

Welcome anyway.

[Scrapheap]

Woot!  It didn't take me long.   More bad politically incorrect jokes to come that can and will offend.   I can make myself laugh with my bad jokes, thats all I need seemingly.

Why were'nt any of the Kennedy brothers Boxers?? because they couldn't take a shot to the head!!! 

[McGiver]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

[Alex179]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

[McGiver]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

'tisn't! i thwear!

[willow]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

[McGiver]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.

[The_P]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

Two words: Chastity Belt.

[Alex179]

Ugh if she chopped off your dick the blood would spill all over the place and it wouldn't be anything but flaccid.   Would have to get it stuffed for it to make a real flesh dildo or whatever.   That just sounds nasty.

Where did you get the idea I was trying to flirt?   I usually make that pretty obvious, which can get me in trouble.   Are you the Dikembe Mutombo of cockblocking on these boards?

[Alex179]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

Two words: Chastity Belt.

Either that or a friend that never gets laid and that hates you getting some and wants you to be miserable like him/her.

[The_P]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

Two words: Chastity Belt.

Either that or a friend that never gets laid and that hates you getting some and wants you to be miserable like him/her.

I'm a happy virgin. Honest. 

[willow]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.

I was on board up to "and pleasure yourself with it."

[McGiver]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.

I was on board up to "and pleasure yourself with it."

yeah, it rhymed up intil that point.

[willow]

hi alex.
tell me if you are flirting with any of the goils.  i won't cockblock you.

I love that word. cockblock.

you just want my cock on a block so you can chop it off and pleasure yourself with it.

I was on board up to "and pleasure yourself with it."

yeah, it rhymed up intil that point.

if you say so.

[McGiver]

Alex, do you play fantasy football?