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Start here => Games => Topic started by: Nomaken on October 01, 2006, 05:56:36 AM
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I think this is more appropriate than the post an offensive fact about you, because these facts can be embarassing or disgusting to you as well as everyone else, it is usually hard to be really, truely offended by a fact about yourself. Also, I don't think there are a lot of things that a lot of us here really do find offensive.
Racists, sexists, republicans, NT's(2 of those were jokes, guess which).
So I'll start off with a disgusting fact.
I have a digestive system made out of iron - in that it doesnt move. You know how a gentle laxative is a joke because that is like a civil war? Well if i take an extra strength laxative it only makes my digestive system move just below average.
But all the alcohol i drank last night helped, and just finished a semi-satisfying movement.
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But all the alcohol i drank last night helped, and just finished a semi-satisfying movement.
in D-minor
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To me it is significant. I don't suffer any pain as a consequence of it, but there is a little voice in the back of my head that says that it is kind of unhealthy to not go often.
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To me it is significant. I don't suffer any pain as a consequence of it, but there is a little voice in the back of my head that says that it is kind of unhealthy to not go often.
ask me about it nomaken.
i have had two occassions in my life where i have not been able to make a bowel movement, due to blockages (calcified) small intestines.
the last time was 1 1/2 years ago.
when it gets to the point that it is the most unbearble pain that you can even imagine, then you have a real problem. it can kill you.
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My digestive system is such that if i eat the wrong things it will cause... a whole lot of pain. Infact that is kind of a running trait in my family. I recall it being a whole lot more unbearable as a small child, but i am pretty sure the amount of pain didn't change, i have just gotten used to it. But I eat things now(usually) which don't give me digestive pain(chicken, noodles, and a whole lot of vegatables).
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there's a connexion between bowel problems and ASD, i've heard - it's to do with dopamine. and you can't treat it with L-dopa, cos of the blood-brain barrier thing. :'(
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what is ASD?
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autistic spectrum disorder.
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You mean that I could have some kind of weakness or lack of control over my bowels because of a dopamine problem?
/me glares at his brain.
There are some drawbacks to this autism thing I had not previously considered.
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i'm hoping to contact the neuropsychologist who told me about this, so i can get the details. i'll keep you posted.
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there's a connexion between bowel problems and ASD, i've heard - it's to do with dopamine. and you can't treat it with L-dopa, cos of the blood-brain barrier thing. :'(
That's interesting to know- I've been wondering for years if I have IBS, I have a very sensitive stomach and certain foods play havoc with my digestion (cramping, bloating, constipation,diarrhea,etc).
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I am here at Intensity2. :eyebrows:
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Hmm i dont know if i have any embarassing or disgusting facts, some weird or odd/akward things maybe but not really anything embarassing or disgusting i can recall im afraid, but i suppose it would depend on your definition of disgusting. ;D
Stoppage of the bowels due to blockage is indeed nasty McJ, i know a few people that have had that, my mums sis supposedly nearly died due to ittoo when she was younger, her stomach swole so much she looked pregnant and they actually had to empty her manually. Sounded ever so pleasant. ::)
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there's a connexion between bowel problems and ASD, i've heard - it's to do with dopamine. and you can't treat it with L-dopa, cos of the blood-brain barrier thing. :'(
Interesting. My son's got constant bowel problems. I wasn't aware of the connection but it would explain things.
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Interesting. My son's got constant bowel problems. I wasn't aware of the connection but it would explain things.
My daughter has had bowel problems most of her life. She takes a prescription laxative every day now and it helps.
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My nose runs pretty much all the time to some degree or another. It might be allergies, I have no idea; I've been congested all my life and as a result have a really mannish voice.
And, my rationale for piercing my right nostril was that that one runs less.
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Well, an example of an embarrassing fact would be if you were racist. I think embarrassing is a better description than offensive, since i can't think of many things that would be offensive to people on THIS site. But I can think of plenty of facts which are embarrassing or disgusting that I would hesitate to admit that I would think might offend people, but really shouldnt be offensive, and arent very offensive so you wouldnt really post it in the offensive fact thread.
Like.... I have a skin picking compulsion. I will attempt to squeeze out pus from any bump looking thing on my skin. If i see a dark spot at base of a hair i might try to pop the hair, and pretty much always i can get some pus to come out. I am led to believe my compulsion is kind of like body dismorphia and i dont really have zits there, but it certainly isnt helping my delusion that i can make some pus like fluid come out of any place i choose to pop. My picking causes wounds, which i like to pick the scabs off of, and later this causes scarring. So I have very unattractive skin. Looks like freckles that are fadded and leaking.
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sucks you have that dysmorphia Nomaken. you're a good looking fella.
there's a connexion between bowel problems and ASD, i've heard - it's to do with dopamine. and you can't treat it with L-dopa, cos of the blood-brain barrier thing. :'(
what blood barrier thing?
i always look like i'm pregnant. :-\ i dunno if it's just the fat storage in my tummy or what. i get bloated really easily. i can look 5 months pregnant and eat something and all of a sudden i look 9 mo preg
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Milla, you got a pic? I wanna see your pregnant'ness. I know some perverts who would be heavily attracted to that. Meanwhile i'd be attracted because i am just a general pervert.
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what blood barrier thing?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_brain_barrier
another, shorter definition is here (http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg12817445.000-breaching-the-bloodbrain-barrier-the-brain-has-gatekeepersthat-let-in-essential-nutrients-but-keep-out-substances-in-the-blood-thatwould-interfere-with-its-nerve-cells-studies-of-this-barrier-may-lead-toways-of-supplying-drugs-to-the-otherwise-inaccessible-brain-.html)
i get bloated really easily. i can look 5 months pregnant and eat something and all of a sudden i look 9 mo preg
me too. i put it down to IBS.
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i get bloated really easily. i can look 5 months pregnant and eat something and all of a sudden i look 9 mo preg
me too.
me three.
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sorry Noms i'm planning on getting rid of it some way.
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sorry Noms i'm planning on getting rid of it some way.
pic and post for posterity.
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I once caught the stomach flu where I was Puking and shitting at the same time!! It took me half an hour to clean the bathroom each time it happened!! :puke: :shitfan:
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don't you just love our emoticons?
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I once caught the stomach flu where I was Puking and shitting at the same time!! It took me half an hour to clean the bathroom each time it happened!! :puke: :shitfan:
Did you not think of puking in a bucket or something :puke: whilst you were shitting on the toilet? :darnit:
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I scratch my balls and arse when they itch.
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I have had digestive emergencies where I have used a bucket while sitting on the toilet. It was actually quite enjoyable, puking while sitting.
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I scratch my balls and arse when they itch.
we might be related. i do the same thing.
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don't you just love our emoticons?
Yes, this place has the coolest emoticons.
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I concur. :)
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I have a skin picking compulsion too, nomaken. I even pick my skin when I'm talking to other people, without realising it. One time I was talking to a 30 year old mother of a child I was looking after, and I started picking a huge zit on the side of my neck. It popped and the pus that flew out of it went a little in her direction. Good thing it didn't hit her. She did give me an odd look, though.
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I have a skin picking compulsion too, nomaken. I even pick my skin when I'm talking to other people, without realising it. One time I was talking to a 30 year old mother of a child I was looking after, and I started picking a huge zit on the side of my neck. It popped and the pus that flew out of it went a little in her direction. Good thing it didn't hit her. She did give me an odd look, though.
Yeah that could be a bit embarrassing for sure.
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My mother liked like to pop My zits that was embarrassing to Me. :grrr:
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My mother liked like to pop My zits that was embarrassing to Me. :grrr:
My mother liked to do that as well too.
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My mother liked like to pop My zits that was embarrassing to Me. :grrr:
My mother liked to do that as well too.
Isn't that terrible. I hated it in the end. :grrr:
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I constantly pick my zits without realizing it. And it wasn't until last year when someone mentioned that it was strange that I even realized I would often start picking zits without realizing it even if i didn't want to.
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Well.
I'll have to dig up an early embarrasing period.
When I was eleven I noticed a weird smell. I quickly noticed that it came from my pants, but still wondered how that could happen as I washed and scrubbed myself everyday. Later on I learned that it was smegma, apparently I didn't clean the area under my foreskin good enough. Ever since then, I never forgot to check area again while taking a shower. The shame that I felt at school, fearing that people would smell it and mock me for it was horrible. Luckily I survived that time without a single comment or facial movement on it.
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I have a skin picking compulsion too, nomaken. I even pick my skin when I'm talking to other people, without realising it. One time I was talking to a 30 year old mother of a child I was looking after, and I started picking a huge zit on the side of my neck. It popped and the pus that flew out of it went a little in her direction. Good thing it didn't hit her. She did give me an odd look, though.
"I'm Asuka Langley Soryu! Charmed, huh?"
I love NGE.
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well i do occasionally stick my finger in my buttcrack and sniff it, after a bath of course. my bottom smells like a hershey kiss
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What does smegma smell like? (/me is too curious)
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What does smegma smell like?
i don't know because i'm circumcised and i keep my penis clean. sperm smells like bleach, or freashly cut grass though, atleast mine does.
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I.......I am even more sick and perverted than I let on.
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What does smegma smell like? (/me is too curious)
Like sour cream or some mild but sour cheese.
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I have got a serious erection going right now and I honestly have no desire to masturbate. I am not thinking erotic thoughts. As a matter of fact the erection is more painful than pleasurable, and it is getting in the way of my typing.
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Just :wanker: anyway.
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I am not that troubled by it, i just dont get spontaneous erections very often, especially not ones that last as long as that one did.
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What does smegma smell like? (/me is too curious)
Mine has a rich, musky aroma. I quite like it.
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I wonder what would happen if I mixed it with some aftershave and applied it to myself. Would people be disgusted by the smell? Would they be attracted to it? Would women get all horny and wet and not know why?
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Why is this relevant? Men secrete musky odorants in abundance. The -3-ol precursor of boar taint substance is found in male urine, and substances similar to testosterone, such as androstenone, are secreted in the smegma and from the apocrine glands of the underarms5 and pubic area of males. As is usually the case, bacterial action may be necessary for the release of the odorants. The fact that men's bodies secrete these substances and that women are maximally sensitive to them when they are most fertile indicates that there may be a olfactory-sexual role for these substances in human sexuality.
Indeed, a study performed by J. Richard Udry at the University of North Carolina attempted to delineate the relationship between coitus, orgasm and position in the menstrual cycle. He found that women do indeed engage in sexual intercourse about six times more frequently at about the time of ovulation, when women's sensitivity to the male musk odor is highest. In addition, the women are much more likely to have an orgasm at these times. Further, the women Udry studied women were several times less likely to have sexual intercourse or have an orgasm during and two to three days after menstruation, which is when women's sensitivity to the musky smell of men is lowest. Coupled with women's odor sensitivity, these results could indicate a possible pheromonal trigger for sexual behaviour.
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Check it out, don't tell em about it, I wanna see the results.
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Check it out, don't tell em about it, I wanna see the results.
/me sees a market for 'eau du smegma'
If I try it out, I'll let you know how it goes.
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there's a connexion between bowel problems and ASD, i've heard - it's to do with dopamine. and you can't treat it with L-dopa, cos of the blood-brain barrier thing. :'(
Interesting. My son's got constant bowel problems. I wasn't aware of the connection but it would explain things.
As a child, I always had difficulties emptying my bowels. I can recall how I tried to push the shit out and it was sliding back up the rectum again instead. By 8 I started drinking coffee, and since then I usually have no constipation problems, but sometimes diarrhea...
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Based on all the tests i've taken(they had different scales) my IQ is an average of 242.
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I feel insecure about my IQ, and feel that people think I'm more intelligent than I really am. :(
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I am such a silly fucker partly because I like to distract from my intelligence.
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Based on all the tests i've taken(they had different scales) my IQ is an average of 242.
Very interesting, Nomaken. Marilyn vos Savant was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for supposedly having the highest IQ in the world and her IQ is only 228. Maybe you should write the Guinness Book of World Records and see if they will include you instead.
;)
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Based on all the tests i've taken(they had different scales) my IQ is an average of 242.
Very interesting, Nomaken. Marilyn vos Savant was listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for supposedly having the highest IQ in the world and her IQ is only 228. Maybe you should write the Guinness Book of World Records and see if they will include you instead.
;)
My son's reading IQ won't fit on their scales, unless they skew his age to twelve years old. He was six, during the last set of comprehensive tests. He's a dunce in math, though. His math IQ was only in the one twenty area, eighty five being average. His overall average was one forty three, so I think he's pretty smart, even though he has to add columns of numbers the hard way.
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Back to topic:
I'm embarrassed, because I've been rejected, again, in favor of two other people with proper education. I can't even do what I like to do for free, GOD DAMN IT! My volunteer work at the school has ended for now. I'll wait until they are scraping the bottom of the barrel, again and maybe then, they might let me help, one more time.
I really got boost out of that. I didn't want it to end, yet.
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Back to topic:
I'm embarrassed, because I've been rejected, again, in favor of two other people with proper education. I can't even do what I like to do for free, GOD DAMN IT! My volunteer work at the school has ended for now. I'll wait until they are scraping the bottom of the barrel, again and maybe then, they might let me help, one more time.
I really got boost out of that. I didn't want it to end, yet.
They don't want you to help the OT anymore?
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Back to topic:
I'm embarrassed, because I've been rejected, again, in favor of two other people with proper education. I can't even do what I like to do for free, GOD DAMN IT! My volunteer work at the school has ended for now. I'll wait until they are scraping the bottom of the barrel, again and maybe then, they might let me help, one more time.
I really got boost out of that. I didn't want it to end, yet.
They don't want you to help the OT anymore?
No they don't NEED me anymore. They have two freshly graduated interns, now. I just don't see what damage I could do by staying through the rest of this school year. Getting fired from a job you don't even get paid to do really sucks!
I falls right in line with the rest of the stories of my life.
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That really sucks, you'd think they'd be grateful for all the good volunteers they could get.
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I don't want to be known for my IQ. I don't want to be in guinness for my IQ.
I don't want people thinking only people with my kind of IQ can do the things I do. I believe that most people I have met all have the potential to develop the abilities of people in class who are supposedly "good" at something. Most people, I do not think can reach genius level in a lot of things, because I think most people who are geniuses at certain things have a natural advantage in brain wiring that allows them to specialize in it. But most people I have seen, even with things(and perhaps especially) they say they SUCK at, and there is no way they can do em, I have reason to believe they are totally capable of developing the skill. And pretty much the only difference between them, and people who are supposedly good at it, and geniuses, is speed. But I still think most people, if they want to, and are patient, and actually try, will get to a level where there is only a negligable difference between them and genius level skill.
Furthermore, I totally disrespect IQ tests. To me, IQ is about as indicative of your intelligence as how many points left on your license is indicative of your driving capabilities.
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Back to topic:
I'm embarrassed, because I've been rejected, again, in favor of two other people with proper education. I can't even do what I like to do for free, GOD DAMN IT! My volunteer work at the school has ended for now. I'll wait until they are scraping the bottom of the barrel, again and maybe then, they might let me help, one more time.
I really got boost out of that. I didn't want it to end, yet.
They don't want you to help the OT anymore?
No they don't NEED me anymore. They have two freshly graduated interns, now. I just don't see what damage I could do by staying through the rest of this school year. Getting fired from a job you don't even get paid to do really sucks!
I falls right in line with the rest of the stories of my life.
I wish you lived here. My daughter's school would love to have some extra help. I guess your school needs to train those interns, somehow.
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After what happened to me at my daughters elementary school. They can kiss my ass if they expect me to volunteer ever again in a school system! I liked it, but, as they say, "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!" :finger:
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After what happened to me at my daughters elementary school. They can kiss my ass if they expect me to volunteer ever again in a school system! I liked it, but, as they say, "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!" :finger:
My daughter had a pretty horrendous experience in her first elementary school, but I still volunteer at the school she attends now. If nothing else, it helps me keep an eye on the situation.
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After what happened to me at my daughters elementary school. They can kiss my ass if they expect me to volunteer ever again in a school system! I liked it, but, as they say, "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!" :finger:
My daughter had a pretty horrendous experience in her first elementary school, but I still volunteer at the school she attends now. If nothing else, it helps me keep an eye on the situation.
That's another reason it was comfortable for me ... I was more in the middle of the game when I was there on a weekly, sometimes bi-weekly basis. We have a new principal there and that may be the real reason. I've met her only once, as a dad, not as a volunteer. I've talked twice to the OT therapist today, on the phone, and she assures me it was nothing to do with anything I did or didn't do, She keeps saying that the "new meat" just wants to assert her authority over every little detail and that all the volunteers were let go. It's an unforeseen break or end to a comforting routine and I'm trying not to take it personally. I'm still beside myself with depression, right now.
I worked mainly herding the groups of kids through the therapists work stations, during her sessions to make her job easier and helping (clean up) to free up little of her time for the kids, themselves. She also does a "Circle Time" reading session for kids just learning their letters and I took part in that, too. It was actually fun, because I got to read to a group of attentive kids. No one and I mean NO ONE (!!) can jump into a cartoon character, and do over-expressive reading, like I can and making a group of needy kids laugh and almost piss themselves always made my day. I will miss getting to be silly for the kids, too. Mainly, I just feel unnecessary, again. It will pass. It always does.
Shit - I sound like a fucking emo, stinky-butt, runny-nose, nipple-nipping no-life.
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After what happened to me at my daughters elementary school. They can kiss my ass if they expect me to volunteer ever again in a school system! I liked it, but, as they say, "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED!" :finger:
My daughter had a pretty horrendous experience in her first elementary school, but I still volunteer at the school she attends now. If nothing else, it helps me keep an eye on the situation.
That's another reason it was comfortable for me ... I was more in the middle of the game when I was there on a weekly, sometimes bi-weekly basis. We have a new principal there and that may be the real reason. I've met her only once, as a dad, not as a volunteer. I've talked twice to the OT therapist today, on the phone, and she assures me it was nothing to do with anything I did or didn't do, She keeps saying that the "new meat" just wants to assert her authority over every little detail and that all the volunteers were let go. It's an unforeseen break or end to a comforting routine and I'm trying not to take it personally. I'm still beside myself with depression, right now.
I worked mainly herding the groups of kids through the therapists work stations, during her sessions to make her job easier and helping (clean up) to free up little of her time for the kids, themselves. She also does a "Circle Time" reading session for kids just learning their letters and I took part in that, too. It was actually fun, because I got to read to a group of attentive kids. No one and I mean NO ONE (!!) can jump into a cartoon character, and do over-expressive reading, like I can and making a group of needy kids laugh and almost piss themselves always made my day. I will miss getting to be silly for the kids, too. Mainly, I just feel unnecessary, again. It will pass. It always does.
Shit - I sound like a fucking emo, stinky-butt, runny-nose, nipple-nipping no-life.
No you sound like a person who sincerely enjoyed helping the children and you are justifiably upset at being cut off like that. The new principal is making a serious error in judgement. A large number of parent volunteers is extremely beneficial to the students in many ways. It shows them that people highly value their education and provides role models for them. The school my daughter attends loves volunteers. You would be very popular with the children here if you read to them. I'm so jealous. I can't do characters like you can. My reading is accurate, but flat.
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Sounds like the fucking cunt social climbing doyenne of local hoity toity society thats the principal of Amber's old elementary school. Is her name Jeanette Almy by any chance?? If they hire a guy by the name of David Olsen to run special Ed...............get rid of him as quickly as you can before he can do any damage! >:(
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I have a digestive system made out of iron - in that it doesnt move. You know how a gentle laxative is a joke because that is like a civil war? Well if i take an extra strength laxative it only makes my digestive system move just below average.
Thats not because your system is made of "iron" it's because you're so badly constipated. You said once you have a bowel movement 3 times a month. Your breath must STINK.
You need to put away that ridiculous anime porn and excersise.
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I take a shit at least every morning, after my coffee. Now I had one after lunch too. Feels really good. 8)
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I have a digestive system made out of iron - in that it doesnt move. You know how a gentle laxative is a joke because that is like a civil war? Well if i take an extra strength laxative it only makes my digestive system move just below average.
Thats not because your system is made of "iron" it's because you're so badly constipated. You said once you have a bowel movement 3 times a month. Your breath must STINK.
You need to put away that ridiculous anime porn and excersise.
I do. I run 3 times a week for an hour.
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Sounds like the fucking cunt social climbing doyenne of local hoity toity society thats the principal of Amber's old elementary school. Is her name Jeanette Almy by any chance?? If they hire a guy by the name of David Olsen to run special Ed...............get rid of him as quickly as you can before he can do any damage! >:(
A different set of jerkazoids, here. I feel really embarrassed, now after my little pathetic whiny rant. This type of shit should not hit me as hard as it does. I know I have a lot to offer and if they can't see it, that's not my fault. I have used the metaphor, before, but I like to think of myself as an established, well tap-rooted OAK in a garden full of weedy crossbred, ground-huggers, all fighting for each other's water. I love every one of my leaves, but when one is damaged, I have to let it fall off and grow another one.
I'm sorry for pissing and moaning, so much over it!!
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I have noticed on this board and others, that people have this tendency to beat themselves up over showing any non positive emotions... I find it sad, as all emotions should be considered as a valid part of ourselves, even if they do not seem useful at the time. I am sure that expressing even the 'whiniest' emotions serves some purpose, even if only as a means of venting and sharing the burden. And for some, it might even be a relief to realise that they are not alone in feeling that way. I don't think it should be seen as shameful to sometimes get down on oneself and let others know that is the case, it is part of being human. It really reminds me of the typical British stiff upper lip syndrome...all socially constructed. Who is it that made humans feel they should suppress and conceal certain of their emotions and traits to begin? Why do we insist on selectively showing people only parts of ourselves? One might say that we perpetually wear half a mask, showing only the parts that society deems acceptable. That is my feeling. I just find it a shame when I see others, and even myself often, beating themselves up for showing the full gamut of their emotions.
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I have noticed on this board and others, that people have this tendency to beat themselves up over showing any non positive emotions... I find it sad, as all emotions should be considered as a valid part of ourselves, even if they do not seem useful at the time. I am sure that expressing even the 'whiniest' emotions serves some purpose, even if only as a means of venting and sharing the burden. And for some, it might even be a relief to realise that they are not alone in feeling that way. I don't think it should be seen as shameful to sometimes get down on oneself and let others know that is the case, it is part of being human. It really reminds me of the typical British stiff upper lip syndrome...all socially constructed. Who is it that made humans feel they should suppress and conceal certain of their emotions and traits to begin? Why do we insist on selectively showing people only parts of ourselves? One might say that we perpetually wear half a mask, showing only the parts that society deems acceptable. That is my feeling. I just find it a shame when I see others, and even myself often, beating themselves up for showing the full gamut of their emotions.
Be an OAK!
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Hmm, if I had a good knowledge of trees, I would think of a tree that is both solid and ancient and one that is new and tender...a cross between the two. I think a little of both is always good, the whole balance thing.
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I was thinking about starting a thread called something to the effect of "Describe all your feelings about an issue." But I couldnt think of a good first issue that I had a shit load of mixed, subtle emotions, each with excellent reasons(or more accurately, easy to articulate reasons) behind them.
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I was thinking about starting a thread called something to the effect of "Describe all your feelings about an issue." But I couldnt think of a good first issue that I had a shit load of mixed, subtle emotions, each with excellent reasons(or more accurately, easy to articulate reasons) behind them.
I wouldn't bother, I doubt you would get much of a response to anything that is about feelings here :laugh:
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Well, i do doubt I would get many responses. Or only responses from a few specific people, not because people don't have complicated mixed feelings about a lot of issues, but because it is kind of a pain to totally dissect how you feel about an issue. I only listed 2 or 3 feelings about the AS kid killing the other kid, and I should have remarked upon their relative strength, but I could probably have described 3 or more other subtle feelings I had, but they would have been fairly hard to articulate, since they weren't very strong, and they didn't have very good reasoning behind them, but nonetheless I felt them.
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Well, i do doubt I would get many responses. Or only responses from a few specific people, not because people don't have complicated mixed feelings about a lot of issues, but because it is kind of a pain to totally dissect how you feel about an issue. I only listed 2 or 3 feelings about the AS kid killing the other kid, and I should have remarked upon their relative strength, but I could probably have described 3 or more other subtle feelings I had, but they would have been fairly hard to articulate, since they weren't very strong, and they didn't have very good reasoning behind them, but nonetheless I felt them.
Yes, the "Feelings Inventory", on any subject, is a pain for most people who don't even understand simple, primitive feelings.
SPARE US, PLEASE!
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Based on all the tests i've taken(they had different scales) my IQ is an average of 242.
I could probably get a score like that......if I add all the scores I've ever gotten up.
And I wish I could talk about my negative emotions more. It's really difficult.
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Based on all the tests i've taken(they had different scales) my IQ is an average of 242.
I could probably get a score like that......if I add all the scores I've ever gotten up.
And I wish I could talk about my negative emotions more. It's really difficult.
I envy that score! I did not realise any tests go that high. I know the MENSA does not, nor any of the ones we have here, like the Wechsler or the Stanford Binet. I don't think they do, anyway.
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Based on all the tests i've taken(they had different scales) my IQ is an average of 242.
Meh..... I bet he's just talking shit. There's only a few people on the planet with IQ's that high.
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I posted it in the disgusting fact thread for a reason.
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I posted it in the disgusting fact thread for a reason.
Kind of like when I said I could suck my own dick on the "Brag about it" thread?? ;D :laugh:
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It is something I am reluctant to tell people.
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I haven't talked about this before, 1) because I have a mild phobia of shit and I feel uncomfortable talking about it, but 2) it didn't really occur to me to explain it.
I have no strength in my push. I can only force shit out when there is a lot of it, and when the natural urge kicks in. Even when I can feel it in there, I cannot push hard enough to get it out. The way i've solved this is to take so many laxatives that it turns it all into fluid.
Plus I doubt anyone else has this kind of problem, but now I am kind of curious.
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Not that severe. My morning coffee usually takes care of that.
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I haven't talked about this before, 1) because I have a mild phobia of shit and I feel uncomfortable talking about it, but 2) it didn't really occur to me to explain it.
I have no strength in my push. I can only force shit out when there is a lot of it, and when the natural urge kicks in. Even when I can feel it in there, I cannot push hard enough to get it out. The way i've solved this is to take so many laxatives that it turns it all into fluid.
Plus I doubt anyone else has this kind of problem, but now I am kind of curious.
You aren't talking about your IQ now, are you? :P
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I haven't talked about this before, 1) because I have a mild phobia of shit and I feel uncomfortable talking about it, but 2) it didn't really occur to me to explain it.
I have no strength in my push. I can only force shit out when there is a lot of it, and when the natural urge kicks in. Even when I can feel it in there, I cannot push hard enough to get it out. The way i've solved this is to take so many laxatives that it turns it all into fluid.
Plus I doubt anyone else has this kind of problem, but now I am kind of curious.
What's wrong with just waiting until you need a shit to take a shit? ??? I never need to push with any great force; I only get the urge to shit when the pressure's built up a fair amount, and then it's more a matter of opening my sphincters and letting it evacuate itself under it's own pressure rather than actively pushing it out.
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I haven't talked about this before, 1) because I have a mild phobia of shit and I feel uncomfortable talking about it, but 2) it didn't really occur to me to explain it.
I have no strength in my push. I can only force shit out when there is a lot of it, and when the natural urge kicks in. Even when I can feel it in there, I cannot push hard enough to get it out. The way i've solved this is to take so many laxatives that it turns it all into fluid.
Plus I doubt anyone else has this kind of problem, but now I am kind of curious.
What's wrong with just waiting until you need a shit to take a shit? ??? I never need to push with any great force; I only get the urge to shit when the pressure's built up a fair amount, and then it's more a matter of opening my sphincters and letting it evacuate itself under it's own pressure rather than actively pushing it out.
Because sometimes the force is not enough. some of them are really stubborn, mainly the really hard ones, and if you are constipated enough, it won't come out. It's right there, but you can't push until your bowel moves and squeezes it out. I know what he means.
Also a torn anus is not fun.
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a ripped anus is alot better than an obstructed bowel.
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Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy. :) I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it. It pays to listen to the call of nature.
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I don't get the natural urge very often. And if I don't combine the natural urge with pushing like hell, it isn't coming out. That is, unless I take a lot of laxatives.
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Almost sounds like you have a kind of weakness in some of the muscles involved in the pushing process.
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pooptalk, what fun.
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Jepp, shit fun, like we say here. 8)
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Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy. :) I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it. It pays to listen to the call of nature.
peter is so perfect and darling he poops fluffy clouds. :P
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Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy. :) I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it. It pays to listen to the call of nature.
peter is so perfect and darling he poops fluffy clouds. :P
in the shapes of bunnies, kittens, hearts and mooses.
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Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy. :) I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it. It pays to listen to the call of nature.
peter is so perfect and darling he poops fluffy clouds. :P
in the shapes of bunnies, kittens, hearts and mooses.
Nah, that was back when the scariest thing he had ever done was shit. Now, his kittens are fucking the bunnies and the moose is shaking hearts off its antlers, after just goring a crowd of emos.
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have i mentioned my third ball?
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have i mentioned my third ball?
Get a needle out and lance the sumbitch!
... or call the doctor.
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have i mentioned my third ball?
Get a needle out and lance the sumbitch!
... or call the doctor.
but i have become attatched to it.
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have i mentioned my third ball?
Get a needle out and lance the sumbitch!
... or call the doctor.
but i have become attatched to it.
It is attached to you.
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It is attached to you.
:laugh:
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sommat!
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I once had 13 warts (at the same time) on my left hand.
They're gone now.
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I once had 13 warts (at the same time) on my left hand.
They're gone now.
did you hold a toad?
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Yes.....and he pee'd on me too.
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i guess that pee exacerbates the problem.
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Old wives tale, that one.
The, so called, "warts" on toad are not the result of a viral infection. Yours are.
(Oops! Should I have added Fuckstick, or Dweeb, or Dumbass, in an effort to be more Anti-Emo?)
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(Oops! Should I have added Fuckstick, or Dweeb, or Dumbass, in an effort to be more Anti-Emo?)
:laugh:
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Old wives tale, that one.
The, so called, "warts" on toad are not the result of a viral infection. Yours are.
(Oops! Should I have added Fuckstick, or Dweeb, or Dumbass, in an effort to be more Anti-Emo?)
Nah. It's optional. :green:
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have i just been called a toad fucker?
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You didn't have to tell us WHERE your warts are, did you?
:LMAO:
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You didn't have to tell us WHERE your warts are, did you?
:LMAO:
i stepped right into that one.
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Did you get the warts frozen off by the doctor? Cos that's bloody painful.
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You can put lapis, silver nitrate, on them. That'll kill most of them but won't be particularly painful.
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i don't have warts.
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Did you get the warts frozen off by the doctor? Cos that's bloody painful.
Tried that once but they came back.
Stuck wit the Compound W (mild acidic solution that's applied to the wart).
Also took high doses of vitiam C for about a month.
Combination of the 2 got rid of them.....and that was 18 years ago.
Haven't had one since.
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i don't have warts.
How did you get rid of them after fucking so many toads?
I have had a couple in the distant past. Not on my dick, though. I was not aware of my body's needs back then and I ate lots of shit, but not healthful foods. I think that contributed to my being susceptible. They were, both, burned off, leaving a huge hole, which eventually healed. They were done after their burning. Sure did stink, though.
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Silver nitrate. Simple, effective and as good as no pain.
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I presently have two ingrown pubic hairs.
:violin:
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I presently have two ingrown pubic hairs.
:violin:
OK. You win.
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I had a wart on my knee once, but I cut it out with a pair of toenail clippers and these little teeny scissor things I found. then i stuck one of those acid patch things they say to stick on 'em in the hole. A week later I had a new scar and have never had a wart since.
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I masturbate upwards of seven times a day, and I am starting to run out of towels.
The other day I farted at work in the back room, and My boss walked through it and threw up, I later gave in and took a shit at work, It looked like something from a hentai tentacle rape movie, it was terrifying because it just didn't stop, and it was so loud and stunk like indian food gone bad sitting in an open sewer.
One time I told a guy who had a dying relative that I couldn't cover for him at work because I had to pick up a guy in the middle of nowhere a couple of states over the next day, in reality I was going to see a band I have seen at least 70 times.
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you sound like me.
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I just realised I'm wearing my pants backwards, when I tried to put my hands in my pockets. I've had them on an hour and a half. :LMAO:
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:asthing:
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I just realised I'm wearing my pants backwards, when I tried to put my hands in my pockets. I've had them on an hour and a half. :LMAO:
i wouldn't last that long. i lurve to play pocket pool.
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I just realised I'm wearing my pants backwards, when I tried to put my hands in my pockets. I've had them on an hour and a half. :LMAO:
As long as they were sweats or jumpers, you're fine. It's fairly common. If you zipped up in the back, you have a problem ...
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I have a necromancy fetish.
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I have a necromancy fetish.
As in summoning the dead? You have an attachment with undead summons. That and raising threads from the dead.
Necrophiliacs are people that have sex with the dead, they are usually morticians or work in a morgue in some capacity (some are serial killers obviously). Necrophilia is not that common.
I lose things when I get high sometimes. I have lost my cellphone twice. I almost never lose things otherwise.
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Reviving dead threads.
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
Snap?
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
Snap?
Wazzat? Describe in explcit detail.
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
Snap?
Wazzat? Describe in explcit detail.
That basic card matching game you play when you are a kid....You turn over a card and put it on the pile and if it has the same picture on it as the one on the pile before it you yell Snap! and slap your hand down on the pack and get to keep the cards...person with the most cards wins...but technically this game could go on forever....much to the angst of my parents, no doubt!!!!
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I LOVE squeezing blackheads.
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That basic card matching game you play when you are a kid....You turn over a card and put it on the pile and if it has the same picture on it as the one on the pile before it you yell Snap! and slap your hand down on the pack and get to keep the cards...person with the most cards wins...but technically this game could go on forever....much to the angst of my parents, no doubt!!!!
I'd prefer bullshit, I'm guessing. Or spoons, but you need a big, cutthroat group for that to be fun.
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
Snap?
I know that game! I was terrible at it. But I was not too bad at UNO.
I still don't know how to play chess. Probably the only autie that doesn't. Last time I tried, the person I was playing with threw the chess pieces at me in frustration.
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
Snap?
I know that game! I was terrible at it. But I was not too bad at UNO.
I still don't know how to play chess. Probably the only autie that doesn't. Last time I tried, the person I was playing with threw the chess pieces at me in frustration.
I went through a Backgammon phase too.
My poor parents.
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I get excited about playing Scrabble.
I concur. Scrabble, taboo, chess, it's all good. And twister, but that's just a bit too obvious, isn't it?
Snap?
I know that game! I was terrible at it. But I was not too bad at UNO.
I still don't know how to play chess. Probably the only autie that doesn't. Last time I tried, the person I was playing with threw the chess pieces at me in frustration.
Eh. My mom taught me when I was in second grade or so; maybe it's easier if you're taught young. I'm not especially good at it, but I can play.
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I swallow my own snot and eat my own boogers sometimes.
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I have become addicted to Euchre.
::)
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
I used to love to rig minesweeper so that it had the max number of boxes and the min number of mines, so that at least half the time you only had to hit that first box to make the thing solve itself.
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I share my food with my dog almost every meal I'm home for and if not I bring him back something
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
I used to love to rig minesweeper so that it had the max number of boxes and the min number of mines, so that at least half the time you only had to hit that first box to make the thing solve itself.
That would take all the challenge out of it though. I used to love to discover the patterns and how to solve them.
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
I used to love to rig minesweeper so that it had the max number of boxes and the min number of mines, so that at least half the time you only had to hit that first box to make the thing solve itself.
That would take all the challenge out of it though. I used to love to discover the patterns and how to solve them.
Gimme a little credit! I did it the real way too!!!
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
I used to love to rig minesweeper so that it had the max number of boxes and the min number of mines, so that at least half the time you only had to hit that first box to make the thing solve itself.
That would take all the challenge out of it though. I used to love to discover the patterns and how to solve them.
Gimme a little credit! I did it the real way too!!!
I wasn't denying you any credit. You are after all, the Riddle Meister. ;)
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I share my food with my dog almost every meal I'm home for and if not I bring him back something
Awww! I don't bring home people food for my dogs, but whichever one is sitting next to my chair when I'm eating usually gets tossed a bite or 2.
Oh, and I let my dogs lick my face, which is probably pretty gross, all things considered. lol
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
I used to love to rig minesweeper so that it had the max number of boxes and the min number of mines, so that at least half the time you only had to hit that first box to make the thing solve itself.
That would take all the challenge out of it though. I used to love to discover the patterns and how to solve them.
Gimme a little credit! I did it the real way too!!!
I wasn't denying you any credit. You are after all, the Riddle Meister. ;)
Well, to be fair, I may or may not have ever been able to solve a puzzle on the hardest setting. I can't recall, so likely not.
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I share my food with my dog almost every meal I'm home for and if not I bring him back something
Awww! I don't bring home people food for my dogs, but whichever one is sitting next to my chair when I'm eating usually gets tossed a bite or 2.
Oh, and I let my dogs lick my face, which is probably pretty gross, all things considered. lol
My dog shares my food and licks my face. She tries to lick my face after eating her poop too. She stole my peach today. :(
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I share my food with my dog almost every meal I'm home for and if not I bring him back something
Awww! I don't bring home people food for my dogs, but whichever one is sitting next to my chair when I'm eating usually gets tossed a bite or 2.
Oh, and I let my dogs lick my face, which is probably pretty gross, all things considered. lol
My dog shares my food and licks my face. She tries to lick my face after eating her poop too. She stole my peach today. :(
My dog used to steal his own food, too. If I put some particularly delectable item down in his bowl, he would sneak up on it, grab it and slink away, quickly, to go into the living room to eat. I could never convince him that it was OK for him to have in his own bowl.
He would come dashing up when I returned home and leap into my arms, claw his way up to my shoulders to hang on and lick my forehead for as long as I would allow him.
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my dog just loves licking people though I am one of the few that put up with it
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I share my food with my dog almost every meal I'm home for and if not I bring him back something
Awww! I don't bring home people food for my dogs, but whichever one is sitting next to my chair when I'm eating usually gets tossed a bite or 2.
Oh, and I let my dogs lick my face, which is probably pretty gross, all things considered. lol
My dog shares my food and licks my face. She tries to lick my face after eating her poop too. She stole my peach today. :(
My dog used to steal his own food, too. If I put some particularly delectable item down in his bowl, he would sneak up on it, grab it and slink away, quickly, to go into the living room to eat. I could never convince him that it was OK for him to have in his own bowl.
He would come dashing up when I returned home and leap into my arms, claw his way up to my shoulders to hang on and lick my forehead for as long as I would allow him.
Waggy tries to climb on top of my head when she's on my lap. She also attacks my head when I'm doing pressups.
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I've tasted my own vaginal discharge.
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my dog just loves licking people though I am one of the few that put up with it
Waggy just licked me and mum before we realised she'd eaten a poo. :(
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I used to be addicted to Minesweeper.
I used to love to rig minesweeper so that it had the max number of boxes and the min number of mines, so that at least half the time you only had to hit that first box to make the thing solve itself.
That would take all the challenge out of it though. I used to love to discover the patterns and how to solve them.
Patterns...I am always seeing faces in linoleum or tiling patterns.
It's freaky.
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Patterns...I am always seeing faces in linoleum or tiling patterns.
It's freaky.
me too- faces, iterations of established patterns, etc.
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Patterns...I am always seeing faces in linoleum or tiling patterns.
It's freaky.
me too- faces, iterations of established patterns, etc.
i see elephant shaped clouds. and an occasional horse.
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i saw faces all the time anywhere. lots in the old wallpaper. i haven't seem them for years.
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Patterns...I am always seeing faces in linoleum or tiling patterns.
It's freaky.
me too- faces, iterations of established patterns, etc.
i see elephant shaped clouds. and an occasional horse.
I see crazy cartoonlike profiles, lots of fish and sometimes a mushroom cloud.
:yikes:
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When I was in hospital with the blood clot I don't know what pain meds they gave me but I saw a really freaky looking face in the curtains and it was moving :o In the middle of the night when the nurse came to take my obs I woke up and for a good 30 seconds or so I was sure it was Dunc naked and I wondered what the hell he was doing there. :laugh:
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:laugh: that's funny. what if you jumped his bones and woke up next to curtains? :laugh:
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:laugh: that's funny. what if you jumped his bones and woke up next to curtains? :laugh:
Luckily I was too out of it to jump on him before I realised it was really a nurse. The curtains really freaked me out though, I wish I knew what they'd given me- I'd try get hold of some more :laugh:
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ooh yeah. :P love weirdo pills.
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When I was in hospital with the blood clot I don't know what pain meds they gave me but I saw a really freaky looking face in the curtains and it was moving :o In the middle of the night when the nurse came to take my obs I woke up and for a good 30 seconds or so I was sure it was Dunc naked and I wondered what the hell he was doing there. :laugh:
:lol: Sounds more entertaining than the neon green frogs I saw in a similar situation. The nurse put something in my IV and before she even finished the injection-- frogs everywhere!
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Good job you don't have a phobia about them then. :laugh:
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Good job you don't have a phobia about them then. :laugh:
Except she does. It wasn't pretty. :yikes:
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Good job you don't have a phobia about them then. :laugh:
Except she does. It wasn't pretty. :yikes:
Not good then. :o
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I've tasted my own vomit and swallowed some of it again.
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Good job you don't have a phobia about them then. :laugh:
Except she does. It wasn't pretty. :yikes:
Not good then. :o
Eh, it wasn't that bad, they were kind of cartoony. If they had been realistic looking, I'd have run out of there screaming, IV and all. :P
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Good job you don't have a phobia about them then. :laugh:
Except she does. It wasn't pretty. :yikes:
Not good then. :o
Eh, it wasn't that bad, they were kind of cartoony. If they had been realistic looking, I'd have run out of there screaming, IV and all. :P
Was it only visual and not tactile, then?
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I looked at a pic of TBitch's dick even after being warned.
:o
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Not embarrassing (not really disgusting either), but i can regurgitate at will.
Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
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Not embarrassing (not really disgusting either), but i can regurgitate at will.
Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
No - HELL no. I was making a joke.
Stopping your active piss stream is near Herculean, though. You must have something "Special" going on. I have to pinch it off, if I need to stop and that hurts !!!
:yikes:
I've seen lots of people Sell The Buick on cue. I can't. I can't even fool myself by manipulating my gag areas with my fingers. It's kind of like trying to tickle my own ribs. It doesn't work.
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too.
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too.
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too.
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.
No, I think it's pretty similar. Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles. I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels".
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too.
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.
No, I think it's pretty similar. Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles. I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels".
it burns when i stop my piss midstream....a kinda burn at the tip of my urethra
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Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
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Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
marking dawg would be jealous.
i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.
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Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
marking dawg would be jealous.
i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.
Yes, that was a good game. A bit worrying, people running towards you with there dicks hanging out though.
It never did catch on. Probably just as well.
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:LMAO:
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Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
marking dawg would be jealous.
i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.
Yes, that was a good game. A bit worrying, people running towards you with there dicks hanging out though.
It never did catch on. Probably just as well.
Who cares, you're an asshole!!!
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Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
Kegal excercises. Peter North does his every day.
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I've always been able to stop and start with no difficulty.
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I can start and stop with no difficulty. Harder to start peeing when I really don't have anything to piss at all. Really easy when I have to pee badly obviously. It is easier for me to piss on things in front of people when I am drunk (cars, fences, etc.). If I do stop peeing before I am finished it ends up bothering me and I have to piss later to finish off what I started (I don't have to actually pinch it off though).
I used to pick my nose and eat it when I was in elementary school. Now I sometimes pick my nose, but I leave the boogers behind on a chair or something like that.
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I usually get up in the middle of the night at least once and have a cup of lite cranberry juice and some dry cereal. Honestly, it seems to help me get back to sleep rather than keep me awake.
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too.
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.
No, I think it's pretty similar. Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles. I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels".
I do.
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I've always been able to stop and start with no difficulty.
OK, I can stop the flow, but what do you do with that couple of teaspoons that made it down the pipe before the valve was shut off, without pinching it off. At that point, those couple of teaspoons are already cooling and enjoying their freedom. I have not mastered sucking it back up.
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I took from a Chinese restaurant one of there Chinese spoons yesterday.
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You should have your butt reddened by a clan of young Chinese girls for this atrocity.
:evillaugh:
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I eat ice cream from the carton. (I only double-dip the spoon if I know nobody else is going to eat the ice cream, though.)
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You should have your butt reddened by a clan of young Chinese girls for this atrocity.
:evillaugh:
:spank: :laugh:
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I lick my bowls clean.
Even in restaurants,
if I think I can get
away with it.
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how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
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me three
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I'm a girl but I taught myself how to pee standing up. You grab a couple folds and pull them back. It's hard to explain.
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I keep toys(a slinky, plastic animals ,ect) in my truck for when I get bored on the road
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I have a runny nose so I keep blowing back my snot and swallowing it.
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I can successfully beat off up to nine times a day.
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I sneezed on my hand while driving and it looked gross. Tried not to touch the steering wheel too much. Then I got to some red traffic lights and was able to reach to get a tissue.
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how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
how is that impolite? it tells the cook you liked the food. i lick too when it's been yummy. only when home.
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i really look like this:
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Christopher-Walken-Photograph-C12148246.jpeg)
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how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
how is that impolite? it tells the cook you liked the food. i lick too when it's been yummy. only when home.
I think this kind of thing is highly dependent on what country/region you are in. In the US, Miss Manners would say that even using a piece of bread to wipe sauce from your bowl would be rude. However, Mordok has told me it's common in other places he's travelled-- I want to say Italy, but he's currently snoring on the couch and I can't confirm.
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how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
how is that impolite? it tells the cook you liked the food. i lick too when it's been yummy. only when home.
I think this kind of thing is highly dependent on what country/region you are in. In the US, Miss Manners would say that even using a piece of bread to wipe sauce from your bowl would be rude. However, Mordok has told me it's common in other places he's travelled-- I want to say Italy, but he's currently snoring on the couch and I can't confirm.
It is common practice all over Europe i would say.
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how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
how is that impolite? it tells the cook you liked the food. i lick too when it's been yummy. only when home.
I think this kind of thing is highly dependent on what country/region you are in. In the US, Miss Manners would say that even using a piece of bread to wipe sauce from your bowl would be rude. However, Mordok has told me it's common in other places he's travelled-- I want to say Italy, but he's currently snoring on the couch and I can't confirm.
It is common practice all over Europe i would say.
Ahhhh, ok.
There's a slightly embarrassing fact-- I've never travelled outside the US. Not travelled very far within the US either.
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i don't think it's very common in europe to lick plates in public. i would never do that. it'd be too embarassing. and mom complains when i do it at home.
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i don't think it's very common in europe to lick plates in public. i would never do that. it'd be too embarassing. and mom complains when i do it at home.
Its not something I've seen much of either, I always thought it was one of those things that people do at home but would think it was rude to do it in the company of other people.
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i wouldn't find it rude, just surprising. :P
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i don't think it's very common in europe to lick plates in public. i would never do that. it'd be too embarassing. and mom complains when i do it at home.
Well, no, I don't think licking the plate in public is common anywhere. I was talking about using a piece of bread or something to mop up sauce on a plate/bowl.
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i don't think it's very common in europe to lick plates in public. i would never do that. it'd be too embarassing. and mom complains when i do it at home.
My wife complains when my daughter or I lick the plate clean at home but when she's not around it's fair game like eating things your not supposed to with your hands stuffed clams for instance :laugh:
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i don't think it's very common in europe to lick plates in public. i would never do that. it'd be too embarassing. and mom complains when i do it at home.
Well, no, I don't think licking the plate in public is common anywhere. I was talking about using a piece of bread or something to mop up sauce on a plate/bowl.
that is not weird.
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i don't think it's very common in europe to lick plates in public. i would never do that. it'd be too embarassing. and mom complains when i do it at home.
My wife complains when my daughter or I lick the plate clean at home but when she's not around it's fair game like eating things your not supposed to with your hands stuffed clams for instance :laugh:
you handstuff clams. :laugh:
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But...clams have feelings too :'(
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But...clams have feelings too :'(
If you live in New England, clams, stuffed, steamed or fried are considered quite the delicacy! :green:
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I liked them fried with a mustard and lemon sauce.
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how is that disgusting? It's just in polite. I always lick my bowls when there has been something tasty there.
Oops, I meant bowels, not bowls. :laugh:
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:laugh:
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I had a guy come on to Me.
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When I'm done shopping, I find one of the shopping cart corrals much farther away, because it is mostly free of nearby cars. Once I get almost there, I play shopping cart horseshoes and launch the fucking thing with all the pent-up energy I saved from not being allowed strangle any annoying co-patrons.
It's like horseshoes, because close counts as a score. Sorry about the occasional "Beamer" parked unfortunately in range, so as to not get pranged by other doors.
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I've never had a guy cum all over me.
Well, other than myself.
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That's fucking disgusting.
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I'v had guys come on to me more times than I can shake a stick at. :eh: :ghey: :puke: :darnit:
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hot.
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
:beer:
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:agreed:
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
:beer:
Wrong thread. :laugh:
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
:beer:
Wrong thread. :laugh:
:laugh: for a second, i thought it was deja vu.
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All over again?
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that part is just your usual mo. ;)
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Or Yogi Berra's.
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
how YOU doin'? :eyebrows: :-* :eyelash:
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
how YOU doin'? :eyebrows: :-* :eyelash:
Goddamn you! you beat me to it!
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Since you both WANT to so badly,
feel free to do it in front of me.
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
how YOU doin'? :eyebrows: :-* :eyelash:
Goddamn you! you beat me to it!
we can have a threesome.
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I left my outdoor sound system going, Balz-To-The-Wall, in the rain today while I went to a job interview.
I came back all punk and stimmy and it was still raising hell in the neighborhood for a couple of hours and no one was there to appreciate it. I'm sure a few did not appreciate it one little bit, though, when they came home from work.
I can't believe I walked off and left it going, so loud! I must have been a bit more nervous than I thought I wass.
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I've never had a girl come onto me. :'(
Only guys.
how YOU doin'? :eyebrows: :-* :eyelash:
Goddamn you! you beat me to it!
we can have a threesome.
can we have a FOURSOME? :eyebrows: :green:
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I like golf too though. :'(
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why the tears?
can we have a FOURSOME? :eyebrows: :green:
do you have a vagina?
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PREJUDICE!
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Could we just make it a lesbian threesome and maybe having the blokes standing above and wanking over them? Or is that too disgusting? Where's mah DV camera, dammit?
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I failed PE in eighth grade one semester and got D's the rest :-[
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
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I found that cortisone creams
used to help.
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There's a fungus among us :o
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What? WHERE???
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.
Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.
Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.
BTDs might go both ways, though.
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.
Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.
BTDs might go both ways, though.
You sound as if you speak from experience.
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
You might have worms. They can make you itch down there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_worms
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I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.
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My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.
Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.
BTDs might go both ways, though.
You sound as if you speak from experience.
Meh, it's just a simple basic fact of numbers ... reflexive property, I believe.
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I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.
Jacking off in the tub is kinda neat.
The water makes the semen come
out all stringy.
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That's true, actually. Try pissing in the bath too - turns the colour a strange shade of green if there's enough and it's the right colour!
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Never did that. Somehow, that seemed too icky
for me. :laugh:
Weird how one views things.
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I was in the car park of the local supermarket. I saw a woman who I would have liked to pound the arse off. Although I didn't know her I later found out she was my cousin. I felt slightly ill afterward.
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^But you can do that to your cousin. Can't you? Hmm... :paperbag:
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I seem to have lost most of the callouses on my hands. Handling tools reminds me of this, rather quickly.
I feel like a wimp.
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What kind of tools?
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Garden fork, spade, rake ...
I've been a little lazy this summer.
(check my post count)
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'Tis not the end of the world. There's all winter to carry on posting here yet!
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Garden fork, spade, rake ...
I've been a little lazy this summer.
(check my post count)
you haven't been here enough. check my post count. :laugh:
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pah. you're a lightweight, O Man. :smarty:
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i know, i know... :'(
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my colitis was kicking in and I was farting up a storm today! :-[
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I seem to have lost most of the callouses on my hands. Handling tools reminds me of this, rather quickly.
I feel like a wimp.
Guess you'll have to wear gloves. :laugh:
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my colitis was kicking in and I was farting up a storm today! :-[
Read this as coitus, the first time through.
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If I open my mouth wide and move my tongue to the top of my mouth I can shoot saliva out of my salvatory glands a good 3-4 feet :o
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Yeah that is called "snaking" around here. I can't get 4 feet, but I can at least get 2 feet with that particular type of spitting. Haven't done that since highschool .
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I only noticed one day while brushing my teeth never saw anybody else do it before
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I only noticed one day while brushing my teeth never saw anybody else do it before
I've always been pretty good at snake spitting. It's just a matter of figuring which tongue muscle movement compresses your salivary glands in the bottom of your mouth. I can usually do one really good one, but not again for a while.
I had oral surgery for gingivitis (get your teeth cleaned often by a good hygienist, people! You can't do it all on your own!) a few years ago and that's some pretty serious stuff they have to do. They put several shots into the major nerves in my mouth and there are some residual effects to the various nerves, apparently, which last for days. Even the motor nerves were affected to a degree.
I found that I would just be talking normally and I would snake spit a couple of feet, without trying to at all. It continued to happen for several days after it seemed that the shots wore off. Of course I talked a little oddly during that time, too.
The spitting bit is funny, now, but at the time it was actually quite embarrassing.
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I had to clean this and others like it up at work yesterday:eh:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q131/parts67/022.jpg)
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Is that a mole?
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Is that a mole?
It's a mummified rat some where like this some just fur and skeletons, there were also birds and bats. Boy that makes me want to live in the condos above, If they only knew ::)
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You should tell them as you leave.
"Thanks for all your work."
"No problem, oh by the way did you know there's a mummified rat under your floor? Well anyways, see ya."
hehe
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You should tell them as you leave.
"Thanks for all your work."
"No problem, oh by the way did you know there's a mummified rat under your floor? Well anyways, see ya."
hehe
I take lots of pictures under the condos were I am working just in case they don't pay me then I will make up photo CD's for everyone including the town heath and building departments I also let them know I have the pictures as encouragement for my quick payment :evillaugh:
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:lol:
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I talk to myself more than anyone else :-[
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i talk to the people on TV. i talk to myself about the people on TV. like, OMG don't do that! OMG i can't believe he did that! and stuff. :P
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i also clap when people clap on TV.
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I kick people on TV.
Now I don't have one. :laugh:
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I kick people on TV.
Now I don't have one. :laugh:
Did you do a "Keith Moon" ??
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Yeah. Back in my bad old days.
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I hurt.
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i also clap when people clap on TV.
I don't clap ever
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I talk to myself more than anyone else :-[
But do you answer? I answer.
I can also burp on cue. ;D
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i also clap when people clap on TV.
I don't clap ever
I hate clapping!
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i also clap when people clap on TV.
I don't clap ever
I hate clapping!
Sometimes I pretend but I hate it too
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Yeah, I pretend, but, I often just blow it off as some idiotic ritual and pretend clap, so as not to hurt my hands.
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Yeah, I pretend, but, I often just blow it off as some idiotic ritual and pretend clap, so as not to hurt my hands.
The noise really bothers me when ever I go anywhere with clapping i wear ear pugs
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Yeah, I pretend, but, I often just blow it off as some idiotic ritual and pretend clap, so as not to hurt my hands.
The noise really bothers me when ever I go anywhere with clapping i wear ear pugs
I usually have a cassette tape walkman or portable cd player with me to block off the noise!
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i love clapping.
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I clap when deserved.
But, I won't do it for just
any band.
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i clap when happy.
i clap when people i like do something clapworthy.
i clap when other people clap at people i like when they've done something clapworthy.
i clap when people clap just because clapping is fun and infectious and when other people are clapping you should be clapping too.
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:clap:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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I clap when I get the clap.
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i had a premonition - or call it logic, that someone would talk about the clap.
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Only common sense, 'round here. :laugh:
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:angel:
:clap:
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Or cum in scents.
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I've had constipation problems my whole life. When I was a infant my mother had to give me a pill to give me as an infant used under doctor's orders to make me go and I go about a half hour later.
I once messed myself at night when I was 10 while I had the flu and I didn't even know I had messed until I went in the bathroom to go and I had diareah. It was all runny.
I also messed myself at school one time when I was 5 because I also had diareah that day too. I had the stomach cramps all day and then during snack time, it finally comes out and my teacher thought I did it on purpose because she was telling me I go in the toilet, not in my pants and she kept talking and talking. I had to go home in messy pants and I changed into a clean pair when I got home. Luckily it was the end of the school day when it happened.
I messed myself at the Denver airport just last November because I had the runs. My mom was mad because she had to deal with the smell on the plane for an hour and a half. Luckily no one else smelled it but her. I thought for a month she thought I did it on purpose because she was mad at me but she said she wasn't mad about that, she was mad about the smell and I didn't have any cleaning supplies or nothing to change into. I told her I thought I was done with the runs, if I would have known I still had them, I would have brought more protection with me. She also told me she knew it was an accident. All that was embarrassing because it was in public.
I liked peeing on my Barbie dolls when I was 5 and I was into the bathroom stuff. I used to pretend my two CandyLand men were peeing on each other. I also used to pretend my two barbie dolls were going to the bathroom and I liked peeing in my playhouse. Once my mother found out I was doing it, it was hard for her to get me to stop because it had already became a habit and I had been doing it for so long, it was hard for me to stop.
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I once ate a piece from my own vomit.
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I once ate a piece from my own vomit.
YUMMY!
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that's for sharing that disgusting tale. :(
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I've sucked some back in
my mouth.
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I've squeezed my little poopies after digging it out of me and I like looking at it seeing all the different colors in it. But I remember to throw the feces away after I am done with my shower. No one needs to see it.
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
I don't like clapping much, either.
I can blot it out, usually and it doesn't get to me, but when it gets bad I have to mouth-stim-hum-talk to myself-laugh too loud and so forth. What I usually do to substitute for clapping is I cup my hands and fit them together to make a very loud, but much lower frequency, hollow-sounding clop, kind of like a gorilla chest thump, rather than a clap.
The people around me usually stop and look at me - WTF?
... but at least they stop clapping.
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I clap when I get the clap.
I would clop if you got the clap.
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I've sucked some back in
my mouth.
My son used to think if he could just swallow it down again, he wouldn't be sick.
I have seen him contain vomit and swallow it again, only to have it heave up once again with even greater force. He was very embarrassed to be vomiting.
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
How many two or three year year olds have you known? This fascination is quite common in that age group. I am left wondering as to SG's maturity level, once again.
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh:
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:puke:
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh:
:LMAO: :plus:
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
How many two or three year year olds have you known? This fascination is quite common in that age group. I am left wondering as to SG's maturity level, once again.
I've never wondered about her maturity level, being a student of Dr. Drew Pinski.
Her diaper fascination indicates she suffered severe trauma as a toddler and a large part of her mind is stuck at that stage of development. Only intensive therapy with a shrink who knows how to treat this is going to make her grow out of it.
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh:
Kind of like these?
http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/unique-gift-ideas.php
(http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/images/prodrange.jpg)
:laugh:
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/dies
:LMAO:
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:yikes: :puke:
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Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:
Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.
She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh:
Kind of like these?
http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/unique-gift-ideas.php
(http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/images/prodrange.jpg)
:laugh:
:plus:
:LMAO:
If they sold them for profit, instead of giving them as gifts, would they then be Entremanures?
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Heh - was just about to add some sexual innuendo but realised the conversation had moved on. Damn!
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Heh - was just about to add some sexual innuendo but realised the conversation had moved on. Damn!
You can still do it.
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As long as it doesn't involve shit in any way, shape or form.
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Heh - was just about to add some sexual innuendo but realised the conversation had moved on. Damn!
So now we don't get our sexual innuendo? I am disappointed that you are so easily distracted.
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I've sucked some back in
my mouth.
My son used to think if he could just swallow it down again, he wouldn't be sick.
I have seen him contain vomit and swallow it again, only to have it heave up once again with even greater force. He was very embarrassed to be vomiting.
I've often done that, but mainly when I'm
not somewhere safe to do so. I can remember
ONCE failing, and spewing all over the hall.
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I feel crazy right now and don't know altogether why >:(
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My neck hurts, and I didn't
even try to suck myself.
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I once threw up outside and the cat came and tried to eat it and I was pushing him away while I kept being sick. I didn't want to throw up on the cat.
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I once threw up outside and the cat came and tried to eat it and I was pushing him away while I kept being sick. I didn't want to throw up on the cat.
Cats are not hindered by the disgust that we feel, but they are naturally more dainty in their eating habits, most of the time. Dogs, on the other hand, instinctively jump right on it, because that is the we they feed as weening pups.
The pack often makes a community kill and the strongest members always eat as much as they can, as fast as they can and mothers especially rush back to her pups and yuck up some for the brood to fight over. It is said that the reason that dogs try to lick humans around our mouths is to cause us to vomit so we will share our meal, the way their obliging mothers always did. Instinct!
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They still don't like being puked on.
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One time my cat pooped in her litterbox but she missed as she went so the poop went outside the box on the floor and I had to clean it up using paper towels. Then I had to use a rag to wipe the spot and then I threw it in the laundry.
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I need to wash my ass,
after every movement.
This is weird in public restrooms.
If no one's around, I'll sit in the damned
sink.
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ew gross! but i appreciate the need for cleanliness. :plus:
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Almost got caught a couple of times.
Mainly, it's not a problem, but I was
spending LONG hours at the office over
the summer.
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I have poor sense of touch especially in my hands consequently they are always covered in cuts and scrapes that I can't figure out where they came from ???
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I have a lousy sense of balance. Which makes yard work interesting, especially when I'm moving heavy objects around. And I have the bruises to prove it! ::)
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I'm kind of a klutz. I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.
:laugh:
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I'm kind of a klutz. I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.
:laugh:
So am I but I have a hard time figuring out just where they came form
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I'm kind of a klutz. I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.
:laugh:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm, makes for interesting sex......wouldn't you say! :eyebrows: I can just see the next title for an aspie porn move "Voracious sex klutz's". :laugh:
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:plus:
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I'm kind of a klutz. I run into things a lot and I have the bruises to prove it.
:laugh:
hhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm, makes for interesting sex......wouldn't you say! :eyebrows: I can just see the next title for an aspie porn move "Voracious sex klutz's". :laugh:
:plus:
Yes, my husband points to a huge bruise and asks me how I got it and I have no idea.
:laugh:
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I think this is more appropriate than the post an offensive fact about you, because these facts can be embarassing or disgusting to you as well as everyone else, it is usually hard to be really, truely offended by a fact about yourself. Also, I don't think there are a lot of things that a lot of us here really do find offensive.
Racists, sexists, republicans, NT's(2 of those were jokes, guess which).
So I'll start off with a disgusting fact.
I have a digestive system made out of iron - in that it doesnt move. You know how a gentle laxative is a joke because that is like a civil war? Well if i take an extra strength laxative it only makes my digestive system move just below average.
But all the alcohol i drank last night helped, and just finished a semi-satisfying movement.
I don't know if this qualifies as disgusting...but I am a total scab picker. my scabs...your scabs...it doesn't matter.
I will pick them against your will, if need be. I love scabs.
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when i used to cut i picked the scabs over and over again until it would stubbornly heal. then i had to make more cuts. :laugh:
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Better a scab picker
than a skat picker.
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I have problems not picking my scabs. I have to try to resist doing it, same as popping pimples when they have already been popped. Luckily I haven't gotten any new ones. I use acne cream. I also get bruises all the time. I am not sure from being clumsy or because I am too thin (lot of people say I am) or because my eating disorder does it. I've been getting bruises since I was 15 when I started losing weight.
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i pick my nose sometimes, when no ones watching. :eh:
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i pick my nose sometimes, when no ones watching. :eh:
I pick my nose .............. when people watch. ::)
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I pick other people's noses. :laugh:
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I pick my nose too and I swallow my snot when I blow my snot up my nose and down my throat.
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I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.
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As a kid I mastered the art of blocking one nostril and shooting a stream of snot into the gutter.
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As a kid I mastered the art of blocking one nostril and shooting a stream of snot into the gutter.
That image conjured up the song, "Lather" by Jefferson Airplane and the line.
"Putting drumsticks on either side of his nose,
snotting the best licks in town."
:laugh:
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My new dog Marly sleeps under the covers next to me :-[
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I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.
what's a good reason to spit?
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I can't pee in public bathrooms
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At work, we do various things to break up the monotony of the daily grind, just before the store opens; word games, trivia games, nerf baseball, etc. Yesterday we played volleyball with a soft, out-of-balance, crazy-bouncing kid's ball. I stopped a fast moving elbow with the bridge of my nose. It didn't bleed or anything, but today, it is very sore!!
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I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.
what's a good reason to spit?
No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.
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so what's not a good reason to spit?
I can't pee in public bathrooms
you're a guy. try being a girl. :P i dunno how to pee standing up.
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I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.
what's a good reason to spit?
No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.
:squit:?
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I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit. :angel:
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I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit. :angel:
Create a situation where fancy dinners can happen in the privacy of your own hiome, maybe.
I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.
... but that's just mee.
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I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up
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I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up
I remember I got halfway to work before realising I had a slipper on one foot once. :lol:
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I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up
Kinda cool, if ya asked me.
I have never left the house like that, but I have done it, trying to hurrry, before.
It is worse than average, when you have several pairs of work boots that are nearly the samme.
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i forgot my glasses. i went to school and didn't realize. i also forgot my pants frequently, wearing overalls and then we took them off at the hall and i didn't have inside pants on. i had wool pantyhose. :laugh:
i would wear different pairs of shoes. as long as they were the same shape. i like to wear different colored socks.
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I almost never wear matching socks takes to long to sort them and there's always left overs so now I buy gray thermal socks only the top is different and nobody sees that I hope :laugh:
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i forgot my glasses. i went to school and didn't realize. i also forgot my pants frequently, wearing overalls and then we took them off at the hall and i didn't have inside pants on. i had wool pantyhose. :laugh:
i would wear different pairs of shoes. as long as they were the same shape. i like to wear different colored socks.
different coloured socks is cool too. they even have a brand of designer sock over here that are all mismatched.
i love them!!
if only they weren't so damnn girly, I could get away with wearing them.
you would no longer have to match socks
hoowah!
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i got detention for throwing my shoes out the window in english once. and i was born in the first NHS hospital in england
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i got detention for telling a teacher she was a bitch in second grade :-[
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:plus:
most teachers are bitches
i wish id told some of mine that :P
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i got into a fight with 3 phys ed teachers. :orly:
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i never did anything bad to any of my teachers :(
most of them were assholes though so i should have
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In school if I hated the teacher I would fail the class take typing,sociology,PE,English and even science one semester oh and of course take my anus for example. I was a lss than stellar student at times with All A's and B's except for the pricky teachers who knew I hated them and wasn't afraid to say so
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i sometimes failed classes because i hated the teacher.
well, only once (i didnt bother taking my calculator into the exam and got a D on business studies)
but another time i hated the teacher i just refused to do the work so he dropped me off the course
that was pretty stupid of me though as i would have got an A or A* going by my mocks lol
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I was a very stubborn child who grew into a extremely stubborn adult mules have nothing on me and if I don't like someone they know it
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im very stubborn apparently, i dunno though, i don't think im THAT stubborn, but i definitely can be sometimes
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i never did anything bad to any of my teachers :(
most of them were assholes though so i should have
heh. my class at high school was full of bastards, several of which had been excluded but no other school in the area would take them, or which had been expelled from other schools lol. our form teacher didn't want us back after the first year, the replacement had severe eczema which to our evil amusement we discovered we could provoke by scratching our faces until she started. we also induced nervous breakdowns in two other teachers and planted marijuana seeds in the plant pots.
in hindsight, 14/15 year olds are cunts. :lol:
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we also gave our teacher a nervous breakdown. :orly: it was well coming though. he had taught 3rd-6th grade for years. one year he came to school for two weeks and two days and was sick the rest of the year. the parents got together and decided he had to go. they circled a petition to have him removed. poor guy. he was so frazzled he always looked like hell and once came to school with a sleeve torn off. his hair was a mess. we had a lot of subs. we loved our subs though. they were fun and could command respect. well some of them could. coupla guys we really liked, they were young and not worn out lol. (one of them ended up being our permanent teacher. he was cool.) 8) and they had a better connection with us. i think if you don't have a connection and two-way respect with your class you're not gonna be a great teacher to them.
actualleh... i think maybe he was aspie. he was dyslexic and always misread my name. the old teacher that is.
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we also gave our teacher a nervous breakdown. :orly: it was well coming though. he had taught 3rd-6th grade for years. one year he came to school for two weeks and two days and was sick the rest of the year. the parents got together and decided he had to go. they circled a petition to have him removed. poor guy. he was so frazzled he always looked like hell and once came to school with a sleeve torn off. his hair was a mess. we had a lot of subs. we loved our subs though. they were fun and could command respect. well some of them could. coupla guys we really liked, they were young and not worn out lol. (one of them ended up being our permanent teacher. he was cool.) 8) and they had a better connection with us. i think if you don't have a connection and two-way respect with your class you're not gonna be a great teacher to them.
actualleh... i think maybe he was aspie. he was dyslexic and always misread my name. the old teacher that is.
I was like that for a few years when university gave me a breakdown.
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My breakdowns took on an immediate form, such as instantaneous expulsion of stomach contents, and often were over as suddenly as they started, but with me running for cover.
... usually embarrassed.
I don't really call that vomiting, though. I think of vomiting as something that happens when there is a problem within my stomach, which is quite rare.
Chucking, to me is the same as what birds do. If you ever startle a bird, they immediately shit, then take off, flying. My reaction to some things causes a similar function. Lose the excess weight and run!
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I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.
what's a good reason to spit?
No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.
:squit:?
Exactly. If you spit it out,
in the restaurant, you'd be
leaving a gooey mess under
the table.
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I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit. :angel:
Only arrested if caught.
Tablecloths are wonderful.
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I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.
A short, high class, callgirl?
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i imagine went under the table. why would he need to take the shrimp?
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I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.
A short, high class, callgirl?
:rofl:
Nupe!
I am talking about a fancy seafood dinner, created at much expense and through hours and hours of prep-time (inspired by my desire to impress a tallish redhead), discarded in a moment's impulse, in order to carry on to a much higher level of socialising (or jump across a few levels, actually).
It all went our way, but I have wished for that dinner back more than once, but with present company atending.
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Food on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
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Food on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
so, you would bow out of my awesome and delicious soup!??!
:grrr:
probably wouldn't eat my homemade bread either, since it has many ingredients touching and even interacting with each other. shame.
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Food on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
:laugh:
You just said something very willow.
I miss her. :'(
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Food on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
so, you would bow out of my awesome and delicious soup!??!
:grrr:
probably wouldn't eat my homemade bread either, since it has many ingredients touching and even interacting with each other. shame.
If the food is made to touch say soup of Shepard's pie that is acceptable. Beans touching my hamburger is not neither are mixed vegetables unless they come that way. I even have plates with dividers
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I used to love those plates.
I guess the concept always
vaguely bothered me. :laugh:
Or else I just liked the style.
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Food on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
:laugh:
You just said something very willow.
I miss her. :'(
Yeah. Same here, I miss her a good deal. Haven't heard from her in a month or so probably.
I used to not let foods on my plate touch either. I tried to reconcile that it all goes into the stomach anyways, but it doesn't work like that. I am a picky eater to begin with.
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I eat one thing at a time too like first the corn then the beans then the meat ect.
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I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
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Food on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
:laugh:
You just said something very willow.
I miss her. :'(
Yeah. Same here, I miss her a good deal. Haven't heard from her in a month or so probably.
I used to not let foods on my plate touch either. I tried to reconcile that it all goes into the stomach anyways, but it doesn't work like that. I am a picky eater to begin with.
food is just ground up compounds that rot in our guts. we live off the slow fire from the rotting biochemicals. just eat the shit, get it over as fast as you can and shut up! Don't make more of it than it really is.
:D
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If it wasn't for the exquisite pleasure I get from the fragrances and aromas of preparing food, I would really feel that way.
I am always disappointed that i don't taste much. I can really smell, though.
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I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I could never watch you eat, Oh the nightmares I'd get from it would be bad
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I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I could never watch you eat, Oh the nightmares I'd get from it would be bad
Exposure Therapy might help.
We'll start slowly.
Join me for a smoked kabob, once I can get on my deck again. Try it! It might help.
(My deck is drifted up more than waste deep, in snow, right now. We'll have to do this after the thaw.)
:D
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I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I do the same. I used to mix everything together and eat it out of the pot, but that bugged the hell out of mum, so I started using a plate.
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If it wasn't for the exquisite pleasure I get from the fragrances and aromas of preparing food, I would really feel that way.
I am always disappointed that i don't taste much. I can really smell, though.
I have a trick sense of taste.
Sometimes, it's REALLY good.
Smoking seems to have damaged it,
quite a bit.
I can't really tell the difference between
smelling and tasting though.
I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I could never watch you eat, Oh the nightmares I'd get from it would be bad
Ah, and you would just love the
ritual of sucking my beard clean.
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I don't taste or smell much. Food is usually pretty bland to me unless I use industrial quantities of seasonings, and herbs can make the food bitter or otherwise spoil it before they give it an aroma that I'll notice; I've damaged my mouth lining a few times by putting too much raw garlic in things. My unami taste is ok though, so I like to have a lot of meat in my meals; they tend to taste of nothing much at all if they've not got any meat. Prawns are my favourite, but they're expensive and polluted, so I only eat them very rarely.
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that's umami. :P
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It's a transliteration. I'll spell it how I like. :P
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I don't taste or smell much. Food is usually pretty bland to me unless I use industrial quantities of seasonings, and herbs can make the food bitter or otherwise spoil it before they give it an aroma that I'll notice; I've damaged my mouth lining a few times by putting too much raw garlic in things. My unami taste is ok though, so I like to have a lot of meat in my meals; they tend to taste of nothing much at all if they've not got any meat. Prawns are my favourite, but they're expensive and polluted, so I only eat them very rarely.
I'm withh you in some of thiss. I really only tasste salts ans sweeets. Sometnig that someone likes because it is bitter has zerro flavor for me. same withsours.
I smell last week's cooking, though, and antything, really. I smelll everything, like a dog. I even can trakc, by scent. I don't know why, except that DSI may be at hand. some senses are turned up higher than others. I have controlll of my olfactory and my auditory though - i can smell the most powerfull scents with no negative affect and the same with sounds.. the others do not respond to my queries or requests./
I live by smell and sound, mosttly. I feel OK, but I can't depend on my sense of feel to exist from one day to the next. Some days it doesn't work, but it NEVER lies. The senses of sound and sight and smell may lie to me. I depend on touch, becausde it either works or it doesn't. NO BULLSHIT! It works a bit too well at times and now it hardly works ayt all, but it is clean and true.
others are mostly fuckking mixed oup right now.
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I just took a 42 gallon contractor grade bag of shit(coffee cups,soda bottles papers) and god only knows how much dog hair out of my truck I can see the floor now! I am particularly harsh on vehicles :-[
They alway get like this then I clean them and say never again, yeah right :wanker:
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ive eaten my sperm before
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I don't taste or smell much. Food is usually pretty bland to me unless I use industrial quantities of seasonings, and herbs can make the food bitter or otherwise spoil it before they give it an aroma that I'll notice; I've damaged my mouth lining a few times by putting too much raw garlic in things. My unami taste is ok though, so I like to have a lot of meat in my meals; they tend to taste of nothing much at all if they've not got any meat. Prawns are my favourite, but they're expensive and polluted, so I only eat them very rarely.
I'm withh you in some of thiss. I really only tasste salts ans sweeets. Sometnig that someone likes because it is bitter has zerro flavor for me. same withsours.
Funny. We're almost exact opposites here. Because,
I don't so much smell things, as taste them. I always assumed
that, since the two are so closely linked, that's what it's like
for everyone. But, I'm not sure now. Because, I really think
other people smell with their nose, not their mouth. :laugh:
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ive eaten my sperm before
I am not that flexible
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ive eaten my sperm before
I am not that flexible
Can't get your hand to your mouth? ???
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Maybe he has this problem
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Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>
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Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>
If you feel you can't say them here, then Im worried.
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Professional responsibility?
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Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>
If you feel you can't say them here, then Im worried.
It's just my special idiocy or specific reticence peculiar to me, nothing for you to worry about here. I'm considered weird even in the AS/autism community............. :laugh:
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Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>
If you feel you can't say them here, then Im worried.
It's just my special idiocy or specific reticence peculiar to me, nothing for you to worry about here. I'm considered weird even in the AS/autism community............. :laugh:
I'd believe that. It's painfully obvious that you are holding back on the weird.
Oh why do you deny us your sick twisted gooey head filling?
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Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>
If you feel you can't say them here, then Im worried.
It's just my special idiocy or specific reticence peculiar to me, nothing for you to worry about here. I'm considered weird even in the AS/autism community............. :laugh:
I'd believe that. It's painfully obvious that you are holding back on the weird.
Oh why do you deny us your sick twisted gooey head filling?
Because I try to appear to be a sage and wise person of moderation, ::) and too many times I'v had my words thrown back in my face :puke: Plus, it's just me trying to straddle the worlds between the NT and AS/autism society. I hate to bring this up again, but, as I was growing up and all this stuff was unknown, I developed coping skills to cloak myself, so to some people on the spectrum, I'm a fraud.............to the NT world, I'm fucked up and weird. It's hard for me to loosen up. Fractalus is the one place I have let myself be exposed, with this place being a close second and even then only a few people here know the private me. AI has seen the private me, but, that stuff is so buried in all the other posts, nobody reads it!!
YAAY!!! ;D :green: :lol:
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Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>
If you feel you can't say them here, then Im worried.
It's just my special idiocy or specific reticence peculiar to me, nothing for you to worry about here. I'm considered weird even in the AS/autism community............. :laugh:
I'd believe that. It's painfully obvious that you are holding back on the weird.
Oh why do you deny us your sick twisted gooey head filling?
Because I try to appear to be a sage and wise person of moderation, ::) and too many times I'v had my words thrown back in my face :puke: Plus, it's just me trying to straddle the worlds between the NT and AS/autism society. I hate to bring this up again, but, as I was growing up and all this stuff was unknown, I developed coping skills to cloak myself, so to some people on the spectrum, I'm a fraud.............to the NT world, I'm fucked up and weird. It's hard for me to loosen up. Fractalus is the one place I have let myself be exposed, with this place being a close second and even then only a few people here know the private me. AI has seen the private me, but, that stuff is so buried in all the other posts, nobody reads it!!
YAAY!!! ;D :green: :lol:
Yeah I understand about the cloaking aspect. so much so, for me its automatic. I don't even know who my true autistic self is anymore. I feel like a fraud to myself.
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ive eaten my sperm before
I am not that flexible
He sprays it onto his face and then licks it off. I have seen pictures - and I don't want to see them again.
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...oh god...
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Maybe he has this problem
:lol:
:plus:
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ive eaten my sperm before
I am not that flexible
He sprays it onto his face and then licks it off. I have seen pictures - and I don't want to see them again.
It makes me happy that SOMEONE else does.
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I've been mostly using Windows XP for the last few days cos my internets has been playing up and my C64 emulator etc are on that drive. My embarrassing fact is that I've actually quite enjoyed it now I've tweaked a few things. The new version of Winamp is pretty good as well, its no Amarok but its usable. :paperbag:
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I've been mostly using Windows XP for the last few days cos my internets has been playing up and my C64 emulator etc are on that drive. My embarrassing fact is that I've actually quite enjoyed it now I've tweaked a few things. The new version of Winamp is pretty good as well, its no Amarok but its usable. :paperbag:
XP is like the dark side, quicker, easier, more suductive
:vader:
plus we have cookies
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Vista is better :)
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Vista is better :)
I didn't want to say anything, but please put the crack pipe down
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Vista is better :)
I didn't want to say anything, but please put the crack pipe down
:indeed:
XP is actually quite acceptable for most purposes - its not pretty or especially configurable, but it mostly works if you maintain it. Vista from what I've seen appears to be a white elephant, with the added bonus of half your gear not working any more. I'll be sticking with my XP/Linux dual-boot arrangement I think.
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Vista is better :)
I didn't want to say anything, but please put the crack pipe down
:indeed:
XP is actually quite acceptable for most purposes - its not pretty or especially configurable, but it mostly works if you maintain it. Vista from what I've seen appears to be a white elephant, with the added bonus of half your gear not working any more. I'll be sticking with my XP/Linux dual-boot arrangement I think.
Someone's been reading alot of FUD. Vista is probably my 2nd best Windows OS, behind Windows 2000. XP being third.
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Someone's brother in law made the switch and switched back again actually.
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I have no intention of switching back to XP.
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good for you.
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good for you.
Yes it is good for me. :)
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Not really disgusting or embarrassing, but this morning, I awoke during an episode of affectionate social grooming thanks to my cat. I may have been snoring, but I certainly stopped once the cat's tongue began to gently rake at the inner moisture of my right nostril. She probably expected a return of affection, but I was not feeling it at that moment.
:D
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Cats don't seem to enjoy when
I lick their noses.
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I use Windows XP too.
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I think I booted into XP a week or two ago. It was a mistake. Don't know what I was thinking.
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i use xp
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I kinda with my laptop had come with it instead of vista
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It's ALL I use now. :-[
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It's ALL I use now. :-[
XP or Vista?
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XP. But, windows is windows - it's all shit.
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no one ever shit on my windows :orly:
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actually sometimes on the car one. birds shit on that sometimes. i dont take it personally though, as it is not my car
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I go around shitting on window sills.
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:orly:
i have window sills
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Cats don't seem to enjoy when
I lick their noses.
I am often Eskimo kissing my cat, but I do not want to exchange fluids with her, even when she initiates the exchange.
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:orly:
i have window sills
I'll come shit on yours, if you dress for me.
I am often Eskimo kissing my cat, but I do not want to exchange fluids with her, even when she initiates the exchange.
heh. I always try to catch their tongues in my mouth.
I'm not that fast.
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cats have rough tongues
i always want to stick my finger in her mouth when flo yawns, so i can see if i can get it out fast enough. i doint though
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I can get my fingers on their tongue,
but I can't pin them long enough to
suck 'em.
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I think I booted into XP a week or two ago. It was a mistake. Don't know what I was thinking.
I booted to ME this morning. How's that for fucked up?
I had used this older drive for my kids games, but it would not work.
Symantec had some kind of fuck up going that made it impossible to do anything with the computer, except update it. UPDATE IT! FIRST!
... before I could even install soundcard drivers.
Fucking norton created a jscript error in the control panel and admin areas of ME which I could not figure out without some research. BASTARDS. Everytime I tried to fix stuff, windows pointed to norton and the fact that my ancient anti-virus program had expired.
I know what I was thinking. It was a morbid curiousity. I often leave behind old bookmarks or media. I have been going through old drives which I used for back ups and when I se a windows folder I try to boot it. It usually works, but with this one and the symantec BS installed it was useless. At least I was able to peruse the old documents and bookmarks. A few worth transferring came up.
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I booted to ME this morning. How's that for fucked up?
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I can't believe that people thought
flying around in a giant manatee was
actually a good idea.
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I booted to ME this morning. How's that for fucked up?
... a manatee fart?
A sealed mask with rotting seaweed gas bubbles may be preferable to my frustration with the whole episode.
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I can't believe that people thought
flying around in a giant manatee was
actually a good idea.
I think the Germans started it.
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Always levitating giant sea critters.
Good thing they're a divided nation.
If we ever allow them to reunite,
the world's just asking for it.
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Always levitating giant sea critters.
Good thing they're a divided nation.
If we ever allow them to reunite,
the world's just asking for it.
Uhm, don't look just yet, but .......
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An old guy, I knew in my youth,
really believed that. He collected
VW bugs, thinking that they'd be
worth a fortune, when the next
big war with Germany came. :laugh:
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An old guy, I knew in my youth,
really believed that. He collected
VW bugs, thinking that they'd be
worth a fortune, when the next
big war with Germany came. :laugh:
What was his logic and reasoning behind that gem of an idea?
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Well, basically from before he was
born, Germany had been the world's
bad boy of the world. Basically, from
when they unified, until they were
divided, every 20 years they hosted
another war.
I figure we've got another decade.
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Nah, what I meant was, what did he think that VW bugs would be worth a fortune if there was a war with Germany.
Last I heard, they were still making them in Mexico or Brazil or South America or some shit like that.
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Ah. :laugh:
Well, this was in the early 70's. I don't
know if they were building them elsewhere
then. He sure didn't, if they were.
He also raised chickens, and would get pissed
at his rooster, and shoot it, so he wasn't all
there. I was fond of him though.
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Yeah I think there were pretty much built all over the world by that time.
Although shooting at roosters is a worthy passtime, they are noisy fuckers.
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I am crap at computers. I use Vista and have had no trouble with it since switching from XP. Snipping Tool is the best. :)
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I fell asleep at the computer last night I don't know when but stayed logged on all night :-[
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When I was a kid I used to wish I was more like my Action Man toys :(
He had a cool red car
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i like touching my arse and then smelling my finger afterwards :orly:
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i like touching my arse and then smelling my finger afterwards :orly:
Well how else are you to know if you gave yourself Stink Palm or not?
(I have a son who does this, drives me and the wife nuts. but what can you do)
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i like touching my arse and then smelling my finger afterwards :orly:
That' one of the reasons I don't shake hands :laugh:
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I felt the veins pulsing under the skin of my head when I confronted the boss, today.
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i like touching my arse and then smelling my finger afterwards :orly:
Well how else are you to know if you gave yourself Stink Palm or not?
(I have a son who does this, drives me and the wife nuts. but what can you do)
looks like your kids are smart :)
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you know the right incisor on the top ? When the baby tooth fell out 2 grew in in it's place. It' really fucked my teeth up. I had it removed and had braces for many years. Now my teeth are perfect but I am still a freak that was born with an extra tooth.
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you know the right incisor on the top ? When the baby tooth fell out 2 grew in in it's place. It' really fucked my teeth up. I had it removed and had braces for many years. Now my teeth are perfect but I am still a freak that was born with an extra tooth.
I have too few teeth. I don't have wisdom teeth at all.
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you know the right incisor on the top ? When the baby tooth fell out 2 grew in in it's place. It' really fucked my teeth up. I had it removed and had braces for many years. Now my teeth are perfect but I am still a freak that was born with an extra tooth.
I have too few teeth. I don't have wisdom teeth at all.
I had only two wisdom teeth. Are you missing any other teeth? :orly:
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Nope, just the wisdom teeth. And I've never had a cavity in my permanent teeth.
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Nope, just the wisdom teeth. And I've never had a cavity in my permanent teeth.
Good for you, I have many many fillings and one cap. :-[
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I once shit myself when I was ten while I was sick. I didn't even know I did until I went to the bathroom.
I swallow my snot when I have a runny nose.
I eat my boogers.
I like wetting and messing myself.
I used to pee in the playhouse and I had a thing with bodily functions
I like the smell of my baby's poo
I pee in the shower
I pull hair out of my under arms and pubic hair too
I've been sexually assaulted (don't ask)
I gave my husband a blow job and I felt so revolted by it so it didn't go very well
I have tried anus sex with my first ex and it felt like I had go poo and I also felt constipated
I go naked in my apartment (not fully)
I used to give my Barbie dolls golden showers
I was obsessed with blowing noses
Capital punishment was one of my obsessions
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Holy Quackamoly.
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"An" means one
TMI for :cbc: sake!
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I gave my barbie dolls golden showers too and I also like wetting myself.
anal sometimes does kinda feel like pooping.
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I kiss my cat on the face.
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I once put bows on my cat's ears when I was 10.
I've been obsessed with movie characters
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Really wish I hadn't opened this thread now. :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
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Just scratched my arse. I am so sexy :indeed:
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:LMAO:
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I kiss my cat on the face too. Right on her mouth. it's funny coz she hates it and moves her face away like "fuck offff" so I laugh and do it again haha!
she still loves me though. She's started spending loads more time with me lately, coming up to my room to sleep next to me every day/night for ages. It's well cute, but I can't stop tormenting her like tickling her toes and poking her haha!
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I once shit in a traffic cone
not really! haha!
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I like popping pimples and do it out in public.
I like popping other peoples pimples and will do it in public
I once thought this man at work looked like a pedophile and it was a stupid thought in my head and I don't know why that word kept popping up in my head when I see him. He looked like a normal guy. Do pedophiles even have a different look than normal people? I don't think so. But I never assumed he was actually one just because of my stupid brain. He didn't even look like a pedophile despite that word kept popping up in my head.
I often feel that my mind has a mind of it's own and it's separate from my own thoughts. Above for example because my mind thought the man was a pedophile and I didn't because there is no way of knowing and he just looked like a normal guy and pedophiles have no different look but my mind kept thinking it.
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I pull hair out of my under arms and pubic hair too
I am wondering why?
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I pull hair out of my under arms and pubic hair too
I am wondering why?
Trich maybe?
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I have a very hard time talking in front of more than six people
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I have two Urethras!
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I have two Urethras!
For real? That's kind of awesome! :orly:
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I have two Urethras!
For real? That's kind of awesome! :orly:
For realz! Why is it awesome? You know how they found out? After trying to put a catheter in me for an hour. They stuck a camera up there and found it is bifurcated. One side goes nowhere and the second one goes to my bladder. Maybe it would be cool if I had two fully-functional ones with two openings on the tip of my penis.
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I have two Urethras!
For real? That's kind of awesome! :orly:
For realz! Why is it awesome? You know how they found out? After trying to put a catheter in me for an hour. They stuck a camera up there and found it is bifurcated. One side goes nowhere and the second one goes to my bladder. Maybe it would be cool if I had two fully-functional ones with two openings on the tip of my penis.
I once knew a guy who had two stomachs. I don't think the second one functioned,
but that's the kind of anomaly I would enjoy, if I could get food into it. :laugh:
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I have two Urethras!
For real? That's kind of awesome! :orly:
For realz! Why is it awesome? You know how they found out? After trying to put a catheter in me for an hour. They stuck a camera up there and found it is bifurcated. One side goes nowhere and the second one goes to my bladder. Maybe it would be cool if I had two fully-functional ones with two openings on the tip of my penis.
I once knew a guy who had two stomachs. I don't think the second one functioned,
but that's the kind of anomaly I would enjoy, if I could get food into it. :laugh:
:lol:
Trigger, were you awake for the insertion of the catheter? Given the time they took, that had to have been very uncomfortable.
I pull hair out of my under arms and pubic hair too
I am wondering why?
Trich maybe?
Yeah I thought it could be that. My psych sent me some articles about trich, pretty interesting. I don't have it myself but I do have something that is somewhat related, called onychotillomania. Going to the doctor about it next week as since I came off the haloperidol it has gotten 10 times worse. I have done so much damage but can't seem to stop myself, worst habit ever.
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I was not awake! I would never have allowed it to go on and quite frankly never would have approved it in the first place. I was in surgery having my ACL reconstruction and it was taking longer than expected.
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Ah well that is a good thing you were asleep then. I have had a catheter once and was asleep when they put it in too, thankfully. Was awake when they pulled it out though. Strange feeling.
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Same here and totally agree. Bizarre feeling!
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I pull hair out of my under arms and pubic hair too
I am wondering why?
Shaving doesn't get all of it.
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I have wanted to try catheters before.
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I pull hair out of my under arms and pubic hair too
I am wondering why?
Shaving doesn't get all of it.
Even underarms? I find this an easy area to shave and get all the hair. Pubic hair, a different story.
I think having a catheter put in while being awake would be quite uncomfortable.
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Yes, even underarms. I don't want to shave where the hair is light that is down lower. So I pluck out what is near the lighter hair.
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For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.
Sounds lovely.
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For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.
Sounds lovely.
I think the end of the plastic tube can feel pretty sharp when going in. And they would just be pushing it in, it wouldn't be gently guided or anything.
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I've had them in me a few times. I remember being in 6th grade and I couldn't pee so I had to have a catheter put in to drain out my bladder. Then it turned out my medicine dosage was too high so they lowered it and I was able to pee again. I remember it did hurt but the second time I had it done, it didn't hurt.
But I still want to try them but I hear they make you lose bladder control if you mis use them. Plus you have to change the tube and I have watched videos on it and it looked too much work to handle. I had it put in me when I had my baby to drain out my bladder because I had no feeling down there. I had it done there a couple times. But I have never had it left in me, only put in and taken out.
I did forget I had catheters done on me before and then I remembered. Some people with diaper fetishes have used them so they be temporary incontinent by dripping pee in their diapers until medical stores started to require doctor notes for them. Even I wanted to try it. That's when I got told that can make you lose bladder control.
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For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.
Sounds lovely.
I think the end of the plastic tube can feel pretty sharp when going in. And they would just be pushing it in, it wouldn't be gently guided or anything.
There's a nerve that runs along the underside of my penis and through the frenulum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis), and if I lightly squeeze my penis between 2 fingers while it's flacid to put pressure on the urethra, it stimulates that nerve and causes an unpleasant sensation with sharp twinges of pain. I can easily imagine catheterisation causing intense pain through stimulation of that nerve. I wonder if there's a difference in the discomfort experienced by circumcised versus uncircumcised men, since I think that nerve gets cut during circumcision.
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I've had them in me a few times. I remember being in 6th grade and I couldn't pee so I had to have a catheter put in to drain out my bladder. Then it turned out my medicine dosage was too high so they lowered it and I was able to pee again. I remember it did hurt but the second time I had it done, it didn't hurt.
But I still want to try them but I hear they make you lose bladder control if you mis use them. Plus you have to change the tube and I have watched videos on it and it looked too much work to handle. I had it put in me when I had my baby to drain out my bladder because I had no feeling down there. I had it done there a couple times. But I have never had it left in me, only put in and taken out.
I did forget I had catheters done on me before and then I remembered. Some people with diaper fetishes have used them so they be temporary incontinent by dripping pee in their diapers until medical stores started to require doctor notes for them. Even I wanted to try it. That's when I got told that can make you lose bladder control.
I have been catheterized a few times as well, and the insertion hurt the times that I was awake for it. I think that it wouldn't be any fun at all and you also have a good change of pushing bacteria into your bladder if you don't use aseptic technique. Add that to a possible loss of bladder control and I think it would be a very bad idea to do it for "fun".
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The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.
If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.
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I've had them in me a few times. I remember being in 6th grade and I couldn't pee so I had to have a catheter put in to drain out my bladder. Then it turned out my medicine dosage was too high so they lowered it and I was able to pee again. I remember it did hurt but the second time I had it done, it didn't hurt.
But I still want to try them but I hear they make you lose bladder control if you mis use them. Plus you have to change the tube and I have watched videos on it and it looked too much work to handle. I had it put in me when I had my baby to drain out my bladder because I had no feeling down there. I had it done there a couple times. But I have never had it left in me, only put in and taken out.
I did forget I had catheters done on me before and then I remembered. Some people with diaper fetishes have used them so they be temporary incontinent by dripping pee in their diapers until medical stores started to require doctor notes for them. Even I wanted to try it. That's when I got told that can make you lose bladder control.
*Imagines someone in a diaper trying to score a bag of catheters from a shady-looking guy down an alley.*
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The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.
If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?
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The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.
If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?
Just an expression. I don't think that would actually be possible, would it?
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The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.
If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?
Just an expression. I don't think that would actually be possible, would it?
Depends on how bad the surgeon was.
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Thank you for the vivid imagery. :zombiefuck:
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The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.
If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.
:zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?
Just an expression. I don't think that would actually be possible, would it?
Depends on how bad the surgeon was.
:lol:
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For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.
Sounds lovely.
I think the end of the plastic tube can feel pretty sharp when going in. And they would just be pushing it in, it wouldn't be gently guided or anything.
There's a nerve that runs along the underside of my penis and through the frenulum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenulum_of_prepuce_of_penis), and if I lightly squeeze my penis between 2 fingers while it's flacid to put pressure on the urethra, it stimulates that nerve and causes an unpleasant sensation with sharp twinges of pain. I can easily imagine catheterisation causing intense pain through stimulation of that nerve. I wonder if there's a difference in the discomfort experienced by circumcised versus uncircumcised men, since I think that nerve gets cut during circumcision.
I have not known any circumcised men so I have no idea. My nephew is going to get circumcision done soon as his foreskin is too tight for him but he is only 3 so I won't be asking him. ;)
My bladder was affected by catheterisation because when I had it the tube got kinked and my bladder filled right up. I couldn't talk as my jaw was wired shut so whenever a nurse came near I pointed at the catheter tube (the part I could see). I was busting by that point and it took a while for me to get the message across because I was still sedated from anaesthetic. When a nurse finally unkinked the catheter...wow the relief. For a few months after I always felt like I needed to pee even when I didn't.
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That's awful, renaeden. I'm glad that it finally got better.
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I have a 'thing' for mirrors i like to see the action :o
Ideally, i like to follow instructions. I like to be bossed
about. Dominated. Not really into pain, other than a quick
spanking. I am a pleaser.
Only in the bedroom area - happy to be an indian and him
to be chief. Have to be equal in all other matters.
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I sometimes bite my toenails :zombiefuck:
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I have a 'thing' for mirrors i like to see the action :o
Ideally, i like to follow instructions. I like to be bossed
about. Dominated. Not really into pain, other than a quick
spanking. I am a pleaser.
Only in the bedroom area - happy to be an indian and him
to be chief. Have to be equal in all other matters.
How YOU doin'? :thumbup:
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I sometimes bite my toenails :zombiefuck:
Limber??? :2thumbsup:
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I have a 'thing' for mirrors i like to see the action :o
Ideally, i like to follow instructions. I like to be bossed
about. Dominated. Not really into pain, other than a quick
spanking. I am a pleaser.
Only in the bedroom area - happy to be an indian and him
to be chief. Have to be equal in all other matters.
How YOU doin'? :thumbup:
:thumbup: i am good
what about you?
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Enjoying the imagery!
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Like a great number of older folks, I have dry toenails. I must use moisturizer on them daily.
This is one thing no one (literally) told me would happen when I aged. Was quite a surprise.
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My fingers crack and bleed in the winter from working in the cold
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My fingers crack and bleed in the winter from working in the cold
It doesn't get as cold here but I used to drive forklifts outside and the cold wind would sometimes hurt. I wore fingerless gloves. I remember I got a split ear from the cold, it took ages to heal.
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i used to cut... not deep but it still happened.
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Like a great number of older folks, I have dry toenails. I must use moisturizer on them daily.
This is one thing no one (literally) told me would happen when I aged. Was quite a surprise.
:plus: for telling ME! I had no idea! Middle age is kicking my ass!
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i used to cut... not deep but it still happened.
Same. And every now and then I get very tempted to do it again. But I haven't done it in just over a year.
I see it as a coping mechanism. Not a good one though.
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I wonder if cutting is an addictive personality?
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Here is a real one. I have a shy bladder, I can't use the bathroom with anyone around or on command. It has been a problem with going to the doctor and when I had to take a drug test for work once in order to get workman's comp.
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i snore like a pig
and talk in my sleep
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i snore like a pig
and talk in my sleep
I wanted to post how I snore like a pig. :hyke:
Sometimes I talk in my sleep too.
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I snore like a chainsaw! Sometimes I wake myself up! :laugh:
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I wonder if snoring is a requirement for being aspie?
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I don't snore those noises she hears at night must be either in her dreams or the dog :M
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I don't snore those noises she hears at night must be either in her dreams or the dog :M
Dear loyal Max will happily take the blame! :heart:
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I wonder if snoring is a requirement for being aspie?
I do not make a sound when I sleep.
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Snore when I have too much weight.
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Snore when I have too much weight.
Yes, I have so much weight, that I am snoring in my sleep.
During my pregnancies, my snoring was so awfully loud, that I even woke myself. :autism:
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i have very poor personal hygene. i shower maybe once a month unless someone calls me smelly i dont brush my teeth ever [dentist is always "like wtf? why you no cavity!?"] and i don't wear pit stick. i have had one bottle of shampoo that lasted me two years and a pit stick that i had since my last foster home about 4 years ago.
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I snore now. I used to not snore and only did on occasions but now I snore all the time.
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i have very poor personal hygene. i shower maybe once a month unless someone calls me smelly i dont brush my teeth ever [dentist is always "like wtf? why you no cavity!?"] and i don't wear pit stick. i have had one bottle of shampoo that lasted me two years and a pit stick that i had since my last foster home about 4 years ago.
hmmm i think i would jet wash you with the hose, or maybe put you through
a car wash :zoinks:
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@zippo
i wonder if your recent depression is related to you not taking care of
yourself? you should make a very strong commitment to yourself about
taking care of YOU.
feeling good comes from the inside. i can't imagine how lousy i would
feel if i didn't shower or bathe every day. not to mention not brushing
my teeth. you are a good looking young man - don't screw it up!
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@zippo
i wonder if your recent depression is related to you not taking care of
yourself? you should make a very strong commitment to yourself about
taking care of YOU.
feeling good comes from the inside. i can't imagine how lousy i would
feel if i didn't shower or bathe every day. not to mention not brushing
my teeth. you are a good looking young man - don't screw it up!
probably stems from the part of me that never thinks im good enough for something/someone... happens all the time and i catch me punnishing myself over it.... not often but it has happened...
i to be honest really dont like the way i am but even though i try hard to change it never works out...
but meh, it is what it is and ill deal with it when i have to.
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Do you really think it's a self esteem thing, zippo, or just guessing? Basic adaptive behavior is an important part of assessment for developmental disorders. Things like personal hygiene, housekeeping, eating properly, and dressing appropriately for the weather are part of that. Do you do these things when there's someone around to remind you? Does it even occur to you to do it when not told to?
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Sometimes when I laugh too hard, I snort.
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^I have done this too. Loudly.
Zippo, I have found that it helps my depression if I get up (instead of sleeping all day, though tempting) have a shower and get dressed, get ready as if I am going to go out. And have breakfast too. Even if I end up going back to bed, I have still achieved something for the day and don't feel so bad.
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Do you really think it's a self esteem thing, zippo, or just guessing? Basic adaptive behavior is an important part of assessment for developmental disorders. Things like personal hygiene, housekeeping, eating properly, and dressing appropriately for the weather are part of that. Do you do these things when there's someone around to remind you? Does it even occur to you to do it when not told to?
i have no idea what it is jack... i have been told by my bio mother i have a chemical imbalance... i also as stated in the above post dont like myself very much... my personal hygiene is less than satisfactory but i have never myself had a problem with that. i eat when i am hungry and otherwise have a bowl of cerial when i wake up [usually around 11:00/12:00 as i sleep at between 3 and 6 am] and than a full meal at supper... than i go 9 - 12 hours without eating as im not allowed out of my room after 11... it wakes up my FP as the floor creaks and there in the next room. as far as dressing goes my year round atire is a pair of thick cargo pants and a tee shirt... winter lined ones as apropriate and coat on an as needed basis. back on personal hygiene i dont get around to showering unless someone tells me i stink because i simply dont like to shower. same with brushing my teeth. and pit stick is just something i have never gotten in the habit of doing.
^I have done this too. Loudly.
Zippo, I have found that it helps my depression if I get up (instead of sleeping all day, though tempting) have a shower and get dressed, get ready as if I am going to go out. And have breakfast too. Even if I end up going back to bed, I have still achieved something for the day and don't feel so bad.
depressions really the same wether i do something or not... maybe goes away while i do something but comes back the minute i stop.
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I see. Know an autie who often needs reminding of things; much different than not liking it.
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I can't stand the sound of people chewing food. Makes me want to gag. In fact, I need to have the TV or music on when I eat so I don't hear myself chewing. Gross.
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Makes me want to gag.
There's so many, could write an entire book entitled, 'Things That Make Me Gag'. My family finds this hilarious, and will laugh and do things to make it worse, especially if gagging over something like a frog. :laugh:
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I can't stand the sound of people chewing food. Makes me want to gag. In fact, I need to have the TV or music on when I eat so I don't hear myself chewing. Gross.
I'm the same. I think the sound is disgusting.
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I'm secretly a sucker for rom-coms.
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I don't know what that is!
I touch myself inappropriately!
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I don't know what that is!
I touch myself inappropriately!
Rom-coms are romantic comedies! I myself prefer cheesy action flicks! :litigious:
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
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I touch myself inappropriately!
Don't we all? :zoinks:
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! :2thumbsup:
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I touch myself inappropriately!
Don't we all? :zoinks:
Oh, I thought I was the only one!?!? ???
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I touch myself inappropriately!
Don't we all? :zoinks:
Oh, I thought I was the only one!?!? ???
You and Binty are the only TWO. :hahaha:
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! :2thumbsup:
Alien? I watched that on cable when I was in Elementary School late at night waiting for my dad to return after six months of being gone on a submarine with no communication. Only movie to ever give me nightmares.
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! :2thumbsup:
Alien? I watched that on cable when I was in Elementary School late at night wauting for my dad to return after six months of being gone on a submarine with no communication. Only movie to ever give me nightmares.
How much of the fear came from the movie itself, and how much came from the parallels
between your dad's submarine situation and the situation aboard the Nostromo ? :orly:
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I peed a little while I was having sex. I didn't even feel it and my husband told me "Did you just pee?" and after we were done he smelled the spot and said it smelled like piss. It was just a little bit. I still wonder if it was a sweat spot since there were two other wet spots on the bed and I sniffed one of them and I smelled nothing. He had a condom on too so it can't be cum. Maybe it was sweat. Okay so I peed and I leak urine sometimes.
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I peed a little while I was having sex. I didn't even feel it and my husband told me "Did you just pee?" and after we were done he smelled the spot and said it smelled like piss. It was just a little bit. I still wonder if it was a sweat spot since there were two other wet spots on the bed and I sniffed one of them and I smelled nothing. He had a condom on too so it can't be cum. Maybe it was sweat. Okay so I peed and I leak urine sometimes.
I wonder if the fluid was female ejaculate.
http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/female_ejaculation.htm (http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/female_ejaculation.htm)
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! :2thumbsup:
Alien? I watched that on cable when I was in Elementary School late at night wauting for my dad to return after six months of being gone on a submarine with no communication. Only movie to ever give me nightmares.
How much of the fear came from the movie itself, and how much came from the parallels
between your dad's submarine situation and the situation aboard the Nostromo ? :orly:
The alien was creepy with the second mouth and how it popped out of that guys stomach. Space Balls was funny!
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I peed a little while I was having sex. I didn't even feel it and my husband told me "Did you just pee?" and after we were done he smelled the spot and said it smelled like piss. It was just a little bit. I still wonder if it was a sweat spot since there were two other wet spots on the bed and I sniffed one of them and I smelled nothing. He had a condom on too so it can't be cum. Maybe it was sweat. Okay so I peed and I leak urine sometimes.
I wonder if the fluid was female ejaculate.
http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/female_ejaculation.htm (http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/female_ejaculation.htm)
That was a very informative link. Thank's Callaway. :)
All women have a functional prostate gland, about the size of their thumb, that surrounds their urethra. (Important Note: A medical article published in August 2011 indicates that while all women have "gland-like" structures surrounding their urethra, only 50% may have "a female prostate". Read more) Just like the male prostate, it produces fluid, beginning at puberty. Within the prostate gland there can be an area of increased sensitivity, more commonly referred to as the G-Spot. The G-Spot is located somewhere along the length of the urethra. When the prostate gland is stimulated, many women experience female ejaculation, and a distinctive type of orgasm, a vaginal orgasm, one that is different from that experienced during clitoral stimulation alone. Some women cum, as in ejaculate, during sexual arousal, prior to orgasm, even without G-Spot stimulation. There is muscle tissue that surrounds the prostate gland that contracts during orgasm, potentially expelling its contents. There is some debate about the origin of all the fluid that is released during female ejaculation, as the prostate gland itself is relatively small, yet some women release up to two cups of liquid. Nevertheless, the liquid released during female ejaculation is not the same as urine. The best way to stimulate the G-Spot is through rhythmic massage with fingers, a penis, or dildo. It may take practice to locate and connect with the G-Spot, and to learn how to experience vaginal orgasms that are accompanied by female ejaculation. G-Spot and vaginal orgasms aren't nearly as common as clitoral orgasms, some women always experience them, others never.
I have never ever had that happen to me. Many people have told me I just never found my g spot, or, that I just havent had enough sex ( lol ). But I have tried and tried. Nope, I dont squirt. Now I know why ! :autism:
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Vibrators make me squirt.
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:vibe:
Not to be a perv, but...
:headbang2:
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Vibrators make me squirt.
Do you have to have g spot stimulation ?
Ive had deep vaginal orgasms and they are much better and more powerful than clitoral orgasms, and I'm pretty sure Ive had g spot orgasms, but never squirted from any orgasm.
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Wow, I wonder if that is what I had. My husband said it felt warm and my other cum doesn't whatever it's called. It's always clear when I squirt and I don't feel it but I can tell when I feel cool air down there. But this time it was warm.
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I am a waster ... of time, of money, of opportunities, of paper goods and electricity,
most of all of my supposed potential, as nebulous as that is. It was great fun to be a
carefree dumbass when I first moved to the city at age 22, but at 45 I have to do better. :yarly:
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I am a waster ... of time, of money, of opportunities, of paper goods and electricity,
most of all of my supposed potential, as nebulous as that is. It was great fun to be a
carefree dumbass when I first moved to the city at age 22, but at 45 I have to do better. :yarly:
Wait until you're 62 with that embarrassment/disgust.
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I am a waster ... of time, of money, of opportunities, of paper goods and electricity,
most of all of my supposed potential, as nebulous as that is. It was great fun to be a
carefree dumbass when I first moved to the city at age 22, but at 45 I have to do better. :yarly:
Wait until you're 62 with that embarrassment/disgust.
Eh, change is possible at any age, let's go for it! :viking:
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! :2thumbsup:
You don't find parts of that gross? I couldn't even watch the first one all the way through.
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I would have killed that damn oppossum if I'd had a chance to get a good swipe at it.
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I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! :2thumbsup:
You don't find parts of that gross? I couldn't even watch the first one all the way through.
I do find parts of it gross, but I am more put off by the shark attacks in the Jaws series.
When it's science fiction and therefore not a real danger to me, I don't mind it as much. :tard:
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I would have killed that damn oppossum if I'd had a chance to get a good swipe at it.
Maybe it's just as well you didn't. Then you'd have had a gory, germ-infested mess! :sick:
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I have cramps very bad. :S I took alieve, and it is slightly better. It's so bad I can feel it it in my toes.
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I have cramps very bad. :S I took alieve, and it is slightly better. It's so bad I can feel it it in my toes.
I was always lucky, never got cramps. I hope you feel better soon. :hug:
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^What kind of cramps?
I have had cramps in my feet sometimes lately just as I am going to sleep. Strange indeed.
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^What kind of cramps?
I have had cramps in my feet sometimes lately just as I am going to sleep. Strange indeed.
menstrual cramps :D
I get them pretty bad :(
If you get cramps in your feet, you might be slightly dehydrated.
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^What kind of cramps?
I have had cramps in my feet sometimes lately just as I am going to sleep. Strange indeed.
menstrual cramps :D
I get them pretty bad :(
If you get cramps in your feet, you might be slightly dehydrated.
Hmm that could be it indeed. I will try drinking more when I have my meds at night.
Period pains are horrible. I am on Depo-Provera so I don't get periods any more, best thing ever for that. But I can remember the pain from periods all too well. I do sympathise.
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^What kind of cramps?
I have had cramps in my feet sometimes lately just as I am going to sleep. Strange indeed.
menstrual cramps :D
I get them pretty bad :(
If you get cramps in your feet, you might be slightly dehydrated.
I've been getting them bad for the last few months as well :-\
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^What kind of cramps?
I have had cramps in my feet sometimes lately just as I am going to sleep. Strange indeed.
menstrual cramps :D
I get them pretty bad :(
If you get cramps in your feet, you might be slightly dehydrated.
Hmm that could be it indeed. I will try drinking more when I have my meds at night.
Period pains are horrible. I am on Depo-Provera so I don't get periods any more, best thing ever for that. But I can remember the pain from periods all too well. I do sympathise.
I like your new avatar ! :)
I am on birth control pills so it only last 4 or 5 days a month, when i was younger it was really bad. Stuff like tylenol does help dull it but the first 2 days are still bad. I am glad I dont have to work today :P
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^What kind of cramps?
I have had cramps in my feet sometimes lately just as I am going to sleep. Strange indeed.
menstrual cramps :D
I get them pretty bad :(
If you get cramps in your feet, you might be slightly dehydrated.
I've been getting them bad for the last few months as well :-\
:( there are a few things that can cause them. I know dehydration is the common problem, or it could also be low potassium, or a few other things. Or maybe your shoes are just too tight :)
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Menstrual cramps suck. I had them in September and I haven't had any sense. Thank goodness. I hope they rarely come. Sometimes they feel like I am just constipated and sometimes they are so bad I feel it in my upper leg or in my lower back. Never had them in my feet.
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I have a cold and am very snotty.
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I have cramps very bad. :S I took alieve, and it is slightly better. It's so bad I can feel it it in my toes.
Did you take two of them?
If not, you might want to take another one. Also, don't be stoic with menstrual cramps because it's a lot easier to head them off before they get too severe than it is to get rid of them once they become bad.
Aleve helps my cramps but Tylenol doesn't do a thing for them. A heating pad also helps me. The medication that works best for me is Ponstel, but you can only get that with a prescription.
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I have a cold and am very snotty.
awwe!!!! well get better soon!!!
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I touch myself inappropriately!
Don't we all? :zoinks:
I don't. :angel:
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I am a pillow an blanket person, to have a good nights sleep I need a lot of both. Currently I have six full sized feather pillows and a blanket plus a comforter just for me
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I am a pillow an blanket person, to have a good nights sleep I need a lot of both. Currently I have six full sized feather pillows and a blanket plus a comforter just for me
That sounds like an awesomely luxurious bed, you deserve it for all your hard work. :thumbup:
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I am a pillow an blanket person, to have a good nights sleep I need a lot of both. Currently I have six full sized feather pillows and a blanket plus a comforter just for me
That sounds like an awesomely luxurious bed, you deserve it for all your hard work. :thumbup:
I bring them down for use in my recliner when I have a bad cold which I may do tonight
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My cracked, aching, farked-up molar has curved roots, which, as I understand it,
will make the root canal more complicated. I love weird medical trivia! :2thumbsup:
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My cracked, aching, farked-up molar has curved roots, which, as I understand it,
will make the root canal more complicated. I love weird medical trivia! :2thumbsup:
a root canal ?? oh no...
soon ?
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My cracked, aching, farked-up molar has curved roots, which, as I understand it,
will make the root canal more complicated. I love weird medical trivia! :2thumbsup:
a root canal ?? oh no...
soon ?
As soon as he will see me! I've had a few of them in the past and they hurt a lot less
than this tooth hurts now, so it's all good. Got my Motrin, hope to sleep well tonight. :thumbup:
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My cracked, aching, farked-up molar has curved roots, which, as I understand it,
will make the root canal more complicated. I love weird medical trivia! :2thumbsup:
a root canal ?? oh no...
soon ?
As soon as he will see me! I've had a few of them in the past and they hurt a lot less
than this tooth hurts now, so it's all good. Got my Motrin, hope to sleep well tonight. :thumbup:
I hope you sleep well too :)
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My cracked, aching, farked-up molar has curved roots, which, as I understand it,
will make the root canal more complicated. I love weird medical trivia! :2thumbsup:
a root canal ?? oh no...
soon ?
As soon as he will see me! I've had a few of them in the past and they hurt a lot less
than this tooth hurts now, so it's all good. Got my Motrin, hope to sleep well tonight. :thumbup:
I hope you sleep well too :)
Thank you, eventually I always do , even if it's just for a short time. :)
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Holy crap, a root canal. Have only had a few small fillings and was a real wuss about it. You are BRAVE.
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Holy crap, a root canal. Have only had a few small fillings and was a real wuss about it. You are BRAVE.
I've had root canals before and they didin't hurt me much more than regular fillings. :)
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I had a root canal once and it didn't hurt. Maybe because the tooth was already dead.
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Holy crap, a root canal. Have only had a few small fillings and was a real wuss about it. You are BRAVE.
I've had root canals before and they didin't hurt me much more than regular fillings. :)
I had one with an endodontist and he gave me lots of shots to make sure that it didn't hurt while he was doing it.
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Holy crap, a root canal. Have only had a few small fillings and was a real wuss about it. You are BRAVE.
I've had root canals before and they didin't hurt me much more than regular fillings. :)
I had one with an endodontist and he gave me lots of shots to make sure that it didn't hurt while he was doing it.
My new dentist has referred me to an endodontist for this root canal. :thumbup:
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Holy crap, a root canal. Have only had a few small fillings and was a real wuss about it. You are BRAVE.
I've had root canals before and they didin't hurt me much more than regular fillings. :)
I had one with an endodontist and he gave me lots of shots to make sure that it didn't hurt while he was doing it.
My new dentist has referred me to an endodontist for this root canal. :thumbup:
I hope that it turns out well for you and you can save the tooth.
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Holy crap, a root canal. Have only had a few small fillings and was a real wuss about it. You are BRAVE.
I've had root canals before and they didin't hurt me much more than regular fillings. :)
I had one with an endodontist and he gave me lots of shots to make sure that it didn't hurt while he was doing it.
My new dentist has referred me to an endodontist for this root canal. :thumbup:
I hope that it turns out well for you and you can save the tooth.
Thank you, I hope so too. Whatever the outcome, I will stay on top of my
dental health from now on. I don't want to be in a situation like this ever again! :orly:
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I get disgustingly dirt at work at times, so bad I am embarrassed to even go in stores for a drink on the way home
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I get disgustingly dirt at work at times, so bad I am embarrassed to even go in stores for a drink on the way home
I can understand this; I used to work with fresh compost (chicken manure) and after work I would have to go straight home and shower because of the smell. Once I went to the bank though, pretty sure the people in there didn't appreciate it. :D
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I'm farting right now. And, it is a relief.
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I'm farting right now. And, it is a relief.
When a cow farts, the whole world knows it. :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:
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I'm farting right now. And, it is a relief.
When a cow farts, the whole world knows it. :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA: :GA:
Cow farts release methane into the atmosphere. :nerdy:
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Hyke contributes to global warming. :GA:
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I told you it was disgusting. :nerdy:
Should have stored it, and used it for heating, then I would have been a green cow.
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It is used for heating. Long term. :zoinks:
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I spend a lot of my time thinking filthy, dirty thoughts about pleasures of the flesh :eyebrows:
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That is truly disgusting! :tard:
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I have a babyish voice and i sing like a duck!
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I spend a lot of my time thinking filthy, dirty thoughts about pleasures of the flesh :eyebrows:
Young lady, I strongly urge you to go to confession! :pope:
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I spend a lot of my time thinking filthy, dirty thoughts about pleasures of the flesh :eyebrows:
Young lady, I strongly urge you to go to confession! :pope:
I need to find a strong minded man of the cloth as i reckon he might have a heart attack :zoinks:
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I spend a lot of my time thinking filthy, dirty thoughts about pleasures of the flesh :eyebrows:
Young lady, I strongly urge you to go to confession! :pope:
I need to find a strong minded man of the cloth as i reckon he might have a heart attack :zoinks:
Perhaps an exorcist would be the best man to hear your many sins! :christ:
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I have a babyish voice and i sing like a duck!
have you ever thought of doing voice-overs for cartoons?
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I have a babyish voice and i sing like a duck!
have you ever thought of doing voice-overs for cartoons?
I think Bodie should link us to a recording of her cute babyish voice! :)
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I have a babyish voice and i sing like a duck!
have you ever thought of doing voice-overs for cartoons?
I think Bodie should link us to a recording of her cute babyish voice! :)
:indeed:
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yeah cartoons would be cool hehehe
if you give me something to read out, depending on what it is, i will gladly record it for you!
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so much really green snot has come out of my nose over the last few days
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so much really green snot has come out of my nose over the last few days
They say it is healthier to swallow... :nerdy:
Just to make it more disgusting :hahaha:
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My mum says I'll throw up if I swallow it
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My mum says I'll throw up if I swallow it
That's OK, for this thread, because it is also disgusting.
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yeah cartoons would be cool hehehe
if you give me something to read out, depending on what it is, i will gladly record it for you!
Here's a paragraph they use to compare English accents:
Please call Stella. Ask her to bring these things with her from the store: Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob. We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids. She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.
Here's the site, in case you are interested:
http://accent.gmu.edu/email.php (http://accent.gmu.edu/email.php)
Here's a sample accent:
http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=442 (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=442)
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^ what accent was that?
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^ what accent was that?
It was the Southern US accent of a woman who was born in Birmingham, Alabama.
Here's one of a man who was born in Manchester:
http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=638 (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=638)
Here's one of a woman who was born in Birmingham, UK:
http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=77 (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=77)
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All so very specific except on the snack for her brother Bob. :D I was going to start a thread about all our accents using that link but forgot.
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All so very specific except on the snack for her brother Bob. :D I was going to start a thread about all our accents using that link but forgot.
I forgot which one sounded like your accent. Was it this lady from Perth?
http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=143 (http://accent.gmu.edu/browse_language.php?function=detail&speakerid=143)
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Not sure as it won't play even though I just installed the plug-in and have the volume turned up.
But I think that is the one, anyway.
Edit: Had to update the plug-in. ::) And yes that accent sounds like mine.
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Not sure as it won't play even though I just installed the plug-in and have the volume turned up.
But I think that is the one, anyway.
I just found your old post and I think that was the one you picked.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11041.msg477088.html#msg477088 (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11041.msg477088.html#msg477088)
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Yes that is the one. :) Voice probably even sounds like mine.
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I can't get it to play, even though i just updated the plug in :grrr:
I will record something anyway and post a bit later
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I can't get it to play, even though i just updated the plug in :grrr:
I will record something anyway and post a bit later
It did not play for me either.
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I have been known to fart in elevators.
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I have been known to fart in elevators.
I'm sure you have also ruined many a family function. :fp:
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My family doesn't have functions in elevators. :nerdy:
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My family doesn't have functions in elevators. :nerdy:
No, not after you spoiled that :wedding: Nice going.
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when on the road, I easily get lost
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I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.
I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
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I like sniffing on my meteorite. nickel iron has that smell and gives me dat feel, :blonde:
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I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.
I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
Would that be the odor or the itching that bothers you first?
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I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.
I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
Would that be the odor or the itching that bothers you first?
A bit of both.
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I sing songs about my cats buttholes. :lol1:
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:aff: :LMAO:
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I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.
I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
Same. But now I have somewhere to go so I must smell purdy.
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I occasionally. ok, like the smell of the trashcan. especially if something is rotting in it
Its like a car wreck. instead of not looking, I can't help to stop smelling. :blonde:
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I like smelling my blood.
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I have a bifurcated urethra. Not fun when they try to jam a catheter in there. Makes me wonder if I was close genetically to having two wieners.
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I still ride the bus.
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My asshole itches and I look forward to wiping it with a baby wipe to scratch it.
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:needpics:
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:needpics:
You got it, Bud!
Seems as if this guy is only here to stir the pot. Not sure why.
Maybe you should take him on.
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... Or, fuck it, maybe we all should.
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Maybe you should take him on.
Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. :eyelash:
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Maybe you should take him on.
Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. :eyelash:
Agree with the first bit, but seriously doubt the second bit.
I am am old and wrinkled and have no butt whatsoever.
(Kidding. For a man almost sixty years old, I am quite hawt, but I "never" scratch my ass.)
:lol1:
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Maybe you should take him on.
Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. :eyelash:
Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?
I did not know.
Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.
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I say treat her like anyone else. I don't give women a pussy pass unless they show it to me. :zoinks:
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Maybe you should take him on.
Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. :eyelash:
Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?
I did not know.
Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.
She went under various names outside buttplug. Ducky is how she often is referred to.
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I say treat her like anyone else. I don't give women a pussy pass unless they show it to me. :zoinks:
Not sure if I agree. The best way I know of to blow up an over grown pussy is to offer a really kind and sincere "pussy pass" for all of her grievous, numerous and failing indiscretions.
:zoinks:
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Maybe you should take him on.
Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. :eyelash:
Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?
I did not know.
Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.
She went under various names outside buttplug. Ducky is how she often is referred to.
Never interacted with this person.
I have only seen other people react.
As GG just said, though, a troll is a troll is a troll is a troll (paraphrasing).
:mischief:
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Maybe you should take him on.
Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. :eyelash:
Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?
I did not know.
Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.
She went under various names outside buttplug. Ducky is how she often is referred to.
Never interacted with this person.
I have only seen other people react.
As GG just said, though, a troll is a troll is a troll is a troll (paraphrasing).
:mischief:
You have. Skipping on taking your Geritol Complete is fogging up your memory.
:blonde:
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I have? Have I?
They say it is always the hearing that goes first, I think, or was it the prostate? Maybe it was the memory.
I can't remember.
Help me to rmember you, please. Are you one of those vibrating Buttplugs that I keep losing?
:dunno:
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I have? Have I?
They say it is always the hearing that goes first, I think, or was it the prostate? Maybe it was the memory.
I can't remember.
Help me to rmember you, please. Are you one of those vibrating Buttplugs that I keep losing?
:dunno:
The two of you have interacted before, I remembered, so went looking for it.
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,21744.msg1008592.html#msg1008592
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Thanks.
I remember the exchange, quite well, but at the time she was using Rage's name so I did not know her as Buttplug.
Anyway, she seems to be fun.
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Back to topic:
I met a stranger yesterday. He was a heavily accented South American, working for a concrete company. I was outside taking a few puffs from my pipe and we "tried" to interact verbally.
He asked me something that I misunderstood, due to his unfamiliar accent. I thought he was talking about gambling and a dice game called craps and bragging about his prowess.
I asked him if he would show me how all that works.
What he was trying to ask me is is it was OK to use the bathroom inside the Best Buy store. When I asked for him to show that to me, it was a wrong response.
Although, hilarious.
Anyway, today, we met again and I told him that I was embarrassed to face him, because of our first meeting (he speaks Portuguese and a tiny bit of Spanish. My Spanish is about thirty years un-used, tired and out of date, but I do better trying to talk to him in "broken" Spanish that either of us can do in English.)
Anyway, if a strange man asks in an unusual accent if it is OK to go to the bathroom inside the store, do not ask him to show that to you.
:lol1:
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I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!
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I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!
Was it CBC? :cbc:
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I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!
Was it CBC? :cbc:
Nope!
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I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!
Was it CBC? :cbc:
Nope!
It was me :M
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I despise my electrician.
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I stayed up all night Force Friday to hit all the local retailers for the new STAR WARS toys. My credit card was used so much it was flagged and started getting denied, which was pretty annoying.
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I despise my electrician.
How is this embarrassing or disgusting. Unless, of course, you carry his love child or something. :P
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Could be the other crack problem (http://blogs.webmd.com/all-ears/2010/06/americas-other-crack-problem.html).
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My eyes, my eyes! :GA:
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If I am at home and I drop food I am eating on the floor, I pick it up and eat it. It is pointless leaving it for the cats as they won't eat it.
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I despise my electrician.
How is this embarrassing or disgusting. Unless, of course, you carry his love child or something. :P
Well, he's embarrassing and disgusting. Unreliable, a fast talker, has substandard workers. Hopefully he'll finish on Friday then I may never have to see him again.
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I despise my electrician.
How is this embarrassing or disgusting. Unless, of course, you carry his love child or something. :P
Well, he's embarrassing and disgusting. Unreliable, a fast talker, has substandard workers. Hopefully he'll finish on Friday then I may never have to see him again.
Ugh. My sympathies.
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I sometime mumble or say things under my breath to myself.
I saw an attractive girl in her early thirties in a gym outfit in the supermarket. I looked, admired, sighed and said under my breath "Mmm...too young for me"
I thought I had said it too loud, and too clearly, and looked around embarrassed in case anyone heard me, or made out what I was saying. There was a big bloke about my age. I looked at him and realised he was staring at her. Seeing me look at him he turned his head at me. I don't do the eye contact thing well and was about to take off and he said
"Me too, mate", then he walked off in the opposite direction. No-one else seemed to have heard and the world became normal again.
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I sometime mumble or say things under my breath to myself.
I saw an attractive girl in her early thirties in a gym outfit in the supermarket. I looked, admired, sighed and said under my breath "Mmm...too young for me"
I thought I had said it too loud, and too clearly, and looked around embarrassed in case anyone heard me, or made out what I was saying. There was a big bloke about my age. I looked at him and realised he was staring at her. Seeing me look at him he turned his head at me. I don't do the eye contact thing well and was about to take off and he said
"Me too, mate", then he walked off in the opposite direction. No-one else seemed to have heard and the world became normal again.
:rofl: :good:
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I sometime mumble or say things under my breath to myself.
I saw an attractive girl in her early thirties in a gym outfit in the supermarket. I looked, admired, sighed and said under my breath "Mmm...too young for me"
I thought I had said it too loud, and too clearly, and looked around embarrassed in case anyone heard me, or made out what I was saying. There was a big bloke about my age. I looked at him and realised he was staring at her. Seeing me look at him he turned his head at me. I don't do the eye contact thing well and was about to take off and he said
"Me too, mate", then he walked off in the opposite direction. No-one else seemed to have heard and the world became normal again.
:plus:
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I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!
Was it CBC? :cbc:
Nope!
It was me :M
Possibly! :dunno:
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I can't seem to "finish" anymore as a result of this nerve damage down in my lower back.
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I can't seem to "finish" anymore as a result of this nerve damage down in my lower back.
That bites. Did you tell your doctor? Is it a permanent thing?
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I kept smelling an odor under my nose like cheese, almost like smelly socks. Finally figured it out:
Just because water-resistant bandages can stay on for days, doesn't mean they should.
The scrapes I was covering had long since healed, and the skin under the bandages was waterlogged. :sick:
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Ewww!
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Ewww!
The smell is gone now that the skin is in the open air. :thumbup: