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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #675 on: June 05, 2015, 12:24:53 AM »
Back to topic:

I met a stranger yesterday. He was a heavily accented South American, working for a concrete company. I was outside taking a few puffs from my pipe and we "tried" to interact verbally.

He asked me something that I misunderstood, due to his unfamiliar accent. I thought he was talking about gambling and a dice game called craps and bragging about his prowess.

I asked him if he would show me how all that works.

What he was trying to ask me is is it was OK to use the bathroom inside the Best Buy store. When I asked for him to show that to me, it was a wrong response.
Although, hilarious.

Anyway, today, we met again and I told him that I was embarrassed to face him, because of our first meeting (he speaks Portuguese and a tiny bit of Spanish. My Spanish is about thirty years un-used, tired and out of date, but I do better trying to talk to him in "broken" Spanish that either of us can do in English.)
 
Anyway, if a strange man asks in an unusual accent if it is OK to go to the bathroom inside the store, do not ask him to show that to you.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #676 on: September 03, 2015, 01:30:27 AM »
I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #677 on: September 03, 2015, 04:37:45 AM »
I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!

Was it CBC?  :cbc:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #678 on: September 03, 2015, 11:38:43 AM »
I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!

Was it CBC?  :cbc:

Nope!
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #679 on: September 03, 2015, 11:41:20 AM »
I had a very vivid sex dream about a former member and it was very dirty with a lot of spanking (of me) and butt stuff. I woke up scared!

Was it CBC?  :cbc:

Nope!

It was me  :M

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #680 on: September 03, 2015, 03:24:09 PM »
I despise my electrician.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #681 on: September 06, 2015, 10:28:51 PM »
I stayed up all night Force Friday to hit all the local retailers for the new STAR WARS toys. My credit card was used so much it was flagged and started getting denied, which was pretty annoying.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #682 on: September 10, 2015, 12:31:51 AM »
I despise my electrician.

How is this embarrassing or disgusting. Unless, of course, you carry his love child or something. :P
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #683 on: September 10, 2015, 12:35:53 AM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #684 on: September 10, 2015, 12:40:40 AM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #685 on: September 10, 2015, 04:00:09 AM »
If I am at home and I drop food I am eating on the floor, I pick it up and eat it. It is pointless leaving it for the cats as they won't eat it.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #686 on: September 10, 2015, 05:33:49 AM »
I despise my electrician.

How is this embarrassing or disgusting. Unless, of course, you carry his love child or something. :P

Well, he's embarrassing and disgusting.  Unreliable, a fast talker, has substandard workers.  Hopefully he'll finish on Friday then I may never have to see him again.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #687 on: September 11, 2015, 12:15:37 AM »
I despise my electrician.

How is this embarrassing or disgusting. Unless, of course, you carry his love child or something. :P

Well, he's embarrassing and disgusting.  Unreliable, a fast talker, has substandard workers.  Hopefully he'll finish on Friday then I may never have to see him again.

Ugh. My sympathies.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #688 on: September 15, 2015, 05:17:48 AM »
I sometime mumble or say things under my breath to myself.

I saw an attractive girl in her early thirties in a gym outfit in the supermarket. I looked, admired, sighed and said under my breath "Mmm...too young for me"

I thought I had said it too loud, and too clearly, and looked around embarrassed in case anyone heard me, or made out what I was saying. There was a big bloke about my age. I looked at him and realised he was staring at her. Seeing me look at him he turned his head at me. I don't do the eye contact thing well and was about to take off and he said

"Me too, mate", then he walked off in the opposite direction. No-one else seemed to have heard and the world became normal again.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #689 on: September 15, 2015, 05:44:53 AM »
I sometime mumble or say things under my breath to myself.

I saw an attractive girl in her early thirties in a gym outfit in the supermarket. I looked, admired, sighed and said under my breath "Mmm...too young for me"

I thought I had said it too loud, and too clearly, and looked around embarrassed in case anyone heard me, or made out what I was saying. There was a big bloke about my age. I looked at him and realised he was staring at her. Seeing me look at him he turned his head at me. I don't do the eye contact thing well and was about to take off and he said

"Me too, mate", then he walked off in the opposite direction. No-one else seemed to have heard and the world became normal again.
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