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Title: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Genesis on May 23, 2013, 11:38:35 PM
Because we have an opening for you... It may contain some of the following, so please be prepared.

We have an opening for a recruiter position:

This may contain the following requirements:

You must be a complete snob :yarly:, not give a care in the world whatsoever.  :2thumbsup:

Your pay rate is only 0.05 per raise. Yet if you complain you will get an extra rate of $20.00 per hour as a secret hush fund known as :STFU :finger:

If interested please contact Mikael Monkeyshine for more details.  ???

Sincerely Yours,
Potterville and Associates.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: McGiver on May 24, 2013, 07:33:40 AM
If my job is to recruit the girls for the college issue of playboy, I'll pay you.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Genesis on May 24, 2013, 12:38:09 PM
No... this was a joke.... there was a girl who was a "recruiter" for certain jobs on AFF...

Turns out she was just a pain in the ass. With many accusations about her true identity.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: StupidOldMan on May 24, 2013, 05:08:52 PM
 Need the money, what job?
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: skyblue1 on May 24, 2013, 05:14:07 PM
Ask LK, she is the recruiter
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: StupidOldMan on May 24, 2013, 05:18:47 PM
 I need some contact ibfo to the recruter.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: skyblue1 on May 24, 2013, 05:22:30 PM
Quote from: Gallstone on May 24, 2013, 05:18:47 PM
I need some contact ibfo to the recruter.
the link you have been given, is the link she left for contact

Of course she was fucking with us

As much as I am fucking with you
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: StupidOldMan on May 24, 2013, 05:58:42 PM
Been banned from linkedin too
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Jack on May 24, 2013, 06:34:25 PM
Welcome back.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: McGiver on May 24, 2013, 06:48:45 PM
Quote from: Gallstone on May 24, 2013, 05:58:42 PM
Been banned from linkedin too
name all the places you've been banned from!!!
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Jesse on May 26, 2013, 04:29:17 PM
Shit. I think I'm having problems with my gallbladder, and now I see a user with that name in here.  :P
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: skyblue1 on May 26, 2013, 04:40:13 PM
thats madmick
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: "couldbecousin" on May 26, 2013, 09:09:26 PM
Quote from: Merauder on May 26, 2013, 04:29:17 PM
Shit. I think I'm having problems with my gallbladder, and now I see a user with that name in here.  :P

  Do you have health insurance?  If you have gallstones, you should see a doctor!  :orly:
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Jesse on May 27, 2013, 08:57:03 PM
I don't have insurance. I'm going to have to watch my diet to control gallbladder attacks which is what I think I'm having.
I cant wait until fucking obamacare takes effect! I'll be going to the doctor then, :blonde:
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: McGiver on May 27, 2013, 09:01:27 PM
Quote from: Merauder on May 27, 2013, 08:57:03 PM
I don't have insurance. I'm going to have to watch my diet to control gallbladder attacks which is what I think I'm having.
I cant wait until fucking obamacare takes effect! I'll be going to the doctor then, :blonde:
gallstones can be prevented by drinking lemonade.
Google it.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Genesis on May 28, 2013, 09:53:22 PM
Quote from: McJaguar on May 24, 2013, 06:48:45 PM
Quote from: Gallstone on May 24, 2013, 05:58:42 PM
Been banned from linkedin too
name all the places you've been banned from!!!

Petshub.com

Imdb.com message boards
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Jack on May 29, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
The petshub.com story sounds interesting.
Title: Re: Anyone from the Corporate World?
Post by: Genesis on May 30, 2013, 07:22:04 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 29, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
The petshub.com story sounds interesting.

I wanted to breed dwarf hamsters...

and I called someone a moron for calling me out on the idea....

-_- I should have listened.