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Title: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 04:28:31 AM
Over 70% of them just speak ONE language. That's absolutely retarded.

How many americans or brits in here are truly proficient in a language other than english? Having taken spanish courses and being even below the level I am in japanese doesn't count.

Makes you look even more stupid and contributes to your idiotic world view.

I'm sure Callaway is a stupid cunt who just knows a single language. A clumsy, retarded all american trashvagina.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 21, 2009, 04:36:50 AM
I am very proficient in a second language, thank you.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 04:38:20 AM
I am very proficient in a second language, thank you.

What language would that be? Welsh, gaelic etc doesn't count. Those are ethnic local/languages. So Welsh and irish etc are excluded from this, this is about americans and english.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 21, 2009, 04:41:32 AM
I speak English and German, including medeival German. I can read Dutch. I understand quite a bit Latin. I can read Lord's Prayer in correct Gothic from the 5th Century.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 21, 2009, 04:43:03 AM
I am very proficient in a second language, thank you.

What language would that be? Welsh, gaelic etc doesn't count. Those are ethnic local/languages. So Welsh and irish etc are excluded from this, this is about americans and english.
Mathematics. Actually a useful language, unlike the ones they try and make us learn at school.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 04:43:53 AM
I speak English and German, including medeival German. I can read Dutch. I understand quite a bit Latin. I can read Lord's Prayer in correct Gothic from the 5th Century.

Yeah, but you're swedish, not a retarded american/english clumsy ignorant cunt. In Sweden before WW2, german was the main secondary language and most people with education learned it.

I just know two languages but my english is perfectly acceptable, and I can soon read japanese more or less completely even though I need a lot more practice in using it.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 04:44:31 AM
I am very proficient in a second language, thank you.

What language would that be? Welsh, gaelic etc doesn't count. Those are ethnic local/languages. So Welsh and irish etc are excluded from this, this is about americans and english.
Mathematics. Actually a useful language, unlike the ones they try and make us learn at school.

A pathetic answer one would expect from an englishman.

Now go down to the Games Workshop boutique and be among your friends who are all experts in communist infrastructure.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 21, 2009, 04:45:56 AM
I am very proficient in a second language, thank you.

What language would that be? Welsh, gaelic etc doesn't count. Those are ethnic local/languages. So Welsh and irish etc are excluded from this, this is about americans and english.
Mathematics. Actually a useful language, unlike the ones they try and make us learn at school.

A pathetic answer one would expect from an englishman.

Sorry, didn't expect you to be bright enough to master it.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 05:13:51 AM
Another thing is the fact americans and english have by far the worst pronounciation when learning foreign languages. It's very obvious wherever you go. In swedish they are the worst, in japanese, in german etc... They have too thick accents.

I think there's a difference between an accent which is just a different melody and an accent where words are pronounced very wrong. Americans and english who even bother trying to learn a secondary language fall into the second category.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a heavy accent, but he's not mispronouncing words that bad despite this. Most english and american people I met in Sweden or heard speak other languages, like japanese or german, mispronounce things really badly.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 05:17:55 AM
I can read music, which is like another language.  Spanish, French or Arabic would be the only other languages apart from the English language, that would be worth learning.  The rest are meaningless.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 05:20:26 AM
I can read music, which is like another language.  Spanish, French or Arabic would be the only other languages apart from the English language, that would be worth learning.  The rest are meaningless.

Sheet music doesn't have grammar or anything. It's just a basic written language for notes and tempo etc... Like mathematics, it doesn't count here.

Why is spanish worth knowing? Because a large part of the third world, latin america etc, speaks variations of it which sound like crap. It might be useful for backpackers haggling with filthy indians in Peru, but other than that I don't see why spanish would be useful. The people who speak it are mostly subhumans. If you switch spanish for chinese/mandarin, I can accept it. China is, unlike latin america, influential in the world and it's good to be able to communicate with them. I can understand quite a few of their writing symbols, through my japanese kanji studies, but I don't understand the language.

As for arabic, the arab nations will soon reach complete economic decline when the oil runs out. They don't even have their own infrastructures or resources to maintain it in the long run. They buy everything for oil money. Only reason to learn arabic is because of Islam. I'm not surprised though, a fuckfaced brit making such a politically correct comment.

The civilized languages, of civilized industrial people, include german, japanese, french, chinese, italian.

Swedish and dutch are closely related to german and most swedes learn german fluently after living one year in a german speaking country. Swedes and dutch can almost read each other's newspapers if they know a little german which helps tie the languages together. So, swedish is not completely worthless in the sense that it makes learning german way easier.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Christopher McCandless on September 21, 2009, 05:34:54 AM
Soleiyu sounds like Baggs...
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 07:27:21 AM
Spanish, French and Arabic are the most spoken languages worldwide.

You are only blabbing about japanese and sweedish etc, cause you are sweedish and japanese probably because of some retarded anime obsession.

Learning another language could be very useful, but its not essential.  Love and money are essential.  You have money, cause you get it given to you, god knows why.  You don't do anything to warrant it, so you have no real self esteem.  You'll probably never have love or company, so you'll die a lonely, ugly, retarded fluent in japanese piece of worthless shit.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 07:32:16 AM
Spanish, French and Arabic are the most spoken languages worldwide.

You are only blabbing about japanese and sweedish etc, cause you are sweedish and japanese probably because of some retarded anime obsession.

Learning another language could be very useful, but its not essential.  Love and money are essential.  You have money, cause you get it given to you, god knows why.  You don't do anything to warrant it, so you have no real self esteem.  You'll probably never have love or company, so you'll die a lonely, ugly, retarded fluent in japanese piece of worthless shit.  :hahaha:

I'm good looking because I take care of myself, had surgery, eat healthy etc.

Self esteem doesn't necessarily come from working, you onedimensional brit trash. Is your mother a single woman without real education? If so, I hope the cunt is raped and killed.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 07:33:50 AM
I am an american and I can read hebrew. :lol:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 07:34:59 AM
I am an american and I can read hebrew. :lol:

I can read hebrew too, with vowels written in. I'm sure you are like that too, you can only read it in a siddur/prayer book. I can also read greek. However, I don't speak either greek or hebrew. Hebrew and greek are like hiragana/katakana or latin, just a set of sounds. Kanji is more challenging because it's thousands of symbols with several pronounciations for each.

However, even though I'm getting proficiency in kanji, I don't master japanese yet. So knowing a writing system doesn't mean you know the language.

Waving back and forth for your Bar Mitzva and going "yalam shalom" etc etc etc without even knowing what you're saying doesn't mean you master a language.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 07:38:28 AM
I am an american and I can read hebrew. :lol:

I can read hebrew too, with vowels written in. I'm sure you are like that too, you can only read it in a siddur/prayer book. I can also read greek. However, I don't speak either greek or hebrew. Hebrew and greek are like hiragana/katakana or latin, just a set of sounds. Kanji is more challenging because it's thousands of symbols with several pronounciations for each.

yay for you, do you want some matzah?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Adam on September 21, 2009, 07:39:10 AM
i actually agree that there's not enough emphasis on languages here and in other english-speaking shitholes

i only know english fluently, but when i've finished uni (or if i think i have enough spare time before then) i'm gonna learn German properly

in other european countries people often speak english as well as their first language and maybe other. in fact a lot of them are better at english than most americans/brits

(and yes i know i type like shit and don't use proper SPG on these forums, but i can actually write well)

learning another language helps you understand your own much better as well

atm i can just speak some french and german but not enough to read a book in either
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 07:41:45 AM
Lol, i'm good looking cause I was born that way.  And you look like a freak show, you are not good looking.

It comes from being a good person, having a job where you are doing something worthy, does count, yes.  You are embarrassing yourself with sterotyping so many people, and that is exactly what the retarded Americans do, the ones you are mocking.  So you are just as stupid.  So, no, the whole of the UK is not lower class, my upbringing was pretty normal.  

You are stuck in your prison town for life, cause if you come out into the real world, you'll get eaten alive.   :tinfoil:  >:D
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 07:53:03 AM
Lol, i'm good looking cause I was born that way.  And you look like a freak show, you are not good looking.

It comes from being a good person, having a job where you are doing something worthy, does count, yes.  You are embarrassing yourself with sterotyping so many people, and that is exactly what the retarded Americans do, the ones you are mocking.  So you are just as stupid.  So, no, the whole of the UK is not lower class, my upbringing was pretty normal.  

You are stuck in your prison town for life, cause if you come out into the real world, you'll get eaten alive.   :tinfoil:  >:D

If you were good looking you wouldn't be a pathetic loser masturbating three times a day and listening to Iron Maiden while dreaming of a girl. I noticed you said you're single and can't get girls.

You also express yourself in a blunt and stuttering way, in writing, which makes you seem slow, dim and retarded. Your intelligence isn't impressive at all.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 08:03:36 AM
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If you were good looking you wouldn't be a pathetic loser masturbating three times a day and listening to Iron Maiden while dreaming of a girl. I noticed you said you're single and can't get girls.

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
come with me Friday
Don't say maybe
I am just a teenage dirtbag, baby
like you
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 08:05:42 AM
Haha.  Shows what you know about society.  Looks are far from everything.  There's always very attractive women with very ugly men.  Its mostly about personality, the way you dress, power, money etc.  Lol, I don't masturbate 3 times a day, i'm not that desperate for sex.  And my days are usually very productive, unlike yours.  I didn't say I couldn't get girls, i've had plenty of sex this year thanks.  I said that I couldn't get the hot ones, this being cause when ever I do get in the situation of talking with them, I usually mess things up, probably cause of my AS.  

Yeah, sorry, i'm more of the ouside type, I don't usually sit at home all day doing fuck all.  Didn't say my intelligence was impressive, just said that you are just a moronic as the people you're insulting.  Like saying people avoid answering questions about themselves.  If your so brave, go out and confront these people you have so much biterness towards, in person.  But you won't, as you're a pathetic, lonely, hermit crab, freak  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 08:07:01 AM
sorry weetus, i'm not a teenager anymore. 
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 21, 2009, 08:08:25 AM
He has a point in being gay. Women are usually inferior, stupid creatures ruled by their emotions rather than by logics. That's why they go to unworthy scum most of the time.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 08:52:40 AM
Haha.  Shows what you know about society.  Looks are far from everything.  There's always very attractive women with very ugly men.  Its mostly about personality, the way you dress, power, money etc.  Lol, I don't masturbate 3 times a day, i'm not that desperate for sex.  And my days are usually very productive, unlike yours.  I didn't say I couldn't get girls, i've had plenty of sex this year thanks.  I said that I couldn't get the hot ones, this being cause when ever I do get in the situation of talking with them, I usually mess things up, probably cause of my AS.  

Yeah, sorry, i'm more of the ouside type, I don't usually sit at home all day doing fuck all.  Didn't say my intelligence was impressive, just said that you are just a moronic as the people you're insulting.  Like saying people avoid answering questions about themselves.  If your so brave, go out and confront these people you have so much biterness towards, in person.  But you won't, as you're a pathetic, lonely, hermit crab, freak  :hahaha:

So ugly girls care less for how socially smooth you are? Good looking ones have higher demands on social behaviour? You're just a lying, tragic fuckface. Probably virgin.

I pity you since you can't even be honest. I'm upright and honest and what you do is trying to use it against me while hiding behind cowardly self denial yourself.

What do you do that's so "productive"?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 09:58:34 AM
Women are usually inferior, stupid creatures ruled by their emotions rather than by logics.

Projection, FTW
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on September 21, 2009, 10:08:14 AM
Vulgarity, racism, sexism... wow. It's an unadmirable talent to be able to cram so much ignorance into a single thread, and by the second page no less.

Sol, why bother starting a debate when every word that spills forth from your cretinous keyboard merely convinces your readers to the contrary? I can assure you my impression of Swedes has been taken down a notch with you as their representative. Good job.

And I'm sure whatever replies you make will only continue to prove this point, regardless of whether I agree with your underlying complaint of the American/English monolingual cultures. --Which by the way I don't actually disagree with.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on September 21, 2009, 10:10:43 AM
He has a point in being gay. Women are usually inferior, stupid creatures ruled by their emotions rather than by logics. That's why they go to unworthy scum most of the time.

Any person who is incapable of seeing the logic inherent in emotional interactions during social bonding has an incredibly poor grasp of neuropsychology and social behavior. And evolution for that matter.  ::)

Only the ignorant think logic is logical.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 10:12:29 AM
I have a female brain type.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 10:14:35 AM
I have a female brain type.

By yours and lit's view, this would explain a lot of things  :indeed:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Icequeen on September 21, 2009, 10:45:56 AM
1. Vaffanculo.

2. Knep dig selv.

3. Fick dich.

4. poshol na khui.

5. spierdalaj.

6. Ay gamisou.

7. Do prdele.

8. vas te faire foutre.

9. que te jordan.

10. vai-te foder.

Just enough to deal with 10 different types of international assholes. ::)


Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Blasted on September 21, 2009, 11:08:50 AM
Spierdalaj!

 :thumbup:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Callaway on September 21, 2009, 11:29:21 AM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11948.msg514540.html#msg514540

Something which really angered me was when the uneducated, neurologically disabled white trash working class fucktard DirtDawg came into the chat bragging about his ugly childwhore of a daughter. Everyone seem to think it's perfectly okay that socially disadvantaged filth with no education are getting kids. I'm disgusted by this.

DirtDawg's daughter is very bright and DirtDawg and his wife take care of her and their son very well.

Do you believe that people who have AS should not have children?

If I remember correctly, you have AS and you never finished college yourself.  Does that make you uneducated, neurologically disabled, socially disadvantaged, white trash filth?

Everything except white trash, yes.

I'm never going to have children, but if I did I would still be a better father than the american pig DD who's very clearly white trash.

I'm glad that you have decided never to have children, but it would be difficult for anyone to be a better father than DirtDawg.  He and his wife are both excellent parents.

What college degree do you think should be required to become a parent?  Is a BS degree sufficient or should a MS or Ph.D. be required?

What college degrees do your parents have?

I see that I hit a nerve when I asked you what college degree you thought should be required for parents and what college degrees your parents have earned, since instead of answering the question you posted this, Soleiyu:


I'm sure Callaway is a stupid cunt who just knows a single language. A clumsy, retarded all american trashvagina.

I know a little of several languages including Japanese and Spanish, but it is true that the only language in which I'm fluent is English.

However, it's not true that I'm retarded.  I'm fairly certain I'm more intelligent than you are.  I not only finished college but also paid for my undergraduate studies with a National Merit Scholarship.  I earned a Master of Science in Chemical Engineering, while you were unable to finish University at all.

Just so you know, I was in favor of you getting a second chance when you asked for it (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11887.0.html), but when you said nasty things about several people since then including that you wanted DirtDawg's young daughter to be brutally raped (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11946.msg514363.html#msg514363), that changed my opinion.


Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 11:39:58 AM
http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11948.msg514540.html#msg514540

Something which really angered me was when the uneducated, neurologically disabled white trash working class fucktard DirtDawg came into the chat bragging about his ugly childwhore of a daughter. Everyone seem to think it's perfectly okay that socially disadvantaged filth with no education are getting kids. I'm disgusted by this.

DirtDawg's daughter is very bright and DirtDawg and his wife take care of her and their son very well.

Do you believe that people who have AS should not have children?

If I remember correctly, you have AS and you never finished college yourself.  Does that make you uneducated, neurologically disabled, socially disadvantaged, white trash filth?

Everything except white trash, yes.

I'm never going to have children, but if I did I would still be a better father than the american pig DD who's very clearly white trash.

I'm glad that you have decided never to have children, but it would be difficult for anyone to be a better father than DirtDawg.  He and his wife are both excellent parents.

What college degree do you think should be required to become a parent?  Is a BS degree sufficient or should a MS or Ph.D. be required?

What college degrees do your parents have?

I see that I hit a nerve when I asked you what college degree you thought should be required for parents and what college degrees your parents have earned, since instead of answering the question you posted this, Soleiyu:


I'm sure Callaway is a stupid cunt who just knows a single language. A clumsy, retarded all american trashvagina.

I know a little of several languages including Japanese and Spanish, but it is true that the only language in which I'm fluent is English.

However, it's not true that I'm retarded.  I'm fairly certain I'm more intelligent than you are.  I not only finished college but also paid for my undergraduate studies with a National Merit Scholarship.  I earned a Master of Science in Chemical Engineering, while you were unable to finish University at all.

Just so you know, I was in favor of you getting a second chance when you asked for it (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11887.0.html), but when you said nasty things about several people since then including that you wanted DirtDawg's young daughter to be brutally raped (http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,11946.msg514363.html#msg514363), that changed my opinion.




You're a pretentious whore who do not have AS.

Both my parents have academic degrees but I don't know exactly what they are. They are middle class.

If I'm balanced and use all my intuition I'm definitely more intelligent than a fake cunt like you.

What's this about "second chance"? You don't ban members anyway and I didn't come here to make friends. I despise most of the people here for being too average and too retarded.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 11:49:44 AM
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I despise most of the people here for being too average and too retarded.

to which we are neither (well most of us anyway)

I wouldn't say you're average, but you do seem slightly retarded.  :indeed:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: jman on September 21, 2009, 11:51:14 AM
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Both my parents have academic degrees but I don't know exactly what they are.

tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: richard on September 21, 2009, 12:34:36 PM
when you walk sand must fall out of your vagina, i cant believe something so miniscule as knowing another language bothers you so much. most people dont walk around speaking 5 different languages day after day going about there business
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 21, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
when you walk sand must fall out of your vagina, i cant believe something so miniscule as knowing another language bothers you so much

Go to France and try to speak English to them. Or to South America for that matter.  :facepalm2:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 12:50:23 PM
Haha.  Shows what you know about society.  Looks are far from everything.  There's always very attractive women with very ugly men.  Its mostly about personality, the way you dress, power, money etc.  Lol, I don't masturbate 3 times a day, i'm not that desperate for sex.  And my days are usually very productive, unlike yours.  I didn't say I couldn't get girls, i've had plenty of sex this year thanks.  I said that I couldn't get the hot ones, this being cause when ever I do get in the situation of talking with them, I usually mess things up, probably cause of my AS.  

Yeah, sorry, i'm more of the ouside type, I don't usually sit at home all day doing fuck all.  Didn't say my intelligence was impressive, just said that you are just a moronic as the people you're insulting.  Like saying people avoid answering questions about themselves.  If your so brave, go out and confront these people you have so much biterness towards, in person.  But you won't, as you're a pathetic, lonely, hermit crab, freak  :hahaha:

So ugly girls care less for how socially smooth you are? Good looking ones have higher demands on social behaviour? You're just a lying, tragic fuckface. Probably virgin.

I pity you since you can't even be honest. I'm upright and honest and what you do is trying to use it against me while hiding behind cowardly self denial yourself.

What do you do that's so "productive"?

Yep.  And fat ones.  Or old.  The sexy girls can be more choosey, cause they know they can get most men.  But then in America, I can actually have chances with girls out of my league, cause they like my accent.  How am I lying?  Lol, i'm an honest person, and i'd admit if I was a virgin, especially on an aspie site.  And thinking about it, as you're such an agraphobic, work shy loser, you are very likely a virgin.

I didn't say you aren't honest, you say what you think, trouble is, its complete bullshit, and you are hypocrite.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 12:53:24 PM
Haha.  Shows what you know about society.  Looks are far from everything.  There's always very attractive women with very ugly men.  Its mostly about personality, the way you dress, power, money etc.  Lol, I don't masturbate 3 times a day, i'm not that desperate for sex.  And my days are usually very productive, unlike yours.  I didn't say I couldn't get girls, i've had plenty of sex this year thanks.  I said that I couldn't get the hot ones, this being cause when ever I do get in the situation of talking with them, I usually mess things up, probably cause of my AS.  

Yeah, sorry, i'm more of the ouside type, I don't usually sit at home all day doing fuck all.  Didn't say my intelligence was impressive, just said that you are just a moronic as the people you're insulting.  Like saying people avoid answering questions about themselves.  If your so brave, go out and confront these people you have so much biterness towards, in person.  But you won't, as you're a pathetic, lonely, hermit crab, freak  :hahaha:

So ugly girls care less for how socially smooth you are? Good looking ones have higher demands on social behaviour? You're just a lying, tragic fuckface. Probably virgin.

I pity you since you can't even be honest. I'm upright and honest and what you do is trying to use it against me while hiding behind cowardly self denial yourself.

What do you do that's so "productive"?

Yep.  And fat ones.  Or old.  The sexy girls can be more choosy, cause they know they can get most men.  But then in America, I can actually have chances with girls out of my league, cause they like my accent.  How am I lying?  Lol, i'm an honest person, and i'd admit if I was a virgin, especially on an aspie site.  And thinking about it, as you're such an agraphobic, work shy loser, you are very likely a virgin.

I didn't say you aren't honest, you say what you think, trouble is, its complete bullshit, and you are hypocrite.

You're probably just as socially misadjusted as I am but without the ability to even appear normal in public when need be.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Blasted on September 21, 2009, 12:53:41 PM
What interests me is, what the fuck do you know about girls and what they like seeing as you're gay?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 12:54:26 PM
He's calling people too retarded, whats his disability?  The reason he can't work?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 01:00:00 PM
Thats funny, cause some of my friends wouldn't believe me when I told them about AS.  Its only in certain social and stressful situations that i'm really affected.

And, by the way, incase you don't know what the word means:

Dictionary: friend   (frĕnd)


1.A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
2.A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.
3.A person with whom one is allied in a struggle or cause; a comrade.
4.One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the clean air movement.
5.Friend A member of the Society of Friends; a Quaker.
6.Something, retarded piece of shit "soleiyu", will never have...

And talking of that word, i'm going out for coffee with some friends.  Have fun  :wanker:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: P7PSP on September 21, 2009, 01:06:39 PM
Here is your jap mirror image chimpokoboi.

(http://i34.tinypic.com/dw2qn7.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uzegl_CKw0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uzegl_CKw0)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Phlexor on September 21, 2009, 01:07:42 PM
He's just butthurt because us english speakers already speak the master language  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: P7PSP on September 21, 2009, 01:11:12 PM
He's just butthurt because us english speakers already speak the master language  :zoinks:
That and the surgery he had to try and correct the Hapsburg lip and jaw. Being congenitally defective must have been tough on Chimpokoboi.  :(
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 01:12:22 PM
He's just butthurt because us english speakers already speak the master language  :zoinks:
That and the surgery he had to try and correct the Hapsburg lip and jaw. Being congenitally defective must have been tough on Chimpokoboi.  :(

What's a Habsburg lip and jaw?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: P7PSP on September 21, 2009, 01:22:11 PM
He's just butthurt because us english speakers already speak the master language  :zoinks:
That and the surgery he had to try and correct the Hapsburg lip and jaw. Being congenitally defective must have been tough on Chimpokoboi.  :(

What's a Habsburg lip and jaw?
Someone as wordly as you claim to be should know that Chimpokoboi. Use the search function. 
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 21, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
I think Habsburg noses are more widely known.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 21, 2009, 01:28:21 PM
BRAVE! :arrr:



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Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 01:28:54 PM
I don't have that anyway. I have a weak, non prominent jawline and chin.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: P7PSP on September 21, 2009, 01:31:12 PM
I think Habsburg noses are more widely known.
Since you two alledgedly superior Svennes can't seem to find it yourself here it is.
http://www.msu.edu/course/lbs/333/fall/hapsburglip.html (http://www.msu.edu/course/lbs/333/fall/hapsburglip.html)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 21, 2009, 01:35:53 PM
I'm not a real Svenne, since I'm of Göta/Norse descent.  :P
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on September 21, 2009, 01:42:11 PM
Sol, why bother starting a debate when every word that spills forth from your cretinous keyboard merely convinces your readers to the contrary? I can assure you my impression of Swedes has been taken down a notch with you as their representative. Good job.

Most of them aren't like him, thankfully.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on September 21, 2009, 01:43:05 PM
I have a female brain type.

I'd say you're the female type but I wouldn't want to insult the ladies here. As for brain, I have yet to see any evidence of one.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on September 21, 2009, 01:45:57 PM
I have a female brain type.

I'd say you're the female type but I wouldn't want to insult the ladies here. As for brain, I have yet to see any evidence of one.  :hahaha:

Don't you have a discussion about soviet industrialism and viking beard braids waiting for you on ventrilo?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on September 21, 2009, 01:48:42 PM
I have a female brain type.

I'd say you're the female type but I wouldn't want to insult the ladies here. As for brain, I have yet to see any evidence of one.  :hahaha:

Don't you have a discussion about soviet industrialism and viking beard braids waiting for you on ventrilo?

I'd ask you to join but that particular discussion requires a brain.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 21, 2009, 03:11:49 PM
He's just butthurt because us english speakers already speak the master language  :zoinks:
That and the surgery he had to try and correct the Hapsburg lip and jaw. Being congenitally defective must have been tough on Chimpokoboi.  :(

What's a Habsburg lip and jaw?
Someone as wordly as you claim to be should know that Chimpokoboi. Use the search function. 

 :lol:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Alex179 on September 22, 2009, 10:14:48 AM
Mein Deutsch ist nicht sehr gut.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 22, 2009, 10:31:48 AM
Aber mein ist desto besser.  :P
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on September 22, 2009, 06:01:03 PM
I can read bullshit, and as there's been plenty written here, I've become quite fluent. :LMAO:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: benjimanbreeg on September 22, 2009, 06:13:42 PM
Me too, yay, i've learnt a new language.  I'm fluent in Australian too actually.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Untermensch on October 02, 2009, 01:11:42 AM
He has a point in being gay. Women are usually inferior, stupid creatures ruled by their emotions rather than by logics. That's why they go to unworthy scum most of the time.

Like yourself for example  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: on October 02, 2009, 04:11:25 AM
I am very proficient in a second language, thank you.

What language would that be? Welsh, gaelic etc doesn't count. Those are ethnic local/languages. So Welsh and irish etc are excluded from this, this is about americans and english.

...nobody is that dumb. Someone please tell me this is the best troll ever.

(Anglo-Irish. I am fluent in Geek too. OH, and I can read several forms of Futhark, which I doubt you can.)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on October 02, 2009, 01:01:03 PM
He is that dumb, yes.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 03, 2009, 03:43:26 AM
Maybe not dumb but certainly trapped in his own net of prejudice and misconception.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Untermensch on October 03, 2009, 06:01:30 AM
Over 70% of them just speak ONE language. That's absolutely retarded.

How many americans or brits in here are truly proficient in a language other than english? Having taken spanish courses and being even below the level I am in japanese doesn't count.

Makes you look even more stupid and contributes to your idiotic world view.

I'm sure Callaway is a stupid cunt who just knows a single language. A clumsy, retarded all american trashvagina.

English is the most widely spoken language in the world weeaboo, it has the greatest number of speakers whose native language is not English. Chinese and Hindi have more speakers, however they aint spoken very much outside China and India. Also English is backed up by the sheer economic, cultural and political power of the English speaking world (USA, UK, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, various West Indian countries).
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on October 03, 2009, 06:10:25 AM
Over 70% of them just speak ONE language. That's absolutely retarded.

How many americans or brits in here are truly proficient in a language other than english? Having taken spanish courses and being even below the level I am in japanese doesn't count.

Makes you look even more stupid and contributes to your idiotic world view.

I'm sure Callaway is a stupid cunt who just knows a single language. A clumsy, retarded all american trashvagina.

English is the most widely spoken language in the world weeaboo, it has the greatest number of speakers whose native language is not English. Chinese and Hindi have more speakers, however they aint spoken very much outside China and India. Also English is backed up by the sheer economic, cultural and political power of the English speaking world (USA, UK, Canada, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, various West Indian countries).

So that justifies just knowing one language? That's called lazy.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 03, 2009, 06:14:21 AM
 :eyebrows: I think it's called sensible - makes it easier to communicate.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on October 03, 2009, 06:15:31 AM
:eyebrows: I think it's called sensible - makes it easier to communicate.

It doesn't exclude learning another language. It's still lazy. However it's not news to anyone that the anglo world is deteriorating fast.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 03, 2009, 06:22:25 AM
 :orly: well, in your mind it is.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on October 03, 2009, 06:35:47 AM
:orly: well, in your mind it is.

Who the fuck even cares about Australia outside of the anglo world? No one. Australia however with ABBA, IKEA and what not care a lot about Sweden. I honestly can't say there's a single australian import of value in Sweden, the rest of Scandinavia or Germany.

As for America, their economy is predicted by their own economists to fail again because it's been based on illusions for decades. The superpower is dismantling itself through the false belief that it has some sort of natural destined role to rule the world.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 03, 2009, 06:44:05 AM
Have you ever heard of "Crocodile Dundee" or "Babe 1 & 2"? These were Australian movies that gained a worldwide following. Yes, you are probably right about the US economy being based on illusions but don't kid yourself that all other economies are any better.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Untermensch on October 03, 2009, 06:51:40 AM
Who the fuck even cares about Australia outside of the anglo world? No one. Australia however with ABBA, IKEA and what not care a lot about Sweden. I honestly can't say there's a single australian import of value in Sweden, the rest of Scandinavia or Germany.

Australia has produced a lot of globally well known music groups; AC/DC and INXS being among of them. I am going to laugh if you have not heard of AC/DC  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 03, 2009, 06:53:06 AM
Who the fuck even cares about Australia outside of the anglo world? No one. Australia however with ABBA, IKEA and what not care a lot about Sweden. I honestly can't say there's a single australian import of value in Sweden, the rest of Scandinavia or Germany.

Australia has produced a lot of globally well known music groups; AC/DC and INXS being among of them. I am going to laugh if you have not heard of AC/DC  :hahaha:
:agreed:, and let's not forget Sherbet and Little River Band.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Soleiyu on October 03, 2009, 07:33:22 AM
To me Australia will never be anything other than Neighbours (stopped airing in Sweden in 1991 because of low ratings), Crocodile Dundee, Men at Work and oil coats.

All quality stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNT7uZf7lew

The fact that you're also actually proud of having the most retarded accent ever throughout the existence of mankind is just bullshit imo. I can't stand it when sub-people like australians or scottish are "proud" of peculiar, usually crude and vulgar as well, aspects of their culture.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 03, 2009, 09:10:43 AM
I dunno, any country that can honestly be proud of Ikea must have something going for it.

Exactly what, we can't work out yet.  :hahaha:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: renaeden on October 03, 2009, 09:20:43 AM
The Australian accent is the most difficult to obtain and the easiest to lose. I guess that is something to be proud of. Also, the accent varies from state to state. Queensland accents are really easy to identify (for me).

I like Ikea furniture. :)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on October 03, 2009, 09:28:26 AM
I dunno, any country that can honestly be proud of Ikea must have something going for it.

Exactly what, we can't work out yet.  :hahaha:

Check out how much money Ingvar Kamprad has.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Parts on October 03, 2009, 04:43:51 PM
Ikea furniture may look okay and it's good it your just going to throw it away after awhile but the quality sucks
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on October 03, 2009, 04:46:13 PM
But that old guy from Småland sure knows how to make money. :toporly:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Parts on October 03, 2009, 04:56:18 PM
But that old guy from Småland sure knows how to make money. :toporly:

Indeed he does got to give him that!!  The place is never empty and they make good cinnamon rolls
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Blasted on October 03, 2009, 04:56:51 PM
I used to like their hot dogs, before I went vegeterian  :P
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: renaeden on October 04, 2009, 03:22:09 AM
It is an hour long train trip for me to get to the nearest Ikea. I have wanted to go there because it is a new one. My mum gets the Ikea catalogue and I like looking at it. The quality seems pretty decent but I would have to see it in person before I make up my mind.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on October 04, 2009, 04:34:29 AM
Some of the stuff IKEA makes is OK.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: The_Chosen_One on October 04, 2009, 05:14:45 AM
It is an hour long train trip for me to get to the nearest Ikea. I have wanted to go there because it is a new one. My mum gets the Ikea catalogue and I like looking at it. The quality seems pretty decent but I would have to see it in person before I make up my mind.

The only Ikea place I've seen is the one on Springvale Rd in Glen Waverley. Never been inside, but the place is huge.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Parts on October 04, 2009, 06:26:45 AM
We have one just two towns away.  Some stuff is okay but be prepared to assemble it all with about a million fasteners
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: ASpHole on October 04, 2009, 02:52:48 PM
Mall of America has an Ikea, but I've never felt the need to go in.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Callaway on October 04, 2009, 03:52:28 PM
I have been to an Ikea in Baltimore, one in Edinburgh, Scotland, and one in North Carolina, but I have not bought any furniture from them.  I was happy with the items I did buy, though.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: earthboundmisfit on October 04, 2009, 08:11:00 PM


But that old guy from Småland sure knows how to make money. :toporly:


Sam Walton's family are quadzillionaires.


Doesn't make Wal-Mart high class.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Leto729 on October 08, 2009, 04:48:13 PM
The Australian accent is the most difficult to obtain and the easiest to lose. I guess that is something to be proud of. Also, the accent varies from state to state. Queensland accents are really easy to identify (for me).

I like Ikea furniture. :)
When I lived in The South I really Southern accent it was very hard for Me ti get rid of.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Leto729 on October 08, 2009, 05:36:21 PM
I might be a American but I can speak Southern.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 04, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
Typical Soleiyu thread. I miss the maniac  :-\
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on September 04, 2013, 10:52:56 PM
He was a nasty piece of work.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 05, 2013, 12:05:55 AM
      I miss General Razorbeard.  :trollface:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 05, 2013, 07:37:43 AM
      I miss General Razorbeard.  :trollface:

 :green:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 05, 2013, 08:49:58 AM
      I miss General Razorbeard.  :trollface:

 :green:

  He's one of the very few people I've ever been rude to on here!   :rofl:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 05, 2013, 02:35:47 PM
      I miss General Razorbeard.  :trollface:

 :green:

  He's one of the very few people I've ever been rude to on here!   :rofl:

Yeah he's another one that was immune to callouts.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on September 05, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
So, how many of you guys do only speak one language? :smarty:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on September 05, 2013, 04:11:32 PM
So, how many of you guys do only speak one language? :smarty:

  I speak only English at this time.  Eventually I shall become multilingual.  :M :P
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on September 05, 2013, 11:08:19 PM
So, how many of you guys do only speak one language? :smarty:

It doesn't excuse their shit.

Face it, the Brits and the Americans do not have the same need to learn other languages. They already speak the one used all over the globe.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: RageBeoulve on September 07, 2013, 11:37:06 AM
American and English are fools because they are both banker penis sheaths.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Jack on September 07, 2013, 05:52:39 PM
So, how many of you guys do only speak one language? :smarty:

Only one, but in my own defense, my echo makes it a frightening idea. Also have personal complex which causes me to refuse learning one particular language. Soleiyu would like that story.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Gopher Gary on September 07, 2013, 07:06:06 PM
Typical Soleiyu thread. I miss the maniac  :-\

I once saw him on display in a Ripley's museum.  :green:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Genesis on September 10, 2013, 08:31:58 PM
I'm fluent in American English, I know a little British English, I speak Dumbass, learning Russian and Spanish....

Also I can speak wee bit of Smartass as well.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on November 19, 2013, 03:55:56 AM
Just listen here how the same song sounds in English and German. Doesn't German sound at least ten times more suited for this song?  :M

Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive - Orphans (Bastards) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmlhLcJ5DM#ws)

brecht weill ballade uber die frage WOVON LEBT DER MENSCH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KiMgdSCII#ws)

Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Al Swearegen on November 19, 2013, 06:23:21 AM
Just listen here how the same song sounds in English and German. Doesn't German sound at least ten times more suited for this song?  :M

Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive - Orphans (Bastards) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmlhLcJ5DM#ws)

brecht weill ballade uber die frage WOVON LEBT DER MENSCH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KiMgdSCII#ws)

No.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: ZEGH8578 on November 19, 2013, 10:57:33 AM
      I miss General Razorbeard.  :trollface:

 :green:

  He's one of the very few people I've ever been rude to on here!   :rofl:

As much of a douchebag prick he was, I still felt sortof sorry for him. He's litterally like a smelly lil piece of shit. What's the shit gonna do, stop being shit?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 19, 2013, 07:03:08 PM
Just listen here how the same song sounds in English and German. Doesn't German sound at least ten times more suited for this song?  :M

Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive - Orphans (Bastards) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmlhLcJ5DM#ws)

brecht weill ballade uber die frage WOVON LEBT DER MENSCH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KiMgdSCII#ws)

  I might listen to these later, but the German will just sound like gibberish to me. :trollface:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on November 19, 2013, 07:09:42 PM
Speaking of...this was how English sounded to me before I could understand it:

How English sounds to non-English speakers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY#ws)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on November 19, 2013, 07:11:40 PM
  I'm not watching that whole thing.  It's probably a porno.  :P
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: TheoK on November 19, 2013, 07:14:05 PM
 :tard:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Semicolon on November 19, 2013, 08:51:14 PM
There are still people who don't understand English? Start the tanks; we have to go spread democracy. :arrr: :tard:

  I'm not watching that whole thing.  It's probably a porno.  :P

:indeed:

Who knows what that actress will end up doing? :zombiefuck:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Genesis on November 19, 2013, 08:56:05 PM
I just realized I can understand parts of Urdu or Hindi without realizing it.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: renaeden on November 21, 2013, 02:48:53 AM
A Japanese guy once told me that English sounds very smooth and flowing to those who don't understand it.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: P7PSP on November 21, 2013, 03:06:37 AM
I just realized I can understand parts of Urdu or Hindi without realizing it.
Who doesn't understand Urdu or Hindi?  ::)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: 'andersom' on November 21, 2013, 07:48:55 AM
Just listen here how the same song sounds in English and German. Doesn't German sound at least ten times more suited for this song?  :M

Tom Waits - What Keeps Mankind Alive - Orphans (Bastards) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hmlhLcJ5DM#ws)

brecht weill ballade uber die frage WOVON LEBT DER MENSCH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_KiMgdSCII#ws)

The music makes it German for me, even when Waits sings it. Waits does a great job doing that.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Genesis on November 22, 2013, 04:58:45 PM
I just realized I can understand parts of Urdu or Hindi without realizing it.
Who doesn't understand Urdu or Hindi?  ::)

My Lesbian aunt from the great state of Kansas, my uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere, that old lady that won't stop flirting with me when I visit the old folks home.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Semicolon on November 22, 2013, 05:43:30 PM
I just realized I can understand parts of Urdu or Hindi without realizing it.
Who doesn't understand Urdu or Hindi?  ::)

My Lesbian aunt from the great state of Kansas, my uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere, that old lady that won't stop flirting with me when I visit the old folks home.

Is she Asian? :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Genesis on November 22, 2013, 08:21:10 PM
I just realized I can understand parts of Urdu or Hindi without realizing it.
Who doesn't understand Urdu or Hindi?  ::)

My Lesbian aunt from the great state of Kansas, my uncle who lives in the middle of nowhere, that old lady that won't stop flirting with me when I visit the old folks home.

Is she Asian? :zoinks:

They don't have any Asian residents at the home sadly enough :-/
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 18, 2016, 06:30:27 PM
A Japanese guy once told me that English sounds very smooth and flowing to those who don't understand it.


  As an English speaker, I'm pleased and even flattered.  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: FourAceDeal on April 19, 2016, 07:54:37 AM
If this thread was in a language other than English I would take it seriously.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 19, 2016, 09:27:34 AM
Had to check if this was a soleiyu thread.

Don't know why I still wanted to check. It was obvious.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 19, 2016, 05:02:23 PM
If this thread was in a language other than English I would take it seriously.

I don't think English is the OP's first language.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: 'andersom' on April 20, 2016, 07:22:46 AM
If this thread was in a language other than English I would take it seriously.

I don't think English is the OP's first language.  :dunno:

Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 20, 2016, 08:38:14 PM
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 02, 2017, 11:57:36 AM
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:

  Gophers can't be stately.  It's categorically impossible.  :hahaha: :trollface:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Icequeen on April 02, 2017, 12:04:57 PM
We all know why you're eating so much.

You can't fool us.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/gopherpipe_zps48l6ssnx.jpg)
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 02, 2017, 12:08:23 PM
We all know why you're eating so much.

You can't fool us.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/danny0023/gopherpipe_zps48l6ssnx.jpg)

  I want that to be the gopher's next avatar!  :2thumbsup:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 02, 2017, 08:34:48 PM
Nah, I'm not a waster. I just have the charm of one.  :zoinks:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 02, 2017, 08:38:53 PM
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:

  Gophers can't be stately.  It's categorically impossible.  :hahaha: :trollface:

Well, I'm still handsome.  >:(
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: "couldbecousin" on April 03, 2017, 07:34:32 AM
Gopher, you look so cute, with your mouth filled with food.
Humans never get away with a look like that.

Well thank you.  :eyelash: I'm not sold on it yet though. I think the other one made me look more handsome and stately.  :dunno:

  Gophers can't be stately.  It's categorically impossible.  :hahaha: :trollface:

Well, I'm still handsome.  >:(

  Adorable, in a stuffed-animal kind of way!  :heart: :gopher: :heart:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on April 03, 2017, 01:44:24 PM
*Stuffed*. :M
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Gopher Gary on April 03, 2017, 07:46:06 PM
 :green:
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Genesis on April 05, 2017, 12:33:37 PM
Why did the OP sound like such an asshole?
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on April 05, 2017, 03:01:04 PM
Because he was.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: MLA on April 06, 2017, 10:29:53 AM
Because he was.

With a side of douchebag
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: odeon on April 06, 2017, 01:58:33 PM
Because he was.

With a side of douchebag

A very distinct one, I should add.
Title: Re: Why americans and english are idiots.
Post by: Genesis on April 06, 2017, 04:05:59 PM
Because he was.

With a side of douchebag

A very distinct one, I should add.

 :poo: