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Title: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 08:15:24 AM
OK, here's how the game goes:  Respond to the hypothetical situation above you and say whether it's gay, straight, or a beautiful thing.  You're allowed to extrapolate.  Then give a new hypothetical situation.

  Here are some very basic examples according to some friends of mine:

Two guys kissing:  Gay.
Two guys kissing with guns pointed to their heads, being forced to kiss:  straight.
(http://calinecolonne.free.fr/pirates_kiss.gif):  A beautiful thing.

And, an example of an advanced situation where you could extrapolate (you woulnd't HAVE to, but it's more fun that way):

An MMF threesome:  Not gay for the guys unless they touch and find the MALE touch eraotic.  High fives are allowed, as is indriect awareness of the other's penis through double penetration.  ((Again, this is according to a convo I had with friends last night))

Got it?

OK, first hypothetical situation:

Two guys are told that if they make out, then can then each make out with Shakira for the same amount fo time, and with the same intensity.  If they do it, it's...
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Nomaken on December 10, 2006, 08:20:37 AM
That is too complicated for me to figure out right now, but i have to say that is one DAMN well made gif file.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 10, 2006, 08:22:36 AM
It could be straight or a beautiful thing, depending on who the guys are.  ;D
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 08:24:58 AM
OK, I'll clarify:  Mc J and Flo are told that if they make out, then can then each make out with Shakira for the same amount fo time, and with the same intensity.  If they do it, it's...
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 08:31:01 AM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Nomaken on December 10, 2006, 08:31:14 AM
I think that would classify as a sin.  Having to consider making out with flo to get access to shakira is cruel and unusual.  :laugh:

Peter making out with 1 girl as long as he makes out with 2 men first.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 08:45:06 AM
I think that would classify as a sin.  Having to consider making out with flo to get access to shakira is cruel and unusual.  :laugh:

Peter making out with 1 girl as long as he makes out with 2 men first.

Straight when he's making out with the guys, gay when he's making out with the girl. 

((Sorry, I couldn't seem to stop myself from typing that))

Any guy, having anal sex with someone who looks like a girl, then finding out they fucked a very girly (and very skilled at lying) man.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 08:50:13 AM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 08:52:34 AM
The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.

Oh, don't go on. I might convert to gayism and buy an air ticket to Scotland.  ;)
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: QuirkyCarla on December 10, 2006, 09:40:54 AM
gayism. :laugh:
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 10:04:11 AM
The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.

Oh, don't go on. I might convert to gayism and buy an air ticket to Scotland.  ;)

Ryanair's pretty cheap.  Will you be taking the Skavsta airport to Prestwick flight?

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Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 10:22:36 AM
New question, since the last one wasn't paid attention to:  Petermac jerking off to pictures of his own ass- would it be gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 10:31:00 AM
Any guy, having anal sex with someone who looks like a girl, then finding out they fucked a very girly (and very skilled at lying) man.

Gay.  The guy-smell should have given it away.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 10:37:41 AM
Ryanair's pretty cheap.  Will you be taking the Skavsta airport to Prestwick flight?

Landvetter is the closest international airport for me. Don't Ryanair fly from there?  ;)

My compliments, that's really a sexy arse.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 10:39:56 AM
New question, since the last one wasn't paid attention to:  Petermac jerking off to pictures of his own ass- would it be gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?

Autoeroticism isn't hetero or gay. It's just autoeroticism. You're never gay just because having sex with yourself.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 10:43:35 AM
So nobody's going to volunteer something for someone else to label? :bigcry:
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 10:46:04 AM
A girl who habitually makes out with her flatmate quite passionately in bars and clubs, but who never intends to go further with the flatmate.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 10:47:52 AM
A beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on December 10, 2006, 11:30:09 AM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 11:53:00 AM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.

Getting all hot under the collar there, Mcj?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on December 10, 2006, 11:54:39 AM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.

Getting all hot under the collar there, Mcj?
just dreaming about some scottish man loving.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 12:09:51 PM
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 12:15:44 PM
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on December 10, 2006, 12:16:10 PM
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 12:21:00 PM
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.

It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed.  The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on December 10, 2006, 12:25:59 PM
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.

It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed.  The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
and whether the weather plays a role?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 12:31:42 PM
I'll be first. I live just a couple of hours away by air and he has been fucking with Swedes before.  ;)

Swedes are the best.
and the most depressed.

It would be interesting to find out whether Swedes or Scots are more depressed.  The west coast of Scotland is particularly bad for depression.
and whether the weather plays a role?

The weather plays a role in everything here.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 12:46:13 PM
I think the weather on the Swedish west coast is about as bad as the weather on the west coast of Scotland, at least in Autumn and Winter.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 12:58:11 PM
Having sex with someone of the same sex to avoid seasonal affect disorder because you're somehow in two places at once- the swedish west coast and scottish west coast.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on December 10, 2006, 01:00:09 PM
Having sex with someone of the same sex to avoid seasonal affect disorder because you're somehow in two places at once- the swedish west coast and scottish west coast.
a beautiful thing?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 01:02:29 PM
I think the weather on the Swedish west coast is about as bad as the weather on the west coast of Scotland, at least in Autumn and Winter.

Isn't the Swedish west coast just about 5% of the country though?  Most of the west of Sweden is bordered by Norway.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 01:06:54 PM
I think the weather on the Swedish west coast is about as bad as the weather on the west coast of Scotland, at least in Autumn and Winter.

Isn't the Swedish west coast just about 5% of the country though?  Most of the west of Sweden is bordered by Norway.

Nm.  It's still about the same length as Scotland.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 01:41:34 PM
The west coast is pretty long, though it's protected a little from the harsh weather by Denmark and Norway. The east coast, of course, is much longer.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 02:27:19 PM
I wouldn't fuck Flo for fucking Shakira, but I wouldn't mind fucking Peter for fucking Shakira. He seems nice, is good looking and has a sexy arse, as far as I can see on his seminudes.  8)

The arse has increased in sexiness since that pic was taken.  It's now rock hard, and my swimming trunks won't fit.
oh baby.
and i bet that when you clench it gets oh so tight.

It gets this tight:


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Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: odeon on December 10, 2006, 02:56:59 PM
Landvetter is the closest international airport for me. Don't Ryanair fly from there?  ;)

The Göteborg City Airport is a better choice, since it's the one Ryanair uses. Keep us posted. ;)
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: DirtDawg on December 10, 2006, 03:38:52 PM
PMS Elle, I've been thinking hard trying to come up with a few hypotheticals, but every one I can think up is "A Beautiful Thing" no brainer. Maybe you should challenge the class, again.

 :-*
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 03:57:07 PM
OK, here's another one.  A man is in a (consentual, but still ick) BDSM relationship with a woman who orders him to close his eyes while she fucks him with a strap on and speaks through a voice modifier that makes her sound like a guy.  In other words, a woman is doing the pitching, but it doesn't FEEL that way.  What say you?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 10, 2006, 04:00:22 PM
A beautiful thing. That's a fake cuckold thing, not a gay thing.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on December 10, 2006, 04:03:39 PM
Straight, bdsm situations are often about the mental as much as the physical stimulation, so the fact that it is a woman doing the fucking in that way is quite possibly a big part of the turn on.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 10, 2006, 04:05:34 PM
Same guy and he's still into BDSM, only now he's got a blindfold on and is pitching for a guy with entirely shaved body hair, long head hair, and extremely convincing breasts under his leather dominatrix outfit.  The dominatrix man does a very good impression of a woman by throwing his voice and has instructed the guy who's picthing to call him "Cindy."  Your thoughts?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Peter on December 10, 2006, 04:07:36 PM
A guy who shags an M-to-F transexual, knowing what he/she is/was.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on December 10, 2006, 04:30:52 PM
Same guy and he's still into BDSM, only now he's got a blindfold on and is pitching for a guy with entirely shaved body hair, long head hair, and extremely convincing breasts under his leather dominatrix outfit.  The dominatrix man does a very good impression of a woman by throwing his voice and has instructed the guy who's picthing to call him "Cindy."  Your thoughts?

I'd still say straight- since he doesn't know its really a man, the same thoughts to the last situation still apply. 
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: DirtDawg on December 10, 2006, 09:29:47 PM
 :agreed:
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 11, 2006, 06:58:18 AM
A guy who shags an M-to-F transexual, knowing what he/she is/was.

Gay if he knew the whole time he knew this person, but a beautiful thing if he thought this person was a chick, dated them awhile, and is staying with them through the rest of the dick removal process.

A lesbian spy who shags a guy in order to get information about him, but is thinking of Shakira the entire time and when she's done getting info she calls her lover in and they kill the guy toegther in an unsexy way.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Litigious on December 11, 2006, 07:04:39 AM
Definitely gay.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on December 11, 2006, 08:13:58 AM
If the guy is a complete asshole and they then have sex afterwards that could be a beautiful thing  ;)
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: DirtDawg on December 11, 2006, 08:49:30 AM
A guy who shags an M-to-F transexual, knowing what he/she is/was.

Gay if he knew the whole time he knew this person, but a beautiful thing if ...

Yes, I agree with you about the beautiful thing, you described, but what about if the person getting a sex change operation was really your friend? By friend, I mean a friend you could count on for anything, forever ... your one true soulmate, in effect ... the one person who you can tell anything to with no fear of reprisal ... your last supporter ... the one person you are most compatable with ... the person you want to see happy, more than any of the other things in the worldl ... your best friend?

Wouldn't sticking around for a sex change operation be returning that friendship, hopefully in full measure, since it's your best friend? Through the process you question every moment leading up to his/her decision to change sex and even make them convince you continually that it is best for him/her. Being supportive, you would try your best to honestly assess the results, and criticize every phase of the process, make them account for every variable. But, what if the operation is successful? What if your best friend, over time, turned into your dream date? What if in your most careful inspecton there is your perfect partner in front of you?

Wouldn't the fact that of the sex change operation become less of a concern after a while and staying with the perfect soul mate become more important as would getting a mindshag and the operation would be a movement away from gay, by a few degrees, at least? I think that would be beautiful, also.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on December 11, 2006, 08:53:19 AM
+1  :agreed:
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on December 11, 2006, 05:31:09 PM
A guy who shags an M-to-F transexual, knowing what he/she is/was.

Gay if he knew the whole time he knew this person, but a beautiful thing if ...

Yes, I agree with you about the beautiful thing, you described, but what about if the person getting a sex change operation was really your friend? By friend, I mean a friend you could count on for anything, forever ... your one true soulmate, in effect ... the one person who you can tell anything to with no fear of reprisal ... your last supporter ... the one person you are most compatable with ... the person you want to see happy, more than any of the other things in the worldl ... your best friend?

Wouldn't sticking around for a sex change operation be returning that friendship, hopefully in full measure, since it's your best friend? Through the process you question every moment leading up to his/her decision to change sex and even make them convince you continually that it is best for him/her. Being supportive, you would try your best to honestly assess the results, and criticize every phase of the process, make them account for every variable. But, what if the operation is successful? What if your best friend, over time, turned into your dream date? What if in your most careful inspecton there is your perfect partner in front of you?

Wouldn't the fact that of the sex change operation become less of a concern after a while and staying with the perfect soul mate become more important as would getting a mindshag and the operation would be a movement away from gay, by a few degrees, at least? I think that would be beautiful, also.

That would not only be a beautiful thing, it would be made into a movie.  However, because you made a counterpoint to my original point so well that it decimated 50% of my logic, I'll say the mean thing and say I hope you get dragged to see it by a female carrying a gigantic box of tissues.  :P
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on January 27, 2007, 11:16:38 AM
A man becoming arouswed when a woman wears Axe Body Spray, Old Spice, or some other men's cologne/body spray/aftershave/whatever.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on January 27, 2007, 12:32:57 PM
A man becoming arouswed when a woman wears Axe Body Spray, Old Spice, or some other men's cologne/body spray/aftershave/whatever.
is she naked.
or is she showing a substantial amount of cleavage with her enormous ta ta's?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: El on January 27, 2007, 12:34:39 PM
She's fully clothed, but he wants to GET her naked.... while inhaling that womderful man-smell.  :D
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: McGiver on January 27, 2007, 12:36:58 PM
She's fully clothed, but he wants to GET her naked.... while inhaling that womderful man-smell.  :D
i would go with straight, but with a preference for sloppy seconds.

the reason she probably smells like this is because she had probably just finished bumping uglies with another man who wore that scent. ;)
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: purposefulinsanity on January 27, 2007, 12:38:46 PM
A man becoming arouswed when a woman wears Axe Body Spray, Old Spice, or some other men's cologne/body spray/aftershave/whatever.

Straight- I've worn Dunc's deodorant before and it smells differently on me.


Same situation but the man involved usually prefers men?
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: DirtDawg on January 28, 2007, 01:12:21 PM
Since he's gay, and is turned on because he smells a woman who smells like a man, in his mind, he's still gay. What he does next could change things, though. Shameless hussy - recruiting a shag from the gay community ... I'm appalled.  :laugh:

Oops, forgot a question ...

How about turn it around. A woman smells "Old Spice" on her female friend and is turned on, knowing that the smell is from her friend's recent escapade, but she "takes it out" on her friend, anyway, relishing the aroma of her male-like scent.
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Blasted on January 14, 2010, 12:13:18 PM
More pictures of Peter's arse here for anyone interested  :thumbup:
Title: Re: Gay, straight, or a beautiful thing?
Post by: Yuri Bezmenov on March 06, 2018, 08:54:02 PM
A man becoming arouswed when a woman wears Axe Body Spray, Old Spice, or some other men's cologne/body spray/aftershave/whatever.

Gross   :puke: