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Start here => M.O.-Introductions => Topic started by: Nomaken on September 06, 2006, 08:43:12 PM
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Post a picture of a sex toy you might consider using, and talk about others choices.
(http://www.realdoll.com/imagedll64/rui/Rui6.JPG)
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That is the most realistic looking life size doll I have ever seen. Is she inflatable? If so, where do you blow her up?
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It is a real doll, they cost like 5, 6 thousand dollars. http://www.realdoll.com
If I am going to be perverted and depraved, I'd rather use the highest quality smut available.
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It is a real doll, they cost like 5, 6 thousand dollars. http://www.realdoll.com
If I am going to be perverted and depraved, I'd rather use the highest quality smut available.
i think she looks like someone.
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I bought a doll that You had to inflate. I threw it out.
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This doll has a seemless silicon skin. So seemless infact that when you stick your cock in her mouth it creates a natural vaccum and feels like she is sucking you when you piston in and out.
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They are really nice standard one $6499.00 female model and shipping $500.00 so looking at $6999.00 a lot of money. Even I would not yet buy yet.
Though they are the most realistic ones I have ever seen.
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i think she looks like someone.
(http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2004/06/28/137362/photoofalex.jpg)
without the glasses.
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PMSL
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A lifelike Alex love doll is a really, really scary thought.
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He'd probably buy one if one existed.
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I thought she meant she'd consider using Alex...and possibly not for sexual pleasure. :laugh:
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He'd probably buy one if one existed.
pmsl! +1
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I thought she meant she'd consider using Alex...and possibly not for sexual pleasure. :laugh:
er, no. mainly. in fact, completely and utterly.
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so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure? :o ???
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I doubt he'd be useful for anything but his body, he can barely coordinate wrongplanet muchless take care of laundry and housework and shit.
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so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure? :o ???
no. not unless i developed a fetish for hitting someone around the back of the head with a lump of four by two.
and now, QC, please stop projecting, and talk to the group about your love for El Planko, eh? we're all listening, and some of us can even keep a straight face, for minutes...
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I doubt he'd be useful for anything but his body, he can barely coordinate wrongplanet muchless take care of laundry and housework and shit.
he's a scrawny little thing.
so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure? :o ???
no. not unless i developed a fetish for hitting someone around the back of the head with a lump of four by two.
:laugh:
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This is so going to sound like McJagger warning :laugh: He not doubt would like to see Us use each other for sexual pleasure.
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so you're saying you would use him for sexual pleasure? :o ???
no. not unless i developed a fetish for hitting someone around the back of the head with a lump of four by two.
and now, QC, please stop projecting, and talk to the group about your love for El Planko, eh? we're all listening, and some of us can even keep a straight face, for minutes...
hey, you edited and added that second part in >:(
and don't make me vomit :laugh:
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well spotted...
:P
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This one is great. Unfortunately, it requires a partner or at least one other toy to go along with it.
(http://usera.imagecave.com/aevalone/p2602b.jpg)
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How does that thing work?
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How does that thing work?
It fits around the penis, and the little nubby things provide clitoral stimulation during sex.
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and there was me wondering where you had to rub the Bonjela on it...
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Oh that gives me another idea for the misogny thread.
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the caption for this read, "the ultimal in mechanical blowjobs."
(http://www.morgan-art.ch/images/condgd.jpg)
so i guess that i would hve to give it a whirl!
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the caption for this read, "the ultimal in mechanical blowjobs."
(http://www.morgan-art.ch/images/condgd.jpg)
so i guess that i would hve to give it a whirl!
ROFL!
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i also hear that it gives +1 inch
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But I don't GET it.
Is the guy supposed to be able to get a blowjob from that thing? If so, how????
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very, very carefully.
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Why am I now thinking fondly of Wallace and Grommet?
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It's just meant to look scary and humerous; it's not a serious device.
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can't you see?
you put your thingy in the protruding end and when you cum it fills the condom up top.
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These are great, seriously.
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php?
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I got something similar (see the pic I posted), but I found it was rediculously tight, and way too short. I kept popping out of it, and eventually gave up. It was pretty much of a turnoff too.
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I got something similar (see the pic I posted), but I found it was rediculously tight, and way too short. I kept popping out of it, and eventually gave up. It was pretty much of a turnoff too.
I had one very similar to the one you posted.
The Fleshlight is much better, no where near as tight and it's 9" long so it should accommodate most.
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um, anyone else find it a wee bit "um?" that one of those is a urethra?
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um, anyone else find it a wee bit "um?" that one of those is a urethra?
huh ???
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It's an anus, not a urethra.
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(http://www.morgan-art.ch/images/condgd.jpg)
This thing, i swear to god, looks like it would be able to eviserate a whole cow into ground beef in one stroke, so to hell will sticking my dick in it.
Another thing that bothers me with machines like that, and the flesh light, is there are no hips and legs. That feels like part of the experience to me. Having your hips gliding across their hips, being able to fondle their ass, stroke their back, hug them to you. The machines and the fleshlight seem too impersonal(and also, cold.)
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but look, its E.T. at the controls.
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I'd prefer not to have someone at the controls that isn't intelligent enough to carry a damn cellphone.
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there were no cell phones back then. he, in fat, invented one.
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He's an alien from a space faring race, and they don't have cell phones?
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telepathy you moron.
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It would be a normal safety measure for an intelligent society, think of how paranoid parents make kids carry cell phones. Now imagine a space faring civilization, that allows children on board. I bet it was kind of like Home Alone from the aliens perspective.
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true.
and that bitch loved reeses pieces.
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M&M, I think.
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No, it was definitely Reeses Pieces, which look very much like M&M's.
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No, it was definitely Reeses Pieces, which look very much like M&M's.
I'll have to check the DVD. Still, I've screened the movie dozens of times over the years (and watched it twice as many times) and I'm pretty sure... :-\
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No, it was definitely Reeses Pieces, which look very much like M&M's.
I'll have to check the DVD. Still, I've screened the movie dozens of times over the years (and watched it twice as many times) and I'm pretty sure... :-\
Here is a picture of a package of them. They look just like M&M's except the colors are only yellow, brown and orange.
(http://www.sweetstall.com/acatalog/Reese_pieces.jpg)
Here it is on Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/business/market/mandms.asp
Claim: M&Ms passed up the chance to be the candy used to lure the shy little alien from his hiding place in the 1982 blockbuster E.T., thereby letting one of the most successful instances of movie product placement fall into the hands of a competitor who benefitted mightily from it.
Status: True.
Origins: Business by its very nature is cut-throat; competitors rarely aid one another because one company's success almost invariably comes at the expense of the other's vitality. When such leg-ups occur, they are often inadvertent — the result of one firm's having failed to take advantage of an opportunity that its competitor later cleaned up on. Such was the case when Mars, Inc. passed on the chance for its flagship product, M&Ms, to be the candy used in 1982 film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Its turn-down cleared the way for Hershey Foods Corporation to make a remarkable splash for its Reese's Pieces.
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interresting.
so reeses paid to have their candy in the movie?
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anyone seen that great (soon to achieve the status of) cult series called Dead Like Me, in that they have the other alternative to M&M's, cant remember the name but they're salty...
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Claim: M&Ms passed up the chance to be the candy used to lure the shy little alien from his hiding place in the 1982 blockbuster E.T., thereby letting one of the most successful instances of movie product placement fall into the hands of a competitor who benefitted mightily from it.
Status: True.
Origins: Business by its very nature is cut-throat; competitors rarely aid one another because one company's success almost invariably comes at the expense of the other's vitality. When such leg-ups occur, they are often inadvertent — the result of one firm's having failed to take advantage of an opportunity that its competitor later cleaned up on. Such was the case when Mars, Inc. passed on the chance for its flagship product, M&Ms, to be the candy used in 1982 film E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Its turn-down cleared the way for Hershey Foods Corporation to make a remarkable splash for its Reese's Pieces.
I guess I'm wrong, then. In the end. Could have sworn it, tho. ???
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Are there a lot more sex toys for women than men? Because I'm at a loss as to what other sex toys I might be willing to use. Do edible panties count as a sex toy?
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yes, but they are not that great (edible undies).
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I've gotten a good review on them from Larry the cable guy.
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don't trust men (or women) that do cable... u seen cable guy right...
edible undies are an... acquired taste to say the least...
at least dont let her use em if she's a flowing... unless you like iron enriched foods xD
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/me likes iron.
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*Badger pukes in a small corner*
"She'll ask you to sample the fruit of her loins, but all it'll taste like is some old rusty coins... so Get out of the house and go down to the ol' pub instead" - Stephen Lynch 8)
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As long as she doesn't care(and it is fairly common for women to feel dirty when on their period and dont wanna have sex) I dont care.
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As long as she doesn't care(and it is fairly common for women to feel dirty when on their period and dont wanna have sex) I dont care.
Its also fairly common for women to feel horny as hell and the other kind of dirty when they're on their period too.
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cool....
find me a dirrty woman then in West Wales :P
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Nomaken, I get chills looking at that kind of thing, no way. Having a doll like that in my closet I'd first of all guarantee it would be almost impossible for someone not to find and even with that aside - it looks WAY too real, and if it felt that real I'd feel like I owed it something. I'd be creeped out everytime I looked in the corner every night, half remembering too many Twilightzones, and the second I even tried to do something with it I'd be like "OMG, this is just wrong...." because it just resembles a real woman too well. Lol, don't get me wrong, I'm not really superstitious about stuff but still - the psychological end of that and how I'd feel when I looked in the mirror would be more than I'd wanna deal with.
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A lifelike Alex love doll is a really, really scary thought.
ROFLMAO - yeah, then again it seems like there's enough people around here and WP who sound like they'd have a hole put through the back of its mouth in a week. I'm kinda outside of the details on how it got to be like that but oh well, I'd rather not find out more than I really wanna know.
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I'd prefer a voodoo doll myself, but the suggestion seems inappropriate in a sex toys thread. :P
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lmao ;D
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Why put it in your closet, why not let it sleep with you to pay it back?
(A whole lot of monsters from the twilight zone would give me really astonished looks when i try to talk civilly and playfully with them. But the thing is, theyre always terrified of the monsters or try to destroy them, why not ask them if you could buy them a beer? Monsters are probably lonely.)
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Back on topic :D I'd like to find a vibrator that actually has a strong enough vibrate setting to do the trick without me having to push it on so firmly.
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umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...
i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)
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I think the neighbours might just complain if I suddenly started running an industrial washing machine at all hours of the night. :D
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Here's a question: How many men here would consider using a vibrator?
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Back on topic :D I'd like to find a vibrator that actually has a strong enough vibrate setting to do the trick without me having to push it on so firmly.
have you seen the thruster rabbit thing, on ann summers? fucking majorly expensive, though.
http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=3158
the video is hysterical... ;)
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Here's a question: How many men here would consider using a vibrator?
I've tried one. Didn't do much though.
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I love my RRD (rampant rabbit deluxe) best £35 i ever spent and orgasm in 60 from the ears on highest speed :) From Anne Summers ...
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Here's a question:Â How many men here would consider using a vibrator?
I've tried one. Didn't do much though.
So that whole Road Trip rumor isn't true I take it?
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Here's a question: How many men here would consider using a vibrator?
I've tried one. Didn't do much though.
So that whole Road Trip rumor isn't true I take it?
Actually if done right prostate stimulation can cause ejaculation but apparently the resulting 'orgasm' isn't the same as a usual one.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage
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Is it better or worse or different? I know you may not know, but does anybody know?
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if in doubt.... use your whole hand 8)
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but i must use both.
ok, i'll admit it, that was a lie.
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no it wasnt, that lie was a lie ;D
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caught again.
i only use my index and piknie fingers.
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I don't have a great interest in sex toys, but it guess it would be 'fun' to try out a fleshlight for once.
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I think someone put up a link to them. Do they look sort of like a flashlight?
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Yep, except for where the lamp should be; that's replaced with a replica of the place where we all came from.
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Yep, except for where the lamp should be; that's replaced with a replica of the place where we all came from.
Hong Kong?
Welcome to Intensity, Kiss_my_AS! ;D
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I think someone put up a link to them. Do they look sort of like a flashlight?
Yep, that was me......link on page three............tee hee hee.
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I think someone put up a link to them. Do they look sort of like a flashlight?
Yep, that was me......link on page three............tee hee hee.
Thanks, Diesel. Is your avatar a picture of your new baby?
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I think someone put up a link to them. Do they look sort of like a flashlight?
Yep, that was me......link on page three............tee hee hee.
Thanks, Diesel. Is your avatar a picture of your new baby?
Your welcome, and yes...the avatar is a picture of a new & unannounced baby.
I sold one of the other bikes and have the one in the avatar on order. It's a BMW R1200GS Adventure.
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let us know how fast it gets in five seconds.
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yea and if it beats Mc J then i guess he's redundant ;D
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Ha!! did you get this site from emp??
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sex toys? well considering ive never had sex, i don't know how effective they'd be. they look retarded as hell and i would think anything a sextoy can do your fingers can do better
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Sex toys are just that, toys. They are fun to try out, but like everything else, the games you can play unaided, with a friend can be better than equipment that costs thousands of dollars. But you are right, they look rediculous. Part of the fun is giggling over how silly they are, and then yipping in pleasure when your partner does something to you with it, and then giggling about that.
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i guess its like trying to get next to a rainbow, never gonna happen for me anyways :crossed:
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umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...
i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)
Yes I realise this is an old post but I just got a 'massager' today that seems to be the bastard child of a vibrator and a washing machine, and it made me think of this thread >:D
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I think someone put up a link to them. Do they look sort of like a flashlight?
I've got one myself and yeah, they do look like a flashlight, but quite a lot bigger (which pretty much renders the clever flashlight disguise pointless, as it's not hard to tell it's not really a flashlight).
Has anyone else got one? If so, have you bought any of the other inserts? I've been 'toying' (;)) with the idea of getting a few. The ultra-tight and speed-bump inserts look quite appealing :green:
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I've thought about a pocket pussy but I usually just soap up real good in the shower. that's all I need. :wanker:
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I've thought about a pocket pussy but I usually just soap up real good in the shower. that's all I need. :wanker:
doesn't it sting when the soap gets in your pee-hole?
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FUCK THE DOLLS AND TOYS ITS NOT REAL, NO SENSE IN MAKING A PRODUCTION OUT OF IT. PORN MAGAZINE MAYBE, BUT THAT IS IT.
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I am the fuckn master, I know, men don't need toys when they can achieve errection in 1.5 minutes.
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FUCK THE DOLLS AND TOYS ITS NOT REAL, NO SENSE IN MAKING A PRODUCTION OUT OF IT. PORN MAGAZINE MAYBE, BUT THAT IS IT.
If you're going to masturbate, you may as well do it in style. That's what the toys are for ;)
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Probably both kinds, dildo and clit stimulator.
I'm way too rough with fingers, it always ends up hurting afterwards.
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I end up sore too sometimes, if I do it more than a few times in a day, despite guy bits being substantially more durable than girl bits.
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paper towell- bumpy stimulating surfaces
Shirt-because I think it gives added stimulation
I have found if I continue to rub while I am cumming, I get two orgasmism instead of one.
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umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...
i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)
Oh God, classic, now I have this image of a row of women, sat astride a row of washing machines in the laundromat :laugh:
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As to toys, I have two different rampant rabbits...the original one and the three way one, plus I have some other thing that doesn't have the ears, but has about 7 settings, including strong pulsing one... I dont really use that as it doesn't do much for me unless i stick it up my ass a little while using the rabbit. I used to have this bloody huge thing...about 6 inches thick and 8 inches long, all rubbery and flexible, but it was too big lol, I tried and tried and could hardly get it in so I threw it out. :laugh:
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umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...
i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)
Oh God, classic, now I have this image of a row of women, sat astride a row of washing machines in the laundromat :laugh:
the same premise as to why a guy who owns a Harley Davidson is a chick magnet.
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Sometimes it requires almost all of my willpower to keep my gentlemanly demeanor.
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Sometimes it requires almost all of my willpower to keep my gentlemanly demeanor.
In what sense??? :eyebrows:
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Mostly resisting saying very guyish things that people may not appreciate.
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Say them. :eyebrows:
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Say them. :eyebrows:
Seconded >:D
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Soap, some toothpaste and maybe some oil. I have no need of any accoutrements. I am the toy.
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As to toys, I have two different rampant rabbits...the original one and the three way one, plus I have some other thing that doesn't have the ears, but has about 7 settings, including strong pulsing one... I dont really use that as it doesn't do much for me unless i stick it up my ass a little while using the rabbit. I used to have this bloody huge thing...about 6 inches thick and 8 inches long, all rubbery and flexible, but it was too big lol, I tried and tried and could hardly get it in so I threw it out. :laugh:
This made me feel good about humanity. Talking about it as freely as people might discuss different brands of mechanical pencil. It was nice to see such descriptive information(with a jovial attitude no less) totally free from embarassment or shame. It was refreshing.
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:ner: :LMAO: Oddly, I never had too much of an issue talking about sex toys, hell, I even embarrassed a rather prudish friend by showing that 'Big Ben' one on my webcam once. It really was majorly huge, a woman would need to have fucked a horse or had a baby to fit it up there, I think.
(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/b7209101ae.jpg) (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/)
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I always thought a frozen banana would work well with women, because it it's just like real life in that you need to get off before it goes soft.
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Litigious >:D
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PI :evillaugh:
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PI :evillaugh:
You already know you're my boy toy Ozy :-*
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I always thought a frozen banana would work well with women, because it it's just like real life in that you need to get off before it goes soft.
I think that a frozen banana would be cold and messy.
:laugh:
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PI :evillaugh:
You already know you're my boy toy Ozy :-*
Where's that fucking transporter device when I need it???? :evillaugh:
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Litigious >:D
hey wait.
oh right, AS people have a tendancy to collect tings.PI collects boy toys. ;D
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Litigious >:D
hey wait.
oh right, AS people have a tendancy to collect tings.PI collects boy toys. ;D
Oh don't cry bitch- it was a joke for the last word thread and you weren't around to service my needs :-*
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Litigious >:D
hey wait.
oh right, AS people have a tendancy to collect tings.PI collects boy toys. ;D
Oh don't cry bitch- it was a joke for the last word thread and you weren't around to service my needs :-*
when does this ;D constitute crying, be-otch.
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Litigious >:D
hey wait.
oh right, AS people have a tendancy to collect tings.PI collects boy toys. ;D
Oh don't cry bitch- it was a joke for the last word thread and you weren't around to service my needs :-*
when does this ;D constitute crying, be-otch.
What are you on fucking Jerry Springer now? Next you'll be telling me to talk to than hand ::)
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woot woot woot.
you go girl!
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Hey, no messin with my Sugar Mama! ;)
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:jerry:
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(http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/icon_sign_jerry.gif)-atric.
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I think :jerry: was the mayor of Cincinnati, Ohio many years ago.
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Litigious >:D
8)
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Litigious >:D
8)
Fitting to consider he who considers women as toys, as one himself.
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I know ;)
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It cuts both ways then. ;D
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It cuts both ways then. ;D
In that I think that both genders view some people as sex objects, yes. In that I hate men and think the majority of them are evil in someway, then no.
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Is there a blow up doll of my bitch? :asthing: :asthing:
I need dirty playing cards, something convient for my mind!
I will collect dirty magazines!
I need something to hold me!
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What's wrong with internet porn?
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Tommys-Bookmarks (http://www.tommys-bookmarks.com/) is a pretty good, totally free site. 8)