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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #90 on: October 18, 2006, 02:46:46 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 18, 2006, 02:37:46 PM
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Quote from: Callaway on October 17, 2006, 02:30:57 PM
I think someone put up a link to them.  Do they look sort of like a flashlight?

Yep, that was me......link on page three............tee hee hee.

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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #91 on: October 18, 2006, 06:50:34 PM »
let us know how fast it gets in five seconds.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2006, 04:07:44 PM »
yea and if it beats Mc J then i guess he's redundant ;D
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #93 on: October 26, 2006, 01:03:15 AM »
Ha!! did you get this site from emp??
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #94 on: October 26, 2006, 10:20:17 PM »
sex toys? well considering ive never had sex, i don't know how effective they'd be. they look retarded as hell and i would think anything a sextoy can do your fingers can do better
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #95 on: October 26, 2006, 11:22:44 PM »
Sex toys are just that, toys.  They are fun to try out, but like everything else, the games you can play unaided, with a friend can be better than equipment that costs thousands of dollars.  But you are right, they look rediculous.  Part of the fun is giggling over how silly they are, and then yipping in pleasure when your partner does something to you with it, and then giggling about that.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #96 on: October 26, 2006, 11:41:04 PM »
i guess its like trying to get next to a rainbow, never gonna happen for me anyways :crossed:
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #97 on: November 01, 2006, 08:15:11 AM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on September 22, 2006, 08:18:31 AM
umm u cud use a little "studio engineering" and increase it, either that or find an industrial washing machine/tumble dryer...

i've seen many women just sitting on them at weird times of day/night 8)

Yes I realise this is an old post but I just got a 'massager' today that seems to be the bastard child of a vibrator and a washing machine, and it made me think of this thread  >:D
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #98 on: November 10, 2006, 01:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 17, 2006, 02:30:57 PM
I think someone put up a link to them.  Do they look sort of like a flashlight?

I've got one myself and yeah, they do look like a flashlight, but quite a lot bigger (which pretty much renders the clever flashlight disguise pointless, as it's not hard to tell it's not really a flashlight).

Has anyone else got one? If so, have you bought any of the other inserts? I've been 'toying' (;)) with the idea of getting a few. The ultra-tight and speed-bump inserts look quite appealing :green:
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #99 on: November 11, 2006, 12:16:13 PM »
I've thought about a pocket pussy but I usually just soap up real good in the shower. that's all I need.  :wanker:
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #100 on: November 11, 2006, 02:03:40 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on November 11, 2006, 12:16:13 PM
I've thought about a pocket pussy but I usually just soap up real good in the shower. that's all I need.  :wanker:

doesn't it sting when the soap gets in your pee-hole?
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #101 on: November 11, 2006, 02:13:43 PM »
FUCK THE DOLLS AND TOYS ITS NOT REAL, NO SENSE IN MAKING A PRODUCTION OUT OF IT. PORN MAGAZINE MAYBE, BUT THAT IS IT. 
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #102 on: November 11, 2006, 02:15:10 PM »
I am the fuckn master, I know, men don't need toys when they can achieve errection in 1.5 minutes.
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #103 on: November 12, 2006, 01:29:11 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on November 11, 2006, 02:13:43 PM
FUCK THE DOLLS AND TOYS ITS NOT REAL, NO SENSE IN MAKING A PRODUCTION OUT OF IT. PORN MAGAZINE MAYBE, BUT THAT IS IT. 

If you're going to masturbate, you may as well do it in style. That's what the toys are for ;)
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Re: What sex toys you'd consider using.
« Reply #104 on: November 29, 2006, 05:19:44 PM »
Probably both kinds, dildo and clit stimulator.

I'm way too rough with fingers, it always ends up hurting afterwards.
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