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The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« on: September 02, 2008, 06:14:16 PM »
You can read the whole thing here

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/84933

but this is my favorite part:

(1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American.
(2007–) Aw, fuck it.
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 11:45:16 PM »
Quote from: wandrew on September 02, 2008, 06:14:16 PM
You can read the whole thing here

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/84933

but this is my favorite part:

(1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American.
(2007–) Aw, fuck it.

:lol: :plus:
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 11:58:26 PM »
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 12:15:27 AM »
American politics :zoinks:
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 05:29:11 PM »
I actually got useful information from it.  :laugh:
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 10:27:18 PM »


From what.

I laugh from it all in the end.
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 11:58:58 AM »
From what people think about the different candidates.
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2008, 08:42:00 AM »
I'm fully convinced that Americans are weird if their politics are anything to go by. I know our system isn't perfect but it's got a bit more sanity in it.
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 04:57:20 AM »
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Looks Like:
Effeminate maître d'

As President, He Pledges To:
Use his platform to apologize for things he supported as a Republican

That's about right.
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Re: The Onion Sums Up Libertarian candidate for President Bob Barr
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2008, 04:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Inigo Montoya on October 24, 2008, 04:57:20 AM
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Effeminate maître d'

As President, He Pledges To:
Use his platform to apologize for things he supported as a Republican

That's about right.


Yeah, WTF, I voted for him anyway.
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