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The_Chosen_One

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6375 on: September 09, 2011, 07:30:52 PM »
:)
We have a massive sculpted monument in the USA, on Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota.  It is carved with the likenesses of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. 



Not everyone gets a chance to see Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian side.  Now you have that chance.



Lincoln must have had a bad case of scoliosis.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6376 on: September 10, 2011, 05:53:38 AM »
^He was a bit wonky looking.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6377 on: September 10, 2011, 01:44:54 PM »
Those Dang 4-Hour Erection Problems

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

Earl walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.

Earl then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'

The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.' When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do. 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6378 on: September 10, 2011, 07:35:54 PM »
^ He could have rented it out as a radio aerial for WKRP.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6379 on: September 10, 2011, 09:19:37 PM »
^ He could have rented it out as a radio aerial for WKRP.

in Cinncinnati.  Now, here's Les Nessman with the news."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6380 on: September 11, 2011, 11:26:00 PM »
Does it matter which one I put it in first?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6381 on: September 11, 2011, 11:50:48 PM »
Interesting note that the Cream song SWLABR stands for "She Walks Like A Bearded Rainbow".

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« Reply #6382 on: September 12, 2011, 12:26:28 AM »
Does it matter which one I put it in first?



those are just birth control pills. I guess you WOULD need to take one per vagina :P

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« Reply #6383 on: September 12, 2011, 12:27:16 AM »
hmm, 8 weeks. why ? Must be taking the hormones for other reasons besides birth control.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6384 on: September 12, 2011, 12:33:10 AM »
since im postwroting in here thought I would make you laugh, though you probably dont think this is funny



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« Reply #6385 on: September 12, 2011, 12:46:52 AM »
Elfen Lied and Iniyasha on a hot steamy Tokyo night.

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« Reply #6386 on: September 12, 2011, 12:50:00 AM »
Is that who those guys are ? I really know nothing about anime but I REALLY like Yaoi ( male on male anime porn of really feminine or unrealistically beautiful looking boys, usually made for and by women)

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« Reply #6387 on: September 12, 2011, 12:51:59 AM »
Is that who those guys are ? I really know nothing about anime but I REALLY like Yaoi ( male on male anime porn of really feminine or unrealistically beautiful looking boys, usually made for and by women)

They probably aren't,  :dunno: . They seem to be the only anime characters I know of.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6388 on: September 12, 2011, 05:49:44 PM »
For CBC

Porridge:

Budget conscious parent will tell you that it is a traditional, nutritious, lovingly prepared hot cereal breakfast dish.

Kids will tell you that the name is an amalgamation of the words "Putrid," "hORRId," and "sluDGE."

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6389 on: September 12, 2011, 06:49:05 PM »
Is it coincidence that the Americans refer to prison as stir while the Brits refer to it as porridge?