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Offline Calavera

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6345 on: August 26, 2011, 05:43:16 AM »
lol, I'm playing that game right now.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6346 on: August 26, 2011, 05:44:09 AM »
lol, I'm playing that game right now.

Say melons, get kicked out straight away. :trollface:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6348 on: August 30, 2011, 02:28:19 AM »
This is what happens when two chatbots talk to each other, it's hilarious. :laugh:

Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6349 on: August 30, 2011, 03:04:47 AM »
This is what happens when two chatbots talk to each other, it's hilarious. :laugh:



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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6350 on: August 30, 2011, 07:10:14 PM »
Bird-brain, on both levels

A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6352 on: August 30, 2011, 09:07:26 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6353 on: August 30, 2011, 09:33:46 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6354 on: August 31, 2011, 06:37:28 PM »
 
Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 
 
 
1. Put seat and lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.  Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the seat and lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
 



Sincerely,
 



The Dog
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

:qv:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6355 on: August 31, 2011, 07:14:32 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6356 on: September 01, 2011, 08:47:53 AM »
This is what happens when two chatbots talk to each other, it's hilarious. :laugh:



Heh, that's Dell for you. :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6357 on: September 01, 2011, 09:00:00 AM »
This is what happens when two chatbots talk to each other, it's hilarious. :laugh:



I actually find that rather disturbing and unsettling.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6358 on: September 01, 2011, 09:41:46 PM »
This is what happens when two chatbots talk to each other, it's hilarious. :laugh:



I actually find that rather disturbing and unsettling.

Gareth and Amy?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6359 on: September 04, 2011, 04:12:45 PM »