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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6315 on: July 31, 2011, 02:17:52 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6316 on: July 31, 2011, 02:18:08 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6317 on: July 31, 2011, 02:18:26 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6318 on: July 31, 2011, 02:21:00 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6319 on: July 31, 2011, 03:51:28 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6320 on: August 05, 2011, 07:28:05 PM »
"Morning Sex"

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only yhe 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then have it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
 
 
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6321 on: August 06, 2011, 09:00:14 AM »
I have two urethras!!! :hahaha:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6322 on: August 11, 2011, 01:24:41 PM »
It wasn't intentional, but part of Callaway's response made me roar with laughter until tears ran down my cheeks.

"So when my daughter did it, the first thing I tried was driving around looking for a squashed squirrel."

Addendum:  While looking for a picture of a dead squirrel, I found this website.  It is chock full of "Awws"

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6323 on: August 11, 2011, 05:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 11, 2011, 01:24:41 PM
It wasn't intentional, but part of Callaway's response made me roar with laughter until tears ran down my cheeks.

"So when my daughter did it, the first thing I tried was driving around looking for a squashed squirrel."

Addendum:  While looking for a picture of a dead squirrel, I found this website.  It is chock full of "Awws"

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

Cute little squirrel.

You aren't the first one of my friends to roar with laughter at what I did.  It's very funny now that I'm not so scared that my daughter is going to run out in front of a car anymore.

When I told my frend who has a daughter the same age as my daughter and a son not quite a year younger than her, she also laughed until tears streamed down her face.  Her daughter had the same problem as mine and her husband accidentally dislocated her elbow snatching her out of the path of a speeding car.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6324 on: August 11, 2011, 05:41:03 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on August 11, 2011, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 11, 2011, 01:24:41 PM
It wasn't intentional, but part of Callaway's response made me roar with laughter until tears ran down my cheeks.

"So when my daughter did it, the first thing I tried was driving around looking for a squashed squirrel."

Addendum:  While looking for a picture of a dead squirrel, I found this website.  It is chock full of "Awws"

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

Cute little squirrel.

You aren't the first one of my friends to roar with laughter at what I did.  It's very funny now that I'm not so scared that my daughter is going to run out in front of a car anymore.

When I told my frend who has a daughter the same age as my daughter and a son not quite a year younger than her, she also laughed until tears streamed down her face.  Her daughter had the same problem as mine and her husband accidentally dislocated her elbow snatching her out of the path of a speeding car.

the sugarbush squirrel has some really funny stuff in the left sidebar.
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6327 on: August 12, 2011, 05:18:29 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6328 on: August 14, 2011, 08:52:30 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #6329 on: August 19, 2011, 12:40:56 PM »
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:


 (1)  They live here.  You don't.

 (2)  If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.  That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

(4)  To you, they are animals.  To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don't ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;

(7) don't smoke or drink,

(8) don't want to wear your clothes,

(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,

(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college  and

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children...

But you should remember to spay and neuter!


I found this on iVillage on a childfree board.
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