make someone laugh

[Al Swearegen]

[eris]

looks like they took acid

[eris]

 

[bodie]

Take this test you'll be amazed at what you can find out

Don't skip any of the questions

Part 1
Say the word "cow'' before each word

1 Cows
2 About
3 Talking
4 Idiot
5 This
6 Got
7 I
8 Long
9 How
10 Look


Part 2
Now say the word "cow'' after each word

1 Cows
2 About
3 Talking
4 Idiot
5 This
6 Got
7 I
8 Long
9 How
10 Look

Part 3
Now say the word "cow'' before and after each word

1 Cows
2 About
3 Talking
4 Idiot
5 This
6 Got
7 I
8 Long
9 How
10 Look

Part 4
Now read the words upwards from,,,10 to 1

1 Cows
2 About
3 Talking
4 Idiot
5 This
6 Got
7 I
8 Long
9 How
10 Look

['andersom']

One can never talk too long about cows of course.

[Parts]

[Al Swearegen]

One can never talk too long about cows of course.

Especially sexy cows. 

[lutra]

Maybe not the best example clip but I kinda miss the series 'Coupling'.. it was a brilliant laugh..

[bodie]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now I know why some people are where they are

[Queen Victoria]

Maybe not the best example clip but I kinda miss the series 'Coupling'.. it was a brilliant laugh..

Coupling is available on HULU.

[benjimanbreeg]

I said to some girl the other day, "you remind me of my little toe", she said "ah, is it cause i'm short and sweet?".  I said "no, its cause sooner or later, i'm gonna bang you on the coffee table".

[El]

[lutra]

Coupling is available on HULU.

Not to nag or anything negative but HULU isn't available outside of the US it mentioned, me trying to visit HULU. Thanks though.

I loved watching 'Coupling' when it was broadcasted on the BBC, really made me laugh and I think I should buy the series on DVD soon.

[Squidusa]

 

[Queen Victoria]

Coupling is available on HULU.

Not to nag or anything negative but HULU isn't available outside of the US it mentioned, me trying to visit HULU. Thanks though.

I loved watching 'Coupling' when it was broadcasted on the BBC, really made me laugh and I think I should buy the series on DVD soon.

Sorry, I didn't know.  I can't access any current BBC TV shows on the net, but I'm watching Doc Martin and Kingdom now.  When I finish with them I'll start watchig coupling.