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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5625 on: May 04, 2011, 04:09:00 AM »
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.



A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"


The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"



The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."



The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"





The assistant replied, "Because you're in a bookshop."
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5626 on: May 04, 2011, 06:59:18 AM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5627 on: May 04, 2011, 07:54:51 AM »
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I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5628 on: May 04, 2011, 08:28:47 AM »










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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5629 on: May 04, 2011, 09:23:51 AM »
Quote from: bodaccea on May 04, 2011, 04:09:00 AM
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.



A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"


The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"



The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."



The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"





The assistant replied, "Because you're in a bookshop."

 :lol:  poor schleed
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5630 on: May 04, 2011, 12:56:47 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on May 04, 2011, 03:38:39 AM
it's like i am saying i got no eyes!
Or there's a question of having testicles.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5631 on: May 05, 2011, 03:17:22 AM »
Quote from: Jack on May 04, 2011, 12:56:47 PM
Quote from: bodaccea on May 04, 2011, 03:38:39 AM
it's like i am saying i got no eyes!
Or there's a question of having testicles.

 :lol: yes i see what you mean,  it was a very ambiguous question mark.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5632 on: May 06, 2011, 10:45:54 AM »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5633 on: May 06, 2011, 11:03:25 AM »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5634 on: May 06, 2011, 11:13:10 AM »
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5635 on: May 06, 2011, 11:30:56 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5636 on: May 06, 2011, 11:37:00 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5637 on: May 06, 2011, 01:54:48 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5638 on: May 06, 2011, 01:56:16 PM »


Oh Justin
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #5639 on: May 06, 2011, 01:58:33 PM »

maybe just trying to get an even tan?
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