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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4260 on: December 02, 2009, 09:26:19 AM »
"I'd be DJ Awkwardd Beatz.  Instead of hi-hat my tracks would feature stammered apologies.  People would come to my shows to dance awkwardly while looking at their feet.  The mood-altering substance of choice would be anti-anxiety medication"
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4261 on: December 02, 2009, 03:19:19 PM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on November 30, 2009, 07:15:39 AM


WTF
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4262 on: December 02, 2009, 03:37:47 PM »
Quote from: iceman1985 on December 02, 2009, 03:19:19 PM
Quote from: GalileoAce on November 30, 2009, 07:15:39 AM


WTF
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajavascript:void(0);

Thinking the same thing :-\
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4263 on: December 02, 2009, 03:48:46 PM »
har har har
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4264 on: December 02, 2009, 06:04:51 PM »
What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball??













































Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards with no problem. :rofl:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4265 on: December 02, 2009, 06:12:57 PM »
^ :laugh:
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4266 on: December 03, 2009, 02:05:10 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 02, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball??













































Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards with no problem. :rofl:

How is that funny?
it sucks
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4267 on: December 03, 2009, 10:47:19 PM »
Quote from: iceman1985 on December 03, 2009, 02:05:10 PM
Quote from: Scrapheap on December 02, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
What's the difference between a Cadillac Escalade and a golf ball??













































Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards with no problem. :rofl:

How is that funny?
it sucks

Tiger Woods wrapped his 2009 Cadillac Escapade around a fire hydrant in a single car accident very close to his home last week.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4268 on: December 03, 2009, 10:50:12 PM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4269 on: December 03, 2009, 10:54:54 PM »
Can you say drunk off your ass there's one black man with an excellent lawyer if it was me Id still be in jail
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4270 on: December 03, 2009, 10:56:34 PM »
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 10:54:54 PM
Can you say drunk off your ass there's one black man with an excellent lawyer if it was me Id still be in jail

For reckless driving? I doubt it. All you'd do is pay a fine and be done with it. Just as he has.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4271 on: December 03, 2009, 10:59:25 PM »
Quote from: GalileoAce on December 03, 2009, 10:56:34 PM
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 10:54:54 PM
Can you say drunk off your ass there's one black man with an excellent lawyer if it was me Id still be in jail

For reckless driving? I doubt it. All you'd do is pay a fine and be done with it. Just as he has.

The Us court system is stacked against the poor regardless of race
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4272 on: December 04, 2009, 09:13:00 AM »
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 10:59:25 PM
Quote from: GalileoAce on December 03, 2009, 10:56:34 PM
Quote from: parts on December 03, 2009, 10:54:54 PM
Can you say drunk off your ass there's one black man with an excellent lawyer if it was me Id still be in jail

For reckless driving? I doubt it. All you'd do is pay a fine and be done with it. Just as he has.

The Us court system is stacked against the poor regardless of race
That it is, though it's also racially biased.

That said, was Tiger drunk, or was he talking with his mistress on the phone?
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« Reply #4273 on: December 04, 2009, 11:56:12 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #4274 on: December 04, 2009, 03:13:08 PM »
This is retarded.

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