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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3885 on: August 04, 2009, 04:28:17 AM »
Can't skip them here. PUO, Prohibited User Operations setting in the DVD structure means you can't press the skip key or any other shit, you are forced to watch!!  :zombiefuck:

Every time I see one of those ads, it makes me want to pirate movies, in fact that's what drove me to check out the pirate bay. :zoinks:

So to me, it had the opposite effect.

But it's a lot worse with video games, instead of forced anti-piracy ads, it's fucking DRM crap.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3886 on: August 04, 2009, 07:36:33 AM »
Can't skip them here. PUO, Prohibited User Operations setting in the DVD structure means you can't press the skip key or any other shit, you are forced to watch!!  :zombiefuck:

Every time I see one of those ads, it makes me want to pirate movies, in fact that's what drove me to check out the pirate bay. :zoinks:

So to me, it had the opposite effect.

But it's a lot worse with video games, instead of forced anti-piracy ads, it's fucking DRM crap.

Excapt the pirated games have no DRM! NoCD Cracks rule  :green:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3887 on: August 07, 2009, 10:15:58 AM »




:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3888 on: August 07, 2009, 11:00:56 AM »


Protection for the little guy!  :zoinks:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3889 on: August 07, 2009, 11:10:04 AM »


Protection for the little guy!  :zoinks:

I loled. Nice shoes.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3890 on: August 07, 2009, 11:12:42 AM »
It's not me  :lol:  A mate of mine.

He tried them on as well  :zoinks:


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3891 on: August 07, 2009, 02:28:38 PM »
Who's bringing the microwave?

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789446
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3892 on: August 07, 2009, 02:57:14 PM »
It's not me  :lol:  A mate of mine.

He tried them on as well  :zoinks:


OH MY GOD. Those things are THAT small?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3893 on: August 07, 2009, 02:59:37 PM »
I wonder if there are guys out there who actually fit in them  :orly:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3894 on: August 07, 2009, 03:00:34 PM »
I wonder if there are guys out there who actually fit in them  :orly:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3895 on: August 07, 2009, 03:12:02 PM »
There are men with even smaller ones it seems  :o

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x658f_1st-annual-small-penis-contest

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3896 on: August 07, 2009, 03:13:40 PM »
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3897 on: August 07, 2009, 03:26:56 PM »
There are men with even smaller ones it seems  :o

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x658f_1st-annual-small-penis-contest
Why the FUCK did I just watch that entire video???  Also, why the FUCK was it MADE????
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3898 on: August 07, 2009, 05:09:10 PM »
There are men with even smaller ones it seems  :o

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x658f_1st-annual-small-penis-contest

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........ HAHA.. AAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3899 on: August 07, 2009, 05:11:37 PM »
I felt bad for some of them  :laugh:  Although beats me how the moob one has sex with his girlfriend :aff: