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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3870 on: July 29, 2009, 06:03:57 AM »
What's really sad is my first thought was "Is it local?  I want it!"
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3871 on: July 29, 2009, 08:05:43 PM »
My son and his friend bet another friend that he could not drink one gallon of milk in an hour without getting sick he got about three quarters though it before throwing up.  It's a sucker bet that's been around for ages
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3872 on: July 29, 2009, 08:31:49 PM »


What's really sad is my first thought was "Is it local?  I want it!"

I thought you had a car?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3873 on: July 30, 2009, 08:31:25 AM »


What's really sad is my first thought was "Is it local?  I want it!"

I thought you had a car?
Yeah, but it's in the shop, and I'm pissed about it.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3874 on: August 03, 2009, 07:31:22 AM »
My son and his friend bet another friend that he could not drink one gallon of milk in an hour without getting sick he got about three quarters though it before throwing up.  It's a sucker bet that's been around for ages
:laugh: GA wants to test this theory now.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3875 on: August 03, 2009, 07:50:42 AM »

What ad campaign thinks I wouldn't download a car???  I agree, I would if I could!
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3876 on: August 03, 2009, 08:22:37 AM »

What ad campaign thinks I wouldn't download a car???  I agree, I would if I could!

This is the shit we are FORCED to watch on our legally owned DVDs EVERY TIME we pop the DVD into our DVD players on most DVDs here in Australia:


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3877 on: August 03, 2009, 11:20:02 AM »


That ad is ridiculous... however, I did get all excited because I used to own one of the cars he is trying to steal! It was a 1976 BMW 2002. I regret selling that car to this day.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3878 on: August 03, 2009, 11:37:30 AM »


That ad is ridiculous... however, I did get all excited because I used to own one of the cars he is trying to steal! It was a 1976 BMW 2002. I regret selling that car to this day.

But it's so fucked. I mean you are only going to see it if you buy or rent a DVD legally. If you are dirty filthy downloading pirate like me, you don't have to suffer through it.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3879 on: August 03, 2009, 11:45:53 AM »
Those fuckers in the court forced The Pirate Bay to become legal. Their ISP had to pay 75000 kronor or something just because they said they didn't trust the "evidence" the pigs came up with. Fuckin STASI-state.  :thumbdn:

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3880 on: August 03, 2009, 12:38:30 PM »

What ad campaign thinks I wouldn't download a car???  I agree, I would if I could!

This is the shit we are FORCED to watch on our legally owned DVDs EVERY TIME we pop the DVD into our DVD players on most DVDs here in Australia:


Oh, OK.  Makes more sense now.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3881 on: August 03, 2009, 01:49:03 PM »
Fuck them man. Thats the same as comparing killing a chicken to killing and eating your own baby.

I hate these extremist type veiws, and I wish I could kill eveyone who thinks that way.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3882 on: August 03, 2009, 02:05:19 PM »
Fuck them man. Thats the same as comparing killing a chicken to killing and eating your own baby.

I hate these extremist type veiws, and I wish I could kill eveyone who thinks that way.
They would probably want to kill you for being so extremely against their extremist views.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3883 on: August 03, 2009, 06:08:36 PM »

What ad campaign thinks I wouldn't download a car???  I agree, I would if I could!

This is the shit we are FORCED to watch on our legally owned DVDs EVERY TIME we pop the DVD into our DVD players on most DVDs here in Australia:



I have seen a similar ad on most of the DVDs I rent, unless I manage to skip them.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3884 on: August 03, 2009, 11:54:47 PM »

What ad campaign thinks I wouldn't download a car???  I agree, I would if I could!

This is the shit we are FORCED to watch on our legally owned DVDs EVERY TIME we pop the DVD into our DVD players on most DVDs here in Australia:



I have seen a similar ad on most of the DVDs I rent, unless I manage to skip them.

Can't skip them here. PUO, Prohibited User Operations setting in the DVD structure means you can't press the skip key or any other shit, you are forced to watch!!  :zombiefuck: