A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I found a road safe goth!
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on March 21, 2009, 08:17:39 PMI found a road safe goth!No... What you actually found was an incredibly gay goth.
Quote from: Nexus on March 21, 2009, 08:18:42 PMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on March 21, 2009, 08:17:39 PMI found a road safe goth!No... What you actually found was an incredibly gay goth.Can't he be both?
I like this one better: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600This is one good reason why not to have electric toothbrushes.
Step 1 - go to Spencer gifts.Step 2 - buy a vibratorStep 3 - go to the dollar storeStep 4 - get a gift bag with a blank cardStep 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone. Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning. Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.
Quote from: Nexus on March 21, 2009, 07:39:05 PMI like this one better: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/21600This is one good reason why not to have electric toothbrushes.I loved this suggestion:QuoteStep 1 - go to Spencer gifts.Step 2 - buy a vibratorStep 3 - go to the dollar storeStep 4 - get a gift bag with a blank cardStep 5 - write a witty message on the card about her leaving your electric toothbrush alone. Step 6 - give the gift to your sister, in front of your parents, on Valentines day morning. Why? Because, paybacks are hell and it's in the good nature of the whole sibling rivalry thing.As for your original post.... yeah, that's pretty messed up stuff right there.
Hmm, gives a whole new dimension to the expression vagina dentata.The Green Goth's manicure puts mine to shame. (I hate that!) Elfin, though? Nup, the ears are all wrong. I'm guessing it's his St Patrick's Day clobber. Gay Clubber
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
