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Offline El

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3570 on: March 17, 2009, 04:26:24 AM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3571 on: March 17, 2009, 05:42:53 AM »
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3572 on: March 17, 2009, 06:11:37 AM »
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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3573 on: March 18, 2009, 03:09:37 PM »

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3574 on: March 18, 2009, 06:50:15 PM »
Having been in the Marines and Army, and having spent some time with the Air Force and Navy guys, I can relate to this:


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3575 on: March 18, 2009, 06:51:36 PM »
You ever wonder why myspace whores always have the looking-upward-at-the-camera angle shot?




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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3576 on: March 18, 2009, 07:55:40 PM »

My new favorite bumper sticker:


If you can't fuck 'n drive,
Then you can't fuckin' drive.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3577 on: March 18, 2009, 08:41:29 PM »
You ever wonder why myspace whores always have the looking-upward-at-the-camera angle shot?





Encyclopedia Dramatica has comprehensive information about the Internet Disease phenomenon.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_disease

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3578 on: March 18, 2009, 08:45:09 PM »
You ever wonder why myspace whores always have the looking-upward-at-the-camera angle shot?





Encyclopedia Dramatica has comprehensive information about the Internet Disease phenomenon.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_disease


Actually this article is more relevant to this interest lol: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fat_girl_angle_shot  :zoinks:
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3579 on: March 19, 2009, 08:47:34 AM »
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3580 on: March 19, 2009, 06:11:37 PM »
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/436547

...it sounded really familiar.  Fuck MY life.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3581 on: March 19, 2009, 10:56:35 PM »


These guys are trolling bastards but they're pretty funny.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3582 on: March 19, 2009, 11:16:36 PM »


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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3583 on: March 20, 2009, 06:20:00 AM »
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3584 on: March 20, 2009, 12:47:07 PM »
LoL

You don't know how many times I have come close to losing continence behind the wheel, after dodging a goth directly in my path at high speed, who was completely invisible until I was close enough to see the rivets in his/her appendages reflecting my headlights.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.