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Offline vodz

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3300 on: November 05, 2008, 10:49:51 AM »
wHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MARMALADE AND JAM?




























I can't marmalade my dick up your mum's arse.
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

Offline Lucifer

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3301 on: November 05, 2008, 11:27:08 AM »
if sarah palin and jeremy clarkson jumped from a tall building at exactly the same time, who would hit the ground first?

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who cares?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3302 on: November 06, 2008, 10:39:15 AM »
 :LMAO:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3303 on: November 06, 2008, 06:55:56 PM »
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3304 on: November 06, 2008, 09:25:39 PM »
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

I didn't know you were a card carrying member of the KKK..  ::)

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3305 on: November 06, 2008, 09:28:03 PM »
if sarah palin and jeremy clarkson jumped from a tall building at exactly the same time, who would hit the ground first?

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Aww no. Clarkson is a national treasure - I love Top Gear.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3306 on: November 06, 2008, 10:31:37 PM »
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

I didn't know you were a card carrying member of the KKK..  ::)


It was a joke. Chill. Got it from WP.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3307 on: November 07, 2008, 12:07:22 AM »
Well, shall the white house now be called the black house?

I didn't know you were a card carrying member of the KKK..  ::)


It was a joke. Chill. Got it from WP.

it was a dumb joke and the source says it all...

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3308 on: November 07, 2008, 02:31:57 AM »
Benjamin Zephaniah - White Comedy (from 'Propa Propaganda')

I waz whitemailed
By a white witch,
Wid white magic
An white lies,
Branded by a white sheep
I slaved as a whitesmith
Near a white spot
Where I suffered whitewater fever.
Whitelisted as a whiteleg
I waz in de white book
As a master of white art,
It waz like white death.

People called me white jack
Some hailed me as a white wog,
So I joined de white watch
Trained as a white guard
Lived off the white economy.
Caught and beaten by de whiteshirts
I waz condemned to a white mass,
Don't worry,
I shall be writing to de Black House.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3309 on: November 09, 2008, 08:14:51 AM »
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish, unless its a bass.  :P

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3310 on: November 09, 2008, 10:01:11 PM »
Aww no. Clarkson is a national treasure - I love Top Gear.

I'm into cars and have watched the show a fair bit, but mostly I think he's a twat.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3311 on: November 10, 2008, 02:23:37 AM »
Aww no. Clarkson is a national treasure - I love Top Gear.

I'm into cars and have watched the show a fair bit, but mostly I think he's a twat.

QFT.

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3312 on: November 10, 2008, 07:53:00 AM »
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3313 on: November 10, 2008, 03:42:52 PM »
In Alice Shannon we trust. :laugh:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: make someone laugh
« Reply #3314 on: November 12, 2008, 11:42:12 PM »
Let's kick Alaska out of this country